Granny Freeze: the Miracle of Modern Medicine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2008 06:08:00 April 23, 2008 06:08:00

In more ways than one. Have you ever seen a woman work bump the way Gran is working her bump? Last week her bump was a molehill. This week is a bubbling volcano. Nicole Kidman spoke at a UNIFEM press conference yesterday at the UN and bordered on Rossum with her incessant bump-highlighting antics that had some people distracted and others wondering why she didn’t just hire a man to walk around with a neon arrow point at her belly. Full Story

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April 23, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2008 06:01:58 April 23, 2008 06:01:58

To my trainer Hayley McGowan: played first round of golf of the season yesterday and was BOMBING the ball. You’re right – it’s all about core strength! But am begging you to take it easy on me tomorrow. Begging. Thank you, love you, owe you. Full Story

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Dear Gossips,

It’s not the clothes or the pretty faces or the scandals of the Upper East Side. What makes Gossip Girl, for a 34 year old anyway, are exchanges like this:

Serena: What the hell’s your problem?!

Chuck: Specify the context.


Besides, girl sh*t is the best sh*t. And Blair vs Jenny is way better than Lauren vs Heidi could ever be.

Congratulations to Lynn C, winner of the Matt and Nat eTalk giveaway! And congratulations to Lisa D, winner of the Warner/Flare giveaway! My swag is your swag. More swag coming soon.

Tuesday – all day blogging, remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,



Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2008 13:41:00 April 22, 2008 13:41:00

New York Magazine has printed an exchange between Leighton Meester and Emmy Rossum that occurred last night at the opera during which Rossum decided to out-Rossum herself and throw it in everyone else’s face that she’s been invited to the Costume Institute Gala and that she’ll even be seated at Anna Wintour’s table. Full Story

Ashton’s Loos Carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2008 12:54:43 April 22, 2008 12:54:43

Ashton turned up with Lake Bell at the What Happens in Vegas London premiere tonight in a leather jacket and pants that hang just so, quivering quivering quivering… But shame! Look who showed up on his carpet! Do you recognise Rebecca Loos? Do you remember Rebecca Loos? David Beckham cheated on Victoria with Rebecca Loos. Full Story

Gwyneth in Germany

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2008 09:54:18 April 22, 2008 09:54:18

Continuing across Europe, my Gwyneth had dinner last night at the Ritz in Berlin with Jon Favreau and attended a photo call today for Iron Man with Robert Downey Jr. There was something about her at the restaurant, finally I put my finger on it. With her hair this length she reminds me of how she was in Se7en. Full Story

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Friday Night Lights Season 2 DVD Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2008 08:30:52 April 22, 2008 08:30:52

FNL Season 2 comes out on DVD today! TODAY! Thrilled that so many of you have fallen in love with the show recently… but there are still those out there steadfastly refusing to believe that Clear EyesFull HeartsCan’t Lose Well…here’s your chance. Spend the summer hiatus NOT watching reality tv and those crackhead “Flavour Tequila Cradle Be a Model” shows and soak up the first 2 seasons of Friday Night Lights so that you’re all caught up when the show returns January 2009. Full Story

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Vogue Hires a Piece of Sh-t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2008 08:04:00 April 22, 2008 08:04:00

What do Anna Wintour and Sean Avery have in common? Besides living in New York? Anna hates fat people. Sean Avery hates fat people. For those of you who aren’t following the NHL playoffs, Sean called Martin Brodeur “fatso” the other day after his Rangers defeated the Devils in the first round. Full Story

Usher > Scary Spice?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2008 07:46:32 April 22, 2008 07:46:32

This is Mel B last night leaving Mr Chow. Mel was also photographed on Friday leaving Foxtail, narrowly avoiding a run-in with Tracey Edmonds. Am told she was probably in LA through the weekend. Which would mean Mel was in LA on Sunday. Sunday night…the Beckham birthday party in Santa Monica. Tom and Katie were there, Will and Jada were there, Gwen and Gavin were there, Kate Beckinsale was there, Diddy was there, Elton was there, hell even Usher was there! But did you see Mel B?  I didn’t see Mel B. Full Story

A Bitch to Work For

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2008 07:30:14 April 22, 2008 07:30:14

Successful multi-hyphenate, super well connected personally and professionally with a reputation for being kind and compassionate and evolved. Wrong. Maybe for the media and maybe her fashionable celebrity friends, maybe for investors, maybe for executives, but some of her employees would vehemently disagree. Full Story

Rossum at the Opera

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2008 06:56:00 April 22, 2008 06:56:00

Of course she was there. How could she miss it? Remember, Rossum is a carpet whore. In all fairness, Emmy was very pretty last night at the Opera Opening in New York. Smoky eyes look good on her. But for constant sugar raping, she really is an attractive girl. But for the sugar raping. Like the dress. Full Story

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