Junior Makes Himself Useful

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2008 12:25:47 January 4, 2008 12:25:47

While KFed is totally rehabilitating his image, KFed Junior is making himself useful – as a punching bag for his bank account wife. Literally. Brand new Rossum from Tori and her goldigger! Here she is, with a full face of makeup during some kind of kick box workout in close quarters with a paparazzo. Full Story

No Charges, No Lynne, Pro Kevin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2008 12:15:55 January 4, 2008 12:15:55

Police have confirmed Britney will not be charged for last night’s dramatics. At press time, Britney is under 72 hour lockdown at Cedars having been interviewed by doctors last night. KFed was also queried about her mental state and she is expected to be assessed over the weekend, with long term plans still to be determined. Full Story

Granny Freeze Hates Fried Chicken!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2008 10:03:08 January 4, 2008 10:03:08

Thwarted time and again… poor Granny Freeze. If not for Britney losing her sh*t and Lilo falling off the wagon, more of our smutty attention would be directed towards Granny’s 45th pregnancy mystery – is she or isn’t she? As you know, Nicole has expertly controlled and managed the speculation – given that her career is in the dumps and Katie is everyone’s favourite these days, Granny has to find a piece of the spotlight somehow. Full Story

Lil John > Punk Ass Whiny Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2008 08:51:03 January 4, 2008 08:51:03

NYE at Prive, Avril Lavigne was hosting a party but Lil John ended up grabbing the mic and counting down to midnight. Be honest, Lil John can hype a crowd waaaay better than Punk Ass Poseur and her squeaky voice. When Avril saw that Lil John had trumped her, she apparently became “visibly upset” and had to be consoled by husband Deryck, boo hooing that “I wanted to do the countdown!” Poor baby was finally placated when more champagne was brought out to her table. Full Story

Ebola Grooms Her Brother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2008 08:24:45 January 4, 2008 08:24:45

Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton showed up at Teddy’s last night with her 18 year old brother Barron. Now that she’s no longer an heiress and Barron no longer an heir, after their grandfather decided to donate the bulk of his fortune to charity, Ebola is charged with grooming her youngest sibling for his very own career in famewhoring, which is why he tagged along last night – you will note Barron was born with that unmistakable rich-boy beat-me-face… the one Chuck Bass does so well on Gossip Girl. Full Story

Britney to Lose Visitation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2008 07:40:13 January 4, 2008 07:40:13

After last night’s drama, the babies are now safely back with Kevin Federline, Jayden James is doing fine, and KFed’s legal team will be storming the court this morning, not surprisingly, to strip Britney of all visitation rights. Britney meanwhile is being held for mental evaluation at Cedars on what’s being called a 5150  Full Story

Weight Loss & Jayden

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2008 02:01:29 January 4, 2008 02:01:29

As reported earlier, Britney is not in danger though it has now been revealed that her younger son Jayden James was also taken to hospital in an ambulance. However, observers say JJ was alert and heard giggling and sucking on a soother while being carried inside the hospital by a medic. Sean Preston is fine and was seen being driven away in a private vehicle - attached. Full Story

Tough Love and Intervention

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2008 00:00:00 January 4, 2008 00:00:00

Britney’s father has arrived at the hospital and is said to be working with Kevin to finally commit Britney into seeking long term care. OK Magazine is reporting Britney was sobbing when carried out of her house and that “when she arrived at the hospital, she had managed to force herself to sit straight upright, despite being strapped into the gurney "Her eyes were like pinholes,"  according to a witness. Full Story

Hospitalised

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2008 00:00:00 January 4, 2008 00:00:00

During the standoff, Britney was observed by officers to be under the influence. They were able to retrieve the children, hand them off to KFed, and Britney was then seen taken to the Cedars Sinai Medical Centre via ambulance on a gurney (attached) for what’s being called a “mental evaluation”. Full Story

The Standoff

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2008 01:02:53 January 4, 2008 01:02:53

Britney was deposed on Thursday, miraculously arriving at her hearing but over 90 minutes late. As such, she was only questioned for 14 minutes before leaving and rescheduling. After that she headed home for visitation with her kids. At 7pm she was supposed to turn them back over to KFed’s bodyguard who came to pick them up. Full Story

Trash Comes Home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2008 02:34:35 January 4, 2008 02:34:35

Pamela Anderson, poster skank of white trash, returned home to British Columbia this week without Rick Salomon. First she hit up Whistler with her parents and her kids intent on some family time. Then on Thursday she left her boys with her folks and hooked up with a notorious hard party wealthy crowd in Vancouver for the hockey game. Full Story