Moose Knuckle is not Demode

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2008 08:44:05 July 2, 2008 08:44:05

On our way back from our Bainbridge Island mini-vacay yesterday, we stopped at Seattle Premium Outlets to do a little shopping. Place is a Chinese paradise. Labels everywhere. Even the public announcements are recorded in Mandarin. My people love Burberry. True story: as I was picking through picked over items from last season, I saw Karl in my head. Full Story

Ashlee peach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2008 08:17:40 July 2, 2008 08:17:40

And pregnant! And very, very beautiful. This is Ashlee Simpson leaving a friend’s house yesterday in a maxi dress with huge baby boobs and very red hair. What’s up with all you bump obsessed insisting that expectant mothers shouldn’t colour their hair? Don’t tell me that’s her natural hue. Full Story

SJP Wannabe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2008 07:45:42 July 2, 2008 07:45:42

I’ll be there for you, when the rain starts to fall… The Daily Mail* is reporting that all six Friends are on board and that the show will be made into a movie sequel, a la Sex & the City, because Jennifer Aniston saw what the movie did for Sarah Jessica Parker and wants a piece of the same pie. Full Story

No Nanny on Tour?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2008 07:38:04 July 2, 2008 07:38:04

Superfans take crazy to a whole new level. And it’s not just the Brangelunatics. The McGoslings were nuts, the Ebola victims are completely f&cked, and JLo too has an army of ardent worshippers who believe every word out of her mouth. Like a few weeks ago when most blogs laughed at her claims that she doesn’t have a nanny and looks after her twins on her own. Full Story

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Madge in control

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2008 07:22:57 July 2, 2008 07:22:57

It doesn’t matter that they came to the brink. And it doesn’t matter that she met with Fiona Shackleton. What matters now is that Madonna is controlling the message. And the message right now is that Guy Ritchie was summoned to her side for damage control, and that the two are staying together. Full Story

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Dear Gossips,

It’s Canada’s birthday today!

As such, posting will be light. Am headed home after three days mini holiday and in the interest of full disclosure, must stop into the casino first to get my money back.

Posting resumes regular schedule tomorrow.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Ron Howard does not have a mistress.

PPS. Kenny Chesney is not one of the boys. Neither is Ryan Seacrest.

Bateman Quiveration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2008 09:05:54 July 1, 2008 09:05:54

Is it just me or is Jason Bateman in, like, every movie? Seriously, since Arrested Development was cancelled (wrong!) the man has not stopped. Jason stars alongside Charlize Theron and Will Smith in Hancock, showed up at the premiere last night looking hotter than ever. Bateman’s always been a sexy bitch, especially since he’s so funny…but something about his hair, his freckles, his summer tan, a great suit that fit him beautiful – last night Jason was packing something extra. Full Story

Six Weeks…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2008 09:03:19 July 1, 2008 09:03:19

And still together. Evidently both Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are still enthralled with the game. And, of course, with each other. The two are currently in LA, all like domestical and sh*t, going to a bakery in the morning, picking up household items in the afternoon, and then heading out for dinner last night. Full Story

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Will without Tom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2008 08:56:14 July 1, 2008 08:56:14

They make a point of supporting each other on almost every occasion, but it was a Tom-less Will Smith last night at the LA premiere of Hancock. To make up for the GMD’s absence, Will took over his persona – hootin’ and hollerin’ like a man possessed, every action, every smile, every turn of the head was a little bit extra. Full Story