Granny Freeze: like Mimi at the Hotel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2008 11:05:24 August 20, 2008 11:05:24 has just posted an article listing the worst celebrity hotel guests ever. Not surprisingly, Amy Winehouse makes an appearance with her bloody cuts and her food fights. Also Johnny Depp and Kate Moss, when his head was a mess and he decided to trash a hotel room. Full Story

Beverly Hills Thin-Off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2008 10:20:49 August 20, 2008 10:20:49

The new 90210 will premiere on September 2nd. You may recognise one of the stars of the show Shenae Grimes from Degrassi. Or not. Because Degrassi is enjoyed by millions and egregiously unrecognised in Canada. Here are Shenae and Jessica Stroup shooting scenes at The Komoko, location for the Peach Pit. Full Story

Cage Match: Dina Lohan vs Debbie Phelps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2008 08:51:53 August 20, 2008 08:51:53

Back in 2004 when she was still cute and not yet anorexic or a junkie but well on her way, Michael Phelps was asked about a celebrity crush. He answered Lindsay Lohan. These days, his celebrity crush is Cameron Diaz. Unfortunately, Lilo won’t let him go. Lilo was texting Billy Bush (???) the other day during Access Hollywood’s interview with Michael’s mom Debbie Phelps. Full Story

Porny Beer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2008 08:05:44 August 20, 2008 08:05:44

Jessica Simpson is now the face of beer. Just announced – she is the new spokesperson for a Dallas based brewery called Stampede Light Plus – beer with “vitamins to support a healthy lifestyle”. Full Story


Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2008 07:42:11 August 20, 2008 07:42:11

Sorry… interrupting gossip for an Olympic moment. Because we just watched the 200m live – SPOILER AHEAD – and Usain Bolt is sick. Sick. Is there any man more aptly named? Usain Bolt just won gold in the 200m setting a new world record in the event which means he is the FIRST MAN IN THE HISTORY OF THE OLYMPIC GAMES to own world records in both the 100m and the 200m. Full Story

Orly Man on a Bike

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2008 07:34:36 August 20, 2008 07:34:36

The manliest elf in Hollywood booted around New York yesterday on his bike, dropping off girlfriend and model Miranda Kerr. But In Touch reported that she and Orlando Bloom were bust? As usual, In Touch is full of ass. Clearly, Orly and Miranda are fine. And still all over each other in public too.  Full Story

Flags & Stripes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2008 07:18:39 August 20, 2008 07:18:39

The Gossip Boys shooting in New York yesterday – Chace Crawford, his hair meticulously tousled just so wearing green and navy stripes and a denim wash that only the very rich or the very low classy seem to prefer (why is that you think?) alongside Chuck Bass in a cardigan dotted with what looks like, to me anyway, little flags with arrows that point to a pompous douche. Full Story

Pube Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2008 07:00:28 August 20, 2008 07:00:28

He’s a nice kid. He works hard, he has great manners, he’s intelligent, he seems sweet…but he does have that baby face. And a baby face on a 19 year old boy trying to be a man is regarded as a curse. Which is probably why he’s trying out the facial hair. Problem is… Daniel Radcliffe is follicularly challenged. Full Story

Two for Two

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2008 06:53:38 August 20, 2008 06:53:38

As I reported exclusively yesterday - Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling are back together. Monday night it was dinner in Toronto. Tuesday they ran errands in Yorkville, seen at the Manulife Centre, strolling hand in hand on Avenue Road, and at one point smiling broadly as they ducked into a store. Full Story

August 20, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2008 06:50:09 August 20, 2008 06:50:09

Happy 33rd Birthday Jill with love from Lauren. Moisturisers and marathons? Much better than Botox. You should share that with Granny Freeze! Congrats to KirstO on your big engagement from LindO. To Meghan – Happy 29th Birthday! How was Thom Yorke last night?  Full Story