Chicken Fried Sticky & Sweet!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 12:22:42 July 7, 2008 12:22:42

Madonna is saving Britney! Rumours were swirling that Chicken Fried Stupid would be appearing on tour with Her Madgesty… clarification: Britney has taped a piece that will run during Madge’s Sticky & Sweet tour kicking off August 23 in Cardiff. The segment was shot yesterday, the two were together – confirmed by publicists for both Full Story

UK Undercover Cuddling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 10:11:30 July 7, 2008 10:11:30

Here are Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon caught in a cute tender moment last Wednesday during the Jack Johnson concert at Hyde Park. It is NOT a pap photo – it was taken by a fan at the concert…thanks to Jean for sending! This is not how a fag holds his hag. Just sayin’… Reese has joined Jake as he preps in England for his next movie. Full Story

Ultimate Fighting Rebound

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 10:09:05 July 7, 2008 10:09:05

There were rumours a few months ago that Mandy Moore and UFC champ (and Canadian!) Georges St Pierre were hooking up. Totally overblown seeing as she was actually wasting her time with that punk as f*ck poseur Full Story

Noah’s cap

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 09:39:00 July 7, 2008 09:39:00

Clean cut and lean again, especially with that cap on, Ryan Gosling is revisiting Noah Calhoun. Cue collective sob from the lunatic McGoslings. Cue quivering from my loins! This is Ryan in LA Saturday. Yum. After spending an inordinate amount of time in Kiki’s trailer on the set of their movie, Ryan stepped out the other day holding hands with a mystery beautiful brunette. Full Story

Mark of a True Star

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 11:38:41 July 7, 2008 11:38:41

They all have a lot to learn from Dustin Hoffman. I visited Michael Landsberg on Off The Record last week and we were talking about The Love Guru and Mike Myers who had been in town for the junket and Michael told me that he was offered a spot on the schedule for 3 minutes. Three minutes. Michael was like… F&ck that. Full Story

Sunday Rose Kidman Urban

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 08:07:00 July 7, 2008 08:07:00

Just received a media alert … SUNDAY ROSE KIDMAN URBAN weighed 6 pounds, 7 1Z2 ounces. I like the name Sunday. Very much. And very, very God-friendly... perfect for the MiniVan Majority. Am attaching photo of Granny Freeze"s wax figure - so life-plastic like! Right down to the surgery scar by her hairline! Full Story

Granny Freeze is a mom!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 07:59:07 July 7, 2008 07:59:07

Almost like it’s the first time! Like she’s never been a mother before! People.com is confirming that Granny Nicole gave birth to a daughter this morning in Nashville. You think her face moved while she was in labour? Or did Gran opt for a c-section to preserve her other parts? Am going with door number 2. Full Story

Best Mother Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 07:23:42 July 7, 2008 07:23:42

Defenders of this filthy scab will argue that her one redeeming quality is that she is a good mother. Good point. Because these photos of Pamela Anderson celebrating her 41st birthday in Vegas prove that she is the epitome of the perfect parent: responsible, level headed, totally drug-free, and above all… classy as f&ck. Full Story

Granny Freeze’s Push Present

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 07:04:37 July 7, 2008 07:04:37

Is it just me or do these two go out of their way, constantly, to remind us that 1. they are married and 2. Granny Freeze has a hospitable uterus? During a concert in Nashville the other night, Keith Urban followed orders and dedicated the song Better Half to granny Nicole Kidman, going the extra mile to alert, well, everyone, that she’s due like any minute now:"I’m going to dedicate a song to my very, very, very, very, VERY pregnant wife!" Must have been her push present… to go along with his “Nicole” tat – not new but always a nice reminder for the naysayers. Full Story

The GMD’s personal pick-up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 06:52:00 July 7, 2008 06:52:00

David and Victoria Beckham and their boys flew via private plane to Telluride yesterday to join the Tom Cruise on his ranch for a short visit. As you can see, the GMD personally arrived to pick up the party, especially excited that he and David would be sleeping a few doors down from each other, at least for a couple of nights. Full Story