27 Dresses and PALM Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2008 00:00:00 January 9, 2008 00:00:00

Heads up to readers in Edmonton and Toronto but keep reading even if you don’t live there – you won’t be sorry! Advance passes are available for 27 Dresses starring that totally not annoying at all – Katherine Heigl. The film opens on January 18th but I have passes to give away for the advance screening on Thursday January 10th. Full Story

Giving the Gift of Xenu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2008 11:27:09 January 9, 2008 11:27:09

Of all the stars that Xenu has taken from us, none is more heartbreaking than Will Smith. Who doesn’t love Will Smith? We all love Will Smith. Which is why Xenu and the GMD covet him so. As you know, Will’s friendship with the GMD, allegedly (according to Andrew Morton) Xenu’s #2, continues to blossom. Full Story

Ebola Targets Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2008 10:55:05 January 9, 2008 10:55:05

She has already ravaged half of the young Hollywood population, now Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton is aiming her virus at an entire institution. And her disease is so deadly, she just might succeed. Brace yourselves: Ebola says she is going for an Academy Award. Her priority for 2008 apparently is to focus on her “acting “ because: I want to win an Oscar. Full Story

Chicken Fried Daily

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2008 10:32:03 January 9, 2008 10:32:03

It never stops… Today’s Chicken Fried update in break: Britney went out with her assistant for a drive yesterday carrying her dog in her lap and smoking a ciggie at a gas station. Meanwhile every weekly has her on the cover – OK! Magazine  Full Story

You Likey?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2008 00:00:00 January 9, 2008 00:00:00

Me likey! Me scaredy! But me likey! This is Amy Winehouse. And I LOOOVE the tee. As for reports that she vacationed over the holidays with her ex boyfriend… GOOD! As for her mother in law giving her sh*t for doing it while that skeeze she married rots away in prison… EVEN BETTER! As for rumours that Blake is despondent and said to be suffering in jail… YES! YES! YES! Maybe Amy Winehouse is ready to get rid of Blake. Full Story

Xenu-free Rolling Stone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2008 09:34:05 January 9, 2008 09:34:05

When the GMD appears in Rolling Stone, he does so on a children’s slide and looks like he’s beating off. Johnny Depp on the other hand sets our loins afire. Feast your eyes on this and quiver – Johnny on the cover and inside. Note the tattoo across his heart… Lilly Rose, his daughter. Full Story

Cheating on Shelf Ass?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2008 09:22:48 January 9, 2008 09:22:48

The New York Daily News supposedly ran a story the other day about Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake hooking up with actress Amanda Seyfried at a bar in NYC last week. Apparently the two shared a drink, seemed cuddly, and left together after only 15 minutes suggesting that Pip might be stepping out on the Shelf Ass. Full Story

Overkill at Letterman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2008 09:05:17 January 9, 2008 09:05:17

Did you watch Cashmere Mafia? It’s been destroyed by critics but viewer votes are still trickling in. In support of her new show, Lucy Liu appeared on Letterman last night in total fashion overkill. The dress, as you can see, is all kinds of amazing. Amazing. Amazing McQueen, I think? But then came the coat and the bag and the too much mismatchy and Ai Ya! Suddenly Lucy is a bag lady…though a very young one at that. Full Story

Kate Hudson & Orange Blue Steel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2008 08:37:10 January 9, 2008 08:37:10

Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey’s new film Fool’s Gold is due out in theatres February 8 which is why the two are about to begin heavy promo. Sigh. I loved How to Lose a Guy... rumour has it Fool’s Gold is nowhere near it. Anyway, here are Kate and Matthew at a photo shoot yesterday. Full Story

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The Wrath of Mighty Opes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2008 08:21:24 January 9, 2008 08:21:24

It’s not the Spears Family Dr Phil needs to be afraid of. Because the Spears Family is nothing compared to the Mighty Opes. An Opes so mighty she can swing an election. And Dr Phil better hope and pray the Mighty Opes is too busy workin’ her ass off for Obama to meddle in his meddling, especially after last night’s results turning a tight race even tighter. Full Story

Spears Family Damage Control

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2008 00:00:00 January 9, 2008 00:00:00

Oh please. This is precisely the problem. Always looking for someone and something else to blame. A million excuses all diverging away from their own home. This is why Britney has never learned accountability. As you know, Lynne Spears is currently Enemy #1 as Chicken Fried Stupid and Chicken Fried Junior have publicly illustrated her impressive mothering. Full Story