Brad and Angelina conquer Cannes. A Mighty Heart earns critical acclaim. The Oceans boys do not disappoint on 13. Mr and Mrs Pitt make out in the backseat of a car, world goes bananas, haters hate, Brangelunatics lose their sh-t…but the point is, everybody is talking. And no one is talking about Jen. Full Story
Don’t we love her? Julianne Moore? The underrated, underappreciated Julianne Moore? I tell you – I still think she was ripped off for Far From Heaven. And as that hot piece of gay ass Nelson Branco once told me – if you switch the roles, if you switched Charlize in Monster with Julianne in Heaven, Julianne could 100% have pulled off the Monster, but Charlize could never, ever, ever have pulled off the housewife. Full Story
Brad Pitt widely criticized for morphing into his women – as suggested by the tabloids, he hairmatched with former lovers Paltrow and Aniston and also initially with Jolie when he dyed his hair black. Thanks to the brilliance of the British, the same observation is being made about Kate Moss, now looking and more and more like Pete Doherty, sharing hatwear and caved noses, but also pulling the same thing back with Johnny Depp and Jefferson Hack – see attached. Full Story
Was honoured last year to speak at a Smut Soiree, organised by the brilliant ladies of The Society in Toronto – an evening full of gossip and a chance to hang out with fellow smutlovers over martinis, dishing the dirt, like girlfriends on a Friday night, only at a pub with loot to take home. Will be back in Toronto next week – and we’re doing it again! And now that I"ve developed a rather alarming fondness for vodka and beer and the buzz that comes with it, smut will probably be just as free flowing! Would LOVE for you to join me! Date: Thursday, June 7th, 8pm – 10:30pm Where: Roots flagship store on Bloor St. Full Story
Received a tip last night – Hayden Christensen took Rachel Bilson to his favourite Italien restaurant on Tuesday in Toronto around Yonge & Eg. Both were delightful and understated, kind to fans, obliging with autographs, and both observed to be rather shy, as if they were on “out on a high school date”. Full Story
George Clooney back at his summer villa – Lake Como – with Matt Damon and family heading out for a spin on the boat. Oh just a regular day… Wonder where the leggy blonde is…Jennifer Aguero? Since I saw them at the Hotel du Cap during the Cannes Film Festival, still no photos of the two of them together… see? It IS possible. Full Story
Much has been made of the icky relationship between Marilyn Manson and the very young, very impressionable Evan Rachel Wood. Something about a music video in which they may or may not have been f&cking for real and of course the fact that whatever they have resulted in the demise of his marriage to Dita von Teese… But wait… What does Lindsay Lohan have to do with it? Well… according to Manson, he has seen the Firecrotch in private – he even pontificates about it a little in a recent video posted on the web: "How much would it suck that forever you"re going to be "firecrotch," you"re gonna have to shave or just roll with it . Full Story
Jessica Biel, the girl with the brilliant publicist, the girl who has somehow landed on the It List solely by virtue of a really toned body and dating Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel is now trying to leverage more fame by going toe to toe with the Ex…yet another example of why she’ll never be able to make it on her own. Full Story
Am addicted to Page Six… Page Six and Us Weekly – gossip bibles. So maybe the travel has warped my brain, eroded my brain speed, because I just don’t get this item that appeared in today’s Page Six about Michael Buble. Apparently he’s an egomaniac, they call him “corny”…hee. Full Story
Shameless self promotion ahead – look away if you can’t stand it. An article in The Block, had the opportunity to work with a brilliant, arty photographer called Evaan Kheraj, styled by his wife Luisa. She put me in one of those Gap shirts – the ones designed for Vogue on the last cover…needless to say, I asked to keep it. Full Story
Am finally home… back to full time blogging in Canada just as Brad is here too, though in a different city. Shooting in Montreal as Angelina hangs back in Prague – eTalk is all over it, new exclusive photos every day from our Montreal bureau, but catch it now while you can.
Word is the total production time is only two weeks… which means he could be around even less.
Wednesday, smut in real time after a couple hours of shut eye, check back often for fresh posts.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Site was updated with a few articles on Tuesday, scroll down for more.
PPS. Cannes Swag winner will be contacted before Thursday!