MTV SJP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 06:47:15 June 2, 2008 06:47:15

Sex & the City did a killer a box office this weekend, exceeding early projections. As one of the producers, SJP is on top of the world. And they are already talking sequel. Sigh. Duana saw it last night and called it dress porn. Indeed, the fashion made you horny. For me, as previously mentioned, it was that studded belt. Full Story

MTV Best Dressed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 06:43:21 June 2, 2008 06:43:21

The incomparable Charlize Theron. She’s a f&cking bitch but when she’s on, she is on. And she’s incomparable on the carpet. Last night was no exception. The corset is cool. The pants are cool. Love that she went for it at MTV, where you’re allowed to go for it more than anywhere else. Full Story

MTV Angles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 06:38:06 June 2, 2008 06:38:06

Be nice to my Rumey! She did the best she could! It doesn’t get any better than this for Rumer Willis. And I’m telling you… in person it’s really actually kinda cute. Those who’ve seen her in Winnipeg would agree. Rumey’s been shooting a straight to dvd movie there and by all accounts, she works hard, she’s professional, she’s kind to the crew, she trying her best, and she is not unattractive…especially in the right light, with the right angles. Full Story

MTV Mismatch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 06:13:11 June 2, 2008 06:13:11

Anne Hathaway paired a black naughty minidress (hot) with Oscar hair (not) and old lady earrings (sh*t). Didn’t work for me. You? Anne is currently promoting Get Smart with Steve Carell, a movie that has flop written all over it. There’s always bound to be one big studio bust per season. Full Story

MTV Best Dirty Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 06:07:39 June 2, 2008 06:07:39

The prettiest Lindsay Lohan has looked in a long, long time. Especially since the Dirty Face seems to be under control. Is this the Lesbian Effect? If so… am impressed. Seriously, I love Lilo the Lesbian. I love her…though am told she was doing it again throughout the show. All angsty and sh*t and missing Samantha Ronson. Full Story

MTV Twilight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 06:03:17 June 2, 2008 06:03:17

My friend Duana is holding on tightly to her integrity and refusing to read the Twilight series. I admire her for it. But Duana is also a pop culture junkie. And the Twilight movement will not be slowing down. Full Story

MTV Best Pink: Liv Tyler

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 05:51:25 June 2, 2008 05:51:25

There’s a loose rumour floating around that Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman are getting it on. Or were getting it on. Scott Speedman is sexy as hell. True or not, Liv does not appear to be suffering after her split. Far from it. Liv in pink looked fresh and healthy. Healthy is key. Healthy would be a relief. Full Story

MTV The Cutest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 05:42:26 June 2, 2008 05:42:26

They sat together last night – Chris Brown and Rihanna. They keep denying the romance between them but they sat together. And giggled together. And generally couldn’t stay away from each other. And it was the cutest. Chris Brown and RiRi are the cutest. Actually, RiRi is always the cutest period, but I can’t picture her with Shia LaBeouf. Full Story

MTV Clammy Face and a Buzz Cut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 05:32:53 June 2, 2008 05:32:53

Look how cute Seth Rogen is with his buzz cut! Seth was there to present and promote Pineapple Express, his upcoming raunchy new comedy costarring James Franco about…what else?... Weed! Click here for the trailer. Full Story

MTV True: Ellen Page

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 05:25:00 June 2, 2008 05:25:00

Am biased when it comes to Ellen Page. Ellen, to me, rarely goes wrong. At the risk of sounding corny, if you’re not trying to be someone else, how can you go wrong? This is Ellen. In jeans and a leather jacket and an interesting torn up shirt with sneakers. It’s a hot f&cking outfit. Full Story

Sit DOWN Megan Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 05:03:29 June 2, 2008 05:03:29

Megan Fox changed halfway through the show last night. Two outfits – one for the carpet, one for presenting on stage. Really??? Her??? Really?? The poor man’s Angelina Jolie? TWO DRESSES? Bitch… please!!! Megan Fox is, at best, a Blender girl. Crack open a skin rag – there are easily at least half a dozen skanks who look exactly like her. Full Story

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