Heath & Gemma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 00:00:00 January 3, 2008 00:00:00

After a romp with Helena Christensen and a rumoured hook up with Lindsay Lohan (I call bullsh*t), Heath Ledger has found love close to home in the form of 20 year old Australian supermodel Gemma Ward. Gemma, as you can see, is your typical genetic freak. Limbs and features that don’t look like they should belong together and yet when put together become exquisite as a whole. Full Story

Divine Proof

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 05:40:34 January 3, 2008 05:40:34

Bet your boob job they don’t even have to speak. What could possibly need to be said? Or further expressed? Or clarified? Absolute gorgessity needs no embellishment. Here are Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen out in NYC last night. Look at them. Look at him. Look at her! That shot of her turning her face away against the wind…she’s not posing and it looks like she’s posing! Am totally obsessed. Full Story

Chicken Fried Worth the Money

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 05:15:44 January 3, 2008 05:15:44

Looks like OK! Magazine bought Jamie Lynn and Lynne Spears for a bargain. Last week’s teen pregnancy cover story was the magazine’s highest selling, topping the previous #1 – Britney’s photoshoot meltdown from the summer, during which she smeared chicken fried grease all over designer items, pee’d in front of a room full of strangers, and walked around touching herself aimlessly before taking off without warning and breaching the agreement. Full Story

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Amazing. It’s officially January 2nd, over 24 hours since New Year’s Eve and still, at press time, there have yet to be released photos of Chicken Fried Britney bombed out of her tree driving aimlessly drunk around Los Angeles. Am shocked. You?

Hopefully, hopefully a sign of better things to come in 2008.

And Happy 2008 to all of you!

If you are just getting back after holidays, please scroll down and also visit the archives for posts you may have missed, including riddle clues. All the Best of 2007 articles are now updated as well. Scroll down and check all articles under December 31st! Best of 2007 submission winner to be announced on Friday!

It’s Wednesday, am blogging all day, check back often!

Yours in gossip,


Leo Loves Bar… and Kelly Clarkson???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2008 12:27:44 January 2, 2008 12:27:44

Us Weekly is reporting that Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Rafaeli spent NYE in Vegas at The Bank with Lukas Haas and a huge entourage ordering up $30,000 bottles of champagne. At midnight Leo and Bar kissed long and hard and horny. Very hot. Not so hot? This visual: Leo was apparently dancing when Kelly Clarkson’s Since U Been Gone came on at which point he supposedly gav’er on the dance floor. Full Story

Daddy & Pax Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2008 12:07:48 January 2, 2008 12:07:48

Brad took Pax out for a spin the other day and dropped by the Make It Right site in New Orleans. As you can see, Pax is clearly enjoying the ride. And Brad is clearly making time for all his children. And still, even though he’s not been photographed alone with the Chosen One in a while, the tabloids don’t seen interested in fabricating that he’s ignoring her for his other children. Full Story

Little Sci & Knut?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2008 07:36:00 January 2, 2008 07:36:00

What is the GMD up to now? Remember Little Knut? He’s not so little now but when he was little he made international headlines because his mother rejected him and he was raised by his trainer at the Berlin Zoo. At the time, some animal rights activists were advocating for him to be euthanised believing he would otherwise grow up unnaturally. Full Story

Chicken Fried New Year’s Eve

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2008 07:17:23 January 2, 2008 07:17:23

Gah! Spoke too soon! Though she wasn’t falling down at some club and coked out of her eyeballs, Britney still managed to welcome the new year with a dose of Chicken Fried Stupid. And skanky. Word is she was with her boys and a court appointed supervisor AND THAT PAPARAZZO she picked up last week. Full Story

Ingrate Makes More Money

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2008 06:53:51 January 2, 2008 06:53:51

America’s new sweetheart Katherine Heigl was married two weeks ago in Park City, Utah. In case you were hoping for an invitation but didn’t receive one, it appears OK! Magazine has paid a handsome price for the privilege. Now you can stop wondering what her dress looked like. Wonder if Katie will donate the proceeds to the WGA? After all, now that she makes $6 million per picture thanks to Knocked Up, a movie she decided to sh*t on recently, Heigl probably has some extra cash kickin’ around, non? Her meteoric rise has been impressive. Full Story

Xenu Labour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2008 06:51:56 January 2, 2008 06:51:56

Out of nowhere she’s suddenly besties with the GMD. Then she reveals her father has been a Scientologist for 20 years. And my sources report she’s an avid reader of church literature, highlighting key passages for review over and over again. Of course she and Marc had also been trying for a long time to get pregnant. Full Story