The Wrath of Mighty Opes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2008 08:21:24 January 9, 2008 08:21:24

It’s not the Spears Family Dr Phil needs to be afraid of. Because the Spears Family is nothing compared to the Mighty Opes. An Opes so mighty she can swing an election. And Dr Phil better hope and pray the Mighty Opes is too busy workin’ her ass off for Obama to meddle in his meddling, especially after last night’s results turning a tight race even tighter. Full Story

Spears Family Damage Control

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2008 00:00:00 January 9, 2008 00:00:00

Oh please. This is precisely the problem. Always looking for someone and something else to blame. A million excuses all diverging away from their own home. This is why Britney has never learned accountability. As you know, Lynne Spears is currently Enemy #1 as Chicken Fried Stupid and Chicken Fried Junior have publicly illustrated her impressive mothering. Full Story

Post Critics’ Choice at Shutters

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2008 07:41:47 January 9, 2008 07:41:47

Monday night, after the Critics’ Choice Awards, several high profile celebrities headed to Shutters to celebrate including George Clooney, Javier Bardem WITH Penelope, Sean Penn, Eddie Vedder, dirty Benicio del Toro…and more. Most were well behaved. But Emile Hirsch is a dickhead. More on that later. Full Story

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Dear Gossips,

The first occurrence of Pitt Porn in 2008! Yum! Will the Pitts spoil Granny Freeze’s fertility party?

And Julie Christie is two for two, taking the lead in the Best Actress race after winning at the Critics’ Choice Awards last night. Forget what I said yesterday… is Ms Christie this year’s Helen Mirren?

Golden Globes go down in a week…sort of. As you know, the show’s been cancelled and the awards will be announced instead via press conference. Solidarity for the writers which means we won’t see a splashy red carpet until the SAGs.

And Chicken Fried was back on the town last night – details below – once again getting bailed out by the paps after causing mayhem during LA rush hour. She did debut what looked to be a new pair of boots, though. And a camisole. And a cute-ish leather jacket. These are the important things in life.

My interview with Taylor Kitsch will air today in Canada on MTV e2! Thanks to all who’ve watched it on CTV Broadband. Yes, WWRD is my favourite game.

Tuesday – blogging all day, check back often. And scroll down for late posts you may have missed yesterday.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Becoming Victoria Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2008 00:00:00 January 8, 2008 00:00:00

I’ve only written about this loser a couple of times on my blog and generally don’t want to make it a habit but today was too good to pass up. Katie Price/Jordan had her tits reduced and also what looks like a nose job. And I don’t blame her. My hawk nose and her old hawk nose are actually quite similar. Full Story

A Face Forever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2008 11:07:25 January 8, 2008 11:07:25

Face to Face, Angelina Jolie vs Christy Turlington…who wins the Face Off? I can’t decide. And they both have amazing noses. Christy"s face is all time. Am weak when I look at her. Here’s Christy and Ed Burns at the premiere last night of 27 Dresses, which kinda makes me sad. Once upon a time, Ed Burns was working towards the possibility of actually carrying a movie. Full Story

Her Eyes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2008 10:50:44 January 8, 2008 10:50:44

Just want to quickly revisit Katie from last night’s Critics’ Choice Awards. She is a knockout. Undeniably. And but for the hair, she cuts an elegant, elegant figure. But the eyes. I feel Xenu looking at those eyes. Wonder if the GMD gave her an extra dose of Xenu Juice before going out all by herself just to make sure she behaved. Full Story

Cute for a Cause

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2008 00:00:00 January 8, 2008 00:00:00

Amazing what a likeable girl will do for a not-so-likeable boy. Rachel Bilson met Hayden Christensen on the set of Jumper – their new movie due out next month for which they’ve been exploiting their relationship for months. But so do the Pitts, right? And the Pitts also leverage their love for philanthrophy. Full Story

Agreeing with the Alba Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2008 07:26:26 January 8, 2008 07:26:26

She’s pregnant and she’s been crustier than hell but on this point, we are in total agreement. It’s Jessica Alba on Zac Efron as told to Elle Magazine: "He looks like a child with a lot of makeup. I was like, ‘My God, you’re just a little kid."" Yes! Yes! Yes! But I imagine I’ve now totally become my parents. Full Story

Princess MiniVan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2008 06:58:05 January 8, 2008 06:58:05

It’s only the beginning. Katherine Heigl’s 27 Dresses, a film that has MiniVan Majority written all over it, has apparently tested so well with chicks the studio moved it back a week to take on Mad Money. Word is, the newlywed Katie Heigl will trump Katie Holmes, solidifying her movie career and ensuring she’ll be around making “Shopaholic”-type drivel for a very, very long time. Full Story

George No Sarah

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2008 06:40:17 January 8, 2008 06:40:17

George Clooney arrived solo at Critics’ Choice last night which was surprising considering he’s been trotting that Sarah Larsen out everywhere these days. Given that she was a cocktail waitress and a Vegas hired party girl before he plucked her, I can’t imagine she would have had anything better to do … so maybe he wanted it to be a night out with the boys? He and Don Cheadle were spotted “inside joke”-ing each other all night. Full Story