Happy Friday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2008 07:32:26 February 15, 2008 07:32:26

Turns out yesterday’s Bana post was quite popular. Back by popular demand – Eric today in Berlin at the photo call for The Other Boleyn Girl. Enjoy. Photo from Wenn.com  Full Story

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Dear Gossips,

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!

Love Marc Jacobs. Marc Jacobs actually named one of his new bags after Bryanboy! Asian Tinkerbell Gays have now been immortalised forever! Squeal!

It’s Thursday, am posting all day – check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Have attached a favourite love pic for love day. The commercial and plastic kind. Enjoy!

PPS. Josh Hartnett is not having problems with the help. Neither is Sting, although his wife can be unkind. And Hilary Duff doesn’t forget the sad with the happy. Anymore.

Definitely, Almost

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2008 13:25:02 February 14, 2008 13:25:02

First sighted Ryan Reynolds becoming Brad Pitt about a month ago in LA. Today in New York, looks like Ryan is at it again: the hat, the jacket, the pants. I’d give Brad a slight edge on the pants but still…as far as imitators go, Ryan is far more worthy than that f*cking loser from a few years back who walked around Greece pretending to be Pitt. Full Story

Reality for Country

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2008 00:00:00 February 14, 2008 00:00:00

Jessica Simpson is working on a country album. On a larger scale, she’s also working on her career. Because, thanks to the efforts of her pimp ass perv of a father, her career is in the sh*thouse. At the height of her popularity though, she was the star of her very own reality tv show Newlyweds with ex husband Nick Lachey. Full Story

Katie Goes to The Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2008 00:00:00 February 14, 2008 00:00:00

No not that one. The other one. The one you picks your ass – Katherine Heigl. Oscar presenters just confirmed and America’s new princess will present at the Oscars this year, now that she’s the new Jennifer Aniston. Except that this TV girl can actually open a movie all on her own. Full Story

Valentine Bana

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2008 10:04:03 February 14, 2008 10:04:03

A Valentine biscuit from me to you – many want him on the Freebie Five so here’s Eric Bana arriving in Berlin today to promote The Other Boleyn Girl with Nat and Scarjo. Definitely a hunky beast and very good hair and devoted to his wife but as mentioned before it’s his mouth. His mouth is too small for his head. Full Story

The GMD Hates Curves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2008 09:13:48 February 14, 2008 09:13:48

Katie Holmes on Tuesday in LA for a business meeting. As you can see, the thinnification continues. Nary a curve on her body, not even in high waisted jeans. Of course Mrs Cruise also has a flat chest (am jealous) and so the overall effect is far from voluptuous. Or youthful. Skinny, hard, old, sad, chills, chills, chills. Full Story

Valentine C-Bomb!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2008 08:55:08 February 14, 2008 08:55:08

SO immature, but f*cking hilarious! Seriously… this totally makes my life. That old broad Jane Fonda went on the Today show today to discuss her involvement with the Vagina Monologues. And she decided to drop the C-bomb! Good morning to you too! The MiniVan Majority will be muttering about this for weeks on the playground! Click here for the clip Full Story

Et tu, Natalie?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2008 08:44:50 February 14, 2008 08:44:50

Perhaps it’s the flu. The flu is going around, non? Or perhaps she too has bought into the Hollywood standard – that sense of entitlement that transcends etiquette and good manners. With a few exceptions, of course, celebrities are almost never on time. And while on occasion they could be legitimately late for professional reasons, most of the time they are late because, well because they don’t give a sh*t about anyone else’s schedule. Full Story

Like Samson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2008 07:55:05 February 14, 2008 07:55:05

Am still puzzled as to why Tom Brady cut his hair right before the Superbowl. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Why f&ck with your luck? Especially when the little curls at the nape of his neck were so cute!?! Like Samson, when he lost the hair, he also lost the mojo. Tom’s consolation prize, however, is a holiday to Costa Rica with his bombshell Brazilian. Full Story

A New Weave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2008 07:42:39 February 14, 2008 07:42:39

Not the greatest, but it’s a good start. Britney at the dance studio yesterday – she worked out for over an hour, supposedly as part of an intense training program before kicking off a new tour. Tour??? They worked her to the bone as an adolescent and they want to send her right back on the road in the midst of the crazy? If true… bad move. Full Story