What is it with Promises anyway? A luxurious rehab facility with an exorbitant fix-me fee doesn"t have an in house gym good enough for Lindsay Lohan? Please. Apparently she had to dash out for 3 hours yesterday to get in a not so quick work out. I don"t get it. But then again, of course I do. Girl simply cannot live without being seen and photographed. Full Story
Us Weekly says Britney is drinking again. All sources in agreement. Supposedly she decided that what she learned at Promises was that she was not an alcoholic and therefore doesn’t have a problem with alcohol. Now Lindsay Lohan is apparently extending her stay though word is, given that the report is coming on the heels of confirmation that her Vegas birthday party has been postponed, the extension allegedly has less to do with an actual commitment to getting clean and more to do with further rehabilitation of her image. My sources say Lilo is still as “attention hungry” as ever and is rumoured to spend much of her time planning her post-release wardrobe and sightings and possible celebrity dates, eager to get back on the front pages and reacquaint herself with the pappies.
Sounds about right for Dina’s daughter.
As for the GMD and these recent in-your-face photo opps…do you smell what I smell? Something’s amiss. The Gay Midget Dwarf is up to something. And now that his business partner has just purchased Dick Clark Productions, which owns among other things the Golden Globe Awards show, those who initially scoffed at Tom’s movie deal with Daniel Snyder are now revisiting their hasty dismissal of his career. He is Hollywood Voldemort. And like Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton, he cannot be vanquished…only temporarily silenced.
That disease slithers out of her cage on Monday. Enjoy the last few days of her imprisonment while you can. I know I will over Pimm’s. Several actually.
Wednesday – travel day today…off to London! Will blog on the fly, check throughout the day.
Yours in gossip,
PS. This business about Brad Pitt’s mother Jane visiting Jennifer Aniston? From what I hear, and believe what you wish, no drama here. They were close when they were married, they continue to maintain a friendship, and no one is freaking out about it. As a source told me last night: “she’s not going to jeopardise her relationship with the mother of her grandchildren to hang out with an ex daughter in law. If it really was a problem for Angie, it wouldn’t have happened. But I doubt Jane is happy that she showed up and the swarm was already there”…which does bring up the more intriguing matter: how conveniently often the paps seem to be photographing Aniston’s house lately. Coincidence or conspiracy??? And on the flipside, how will Grandma Pitt deal with the exploitation? Stay tuned...
Mavi Jeans had one of the most popular booths at the MuchMusic Video Awards on Sunday. Fergie, Avril Lavigne, Sum41, Ginuwine, George, Hedley, Billy Talent, AlexisOnFire, and Joss Stone all stopped by for jeans and more. And now, one lucky LaineyGossip.com reader has the opportunity to win the Mavi MMVA Swag Bag – a photo of the contents is attached…which means YOU could win a pair of Mavi Jeans! If you are interested, send an email to inquiries@laineygossip. Full Story
Not content with letting GMD’s baby steal the cute spotlight, or her sister for that matter, here’s Zahara Jolie Pitt smiling large and showing her daddy who’s boss. SOOOOO cute! Can totally see her ruling that house. Like Angelina recently said in Marie Claire – Z is a clever little girl who can manipulate her way into getting a cookie. Full Story
Or did it ever really begin? Needless to say, this won’t do much to discourage the Jakey gay gay rumours. After what was reported to be a super undercover romance involving stealthy dinners and militarily planned double car travel, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have apparently decided to take a break… even though just weeks ago the tabloids were reporting that their love had hit “serious” levels. Full Story
JT"s mom cleverly wearing her William Rast tee, knowing that somehow, some way, Jessica Biel"s publicist would find a way for them to get photographed together. Of course the story that follows naturally will be that Lynn adores the Shelf Ass and can"t wait for them to get married. Bet your boob job People Magazine will likely report it tomorrow. Full Story
Cameron Diaz has been prancing around Europe in a series of hot dresses showing off her tight curves, now Jessica Biel is roaring back with the famous Shelf Ass – the one asset that has propelled her from existence on the B List to JT’s latest clinger and therefore A List attention. Here she is on the cover of the newest GQ showing off, of course, her killer body. Full Story
Mandy Moore out and about on several occasions in NYC over the last few days to promote her new record Wild Hope. Terrible title. Awful, awful cheese title. Like Celine Dion awful. But this is Mandy. And Mandy deserves to be celebrated. For being sweet and normal and smart and not Jessica Simpson, for not starving, for refusing to starve, and for owning her curves – a stand out in Hollywood, worthy of much more praise and fame…. Full Story
Well isn’t she everywhere these days… Jennifer Aniston at an event. Jennifer Aniston in a little black dress – surprise!!! Last night at the launch of some self help book, apparently it’s her favourite self help author. As you can see, Jen looks great. And healthy. Perhaps the lemon and ciggies diet is a thing of the past? Perhaps the ocean screaming and indeed the self help literature has paid off? Her early-Friends body was always my favourite, before Brad came along and Gwyneth’s thinness destroyed her confidence. Full Story
So young, already such a savvy participant – check out Little Sci, the cutest cutest cutest thing, now her parents most beloved and most beneficial asset. After all, who can resist Little Sci? Certainly not Paula in Colorado Springs. As you can see Katie is pulling a Posh…yet again. Walking her kid along a pier with sky high blinged out stilettos – SO practical. Full Story
Tom Cruise wants you to know Katie loves him. And that he loves Katie. That theirs is the Poster Marriage for the MiniVan Majority. And so here they are, continuing their Riviera vacation, parked on a beach with easy lens access and givin’ it up like gold for the pappies. Katie gazing into his eyes adoringly, Katie smiling from her scientologised soul, Katie clutching his hand, their child nestled between them… as the Cabana Boy lurks in the background? Funny thing is, I’d be more inclined to believe this fraud if they actually threw down and had an argument, know what I mean? But still…there are the believers. Full Story