That’s all?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2008 07:37:12 October 28, 2008 07:37:12

That’s all she’s got? That’s all she brought? No one cared about Easy Virtue at TIFF. Like seriously, it came and went and received rather tepid reviews and Shelf Ass had to restrategise. Next thing you know, she and Pipsqueak are photographed every f-cking day on holiday in Rome Coincidence or conspiracy? Now the studio is pushing her out hard front and centre as the driving force for the film. Full Story

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Old Hag Halloween

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2008 07:13:08 October 28, 2008 07:13:08

Here’s 30 year old Ali Lohan trying to look like a teenager again at the Animals Fair Magazine Halloween Party last night. I think her costume was a cat. A skanky cat. A cat with a see through top showing off her abs and tacky ass acrylic nails. Ali also appears to be borrowing her sister’s dirty face. Full Story

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One Lover Won’t Promote

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2008 07:01:33 October 28, 2008 07:01:33

Oh there he is. While Gwyneth Paltrow has dutifully performed red carpet responsibilities for their film Two Lovers in Cannes and most recently in London last week, Joaquin Phoenix has been missing for months, finally turning up last night at a star studded benefit in San Francisco, arriving with close friend Casey Affleck, looking like all kinds of sh-t. Full Story

October 28, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2008 06:51:58 October 28, 2008 06:51:58

To Auntie Carrie from Auntie Lisa—who is eagerly awaiting the sequel this summer! Congratulations to the newly engaged Rachel H who is so in love from your friend Alex F who is so happy for you. To Rhonda with the broken wrist – sending you my very, very best get well wishes. And I’m totally there with you about the suckiness of dependency. Full Story

Monday, October 27, 2008

Dear Gossips,

We spent our final night in London at a dance party – our own, in jammies, givin’er to “party bangers” on MTV UK, inspired by Beyonce’s Crazy In Love video (KILLER!) and culminating in the Sister Act 2 medley off YouTube as requested by Duana… because there’s always time for a little Joyful, Joyful.


Lauryn Hill. We miss you.

Monday – am home now, blogging on regular schedule and all day today. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Besties in Bed is not Adrien Brody and Mark Ruffalo.

PPS. Why does Chris Martin suck major ass these days? Did you see Coldplay on SNL? My husband and I, and we are fans, we own several copies of every album, we have spent good money on multiple concerts, are becoming more and more embarrassed seeing Chris sing live…he canNOT hit the high notes. And what was once a charming dork has now become a cheese dork. Totally not the same.

PPPS. LOVE the name Archie!

PPPPS. The girls and I, while in London, we created the anti-GOOP. Launching soon. Stay tuned.

PPPPPS. Jennifer Garner is not a warring bitch. Neither is Sienna Miller.

Now this is a dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2008 17:14:06 October 27, 2008 17:14:06

Rachel Weisz at the Brothers Bloom premiere in London. Right? Like architecture. But fashion. Wicked. Brothers Bloom opens some time in December. Duana and Michelle loved it at TIFF. And we all had our very own Adrien Brody moment at the Park Hyatt during the festival too. Which is why it’s such a shame. Full Story

An American call girl in Moscow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2008 15:21:01 October 27, 2008 15:21:01

Duana, Michelle, and I… we came home from Europe OBSESSED with Russians. Like, we can’t believe we were so late to arrive at the Russian party. Because Russians are amazing. We are all about Russians. Or at least the ones on our trip. As I mentioned last week, Grey Goose invited international media to Europe to promote their product and to introduce their new flavours. Full Story

Bunion Break!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2008 13:47:32 October 27, 2008 13:47:32

The world has stopped. It stops twice a year whenever Victoria Beckham gives her bunions a break from the stilettos. Can you believe it? This is Posh at her kid’s soccer game the other day, where she’s been known to put on a pair of sky highs and golf clap occasionally, in flip flops and David’s jeans. Full Story

You Promise?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2008 11:39:00 October 27, 2008 11:39:00

Becks tells British GQ that he’ll never act, never star in a movie. Oh baby… you promise? He says for sure, for sure: "What film career? I haven't got one. Never say never, except about that! And that's the way it's going to stay." Can you tell your wife too? David also tells the magazine Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2008 11:04:55 October 27, 2008 11:04:55

It’s ok because he’s a rock god, right? (Dlisted)

Headband overkill (Hollywood Tuna)

Little Sci’s red nails (Just Jared)

How Blake avoids nipple-itis (Drunken Stepfather)

How long did Disney GayFace spend adjusting his pants so that they’d sit just so? (Pop Sugar)

Being single means never wearing pants (INO)

Angie’s trip to Afghanistan – video too! (Cele|bitchy)

Chicken Fried work out video! (ICYDK)

Gwen makes eggs (IDLYITW)

The New Cloon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2008 08:54:54 October 27, 2008 08:54:54

You’re right. Many of you have complained that I don’t give Mad Men enough love. True. I should. And many are even more upset that Jon Hamm isn’t allotted enough quiver space. Not that I dispute it if he’s yours but Jon Hamm isn’t my particular loin poison. However, after watching him host Saturday Night Live this weekend, one thing is for sure: there is finally an heir to George Clooney. Full Story