Greek Stav or Heath?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 07:51:41 December 5, 2007 07:51:41

As you can see from multiple changes during her commercial shoot yesterday, the thinnification of Lilo continues – little arms, little legs. So she’s skinny… but is she sober? Let’s hope for it, even in the face of reports that suggest she may not be spending time with the best influences. Full Story

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That Came After

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 07:33:33 December 5, 2007 07:33:33

Brad Pitt sits down with that senile old fart Larry King tonight to discuss his New Orleans Make It Right initiative – the interview was pre-taped and will air Wednesday. One of the most interesting parts is when Larry, actually somewhat deftly, turns the conversation around to family and Angelina, making a comment that “when you get emotionally involved with someone you work with”… about which Brad quickly corrected: “Well that came after, that came after”, shooting a pointed smile back at Larry and addressing that long contentious and polarising issue about when his relationship with Angelina really began and why his marriage to Jennifer Aniston really ended. Full Story

Little Sci in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 06:57:22 December 5, 2007 06:57:22

Everyone loves Little Sci. Which is why her daddy keeps trotting her out for public consumption – can you hear the MiniVan oohing and goo-ing? This is the Family Cruise today in London out for a walk in Hyde Park. Mom, dad, baby... it’s like a Sears Family Portrait, only with the paps. Totally unplanned, of course. Full Story

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Dear Gossips,

It’s sad to me that people outside Canada aren’t able to enjoy Project Runway Canada. Because Iman absolutely kicks ass. And the show kicks ass. So much so that it’s become appointment television not only for me but for my husband, a man with a negative balance fashion sense who suddenly feels he’s become an authority on what constitutes “busy” and “not busy” on a catwalk. For the record, he’s correctly predicted the losing designer four weeks in a row and now thinks he’s Tom Ford, but for the fact that he can’t get out of his tearaways and still wears fleece in public.

Seriously… Iman puts the fear of Xenu into your soul. And Johnny puts quiver into the loins. Sweeney Todd premiered last night in NYC. It is a Johnny Depp photo day.

Congratulations to Sara S, winner of the Gilmore Girls box set and to Annie R, the recipient of a brand new Fuji FinePix camera!

Tuesday – am blogging all day, refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Love and admiration to Laurie Petrou for having her first book Between named as one of the best of the year by the Globe & Mail this weekend!

PPS. Happy Birthday to Carmen – thank you so much for reading so loyally for so long.

PPPS. Condom-free Sleaze is NOT Chad Michael Murray. He’s actually still with that 17 year old, isn’t he? At least she was 17 at the time. Also not John Mayer and not Bradley Cooper and not Vince Vaughn.

No Dirty Face in Costume

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2007 13:52:35 December 4, 2007 13:52:35

Under the supervision of professionals, Lilo’s orange Dirty Face has disappeared. Here she is shooting a commercial today in LA looking the best she has in a long time... but for the hair. The hair under different circumstances might work, but the brassy hair with the prom dress is all pageant… like Vanessa Minnillo. Full Story

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Could Becks wear these?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2007 13:38:20 December 4, 2007 13:38:20

He has rocked a sarong and is probably as fashion forward as it gets, man-wise, but could David Beckham pull these off? Becks has admitted to being a little clothes-obsessed. Have you seen the Beckham doc chronicling their move to Spain a few years ago? There’s a cute moment in his closet – what he wears is most definitely not under his wife’s jurisdiction, though I’m sure she doesn’t complain. Full Story

Anniversary Invitation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2007 13:05:21 December 4, 2007 13:05:21

They were married a little over a year ago and we now know how they’ve been spending their 1st anniversary. But of course we do. I recall writing that we’d be privy to their celebrations in no time. And indeed we are. Just like their wedding…the world has been invited. And the GMD is rich enough to secure privacy. Full Story

Dolce Quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2007 00:00:00 December 4, 2007 00:00:00

Aside from Sean Avery, most of the attendees at the D&G opening today were total quivers including a scruffy Josh Lucas, the aforementioned hotness Jason Lewis, and Rufus Sewell who does not get enough love because he is always, always the bad guy. But seriously…he is pure sex, non? Pure, pure sex. Full Story

Dolce Douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2007 00:00:00 December 4, 2007 00:00:00

Sean Avery, who dated Elisha Cuthbert and supposedly bragged about cheating on her and who recently romped with MK Olsen, was issued an apology this week from the radio announcer who’d reported that he insulted Maple Leaf Jason Blake in a tense game a few weeks ago. The announcer told his audience that since Sean was so adamant that he never said those things and was threatening to sue, it must be that he trusted a bad source. Full Story

Sorry... Back Now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2007 12:12:03 December 4, 2007 12:12:03

‘Bout the delay this morning/afternoon. I’m a sh*tty driver and scraped the car against a wall that kept moving. Have spent a long time groveling but am back to blogging now… gossip coming!  Full Story