Tonight’s episode is the last of The Office of the season…and as the strike wears on, there’s no telling when a new one will be offered. So enjoy it. Especially all of you Jim and Pam fans who apparently hate on the fact that he’s dating Rashida Jones. If they’re not working together, will John and Jenna spend time together? Can you stand it? Still…John and Jenna have money. Full Story
Word is Jen and BFF Courteney Cox are on the outs – something about Jen wanting Courteney to visit her on the set of her new movie and Courteney refusing to jump. Poor Courteney’s been letting her shoulder get wet for over 2 years. The girl probably needed a break, if only to let her bitch out on her staff. Full Story
La Cheese Celine was in NYC yesterday on promo for her new cheese album. But enough about the love songs… how about this coat? This coat!!! Grey for the season, leather forever… I covet. I must have. Best thing about it? She paid for it. Remember, Celine will not accept freebies. She worked hard for her money, she’s happy to spend it hard too. Full Story
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo celebrated their birthdays last night in Vegas at LAX. As you can see, his Carb Face is as pronounced as ever. And this poor girl – even when she’s wearing cool clothes, she still turns it into pageant fashion. Incidentally, she’s wearing the Alice + Olivia mentioned above, only hers is in navy. Full Story
This is how you wear it when A. it’s thinning and B. people think you’re gay. Check out John Travolta last night at a special screening of Hairspray. You will note the portly Pilot’s mane is thicker than ever. Amazing the self delusional abilities of the MiniVan Majority. Can you believe there are still people out there who believe he prefers P over C? Quick observation – his skin tone. Full Story
Oh Xenu will be angry. Nicole Kidman on the cover of the new Marie Claire…it looks nothing like her. Sigh. She really needs to stop. This of course is the interview during which she denies having had any plastic surgery. And has to bring up the issue – yet again – of her miscarriage and/or ectopic pregnancy as if to remind us that she is indeed a fertile human being and not a hermaphrodite, as rumoured. Full Story
Cute non? Guy Ritchie and Lourdes out in London with a friend for a performance of Hairspray. Love that Lola is 11 and looks 11. Love that she and her girls are better dressed than we are. Can’t even imagine what she’ll look like in 2 years. Madge will have her hands full, don’t you think? source Full Story
Keith Urban looking rough in NYC yesterday doing some shopping after visiting Good Morning America with The Freeze. You will note, Keith’s coif bears a striking resemblance to Criss Angel’s, pictured here on Monday at Virgin Unite – it’s the Anti-Quiver Coif. Or Meg Ryan’s Coif from 1995. Full Story
It’s Matt! Finally!
People Magazine has named its Sexiest Man Alive and (just a little gloat, I promise to stop soon) I predicted three weeks ago it would be his year. Clearly the MiniVan agreed, although we can all agree on Matt Damon, non?
Am back, blogging from Vancouver all day Wednesday, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Another great Gossip Girl last night. Blake Lively for style, Leighton Meester for sass – it’s almost formulaic, non? On high school television shows, the badgirl brunettes always get and give the best work. And the badboy brunette is always the hotness. So here’s Ed Westwick the other night at an afterparty. LOVE Chuck Bass.
PPS. Demi Moore does not distribute Mute Stones.