Top Gun 2007: Mav > Ice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2007 00:00:00 November 14, 2007 00:00:00

By the grace of Xenu, the GMD is clearly still winning the battle after 20 years. Val Kilmer showed up last week at the premiere of Cirque du Soleil’s Wintuk in NYC and again last night at the I’m Not There screening. As you can see…not sweet. Especially the old man runners. In fact, in comparison, Tom Cruise in the right light, with the right angles, just like my Rumey Willis, is almost still Maverick. Full Story

Always the Bridesmaid…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2007 00:00:00 November 14, 2007 00:00:00

For the last three years, Patrick Dempsey has come in 2nd. Second to Matthew McConaughey, second to George, now second to Matt Damon. As mentioned before, the Sexiest Man Alive is almost always a Movie Star. And while Grey’s has certainly resurrected his career, and even though Patrick hopes to finally reconquer the silver screen with Enchanted, right now, he is NOT a movie star. Full Story

Billionaire Bad Taste

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2007 00:00:00 November 14, 2007 00:00:00

Those Olsen Twins are rich. Super super super rich. But it doesn’t mean they aren’t both ass backwards when it comes to picking men. Mary Kate is rumoured to be dating that useless f&cking scum Sean Avery who incidentally is denying he disparaged a man for having cancer disparaged a man for having cancer Full Story

Ghetto Tits Unchanged

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2007 12:07:33 November 14, 2007 12:07:33

So Tara Reid has been shooting a movie in British Columbia – spent the weekend at Squamish and Whistler living her hard, hard, hard life, allegedly drinking her face off into the wee hours of the morning. Apparently her behaviour is so reckless, the director of the movie has warned her repeatedly to get her sh*t together, telling her she’d be “dead in a year” if she doesn’t turn things around. Full Story

The Golden Rumey!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2007 00:00:00 November 14, 2007 00:00:00

My Rumey is 2008 Miss Golden Globe! My Rumey is arriving! PS. Was Kate Hudson ever a Miss GG? I think so yes…non? source  Full Story

Shoes of the Season

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2007 00:00:00 November 14, 2007 00:00:00

These are, apparently, the must have CL’s of the month. Seen previously on Gwen Stefani and Mandy Moore, Anne Hathaway also slipped on the Para La Cruz Louboutins last night at The Christopher and Dana Reeve Foundation event last night in New York. She looks lovely, non? But now I can’t look at her without seeing her tits, only because of the way my producer Laura describes it. Full Story

Skinny Karma Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2007 00:00:00 November 14, 2007 00:00:00

Gaunt and tired though still not as rough as Billy Crudup, check out Ethan Hawke at the Tisch School of the Arts gala in New York last night. I remember last year at TIFF 2006, even though he’s a smarmy perv, I fully expected to be attracted to him at the Valentino-sponsored after party for the film adaptation of his corny little book The Hottest State at Kultura in Toronto. Full Story

Blotchy Karma Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2007 00:00:00 November 14, 2007 00:00:00

Billy Crudup was a beautiful man. Now…not so much. Last night at the Tisch School of the Arts event in NYC – as you can see, Billy looks bunk and a far cry from how pretty he once was before corrupting Claire Danes and leaving Mary Louise Parker when she was 7 months pregnant with his child. Full Story

The New Ethan Hawke

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2007 00:00:00 November 14, 2007 00:00:00

Oh tortured artist. Oh poet. Oh suffering soul. Oh dirty cheater! Words to describe Ethan Hawke a few years ago and now following in those illustrious unfaithful footsteps – Ryan Phillippe. Ryan of course is now officially divorced from Reese Witherspoon who like a proper lady is only now flaunting her relationship with Jakey G because she’s formally a single a woman – the papers went through just a few weeks ago. Full Story

Turn up the Hetero

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2007 06:47:28 November 14, 2007 06:47:28

Check out Natalie Portman Sunday night leaving the Mr Magorium afterparty – boyfriend Nathan Bogle was there as well but they left separately so as not to get photographed together. Nathan, as you can see, seems to have turned up the Hetero and isn’t pinging my gaydar like before. Many of you are convinced however that he’s a total ‘Mo. Full Story

Matt Damon: The Sexiest Man Alive 2008

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2007 06:32:11 November 14, 2007 06:32:11

Three weeks ago I called it and it’s about time. Matt Damon can now stand up to his friends George Clooney and Brad Pitt and tell them he’s finally a member of the club. Only they have TWO. Which what they’ll lord over his head for the next few years until he gets his second. Snort. Full Story