Soap Opera Forever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2008 08:22:38 January 25, 2008 08:22:38

You’d think, now that she’s been on prime time for almost 5 years, that Eva Longoria could finally stop dressing for daytime tv, non? This is what happens when you work with Ken Paves. Ugh. So here’s Eva in London promoting her new movie Over Her Dead Body about, I’m serious, a woman who meets a man whose girlfriend just died. Full Story

Two Siblings for the Chosen One?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2008 08:01:37 January 25, 2008 08:01:37

The good news – Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins! The bad news – Star Magazine is the one reporting it. Which is very, very, very bad news indeed. Because they also reported not too long ago that Brad was packing up the Chosen One Shiloh and leaving Angelina to go back to Aniston. Full Story

Definitely Quiveration, Maybe Engaged?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2008 07:38:55 January 25, 2008 07:38:55

Ryan Reynolds last night at the Definitely Maybe premiere without a beard for once posing with co-star Abigail Breslin. Totally thought I’d prefer him clean shaven, but seeing him here… it’s a little too Tiger Beat, non? Definitely maybe just a little stubble. As for those engagement rumours – the NY Daily News reported this week than an engagement announcement is imminent, that Ryan proposed and Scarjo accepted. Full Story

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Andrew Morton’s much-hyped Tom Cruise biography is #1 on the New York Time Best Sellers list after just one week! Do you love it, or do you LOVE it???

Apparently, since the book is not available in the UK, British tourists have been stocking up too, bringing copies home with them for family and friends eager to read about how much the GMD loves Xenu. This has made my life.

Quick Chicken Fried Newsflash: once again Britney bailed on her court hearing – a hearing SHE requested to regain visitation rights to her kids. Then of course she went joyriding, this time accompanied by a new assistant, and wearing no bra under the flimsiest of tees, showing off a set of impressively lovely breasts.

Just another day…

It’s Thursday, am online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

L

PS. Congratulations Tannis – thrilled to hear about your baby! Hope you’re getting some sleep!

PPS. To Lara H – Happy 30th! It only gets better! Promise.

PPPS. And for Jill – Happy 25th from your boyfriend Joel who loves you so much he wrote to a dirty gossip blogger to ask for a mention. Cute, non?

PPPPS. Cheater Uninterrupted is not Justin Timberlake or Sting or Tony Parker. Also not John Mayer.

PPPPPS. Remember Condom-free Sleaze? He finally called her back…with a job offer. Somehow secured her a small, small role in a movie – a negligible role, really but on a set that’s super connected. She’s apparently thrilled and he’s off the hook. For now.

She Was Supposed to Wear Pink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2008 12:54:39 January 24, 2008 12:54:39

My Gwyneth was apparently scheduled to attend the Golden Globes last week and as Us Weekly reports, this was one of the dresses she was considering – a Valentino from his final collection. You likey? Word is that carpet was supposed to be ridiculous. Which only means that this weekend’s SAG Awards – with the Oscars still up in the air – could be even more ridiculous. Full Story

Fashion GayFight!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2008 11:52:20 January 24, 2008 11:52:20

Only thing better than two bitches scrapping is two queens scrapping. Or in this case, three queens scrapping. So Mr Valentino has announced he’s retiring and, like any egomaniacal ‘mo would rightly do, is currently milking the longest goodbye, like, ever. As you know, Mr Valentino does not mince words. Full Story

Junior’s Sperm Finds a Second Jackpot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2008 11:26:46 January 24, 2008 11:26:46

Like his mentor Kevin Federline, KFed Jr’s boys can swim hard. And when they dive, they always hit the target. In Touch Weekly is reporting that Tori Spelling is pregnant and while In Touch is normally full of sh*t, Tori and Junior need the exposure. Full Story

A One Time Coat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2008 10:54:26 January 24, 2008 10:54:26

Not for everyone, hell no. You may think it’s ugly – and you certainly wouldn’t be alone – but as opposed to Blake’s Barbara Walter’s moment, at least there’s something campy arty going on. At least it’s fun. Lucy Liu’s pink and purple ensemble yesterday at Valentino in Paris, I mean. Full Story

Blake’s 2nd Strike

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2008 00:00:00 January 24, 2008 00:00:00

Blake Lively at the Valentino couture show in Paris wearing something even uglier than she did last week (here). Took one look and I saw my mother. Why is she dressing like a 60 year old? Not sweet. Full Story

The Ex Truce: One Night Only

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2008 09:09:00 January 24, 2008 09:09:00

There are many reasons to look forward to Oscar…but this year, even more intriguing. Because there is a party going on the night before – appropriately titled The Night Before party – setting up to be a clash of the exes. Seriously guaranteed to salivate your smutty juices. The party is hosted by some super triple diamond A list celebrities, most notably Jennifer Aniston AND Brad Pitt AND Angelina Jolie. Full Story