Monday, November 19, 2007

Dear Gossips,

American Music Awards (the AMAs) went down last night in LA… quick fashion round-up below. Super long column today so keep scrolling to avoid missed articles and new riddles.

Monday – am online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Final clue: Mute Stones is not Natasha Richardson though there are certain family similarities. Ms Richardson however preferred to stay in the family business, while Ms Mute pursued other artistic endeavours.

Nelly Quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 00:00:00 November 19, 2007 00:00:00

Nothing makes me happier than watching a Nelly video. So unapologetically inappropriate but irresistibly enjoyable, even the gratuitous non stop objectification of women – Nelly is funny and I love his catchy beats. But wait. When did Nelly get hot??? I must be slow on the train. Check out Nelly at the Planet Hollywood opening this weekend wearing the sh*t out of those jeans and inviting me into his champagne shower behind those shades. Full Story

Married to Her "Mo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 00:00:00 November 19, 2007 00:00:00

By showbiz standards, Leanne Rimes has been married a long, long time…to this. Here they are shopping together last week in NYC. So of course they’ve lasted this long. Marrying your gay is highly underrated. If not for my straight husnand, I’d totally be out there looking for a gay one. Full Story

Xenu Hates Bloat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 00:00:00 November 19, 2007 00:00:00

The GMD is currently working on a cameo for Ben Stiller’s new movie Tropic Thunder. Ben of course is balls deep in bed with Tom Cruise, also committing to United Artists and the GMD to star in the Hardy Men Movie with shooting scheduled to begin next year. Obviously willing to return the favour, Tom donned a fat suit and a bald wig in character for Tropic Thunder and was caught by the paps. Full Story

Bug-Eyed and Abusive

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 00:00:00 November 19, 2007 00:00:00

Nothing worse than a belligerent drunk – in this case not surprising. Jonathan Rhys Meyers was arrested yesterday at the airport in Dublin for getting drunk off his tree and losing his sh-t at the gate. He was apparently asked twice to chill out and when uncooperative, Crazy Eyes was then hauled down to gaol. Full Story

Betty Appropriately Dressed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 00:00:00 November 19, 2007 00:00:00

Now here’s a girl who understands carpet etiquette – Ugly Gorgessity America Ferrera at the Enchanted premiere so cute in jeans and a natural face. Do you love her? I love her. As for her show, produced by the incomparable Salma Hayek, have sources telling me that she’s a hellion to work for. Full Story

Country Overdressed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 00:00:00 November 19, 2007 00:00:00

Pet Peeve – celebrities who overdress for movie premieres. Kate Beckinsale is repeatedly guilty of this offence. And Country’s Princess appears not to be able to spot the distinction between an awards carpet and a premiere carpet either. Here she is wearing another variation of her AMA dress, only in pink, the other night at Enchanted. Full Story

Cheap & Crafty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 09:05:53 November 19, 2007 09:05:53

No shortage of classless behaviour in Hollywood and above the maybe gaybe speculation and the drug drama, it’s these stories that are the most shocking: How can the privileged behave so poorly? Especially someone who sounds so elegant? Whose record has been spotless and golden? Then again, it’s always the ones you least expect. Full Story

Wigged Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 08:59:45 November 19, 2007 08:59:45

Congratulations, love and admiration for Jessica W who was awarded Best Wig at Wigout at Unwine’d in Vancouver on Saturday night in support of the BC Cancer Foundation. Jessica made this herself and I know a handful of gays who would riot for this piece. Full Story

McDreamy & Sourface

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 00:00:00 November 19, 2007 00:00:00

Patrick Dempsey looked dashing, if not a tad too orange, at the premiere of Enchanted this weekend, posing alongside co-star Amy Adams and his always unamused wife. Seriously…how often have you seen her smile a happy smile? And no, it’s not a case of nature face: someone sweet with the biological burden of being born with a permascowl. Full Story

Granny Freeze Moves!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 07:48:04 November 19, 2007 07:48:04

Poor thing looks like she’ll give herself an aneurysm in the process but still… shocker of all shockers – Nicole Kidman is actually still able to twitch her forehead. Can you believe it? Nicole was in court in Australia Monday testifying against a paparazzo claiming she was “scared” by his tactics, showing off the full might of her Oscar qualifications in telling a rapt audience of a frightening incident during which she alleges she was pursued by a photographer and as such put in danger. Full Story