GMD Permed!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2007 00:00:00 November 7, 2007 00:00:00

All hail the Xenu! After much lobbying over the last few days, and much objection to the GMD’s pin straight hair, perm shots have surfaced showing the GMD with sweet waves! Check it out – first look at Tom in Valkryie, the film besieged with problems during shooting in Germany this past summer. Full Story

Demi’s New ‘Do

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2007 09:58:45 November 7, 2007 09:58:45

Demi Moore’s husband Ashton Kutcher stepped out last night at the Juicy Couture store opening in Beverly Hills showing off a much shorter ‘do… and a rather interesting cut. You likey? Me likey. Me likey Ashton clean-faced and handsome. Am also feeling his Pipsqueak ensemble. Also love how their noses are starting to match. Full Story

Country Bloat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2007 00:00:00 November 7, 2007 00:00:00

So Faith Hill lost her sh*t a few months ago when some skank started grabbin’ at Tim McGraw during a concert. Tim ain’t my thing but I can see why he’d inspire some serious horny especially in his tight jeans. Until now… Tim and Faith showed up arm in arm last night at the BMI Country Awards in Nashville and while she looks alright, he looks far from. Full Story

Keira Hates Rossum Too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2007 00:00:00 November 7, 2007 00:00:00

Can’t wait til Keira Knightley gets over her early 20s black angst. If only she could see how predictably textbook it is to walk around hating happiness and reading Camus. Keira on the cover of the new Elle Magazine admits she’s a “moody bastard”. Fair enough. But of course what gets her “moody” is the news. Full Story

Geriatric Sex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2007 00:00:00 November 7, 2007 00:00:00

Rosie O’Donnell and Roseanne Barr teamed up onstage last night at the New York Comedy Festival and both brought their bitches! I love mean Rosie. Mean crazy Rosie is even better. But it was Roesanne who had the best lines: On Catherine Zeta Jones:“No one wants to f*ck an old man, especially for four hours. Full Story

Chicken Fried Duran Duran

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2007 07:50:31 November 7, 2007 07:50:31

Duran Duran’s new song is called Falling Down. They’ve just shot the video – description below: “A woman dressed in a fur coat and fedora hat, is seen being dragged into a building by men in white coats. The brunette then kicks and screams in a small room, while medics try to calm her down. Full Story

Mandy, Matthew, and the Ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2007 00:00:00 November 7, 2007 00:00:00

Page Six is reporting that Matthew Perry (who???) is dating Mandy Moore. That the two were seen at dinner the other night holding hands and whispering and cute. Totally makes sense to me. Matthew is Wonder Bread on the outside and all kindsa dark and damaged on the inside. Full Story

Man Fight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2007 00:00:00 November 7, 2007 00:00:00

Hardly…but this is how men throw down in Hollywood. So George Clooney and his tarty little girlfriend Sarah Larsen are having dinner the other night in LA. That cheeseball Fabio (romance novel covers) was seated with a group of women at a table nearby. Fabio’s companions started taking photos of their own group, George the narcissist thought they were shooting him, so he asked them to stop and Fabio told him to chill, that his friends were merely snapping pics of themselves. Full Story

Workin’ It

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2007 06:24:17 November 7, 2007 06:24:17

Damn. Look at KatE Cruise workin’ that carpet. She is spectacular! Clearly lessons with Posh have paid off, only Katie, like all clever pupils, has managed to inject her own warmth and sass into Posh’s plastic pose. Even the Posh Bob looks better on the understudy. Bet your concrete tits Mrs Beckham is not happy about that. Full Story

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Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Dear Gossips,

We were married 6 years ago this week – longer than many, if not most, Hollywood marriages. To celebrate, he surprised me with a suite at the hotel where he proposed and where we held our wedding reception, dropping the dog off at grandma’s in the afternoon and then sweeping me away for a night of romance.

But smut never rests.

There’s Kid Rock just as we’re heading out for a walk. Accompanied by an overweight bodyguard who doesn’t look like he could do much damage to anyone and some other loser, Kid gave us a head nod with a “what’s up” before lifting his left arm and sniffing. Pure sex.

And then Pure Sex actually walked in. Of course… David Beckham. Yes David Beckham. In the hotel. He’s here for an exhibition match tomorrow (Wednesday) against the Vancouver Whitecaps. It’s turned into quite a big deal for locals – they’ve even adjusted the ferry schedule just to accommodate extra travellers coming and going for a glimpse at the Hotness.

So the Hotness is here. Which is why the air in this place is suddenly thick with lust. Girls at reception are giggling, catering staff peeking around corners, horny ass broads waiting outside the front doors hoping for some eye contact and infidelity.

Sigh.

Gossip never sleeps.

Tuesday – am online all day, unless I get stuck in an elevator with the Golden Balls…yes, yes, yes!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. To Serena who is finally home after a lengthy pilgrimage to India – Georgia missed you. Time to catch up!