Held up in studio for one afternoon and all of a sudden the GMD turns into Alfred Hitchcock… WTF???
Spice Girls hit Vancouver to kick off the reunion tour Sunday. Screen caps attached of the ladies appearing on GMTV with footage from rehearsals. You will note that Victoria’s concrete tits are NOT heaving over her corseted dress, in sharp contrast to every other occasion we’ve seen her during the last 2 years. Word is Cavalli could not make it work so that she could jump and sing and dance without having them pop out so she had them removed for tour and will tuck ‘em back in as soon as the gig is over. Do you love it?
There are also rumblings she is pregnant with LaLa Beckham. I wouldn’t bet your boob job on that one.
Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Cheap & Crafty is not Catherine Zeta-Jones.
PPS. Happy 24th Birthday Mary Helen! Chin up - it WILL turn around!
PPPS. To Carole on her 63rd from her daughter Heather - big hug, thanks for the smutty support!
No more hair for Scott Speedman, pictured here at the premiere of the Sasquatch Gang last night. MUCH better, non? Wonder if the new fresh look means a new fresh fetish? And yes…that’s Drew Barrymore’s young lover Justin Long beside him. They’ve all been hanging out in Toronto frequently too. Full Story
Kristin David shooting scenes for Sex & The City the movie yesterday in New York. As you can see, Elizabeth Taylor is still in Charlotte’s life along with a few other pups. Spoiler ahead – She was also seen wearing a baby bump on set under a white ski vest and earmuffs - decidedly UN-dream sequence-ish. Full Story
Finally a Deserving Victim. Hollywood Ebola’s infection has found another target. A repeat target. Although we don’t need any more reason to rag on Avril Lavigne’s punk poseur little ass, here’s another reminder of why this little Canadian bitch is a waste of time. You’ll recall the two hung out for a while a couple of years ago, even prompting rumours they were lesbian lovers. Full Story
Broadway strike has ended, shows are back on just in time for the holiday rush which means Taupe’s turn in Cyrano de Bergerac has resumed as will, undoubtedly, her daily photo opp with little dimpled adorable Violet. Here’s the most popular MiniVan Majority mom and tot duo out and about yesterday and Jen leaving the theatre after her performance. Full Story
Remember Pene’s Oscar yellow strapless with the bow below the butt? See attached for a reminder. Again last night Penelope Cruz stepped out in NYC for the Spanish Institute"s Gold Medal Gala wearing strapless and blue and a big bow this time higher up her back. Is the bow repeatable? Even if it’s repositioned? Especially when everything else including material is the same but for colour? Just asking… PS. Full Story
On a 40 year old socialite, on Anna Wintour - I love the fringe. On KatE Holmes, young gorgeous giantess married to a Gay Midget Dwarf? She looks lovely, yes she does. But for a girl not yet 28? Really? Really? It’s debatable. They showed up at the Bambi Awards in Germany yesterday for his “Courage” Award. Full Story
Today is Thursday … a night The Office should be on. But for the writer’s strike. My favourite Friday Night Lights is on tomorrow. Just one of precious few new episodes remaining.
Please Sweet Xenu. Please end the strike soon.
In the meantime, The Office’s Angela – Angela Kinsey – is pregnant. Word is the story will be written into the show whenever this thing is resolved. See hilarious mock up of an Angela/Dwight baby attached. Some baby daddy mystery issues are ahead. Love it!
Am blogging all day, check back often. And congratulations to Claudia E, winner of the Oceans 13 DVD set!
More holiday giveaway action to come!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Katie Holmes is not a stingy bitch. Quite the opposite, in fact. One of the reasons the GMD has hidden his secrets so successfully, you see, is because unlike so many of his peers, he knows when to pay, and when to pay well. KatE therefore has learned the art of compensation. Unlike C&C who shamelessly stocks up on freebies like it’s an entitlement that comes with the award.
Pamela Anderson gave an interview to USA Today recently dishing on her career prospects and her personal life. According to Pam, she’s super in demand, with producers literally throwing themselves at her for work that she keeps having to turn down. "I get offers to do movies and TV all the time. Full Story
It’s protocol for royalty, right? The noble blood walks first, the spouse must lag behind? Last night, Paris Hilton trotted her latest victim out for the paps, conveniently during a little visit with her parents who OF COURSE loved the Pizza Boy. As you can see, no photo opportunity was wasted, even though Ebola told Ellen yesterday that she was single. Full Story
Like clockwork. It’s been about 2 weeks since my Rumey’s last sighting – announced as this year’s Miss Golden Globe. Which is why she showed up yesterday for photographers shopping with baby sister Tallulah, said by some to be the most attractive Willis/Moore progeny. It’s not Rumer’s best face forward, is it? No… the angles. Full Story