Beyonce & Jay-Z: Marriage by Numbers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2008 12:50:49 April 3, 2008 12:50:49

B’s birthday is September 4th. Jay’s birthday is December 4th. They have matching IV tats on their ring fingers acquired in Paris… He owns the 40/40 clubs. Tomorrow is April 4th. 04/04/08 4+4=8Coincidence…or conspiracy??? Blaine – you are brilliant. Can you claim intellectual property on that? File photo from Splashnewsonline.com Full Story

Dog Smut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2008 12:35:00 April 3, 2008 12:35:00

The Church of Oprah is attacking puppy mills tomorrow on the show – something we can all agree on, even if we don’t worship the Mighty Opes. Oprah lost her dog Sophie recently… Can’t even think about that. Now she’s dedicating an entire show to Sophie by exposing the deplorable practices of puppy mills in the hopes of saving dogs and preventing more of them from lives of suffering and disease. Full Story

Still Funny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2008 12:00:00 April 3, 2008 12:00:00

There have been imitators… many imitators. But as is always the case, the original is best. I’m F*cking Matt Damon, and now Matt and Sarah are congratulating Jimmy on his 1000th episode by taking out an ad in Variety. Damon kills me. Look at his smile. Total pink sweater wearing preppy mamma’s boy smile. Full Story

Arrested Again!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2008 10:40:00 April 3, 2008 10:40:00

Crazy bitch! I love her drama! Naomi Campbell…The Sun is breaking the news that Naomi was arrested – again! – just moments ago at Heathrow after she lost her sh*t at baggage claim. Something about her luggage. Full Story

Understatement of the Year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2008 09:27:00 April 3, 2008 09:27:00

Chace Crawford’s sister Candice spoke to People.com about her brother’s break up with Carrie Underwood, explaining that “he was upset” over the split but that he’s now “doing okay”. Full Story

La Petite Sci

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2008 09:16:00 April 3, 2008 09:16:00

She looks French! Somehow the GMD and KatE Holmes Cruise were able to produce a Gallic heir. Look at that pout! And that adorable overbite… seriously, how can you not love Little Sci! Elle est trop mignone! From the pages of the new OK! Magazne Full Story

Sit DOWN Bobby Brown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2008 09:00:00 April 3, 2008 09:00:00

Bobby Brown is writing a book. Or he’s babbling into a tape recorder while someone else writes his book for him. Needless to say, a dude who’s hard up for cash and crack will say anything. In his tome, Bobby alleges that it was Whitney who led him astray and not vice versa. "I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney. Full Story

Wish You Weren’t Gay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2008 04:56:00 April 3, 2008 04:56:00

Every woman’s gay lover Tom Ford in Beverly Hills yesterday quivering my loins with his amazing amazingness. Sigh. It hurts so badly that I repulse him. That he’d rather shop at Walmart than have sex with me. Actually… Maybe not. After all, it is Tom Ford. And the best thing about Tom Ford, aside from what he looks like and how he wears it and how he owns it and how f*cking goddamn fine he is, is that he is a bitch. Full Story

Mimi and the Cradle?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2008 04:52:00 April 3, 2008 04:52:00

Probably full of sh*t but it’s the juiciest cheese…and it’s also Mimi! National Enquirer is reporting that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have been hooking up, ever since he guested on her new video. Mimi is ten years older. Love it. And love Nick Cannon. Have loved him since Drumline. Full Story

Hello Cristina Linden, Forget Elisha Cuthbert

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2008 04:50:00 April 3, 2008 04:50:00

Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Flames is apparently strutting around these days with an extra large set of balls after landing himself his very own blonde Hollywood starlet. Word is, since she’s not exactly working back to back these days, Elisha Cuthbert has been spending as much time as she can in Cowtown, seen out and about and even at the mall with her man. Full Story

Been a While

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2008 04:46:23 April 3, 2008 04:46:23

Jude Law was shooting in Toronto through the fall, for the most part flew under the radar, especially towards the end of production, and then kept a pretty low profile the last few months. He landed in Vancouver yesterday to begin work on The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus – the last of 3 actors completing what Heath Ledger left behind. Full Story