Kylie & Olivier to Marry?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2008 13:33:00 March 27, 2008 13:33:00

The AP is reporting that a Czech website is reporting that Kylie Minogue is marrying Olivier Martinez with whom she’s had an off/on relationship for years. This is the man not many people trust – Mira Sorvino’s mother (Mira and Olivier had a volatile relationship) once said of Kylie and Olivier: "If it"s commitment she"s after, she dating the wrong man. Full Story

Makeover of the Decade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2008 12:41:03 March 27, 2008 12:41:03

Seriously. There is actually a publicist/PR coach who is cleverer than Jessica Biel’s. And Jessica Biel’s publicist is a fecking genius. After all, that girl has gone from average looking borderline herm tv girl with a shelf ass to a wannabe movie actress dating a Pipsqueak. It’s like the showbiz equivalent of a hole-in-one, you know? The most challenging achievement in the world. Full Story

Johnny Watching Vanessa Watching Johnny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2008 12:07:01 March 27, 2008 12:07:01

Depp Porn! Johnny Depp supposedly directed Vanessa in her new video L’incendie casting himself (it’s obvious, init?) as the object of her romance. As such… it’s like watching her dancing for him. And singing for him. And seducing him with her eyes. Even though there are people milling about all the time during a shoot, suspend cynicism for a moment and imagine it’s just Johnny behind the camera watching Vanessa watching him. Full Story

Chicken Fried DuBois

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2008 11:21:58 March 27, 2008 11:21:58

Michael K at DListed called it A Cheeto Named Desire. Best.Title.Ever. He’s reporting that Britney has been asked to play Blanche DuBois in the London stage production of A Streetcar Named Desire. Full Story

Kate Beating Mary Kate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2008 11:06:00 March 27, 2008 11:06:00

You know you’re totally owning the thin-off when you’re beating even Mary Kate Olsen. MK showed up at the 21 screening last night and, would you believe it, she was NOT the skinniest girl in the room. As you know already, that distinction belonged to Kate Bosworth. MK on the other hand, by her standards, actually looked positively plumb! Quit freaking out. Full Story

More John, Less Renee!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2008 09:08:00 March 27, 2008 09:08:00

This is for Kiki! As mentioned in the previous post – Leatherheads promotion has been largely focused on George and Renee. But there is a third star in this film and his name is John Krasinski. And I guarantee the female ticket buyer is more likely to head to theatres for John over Renee. Seriously, who says to themselves: I really want to go see that Renee Zellweger movie. Full Story

George and Renee by Train

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2008 09:00:35 March 27, 2008 09:00:35

They are “travelling” by train to promote Leatherheads – advance word is that it’s very, very good, but that’s no surprise, is it? Oceans 12 notwithstanding, George Clooney usually avoids sh*t. And in that case, he was hanging out with his boys for 3 months. You’d probably be inclined to play in sh*t too if you were playing with Brad Pitt and Matt Damon and Bernie Mac and Casey Affleck et al. Full Story

Her Face, His Nose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2008 08:04:49 March 27, 2008 08:04:49

Fergie and Josh leaving Katsu-ya last night after dinner – love the all white on her body, kinda scared about the all greasy wax all over her face. Still… Ferg’s looked worse. And it’s good to see she’s left her Donatella days behind. But it was almost an obligation, non? Because Josh Duhamel is gorgeous. Full Story

Century Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2008 07:59:00 March 27, 2008 07:59:00

David Beckham earned his 100th cap for England yesterday in a friendly against France just outside Paris. The entire family came out to cheer and support including, of course, Victoria and the boys all seated in a private box. His Hotness wore special gold boots to commemorate the occasion and flexed and bulged his muscles with great effort to please us. Full Story