How He Pees

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 11:38:37 November 20, 2007 11:38:37

John Mayer was also at Butter last night and actually dressed up kinda dapper. When he’s not singing his cheese ass limp dick music or pissing on girls, he is rather attractive, non? Favourite video of the week – John’s response to the infamous and revolting 2 Girls 1 Cup video. If you haven’t heard of it – it’s the nasty clip of two girls licking sh-t. Full Story

Perv ‘Stache and a Pompadour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 11:15:32 November 20, 2007 11:15:32

Robin Thicke and his wife Paula partied at Butter last night. Robin also brought along his perv ‘stache and rocked a pompadour. Not exactly the sweetest look ever. Perv ‘staches are for sexual predators. In his case, perhaps a sexual predator who went to boarding school, but a sexual predator nonetheless. Full Story

He Slashes & Sings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 00:00:00 November 20, 2007 00:00:00

Johnny Depp is so perfect it’s almost unkind. What’s even more unkind however is that Johnny has no Oscar, though that may change this year. Sweeney Todd is due out at Christmas and the buzz is building. The handicaps keep changing but word according to insiders now is that it’ll be Johnny vs Daniel Day Lewis in a photo finish. Full Story

Mavi & Ray-Ban Exclusive Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 09:22:35 November 20, 2007 09:22:35

Another gift idea for the holidays… but STOP. Please read carefully. Many of you are still sending your entries to the WRONG email address which means your entries are not considered. If you want to win, please note the correct address. Sorry ‘bout the pickle and the ass. Anyway… Attended the opening of the new Vancouver Mavi store on West 4th in Kits on Friday night. Full Story

Another Disciple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 00:00:00 November 20, 2007 00:00:00

See? Friendship with the GMD never comes without a cost. And now what we’ve feared is actually happening. Will Smith… Will Smith loves Xenu. Will Smith loves Xenu so much he’s talking about him and defending him. While he promotes his new movie I Am Legend, Will Smith is at the same time promoting the Church. Full Story

Great Hair by Day, Bad Hair by Night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 08:48:22 November 20, 2007 08:48:22

Patrick Dempsey in NYC yesterday promoting Enchanted which is the feel good, sweetheart holiday movie of the year. If you’re into Chick Lit, line up now. If you’re into Disney musicals, line up now. If you love watching heroines get rescued Rossumingly by “themselves”, line up now. Full Story

What Halle Has

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 00:00:00 November 20, 2007 00:00:00

This is Halle Berry’s baby father Gabriel Aubry arriving at a celebrity golf tournament yesterday. Gabriel is French and speaks with a hot French accent. He is soooo beautiful. He adores her. He wants to be a father. He is a smart, independent business man and model. AND he plays golf. In other words, he is perfect. Full Story

One Legged When Convenient

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 00:00:00 November 20, 2007 00:00:00

When she’s playing the victim, Golddigger Heather Mills always pulls out her one leg and starts crying. Last week she accused Sir Paul and Stella of calling her a one legged bitch during secret taped phone conversations. But here’s the question – and stop reading now if you huff and puff easily as I’m about to offend you: In this case, in the case of Heather Mills, is the term “one legged” really an insult…or is simply an attribute? Example – Paris Hilton is a blonde twat. Full Story

Their Love is Good

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 00:00:00 November 20, 2007 00:00:00

Sorry for the cheese ass title. But I believe in their love. Didn’t at first but am now a full fledged prophet. And while these are a tad gratuitous, Demi and Ashton were undeniably adorable the other day courtside at the Laker game. And again at the Planet Hollywood event at the weekend. Ashton is SO hot when he’s not Gary Full Story

Man.Denim.Leggings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 00:00:00 November 20, 2007 00:00:00

Jude Law at the London premiere of Sleuth. On the plus side – he’s not fighting his bald. On the down side… Alfie is clearly gone forever. Jude’s pretty peaked early. Jude is not George Clooney. Jude’s pretty is clearly on the wane. And curiously enough, Jude’s pretty started receding, along with this hairline, after leaving Sienna forever. Full Story

Ridden Hard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2007 07:14:16 November 20, 2007 07:14:16

A terrible thing to say…but does that make it any less true? Take a good long look at Pamela Anderson at the Planet Hollywood opening on Sunday. Pam is 40. Julia Roberts is 40. Halle Berry is 41. Julianne Moore is 47. But none of those girls have been through several gangbangs. Willingly. Let this be a lesson: Gangbangs can ravage a face. Full Story