No After Sex Crying

October 2, 2007 07:54:13 Posted at October 2, 2007 07:54:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bad news. Jennifer Aniston and Three Whiskers Orly Bloom are absolutely NOT dating as was initially suggested following release of these photos yesterday. As we reported on eTalk etalk.ctv.ca last night, his publicist confirmed that both were in Mexico for a wedding but that they were by no means alone. Full Story

The Queen in Blue

October 2, 2007 07:43:36 Posted at October 2, 2007 07:43:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cate Blanchett the one and only on the carpet last night at the premiere of The Golden Age. As usual, she is flawless. As usual, she is the epitome of elegance…even in a shapeless gown, Cate owns it like no one else. The Golden Age arrives in theatres next week. If you loved the first, you will also love the second. Full Story

Monday, October 1, 2007

Dear Gossips,

As you can see, there’s been movement on the Freebie Five: David Letterman is the honourary #1 for the week as Daniel Craig takes a breather.

Why?

Watch the clip here and see how Letterman absolutely skins Hollywood Ebola. The most brilliant television ever. And one of the few who actually has the balls to say and do what we all would with hilarious results. This is where the practically senile Larry King dropped the ball.

David clearly has zero tolerance for disease. And because he is who he is, he wore his disdain out on the open, toying with her twat head, sucking her back in by leading her to believe he thought she could be a role model, and then slapping her silly once again.

The man is a hero and now the sexiest beast ever. And she so totally has Bloat Face.

Monday – Britney’s video for Gimme More drops today. Will be blogging all day. Check back often, will keep you posted.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Am on The Hills Aftershow on MTV Canada and mtv.com tonight for the first time in person with the adorable Dan Levy. Will be a challenge not to jump into his lap. Will be a challenge not to feel small and insignificant next to the incomparable Jessi Cruickshank. Yes, she always does look that perfect, even in person. Love her. Hate her!

PPS. Two and two always make five. In Rainbows – new Radiohead album on October 10th!!! Best.News.Ever.

Chicken Fried Owned!

October 1, 2007 13:11:06 Posted at October 1, 2007 13:11:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Breaking news – TMZ.com is reporting that Britney has officially lost custody of her children as KFed’s lawyer stormed the court today, taking advantage of media attention placed on Britney’s shoddy driving record etc to milk her even more for her money and of course put the kids out of harm’s way. Full Story

Zombie Acting

October 1, 2007 12:31:13 Posted at October 1, 2007 12:31:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Four production stills from Katie Holmes’s new movie Mad Money – all four with virtually the same zombie expression…and if the expression looks familiar to you, it’s the same big tooth, crazed smile the GMD infamously showed off on Oprah two years ago. No wonder he was all over her taking this role - requiring nothing but looking cute and smiling a lot, it’s a far cry from Katie’s topless turn in The Gift. Full Story

My Gwyneth at Home!!!

October 1, 2007 09:41:05 Posted at October 1, 2007 09:41:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you imagine how exciting this is for me? A glimpse INSIDE the Hamptons home of my best friend Gwyneth Paltrow? Classic Gwyneth hypocrisy – complaining about privacy or lack thereof and then inviting House & Garden to photograph her kitchen, her bedroom, and Apple’s adorably canopy bed. Full Story

Chicken Fried Sales

October 1, 2007 09:17:08 Posted at October 1, 2007 09:17:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So as mentioned above, Gimme More the video was supposed to drop today. However, I can tell you exclusively that the premiere has been delayed by her label. Not because it sucks but because it can and will sell. The song is already #1 on iTunes which is why my sources say her label has astutely decided to offer the video exclusively on iTunes beginning Friday, with broadcast rights not beginning until next Monday. Full Story

Almost Donatella

October 1, 2007 08:13:44 Posted at October 1, 2007 08:13:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not quite as hideous as Donatella Versace, but Tori Spelling is coming close. Very, very close. And while she has always been unfortunate looking, karmic retribution has of late quite obviously exponentially expanded the ugly. Use caution and expect more than a shudder as you torture your eyes at the sight of Tori in Vegas hosting at the Pussycat Doll Lounge on Saturday. Full Story

October Wedding?

October 1, 2007 07:57:17 Posted at October 1, 2007 07:57:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

TMZ.com is reporting that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have hired a wedding planner and have set the date for October 13th – less than two weeks away! Good date… 13 is a very, very lucky number, especially for a baby. Full Story

Iran So Jakey

October 1, 2007 07:27:35 Posted at October 1, 2007 07:27:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Did you watch SNL this weekend? If not, you MUST click here – yet another classic Digital Short this time featuring cameos by Adam Levine and his cheese ass voice and also the bearded beautiful Jakey. Seriously, listen to the lyrics. Full Story

On the beach with Three Whiskers?

October 1, 2007 07:15:30 Posted at October 1, 2007 07:15:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No confirmation if they were actually “together” but Jennifer Aniston spent the weekend doing what she does best – sunning herself at a resort in Mexico and Orly Bloom happened to be there as well. Jen and Orly hooking up? If so, it’s a brilliant pairing. Jen of course is a sensitive one. Full Story