The Reign of The Dark Knight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2008 06:08:02 July 21, 2008 06:08:02

Officially the best opening weekend ever totalling over $150 million with many, many unable to buy tickets the first weekend…which means much, much more to come. To celebrate The Dark Knight’s victory, the Freebie 5 tribute will remain intact for one more day. And for your Monday morning quivering pleasure – Christian Bale, his wife, and their daughter leaving LA the other day, presumably headed for England to join his cast mates for the London premiere. Full Story

July 21, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2008 05:44:36 July 21, 2008 05:44:36

To Lori B from Jenny T – Happy 30th Birthday! And a belly rub for Willy too! Wishing J Dub a Happy Birthday and first day of articling, try not to get sued! xx Brooks and P. Fiddy  Full Story

Friday, July 18, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Why so serious?

Will The Dark Knight set box office records this weekend? Are you going?

And another step in the right direction. Britney and KFed have settled their custody dispute – a welcome and amicable conclusion to what was once a bitter battle. Kevin retains sole legal and physical custody, Britney maintains her current visitation rights. She was recently permitted sleepovers with the boys and her time and access to them will be increased as she continues to improve.

Though hope is frail, it’s hard to kill.

Friday – some gloating and a new riddle. Keep refreshing!

Heading to LA for a girls’ weekend! Squeeee! Wishing you a great, sunny weekend too!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Josie Bissett is not the other woman.

The Essence of Mischa Barton…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2008 17:18:44 July 18, 2008 17:18:44

Is in my left arm. I broke it in Cannes because she bailed on her professional commitments. As a result, as you can see, there are now 2 rods holding together my elbow. The French surgeons did a great job…only the end of both rods are too close to the point which means I can literally feel them under my skin and worst still, it hurts. Full Story

It Laughs!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2008 11:54:57 July 18, 2008 11:54:57

Only happens once a year so enjoy it while you can! Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake appeared on Kimmel last night to promote the ESPYs telecast and showed a clip from the event. At one point he meanders over to the Beckhams and Posh.Actually.Laughs. As my friend Dean, who is the most brilliant beautiful man ever, would say: Wonder if Victoria B has starvation breath? You know how people who don"t eat have halitosis? Bet your concrete tits it"d be sweeter to kiss a girl 20 pounds heavier. Full Story

Commitment Crisis?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2008 10:58:28 July 18, 2008 10:58:28

They were supposed to have kicked their bad habit together. A partnership in blow became a commitment effort to get clean. And for a while they were successful. But he was the weaker one. And he’s been using again for a while. The problem, one of many obviously, is that when he’s cranked, he’s also very aggressive. Full Story

You know you miss it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2008 10:06:00 July 18, 2008 10:06:00

The CW isn’t wasting time, not wanting to lose the buzz and momentum around the show is that is trying to save the network. Needless to say, that would be Gossip Girl. Do you miss them? You know you do. Mr Chuck and Blair. Even Nate...who appears to get a little naughty. At least according to the new teaser trailers just released – see below. Full Story

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Suddenly Single Salma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2008 07:45:53 July 18, 2008 07:45:53

Salma Hayek and her baby father Francois-Henri Pinault are no longer engaged http://www.usmagazine.com/salma-hayek-calls-off-engagement-to-french-billionaire. Her rep confirmed the cancellation saying there would be no further comment. Obviously the statement didn’t spell out that the two had formally split but where else do you go from axing an engagement and announcing it publicly??? Previous to this, there was no indication on the smut wires that the two were on the outs. Full Story

SamRo cures Dirty Face?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2008 07:23:19 July 18, 2008 07:23:19

Lilo at the Sephora event last night looking better than she has in a long, long time. And no Dirty Face! In fact, as many of you have mentioned, Dirty Face has been missing for a while... since she and SamRo became serious. SamRo cured Dirty Face? Now the only thing left is that sh*tty weave. As you can see, the hottest couple in Hollywood flew to New York together after Lindsay wrapped shooting for Labour Pains. Full Story

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Mama Pimp on the town

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2008 07:05:35 July 18, 2008 07:05:35

Last night was the perfect night for Dina Lohan. Trading on one child to pimp the other, getting photographed and partying her tits off – the most ideal of situations. This is Dina in New York at the Sephora 10th anniversary celebration with son Michael Lohan who must be her Plan C. When Ali Lohan goes off to rehab or gets pregnant, Michael will step up to support his mother. Full Story