Would You Be Jealous?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 06:59:00 March 20, 2008 06:59:00

Last night in New York – the premiere of The Tudors Season 2. Wanna play “make a story”? The tabloids do it all the time, simply by looking at photos and conjuring smut from just one frame. In this case, several suggestive frames. Have a look… Jonathan Rhys Meyers and his ubiquitous medicated freaky eyes with long time girlfriend Reena Hammer. Full Story

Nicole Richie: solo night out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 06:44:00 March 20, 2008 06:44:00

Joel Madden is heading off on tour for a month with Good Charlotte – a tour that has officially been infected by Ebola. Not good. While Ebola Paris is accompanying Joel’s brother, Nicole Richie is staying behind with Harlow. She ventured out yesterday to run a few errands and stepped out again at night for a screening hosted by Prada for a short film called Trembled Blossoms… Black dress, the hair, her skin – amazing. Full Story

March 20, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 06:41:16 March 20, 2008 06:41:16

To Beth – Happy 25th birthday tomorrow! Hope you’re still visiting my site when you’re a proper lawyer. Happy Birthday Jaye C – the most caring, intelligent, and viciously loyal best friend…love Kathryn. I know it’s so overplayed but seriously… 30 is the best. Full Story

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Dear Gossips,

As you know by now, the CW is planning to launch a 90210 spin-off. Script details are now available, focusing around the “Mills” family, newly installed in Beverly Hills from St Louis, with two 16 year old children – a son and daughter, of course – and the Silvers, also a son and a daughter who happens to be the only Jewish girl in school with a black boyfriend.

Yes, gossips…

On the new 90210… There will be colour. Shocking!

For more information on the descendents of the Walshes, click here.

Brenda forever!

Wednesday – posting all day, check back often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Jordin Sparks is not the Wrong Nightmare. Jordin is SO much sweeter but unfortunately hasn’t ruled the charts in quite the same way. Yet.

PPS. Is it lame that Dylan, even in bad 90s clothing, still looks hot to me?

PPPS. Did you miss the Leatherheads contest? Scroll down for more details!

Counting Down!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2008 15:17:00 March 19, 2008 15:17:00

OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! In just 12 hours… can you stand it? Can you stand it? Can you stand it? Babies! Babies! Babies! Babies! Babies! Twins! Twins! Twins! Twins! Twins! JLo! JLo! JLo! JLo! JLo! Are you annoyed??? Well don’t blame me. Blame People.com Full Story

Ferg Preg?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2008 13:20:00 March 19, 2008 13:20:00

Here we go… my favourite. Baby bump fever! Ugh. INF Daily has the exclusives, Fergie and Josh Duhamel leaving a sushi restaurant last night and there appears to be a bulge. And a bloated face to go with it. Not that that’s a new thing… Needless to say, the pregnancy obsessed are flapping their hands – it’s, like, the most fertile year in the history of… ever! Josh as you can see is getting ready for his post-dinner ciggie. Full Story

Robobride & Mr Armani

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2008 13:01:28 March 19, 2008 13:01:28

After a report in OK! Magazine that Katie Holmes is working with Giorgio Armani on a clothing line, Us Weekly took it straight to her people who denied OK!’s claims. Are you loving how these two are going bitch to bitch? Still… there is an upcoming Armani/Katie angle. Full Story

KFed Jr Stefani Rossdale Jolie Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2008 11:39:00 March 19, 2008 11:39:00

For some reason, some publishing company thinks that people will buy a Tori Spelling book about her life. It’s a mystery how they came to this conclusion since “Her sTori” can be summed up as follows: - famous dad + nepotism = 90210- B List forever- Homewrecker- Famewhore- Father ignorer - Golddigger husband- 2 kids- The end Still…there are fools in this world. Full Story

Viva La Vida

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2008 11:14:00 March 19, 2008 11:14:00

That is the title of Coldplay’s new album dropping in June. Rolling Stone reports: Singer Chris Martin chose it after seeing the phrase, which means “long live life,” on a painting by Mexican artist Frida Kahlo, who endured polio, a broken spine, and chronic pain for decades. Full Story

Bridget’s Brazilian Revenge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2008 08:59:00 March 19, 2008 08:59:00

Interesting. Bridget Moynahan made a big deal about her suffering at the hands of Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. She discovered she was pregnant right after they split, and there are differing reports about his involvement in his son’s life. Bridget of course would like you to believe the theory that Tom is an absent father who prefers his supermodel over his spawn. Full Story

Jake’s Improving Pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2008 08:21:00 March 19, 2008 08:21:00

The wash isn’t great. Far from great. And they’re still far from ideal too. But it’s an improvement. A small improvement but nevertheless an improvement. Jake is trying to properly wear his pants. This is a good thing. Check him out yesterday after a meeting, hot as ever, though still trouser challenged. Full Story