Hello Canada: Michael J Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 00:00:00 January 3, 2008 00:00:00

Time for a break from the twats and the twits. New issue of Hello Canada on stands today features a wonderful interview with Michael J Fox. As you know, Michael has been living with Parkinson’s for 16 years. His first book Lucky Man was released in 2002 and was an instant bestseller. Full Story

DVB: the new ad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 12:07:59 January 3, 2008 12:07:59

Love, love, love. The magic of photoshoppe on her face and the quivering effect of his squint on my loins… yum! PS. What would you think if I told you my wedding invitation looked like this? It was pure, unadulterated cheese. Snort. Photo from Splash Full Story

Chicken Fried Present!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 00:00:00 January 3, 2008 00:00:00

Astonishing! Britney actually showed up for her deposition! You have to check it out at x17online.com. Somehow they were the first, as usual, to get the pics. Big surprise. The outfit is a gem. Bright pink dress with flutter sleeves circa 2004 with what looks like an open back and very slim. Full Story

More Pride for Dina!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 11:40:23 January 3, 2008 11:40:23

Dina Lohan, best mother ever, must be so proud. Not only did her daughter straddle some random in Italy on NYE in front of the paps, she was also caught hooching straight from the bottle – which means, big surprise, Lindsay Lohan has fallen off the wagon. See the video here Full Story

At the Church of Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 11:28:18 January 3, 2008 11:28:18

Forgot to include this in the Best of 2007 roundup – one of the most hilarious images of last year: Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton and her black hole diseased vag going to church for the cameras looking all sorry and sh*t. Remember that? Now Mischa Barton. At church yesterday conveniently when photographers happened to be around. Full Story

Pot. Kettle. Orange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 08:14:54 January 3, 2008 08:14:54

Dina Lohan is lecturing another mother on being a poor parent. Dina Lohan!!! So remember Lilo was dating that punk called Riley? And they broke up and he sold his story to a British tabloid telling the News of the World that Lindsay is a sex freak and loves to f&ck? Well Dina apparently thought this was low classy and called up Riley’s mother to give her a piece of her mind. Full Story

Pacey Primadonna?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 07:38:38 January 3, 2008 07:38:38

NYE Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger were partying in New York at the Soho Grand in the penthouse. Just before midnight the hotel asked everyone to move downstairs. Josh and Diane apparently had to share a table with others and according to Page Six Full Story

Granny Freeze Fuels Bump Watch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 06:51:48 January 3, 2008 06:51:48

What do you do when you hate getting old and all your movies tank at the box office and the industry is questioning your per picture asking price and your ex husband’s new young wife takes your place as a red carpet stunner and as Mom to your own children? Well if you’re Nicole Kidman, you take stock of the current Baby Fever. Full Story

Becoming Brad Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 06:22:25 January 3, 2008 06:22:25

Ryan Reynolds was spotted on his Ducati yesterday in West Hollywood looking remarkably like Brad Pitt even down to the beat up shoes! Only scruffier and with maybe slightly less Pants Talent. If memory serves, Brad also has a Ducati and of course there’s the cap. Is Ryan supporting Make It Right? He and Scarlett were supposed to spend a few days over the holidays in Vancouver with his family. Full Story

New Year, Good Angles!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 06:11:49 January 3, 2008 06:11:49

My Rumey is kicking off 2008 in fine fashion! As you can see, Rumer worked her few good angles yesterday while shopping in LA. And although the shorter hair is preferable, the longer waves are completely unfortunate… at least not here. Rumey of course is getting ready for the Golden Globes a week Sunday where she’ll be on stage for most of the evening distributing statues. Full Story

Heath & Gemma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 00:00:00 January 3, 2008 00:00:00

After a romp with Helena Christensen and a rumoured hook up with Lindsay Lohan (I call bullsh*t), Heath Ledger has found love close to home in the form of 20 year old Australian supermodel Gemma Ward. Gemma, as you can see, is your typical genetic freak. Limbs and features that don’t look like they should belong together and yet when put together become exquisite as a whole. Full Story