Rumer Willis at the Laura Day event the other day. Ashton and Demi also attended. As you know, we’ve been charting the progress of her thinnification. Her legs appear to be rather lean these non? Give it by the end of summer, wonder how worrisome it’ll have gotten by that point? Have to say though, the pixie cut has done wonders. Full Story
Zahara made a bold rebuttal against Little Sci the other day for baby cuteness, now her family is showing the GMD how to make a photo opp much less obvious. Here are Brad and Angelina emerging from their home in the woods to walk their children to school in Prague. Check out Maddox’s head – looks like they’ve freshened up his MaddHawk. Full Story
Impressive her resumé since she told Tom Cruise he “had her at hello”. Very impressive. Renee Zellweger’s career choices and the roles she’s taken are almost never sh-t. She always brings good work. Most importantly I believe her. I believe her in every part…even Roxie. Full Story
Shelf Ass has Pip by the undropped balls. Making up for his closeness with Cam last week and the rather unflattering comments to the UK Mirror, JT has submitted to the dreaded PDA photo opp. And as you can see, someone can’t hide her smug. Handholding in Oslo, nuzzling on a boat – Justin and Jessica gave it up for the pappies. Full Story
What’s worse than Rossum? What’s worse than Rossum is a CHEAP celebrity. What’s worse than a CHEAP celebrity are two CHEAP celebrities. Both successful, both earning millions, both with new projects on the go…both in Toronto last weekend treated to a complimentary dinner at a posh supper club. Full Story
For a pathetic 33 year old pretending she"s 25, London is Utopia. Will be here for a while, on assignment for eTalk, covering a few exciting events. More details to come.
Am dead tired, please excuse typos. Somehow managed not to sleep a wink on plane. Ended up watching The Painted Veil instead. Now considering putting Edward Norton back on Freebie Five. Quiveration in the sky. Was torture.
So apparently my beloved Rocky is in a bit of a spot. Something about his wife allegedly being given preferential treatment from a traffic violation and let go without incident.
But isn"t there something so delicious about one hypocrite bringing down another hypocrite?
Only in LA.
And only fitting I suppose. That Hollywood Ebola met her match in someone equally conniving only much more intelligent who most definitely knows that I comes before E except after C.
It"s RECEIVING you idiot! Not RECIEVING!!!
Thursday, will post between naps and Pimms and perhaps a trip to TopShop.
Yours in gossip,
Can"t believe am about to say this but... Excerpts from Pete Doherty"s drug induced rambling diary have been published - the key parts focused on by the UK tabs are obviously the Kate bits. About marrying her this summer as soon as he"s kicked the smack. Not likely. He writes of their legendary arguments, of her disappointment every time he uses, of the war raging within him between the beast of addiction and his deep love/obsession for his lady. Full Story
What is it with Promises anyway? A luxurious rehab facility with an exorbitant fix-me fee doesn"t have an in house gym good enough for Lindsay Lohan? Please. Apparently she had to dash out for 3 hours yesterday to get in a not so quick work out. I don"t get it. But then again, of course I do. Girl simply cannot live without being seen and photographed. Full Story
Us Weekly says Britney is drinking again. All sources in agreement. Supposedly she decided that what she learned at Promises was that she was not an alcoholic and therefore doesn’t have a problem with alcohol. Now Lindsay Lohan is apparently extending her stay though word is, given that the report is coming on the heels of confirmation that her Vegas birthday party has been postponed, the extension allegedly has less to do with an actual commitment to getting clean and more to do with further rehabilitation of her image. My sources say Lilo is still as “attention hungry” as ever and is rumoured to spend much of her time planning her post-release wardrobe and sightings and possible celebrity dates, eager to get back on the front pages and reacquaint herself with the pappies.
Sounds about right for Dina’s daughter.
As for the GMD and these recent in-your-face photo opps…do you smell what I smell? Something’s amiss. The Gay Midget Dwarf is up to something. And now that his business partner has just purchased Dick Clark Productions, which owns among other things the Golden Globe Awards show, those who initially scoffed at Tom’s movie deal with Daniel Snyder are now revisiting their hasty dismissal of his career. He is Hollywood Voldemort. And like Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton, he cannot be vanquished…only temporarily silenced.
That disease slithers out of her cage on Monday. Enjoy the last few days of her imprisonment while you can. I know I will over Pimm’s. Several actually.
Wednesday – travel day today…off to London! Will blog on the fly, check throughout the day.
Yours in gossip,
PS. This business about Brad Pitt’s mother Jane visiting Jennifer Aniston? From what I hear, and believe what you wish, no drama here. They were close when they were married, they continue to maintain a friendship, and no one is freaking out about it. As a source told me last night: “she’s not going to jeopardise her relationship with the mother of her grandchildren to hang out with an ex daughter in law. If it really was a problem for Angie, it wouldn’t have happened. But I doubt Jane is happy that she showed up and the swarm was already there”…which does bring up the more intriguing matter: how conveniently often the paps seem to be photographing Aniston’s house lately. Coincidence or conspiracy??? And on the flipside, how will Grandma Pitt deal with the exploitation? Stay tuned...
Mavi Jeans had one of the most popular booths at the MuchMusic Video Awards on Sunday. Fergie, Avril Lavigne, Sum41, Ginuwine, George, Hedley, Billy Talent, AlexisOnFire, and Joss Stone all stopped by for jeans and more. And now, one lucky LaineyGossip.com reader has the opportunity to win the Mavi MMVA Swag Bag – a photo of the contents is attached…which means YOU could win a pair of Mavi Jeans! If you are interested, send an email to inquiries@laineygossip. Full Story
Not content with letting GMD’s baby steal the cute spotlight, or her sister for that matter, here’s Zahara Jolie Pitt smiling large and showing her daddy who’s boss. SOOOOO cute! Can totally see her ruling that house. Like Angelina recently said in Marie Claire – Z is a clever little girl who can manipulate her way into getting a cookie. Full Story