Manslinger’s next move?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 07:29:20 August 14, 2008 07:29:20

Newly single John Mayer is enjoying a little break from touring, was in Mexico last week, and yesterday popped into the studio in LA for a quick session. Big surprise – word is he wasn’t ready for something so serious and perhaps did not appreciate being exploited by Stephen Huvane’s transparently hungry media grabs. Full Story

Jen and the impersonator

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 07:07:26 August 14, 2008 07:07:26

So Jen and John Mayer are over. Which means it’s damage control time, lest anyone start calling her unlovable, undesirable, and an old spinster… See how much Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman have in common? Enter Matt Felker. Some kind of male model who was formerly involved with Selma Blair. Full Story

SnapFace in Miami

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 07:02:15 August 14, 2008 07:02:15

It’s been a while. Have you missed her? This is Renee Zellweger shooting Chilled in Miami in LA yesterday. As you can see, she’s grown out her hair. Longer, less severe, looks way better. And from this distance, her snapface seems to have improved too. Maybe it’s because she appears to be slightly less emaciated. Full Story

Little Borat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 06:53:25 August 14, 2008 06:53:25

Isla Fisher was spotted yesterday in Westwood with little Olive Cohen. Actually little Olive Cohen doesn’t look so little. Little Olive is an adorable chunks! Fat babies are the best. Isla and Sacha Baron Cohen are always super low profile. But everyone’s got a job to do. About 6 months to go before Isla’s Confessions of a Shopaholic is released. Full Story

August 14, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 06:44:18 August 14, 2008 06:44:18

Happy Birthday Kaitlin S! Heard you’ve had a great year so far: a Masters degree, an inspirational dream job, and your first apartment! Hope the next 12 months yield more of the same.  Full Story

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Sigh. Am totally, totally, totally sick in the head over Michael Phelps. Sick! I actually like his face. As much as his body. Sick!

Britney is sane, Jen might be single, and Little Sci finally wears playclothes.

Wednesday – blogging all day, check back when you can. Oh…and by popular demand, we’re working on RSS.

Yours in gossip,


Robo Couture

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 13:38:54 August 13, 2008 13:38:54

This dress she wore at Tropic Thunder the other night – apparently KatE designed it herself. With the help of her stylist. You likey? I don’t know. To me it looks messy. The halter strap seems unfinished, the material cheap, and the way it’s folding around her hips is kinda budget bridesmaid. Full Story

The Trailer Park Chronicles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 13:04:52 August 13, 2008 13:04:52

Love me some low classy sex dramz. So Jamie Lynn Spears got knocked up at 16, engaged shortly thereafter. His name? Casey. Three years her senior, lays pipes for a living, enjoys rolling around on a tractor with a shotgun…oh yeah and f*cking some other twat on the side. Of course the twat on the side is now telling selling her story to a tabloid. Full Story

Ovulation Day Shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 12:37:44 August 13, 2008 12:37:44

Rachel Bilson > Mischa Barton. Though to be fair, Rachel Bilson’s schedule hasn’t exactly been back to back either. But at least she was in a recent hit movie, and isn’t so stupid to turn down guest starring stints on TV shows. And since the end of The OC she’s looked better and better. Full Story

Chicken Fried Maid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 12:01:00 August 13, 2008 12:01:00

Ugh. Hate the word “maid”. Maybe it’s just me. More from Britney’s interview in OK! Magazine, this time about her time with her kids. The good news – Britney is in good spirits: "I'm healthy, happy and excited about the future.” Much of the reason for that of course is that she’s spending more time with her boys. Full Story