Bond on Set

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 00:00:00 February 10, 2008 00:00:00

This is for Laura, my friend and producer, to get her week off to a good start. Daniel Craig shooting Bond 22, the one with the terribly awkward title, with the newest Bond girl Gemma Arterton. (Did you hear recently that Denise Richards was named Worst Bond Girl ever? Snort). But he can fill out a suit, non? Cool in Panama, hot in your loins… Daniel Craig is the 2nd best Bond? Discuss. Full Story

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Hello Kitty at the Grammys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 00:00:00 February 10, 2008 00:00:00

No clue what Zhang Ziyi was doing at Clive Davis’s pre-Grammy party but Hello Kitty Chinagirl should have stayed home… You know how North Americans have that expression about trailers? You can take the girl out of the trailer park but… blah blah blah? My mother has one about Chinese people and the Village. Full Story

Stroke Face & Weird Tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 00:00:00 February 10, 2008 00:00:00

LOVE Whitney. Totally amped that Whitney’s about to be BACK. Thrilled she’s kicked the Bobby. Hopefully she’s kicked the blow. But let this be a lesson about the effects of the blow. Because her face… it just isn’t the same. And Whitney was once a world class beauty. At only 44, she should still be a world class beauty. Full Story

Dirty Faceā€¦and a Dirty Nose?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 00:00:00 February 10, 2008 00:00:00

Where are Lindsay Lohan’s friends? Where are her girls? The girls who should be showing her how she photographs so that this sh*t stops happening!?! The Dirty Face is dirtier than ever! And there are already lines on her forehead! Lilo needs Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman! She also needs to sit the f&ck DOWN. Full Story

James Franco Clammy Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 00:00:00 February 10, 2008 00:00:00

Remind you of Jonathan Rhys Meyers? Could totally be just the flu… But this is Hollywood. And this is James Franco on Saturday night at the Broad Contemporary Art Museum opening in LA on Saturday night. And that is a major case of clammy face, in these parts typically brought on by a bad high or a bad itch. Full Story

Pene Cat Tail in Berlin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 00:00:00 February 10, 2008 00:00:00

Penelope Cruz is in Berlin for Elegy – total gorgessity at the photo call with Ben Kingsley and on the carpet for the premiere. LOVE the nude pumps. Not sure about that train. Reminds me of a puffy cat’s tail – am expecting it to start purring. Or maybe that’s the point. Maybe that’s sexy? Unfortunately Javier wasn’t around to be the judge. Full Story

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Ken Doll in Berlin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 00:00:00 February 10, 2008 00:00:00

Ryan Reynolds co-stars with Julia Roberts, Willem Dafoe, Emily Watson, and fellow Canadian Carrie-Anne Moss in Fireflies in the Garden – no release date confirmed, which is why its reception at the Berlin Film Festival is so critical. Here’s Ryan, clean shaven and dressed adorably frat boy, tolerating Hayden Panettiere for the sake of his film. Full Story

Old Lady in Berlin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 23:58:22 February 10, 2008 23:58:22

Easy with the posing, kid. Check out 30 year old Hayden Panettiere in Berlin for the film festival promoting Fireflies in the Garden. No body part on this girl looks 18. And everything, even down to her earrings, is OLD. Old face, old style, old make up, and an old body – a body that’s been plucked too many times to count. Full Story

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Shopping > Friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 00:00:00 February 10, 2008 00:00:00

As you know, the Spice Girls are cutting out early from their reunion tour. Initial speculation centred around the Mels – that Mel B and Mel C could not bear each other and that their bickering had damaged the relationship beyond repair, to the point that they could no longer go on. Other UK gossips reported that it was all four vs Geri, and that Ginger felt so isolated, she demanded to be released. Full Story

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Box Office Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 23:49:49 February 10, 2008 23:49:49

Finally her disease gets put to good use. Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton’s new movie was released this weekend and earned only $80 per screen for a meagre total of $9,000. As Dina Lohan would say: Justice! Still…it’s not all good news. The film’s per screen average amounted to about 10 people per screening. Full Story

Selma Healthy and Sparkly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 23:48:02 February 10, 2008 23:48:02

What’s the difference between Selma Blair, Eva Mendes, and my Kiki compared to Lindsay Lohan and Paris and Britney and even Kiefer Sutherland…? Selma, Eva, and Kiki went to rehab without first getting behind the wheel and trying to kill people. They went to rehab quietly, without mounting public pressure, and not as part of a public relations strategy to regain public and professional support. Full Story