Becks bares his billboard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2008 06:41:44 June 20, 2008 06:41:44

David Beckham was in San Francisco yesterday to unveil his Armani Billboard – a massive shot of him in his undies. Thing is, I can’t decide which I lust better: my Becks close to naked or my Becks fully clothed. Because Becks wears his clothes so bloody well. Check out the suit. Check out how he fills out the suit. Full Story

When Sienna Looks Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2008 06:26:27 June 20, 2008 06:26:27

Will she regret Rhys? Will she shudder at the memory of his hands all over her? Will she dry heave when recalling the smell of his sweat? This is what happens to me. I regret. I regret them all save oh maybe 3? The others were all rubbish. Some of them were uglier than f&ck. One of them I brought home and my mother was like, why are you dating a boy with three hairs on his head shaped like a tripod? Ew! Ass! Then again, maybe Sienna’s not so shallow. Full Story

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What problem? There is no problem!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2008 05:58:00 June 20, 2008 05:58:00

This is Keira Knightley yesterday in London at The Edge of Love afterparty in a gorgeous purple dress looking as healthy as ever. At least in her mind. Remember – she doesn’t have a problem, she’s never had a problem, and you’re not allowed to say she has a problem. Because there is no problem. Full Story

Katy Perry: on Lily, Angie, and John Mayer too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2008 05:54:00 June 20, 2008 05:54:00

Katy Perry’s I Kissed a Girl is currently #1 both on iTunes and Billboard Canada and second to only Coldplay on the Billboard Hot 100. Not bad, right? But while the easy assumption is that at 23, Katy’s success came quickly, in reality she’s now with her fourth record label, having been bounced around and rejected for years by the business. Full Story

June 20, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2008 05:50:15 June 20, 2008 05:50:15

Happy 23rd birthday Devon from Heather, Kathleen, and the boys at PAC. To Amy – Happy 22nd Birthday tomorrow! Your little Pips loves you to pieces! To Gina W – Happy 26th on Sunday! Zainab is sorry to miss your Gossip-Girl party but where’s MY invitation??? I want to see what you wear – send photos! Happy belated Birthday Claudette with love from Andrea. Full Story

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Thanks so much to all of you who attended the Smut Soiree last night! Shiloh came through in the end and parted the clouds just as the guests were arriving! As usual, the incomparable girls from The Society put on a kick ass event. The house was sick, the drinks didn’t stop, Dan Levy is the hotness, and the smut … well the smut was salacious, non? Photos etc to follow soon but suffice to say, you made it our best event so far. And we cannot wait til next year!

Do I suck for saying that I’m finding Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong a little porny? Check out this video - they’re teasing each other, then she grabs him in for a kiss, and I hope they headed home to get busy. Hot. Am all over it.

Even hotter? Another Beckham ad in his undies. It will help on a Thursday that followed a midnight burger at Fran’s with the girls.

Am blogging all day, refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Tiger Woods does not have another woman and Tara Reid isn’t the other woman.

The Cartier Ex Carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2008 12:14:48 June 19, 2008 12:14:48

There was an ex clash last night at the Cartier event but everyone stayed civilised. I almost forgot Hilary Duff and Joel Madden used to date. And five minutes after their split he hooked up with Nicole Richie. Then Hil wrote that song and she was all pissy sh-ts until Mike Comrie came along and now it"s all happy happy and no catfights which is great for publicists but the total ass for smutlovers. Full Story

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Single, Skinny, and Bobbed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2008 09:12:10 June 19, 2008 09:12:10

Anne Hathaway is no longer with that man who keeps bouncing cheques… looks like she celebrated her newfound single status with a blunt bob. Me likey. However, frenetic promotion for Get Smart (go go Get Smart!) is perhaps taking its toll. Anne was gaunt and tired today on morning television and appeared much older than mid-twenty. Full Story

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Don’t Mess With the Robo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2008 08:10:21 June 19, 2008 08:10:21

Bride, that is. Am still gagging over Mario Lopez’s coronation as the Hottest Bachelor… People Magazine must need money – and lots of it! – to pay for photos of those Holy Twins. Because it smells like they just got bought. Mario Lopez is feeding The Brange. Hilarious. Mario Lopez also has to step off for Katie Holmes. Full Story

My New Favourite Besties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2008 07:30:46 June 19, 2008 07:30:46

Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley are currently promoting The Edge of Love – this is an interview recently during which they went head to head on trivia related to each other. It is SUPER cute. And it also feels authentic. It feels like they way you’d be with your bestie. All the giggling, the competition, the mutual support, the cheating…and especially Keira. Full Story