Best.Post.Ever. Madame Tussaud’s has just unveiled their new Nicole Kidman figure. And of course it’s nearly impossible to tell which is which. But remember… as Granny Freeze said herself: she’s never had any work done. None. Never. In fact, she’s so naturally beautiful she also says she doesn’t require much time, if any, in the makeup chair. Full Story
Now THAT is definitely NOT a Tina Knowles creation, bless Xenu. And when Beyonce stays away from Tina Knowles-inspired creations, Beyonce is beautiful, fashionable, divine. Check her out with Jay Z in Paris doing some holiday shopping, on a romantic getaway. And while he might not be pretty like Becks or Brad, Jay is all man in his own man way. Full Story
John Stamos the other night at some ER event, still holding up after all these years. Like Rob Lowe, only less…waxy. Been harping about this for 2 years but again, he is perfect for Jennifer Aniston. They would make an exquisite couple, and given that her relationship with Brad was brokered through their reps, why can’t Huvane get off his ass and hook this sh*t up? John Stamos knows tv. Full Story
Victoria Beckham on the cover of the new issue of Elle looking – MAYJAH! LOVE the white, love the suspenders, LOVE that she wears pants, even love her concrete tits poking out – of course they have to present and accounted for – and I especially love the caption beside her head: No Surgery Required. Full Story
Seeing the Spice Reunion concert and meeting Victoria in person has only fuelled the sick obsession. I love her. Only Victoria could take the stage AT A CONCERT and not only NOT SING but strut down a catwalk with a wind machine blowing. Only Victoria. And while the British press continues to find ways to vilify the Girls and the Posh, Mrs Beckham is not apologising for her absurdity – the shameless, ridiculous way she lives her life in a plastic pose. Full Story
Last night, New York D&G party, Kate Hudson arrived in a white fluffy coat and grey booties with friends and also Billy Crudup, who could also be a friend. But that hasn’t stopped gossips from buzzing that they’re an item. If so, it was likely one night only. Love that she’s such a dude when it comes to dating and you will note, unlike the Parises and the Lilos and the Britneys, even though she’s probably made out with just as many if not more men of late, the “S” word has never been used. Full Story
As you can see from multiple changes during her commercial shoot yesterday, the thinnification of Lilo continues – little arms, little legs. So she’s skinny… but is she sober? Let’s hope for it, even in the face of reports that suggest she may not be spending time with the best influences. Full Story
Brad Pitt sits down with that senile old fart Larry King tonight to discuss his New Orleans Make It Right initiative – the interview was pre-taped and will air Wednesday. One of the most interesting parts is when Larry, actually somewhat deftly, turns the conversation around to family and Angelina, making a comment that “when you get emotionally involved with someone you work with”… about which Brad quickly corrected: “Well that came after, that came after”, shooting a pointed smile back at Larry and addressing that long contentious and polarising issue about when his relationship with Angelina really began and why his marriage to Jennifer Aniston really ended. Full Story
Everyone loves Little Sci. Which is why her daddy keeps trotting her out for public consumption – can you hear the MiniVan oohing and goo-ing? This is the Family Cruise today in London out for a walk in Hyde Park. Mom, dad, baby... it’s like a Sears Family Portrait, only with the paps. Totally unplanned, of course. Full Story
It’s sad to me that people outside Canada aren’t able to enjoy Project Runway Canada. Because Iman absolutely kicks ass. And the show kicks ass. So much so that it’s become appointment television not only for me but for my husband, a man with a negative balance fashion sense who suddenly feels he’s become an authority on what constitutes “busy” and “not busy” on a catwalk. For the record, he’s correctly predicted the losing designer four weeks in a row and now thinks he’s Tom Ford, but for the fact that he can’t get out of his tearaways and still wears fleece in public.
Seriously… Iman puts the fear of Xenu into your soul. And Johnny puts quiver into the loins. Sweeney Todd premiered last night in NYC. It is a Johnny Depp photo day.
Congratulations to Sara S, winner of the Gilmore Girls box set and to Annie R, the recipient of a brand new Fuji FinePix camera!
Tuesday – am blogging all day, refresh refresh refresh!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Love and admiration to Laurie Petrou for having her first book Between named as one of the best of the year by the Globe & Mail this weekend!
PPS. Happy Birthday to Carmen – thank you so much for reading so loyally for so long.
PPPS. Condom-free Sleaze is NOT Chad Michael Murray. He’s actually still with that 17 year old, isn’t he? At least she was 17 at the time. Also not John Mayer and not Bradley Cooper and not Vince Vaughn.