Cameron Diaz promoting Shrek in Taipei and Tokyo, body looking fitter than ever. Check her out from the side in that gold dress… statuesque beyond belief. My people love blonde and leggy, no doubt the Hello Kitties were losing their sh-t, lunchboxes and pencil cases flying open for autographs, adding to the proportions of her already gargantuan ego. Full Story
At some party givin’er with some girl on the grass in front of a lawn-full of fellow revelers … how very OC, except from the looks of her, not to be a bitch, but Rachel Bilson she is not. She is however very much enjoying the PDA, as was he…before the discovery that there was a photographer present documenting the occasion. Full Story
Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger – under the radar for what seems like an eternity – showed up in Cannes at the weekend dispelling rumours of a split. First a private party on a yacht – Josh looking a little pale and pasty and Diane cutting an elegant figure in a beautiful gauzy white dress. Full Story
Well she’s not a tennis player, has never in fact been one, and now she’s no longer married to Enrique Iglesias – what will Anna do? On the eve of the release of his new album, Enrique has revealed that he and Anna are no longer together. Long rumoured to have been married, the two refused to confirm it when they were still a couple. Full Story
Trouble ahead…and not to be mean but trouble for the Beckhams is always so smuttily spectacular, from a gossip perspective, it’s hard not to get a little amped. Besides, given the fact that Victoria has invited cameras into her Los Angeles life to document their glamourous existence, is it really all that despicable? Looks like there is a personal and professional crossroads ahead. Full Story
Maddox my love…look at that naughty face! Here are Angelina and the boys at France Marineland a few days ago, Pax tentatively feeding the big whale. Sunday marked The Chosen One’s first birthday and while she continues to be closely guarded, speculation is beginning anew that the Pitts are arranging birthday party pictures to be released in the next few weeks around the time A Mighty Heart is released in theatres. Full Story
First pre-summer long weekend in America – perfect recipe for an OD. Sunday night, Mischa Barton at a party after having a few drinks had to be rushed to hospital after experiencing an “adverse reaction to medication”. How about an adverse reaction to too much coke? Or meth? Or ecstasy? Or any combination of narcotics favoured by the young, rich, and useless? The official excuse is that she was suffering from bronchitis in Cannes and has been taking antibiotics to build up her body’s weak constitution. Full Story
Dina Lohan calls it “misunderstood”. Everyone else calls it Making Excuses. Excuses for Parental Golddiggery, excuses for raising a daughter as a commodity instead of as a child. And now that child has been arrested, is facing serious legal repercussion, and perhaps worse yet – for the Lohans anyway – the very serious threat of Hollywood rejection. Full Story
Almost over…and last night was a great way to wrap it up. Cannes 2007 – one of the most star-studded festivals in recent memory. And to see the Oceans boys with Angelina Jolie take us into the final weekend – it sent the crowd over the edge. Especially those two, Brad and Angelina I mean. Red carpet porn is what I’m calling it… more on that below.
Also spent another boozy night at the du Cap. Am now officially broke as one frickin’ cocktail costs 20 euros. But the du Cap is the best. Everyone ends up at the du Cap.
Am sorry about yesterday and the update shortage. Was busy reporting on George Clooney in the afternoon and then losing my sh-t over the Pitts in the evening to bring you back every gushy detail. Please forgive?
Yours in gossip,
Ummm…she might look a little less bunk and all but, as Dylan would say, trying to lance my Leo is crossing the line. Apparently it went down in Cannes. Last Saturday Jessica Simpson was following Leo around like a love sick tranny, desperately hoping he’d want a taste of her low budget cheese. Full Story