The Return of Flopsy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 15:37:50 November 27, 2007 15:37:50

Hugh Grant made an appearance today at the London premiere of The Golden Compass looking cuter than he has in a long, long time. And actually seeming to be in good spirits. Flopsy must be getting laid. Dude is probably hitting up a few sorority houses. Well done. Hugh of course is a crusty pig but he has always looked dashing in a suit. Full Story

MiniVan Fraud!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 15:23:05 November 27, 2007 15:23:05

Another MiniVan Fraud: The GMD Marriage, Jennifer Aniston’s squeaky clean demeanour and secret happy habits, and now Marie Osmond who has botched her way onto the dance floor and will likely ride her satanic dolls all the way to the crown allegedly faked her fainting spell a few weeks ago? I don’t watch but there was something about her passing out during her routine. Full Story

Golden Compass Girl Crush

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 00:00:00 November 27, 2007 00:00:00

It’s been too long without Eva Green. But Eva is back. The girl who cannot resist an occasion, who doesn’t know the meaning of toning sh*t down, pictured here at the Golden Compass premiere tonight in London. Actually, by Eva’s standards, this is rather subdued. She’s bedazzling all over but there are no feathers sticking out her head or geometric shapes coming out of her body. Full Story

Best.Cover.Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 12:01:29 November 27, 2007 12:01:29

There are a few…but still. Granny Freeze on the cover of Radar unable to move her face. Do you love it, or do you LOVE it? Source Splash  Full Story

Little Girl Granny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 11:35:37 November 27, 2007 11:35:37

Sweet Rossum, Nicole Kidman is becoming unbearable. At the premiere in London tonight of The Golden Compass. The good news – she looks better than she did in that leopard coat this morning. The bad news, she still looks old and she still looks granny and she will always look frozen. Worse yet, as my producer Laura just wrote, she also just walked out of 1992. Full Story

Paris Paradis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 00:00:00 November 27, 2007 00:00:00

Vanessa Paradis on the Champs Elysee yesterday at the official Christmas lighting ceremony. Sigh. What it would be to spend Christmas in Paris. Rumour has it, Vanessa’s Johnny has just purchased for her a vineyard as a congratulations present for all the hard work she’s put into promoting her new album. Full Story

How To Lose a Guy in 5 Days

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 00:00:00 November 27, 2007 00:00:00

News broke yesterday that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo spent Thanksgiving weekend together and shared Thanksgiving dinner with her family - information disseminated undoubtedly thanks to her perv of a father. Just 5 days later we now hear Jess has already taken to calling Tony “my man” and telling friends that “they’re dating” – this of course is Us Weekly’s latest headline. Full Story

Federline Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 09:52:56 November 27, 2007 09:52:56

What a difference a year makes. A year ago, the world rejoiced Britney’s freedom. A year later, KFed is not only still around, he’s stronger than ever, landing his very own Details cover, landing some acting scraps here and there on two bit tv shows, and more importantly, winning the war of public opinion over his Chicken Fried Ex Wife for custody of their children but also, eventually, custody of a large chunk of her sizable bank account. Full Story

Nicole Richie Media Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 09:21:15 November 27, 2007 09:21:15

Nicole Richie is rarely this heavily made up. But yesterday, out for “friendly” lunch with Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton caked it on. She also met with Billy Bush and Access Hollywood the same afternoon. Clearly Monday was Nicole’s Media Day and while Access Hollywood is understandable, you have to wonder – what exactly does Nicole owe Ebola to have to pay her back with such a megawatt photo op? Because, gossips, this was only a photo op…nothing more. Full Story

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Chicken Fried New Video Weave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 00:00:00 November 27, 2007 00:00:00

It’ll be a Chicken Fried Christmas for her boys this year as her attorney negotiated a deal with Team KFed yesterday to secure visitation with the children on Christmas Day. Which means she’ll spend it with them all day in the car from one Starbucks to another. Until then, Britney is still busy being stupid. Full Story