Imagine…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 15:04:00 September 25, 2008 15:04:00

A world without Stewart and Colbert??? Blasphemy! The new cover of Entertainment Weekly. Amazing. The article opens like this and keeps getting better: In the midst of re-creating the controversial New Yorker cover illustration of Barack and Michelle Obama for the cover photo that graces this week's print edition of Entertainment Weekly, Jon Stewart stops briefly to pose a taste question. Full Story

Where’s Gerry???!!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 13:40:46 September 25, 2008 13:40:46

Find him! Find him, Stephen Huvane! Because this is bad… This is very, very, VERY bad. It doesn’t get badder than drunk dialing…but drunk dialing that self fellating douchebag John Mayer? Pathetic. The Daily Mail Full Story

Step aside, Shelfy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 12:12:11 September 25, 2008 12:12:11

The original ass is back. And she’s in Italy too! D&G show last night – check out Jennifer Lopez, spectacularly but undoubtedly aided by Spanx, working the runway and basking in the spotlight alongside Marc Anthony and Matthew McConaughey. But his baby mother Camila is SOOOOO beautiful, non? Without EVER trying! Back to the Lo Ass… I love it. Full Story

Why bring a camera?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 11:25:41 September 25, 2008 11:25:41

When she already called up the paps to do it for her? Shelfy… please! And while we’re at it, since she’s begging for the exposure, maybe put on a cuter dress? This on Nicole Richie? Of course. This on Uma Thurman? Definitely. This on a herm = Shelf Ass Frontier Settler. So here they are, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel, continuing to enjoy their Italian promotional tour holiday. Full Story

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Big Apple Pose-Off!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 11:00:37 September 25, 2008 11:00:37

Tomorrow. New York. At Macy’s. Posh and Becks will make an in store appearance to promote their new fragrance Beckham Signature His and Her. For Him: smells like having sex with plastic and bones. For Her: smells like concrete tits, hunger, and bunions. First 300 get to meet them, receive autographs, and watch them pose their balls off. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 10:55:00 September 25, 2008 10:55:00

Kevin Federline Senior (Dlisted)

Damn. Did you know Katy’s are spectacular? (Hollywood Tuna)

JailBait cheats on the Mouse (Just Jared)

Dancing Camel Toe! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I’m telling you… it was the haircut (Pop Sugar)

Everyone’s a girl gay (Holy Moly UK)

Derek Shepherd loves to get spanked (INO)

No more Kiki and Mac (Cele|bitchy)

Sit DOWN Beauty Queen! (The Blemish)

The new Magic = Reality TV? Discuss (IDLYITW)

Ewan loves the gays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 10:09:21 September 25, 2008 10:09:21

And we love him for it! Among other things… Ewan showed up at the Outfest 2008 Legacy Awards last night in West Hollywood looking sharp and a little dirty and as always, a hint of horny in his eyes. But not horny like ball scratchy hormone horny, any time anywhere club dude grunting on top of you with beer breath horny, but horny like let’s laugh all night and try on each other’s clothes and have a five minute argument and make up in bed wake up two weeks later, say goodbye and remember it forever horny. Full Story

If you care…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 08:12:00 September 25, 2008 08:12:00

That is Audrina Partridge last night leaving Crown Bar hand in hand with Justin Bobby. And this is Whitney Port in New York shooting The City, her new spin off. Laguna, The Hills, The City… The OC keeps giving and giving. Will Whitney become as incredibly famous as Lauren Conrad? Sorry. It’s the truth. Full Story

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RDJ and Rachel McAdams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 07:53:41 September 25, 2008 07:53:41

As you know, RDJ is the new Sherlock Holmes, directed by Guy Ritchie. His leading lady? None other than Rachel McAdams – according to Access Hollywood Rachel has accepted the part and will participate in a press conference in London on October 1st to announce preproduction on the project. Full Story

Setting up Natalie Portman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 07:30:03 September 25, 2008 07:30:03

People is reporting that it’s over between Natalie Portman and that hairy tree hugger she was attached to all summer Devendra Banhart. Works for me… Time to set her up with the next because I’m lame like that and since it can’t be Ryan Gosling anymore, perhaps another Canadian? Taylor Kitsch and Natalie Portman? Totally. Full Story

Shenae says she eats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 07:09:27 September 25, 2008 07:09:27

Posing with food means you’re actually eating the food…right? This is Shenae Grimes on the set of 90210 yesterday after a visit to craft services yesterday. Conveniently the paps happened to be there too… As you know, the stars of the show have been at the centre of a raging thin controversy the last couple of weeks, with both Shenae and Jessica Stroup landing on the cover of Us Weekly being accused of encouraging bad body examples. Full Story