My Kiki Loves Xenu???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2008 12:01:59 September 11, 2008 12:01:59

We’ve lost another one! And now I fear it’s time to cut off my Kiki. I LOVE Kirsten Dunst. But now Kirsten Dunst loves the Xenu… What to do? Kiki on the cover of the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar after a stint in rehab for what she is calling “depression”. Kiki says she’s made a full recovery, explaining that she was once “"enormously co-dependent. Full Story

Mark, Amanda, and Troy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2008 09:55:44 September 11, 2008 09:55:44

Ethan Hawke was at the roof lounge at the Hyatt two nights ago, possibly last night too but my toes refused to cooperate. Michelle, who has been in love with Troy Dyer since 1994 lost her sh*t a little bit. He did look good. Gaunt…but good. And not even smarmy. Wasn’t working on an erotic poem scribbled hastily on a bar napkin. Full Story

Anyone can write a book

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2008 09:46:17 September 11, 2008 09:46:17

Except those who can actually write a book. Ugh. People is reporting that Lauren Conrad has signed a 3 book deal with HarperCollins – she will supposedly write them herself, a fictionalised version of her life… Because The Hills is so real? The series will gun for the YA reader and while Lauren’s story will certainly be influenced by her own path from Laguna to LA, she claims the content will not involve actual events in her friends’ lives…because she’d never sell them out like that. Full Story

He beat a b*tch down!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2008 09:08:52 September 11, 2008 09:08:52

The police say it was battery and vandalism. In other words, he smacked a bitch out for taking his picture and then probably tried to destroy the camera. Right now, it’s believed Kanye lost his sh*t at the paps and let his temper get the best of him. TMZ has video of the incident and they will be releasing it shortly. Full Story

Kanye cuffed!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2008 08:50:00 September 11, 2008 08:50:00

Access Hollywood is reporting that Kanye West has been arrested at LAX. At press time no reason has been released. Story is developing but... Did he beat a bitch down? Was it possession? Drugs, firearms? Am worried. Full Story

The Party Ritchies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2008 08:38:57 September 11, 2008 08:38:57

Guy Ritchie celebrated his 40th last night at the Punchbowl with his wife by his side and all 3 of his children there too! Madonna ducked out early in preparation for her show at Wembley leaving Guy to carouse the night away - in good spirits after a few pints. The star though, as has been the case the last couple of months, is the Lourdes, looking appropriately styled in chucks and a grey skirt perfecting the two pocket pose - showing Posh how it's done. Full Story

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Shelfy can’t contain it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2008 07:23:02 September 11, 2008 07:23:02

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel could barely contain her satisfaction last night leaving Southern Hospitality hand in hand with JT as photographers snapped away. Her smug expression says it all non? She probably had to work hard for this one… word is, Pip has been decidedly unaccommodating about the famewhoring recently. Full Story

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Rachel walks alone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2008 07:03:31 September 11, 2008 07:03:31

It was no surprise that Rachel McAdams did not bring Ryan Gosling to the TIFF premiere of The Lucky Ones. More on them in a bit… First – here she is walking the carpet last night in Gucci, a dress that looked way better in person. Rachel was gorgeous, as usual, last night. Her sister did her makeup – it was natural, her skin was fresh, and she absolutely glowed…even though the hair kinda sucked. Full Story

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Dear Gossips,

In love with Adrien Brody. We’ve been seeing him every night during festival. He’s… imperfectly perfect. Sigh.

Heading into the home stretch at TIFF. I swear my toes are partially paralysed from the heels. Am over it. Let it be over!

For those of you asking about Colin Farrell – he was a no show. Was supposed to be attending to promote Pride & Glory with Edward Norton and ended up pulling out of junkets and the premiere altogether. No details about why and what smut prompted his bail. Will keep you posted.

As for Ed? Total dreamboat. More on that later.

Are you starting to feel sorry for Jessica Simpson? Carrie Underwood called her fat, she can’t sing on live tv, and she can’t dress for sh*t. My friend needs me again.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Marcia Cross doesn’t ban bottles.

PPS. Debra Messing isn’t receiving anger management.