Post Baby Salma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2008 07:11:51 January 18, 2008 07:11:51

Damn. Look who bounced back without looking skeletal like 10 minutes after baby? Check out Salma Hayek on the town. Wow. I’ve never looked this good and I’ve never had a baby either. Bitch. source Full Story

Chicken Fried Multiple Personalities?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2008 06:53:23 January 18, 2008 06:53:23

It’s the latest theory – that Britney speaks in a British accent when the “British Girl” has taken over her head, and switches to other variations when the crazy button gets triggered. According to insiders, she’s unable to remember what happened every time she changes personalities, so if she’s British Girl when she’s supposed to be in court and refuses, she won’t be able to account for it by the time she reverts to whatever “normal girl” happens to be. Full Story

GMD & Son at The Cut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2008 06:36:57 January 18, 2008 06:36:57

The GMD celebrated his son’s birthday last night by taking him to The Cut, where real men eat steak. As you can see, both Tom and Connor dressed for the occasion and appeared to be alone (no other photos as of press time) – the first sighting of Connor in ages. You’ll recall, just over a year ago, we were treated to regular weekly sightings of Connor and Isabella at Saturday soccer during Katie’s pregnancy and shortly thereafter. Full Story

The Pride of Canada Keeps Us Proud

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2008 06:32:06 January 18, 2008 06:32:06

Here she is, the pride of this great nation, once again illustrating why she deserves Canada’s affection and support. A quick recap, just to keep things straight: - Pam and Rick get married in October- Pam files for divorce in December on a Friday. By that Sunday she’s changed her mind. - Pam and Rick party hardcore, Pam is seen looking cranked leaving a Hollywood club- by New Year’s Pam is once again alone. Full Story

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Every day a new creepy Cruise video. Every day the GMD provides new laughs. It has been a great week so far indeed. But it has been a regular week in the life of Britney Spears. Last night she wore a short skirt and ripped fishnets, went shopping, then made Kitson open up at 2am for an after hours spree, all for the paps of course, with whom she conversed freely, smiling the entire time.

Remember that sense of entitlement? It’s alive and kicking and smeared with chicken fried grease. And definitely not sad smut.

Hopefully that’s the last of her for today. This is, after all, the week of Xenu. Praise Xenu!

Thursday, new posts all day, refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

A Beard at The Ivy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2008 14:07:58 January 17, 2008 14:07:58

John Stamos has grown out a big bushy writer’s strike beard and decided to show it off at The Ivy yesterday. Hirsute or not, he’s a fine looking man, non? Handsome, amazing hair, amazing hair. The male hair counterpart to Jennifer Aniston. Happy for him – he has a serious girlfriend now. Full Story

Sex & the Weak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2008 12:45:16 January 17, 2008 12:45:16

Didn’t think it was possible to be any more UNenthusiastic about the upcoming Sex & The City movie but then the poster came out and look at this sh*t. Sh*ttest, weakest, lamest. Or… Brilliant? Brilliant because this one image captures perfectly, exactly what is wrong with the Sex & The City Movie. Full Story

I see Demi! I see Rumey!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2008 00:00:00 January 17, 2008 00:00:00

Demi Moore on the cover of the new V Magazine- three different shots. Look closely at the one of Demi in the bikini… Finally! I see a glimpse of Rumey. Blink fast a few times and it’s there. She’s there. Very subtly, but she’s there. Now it goes without saying that Demi is a beautiful, beautiful woman. Full Story

My Kiki > Lilo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2008 10:39:32 January 17, 2008 10:39:32

Once upon a time, Lilo was the face of Miu Miu. The company quickly came to its senses and decided to start over. As you can see, my Kiki is a MUCH better choice. Check out the amazing new images from Kiki’s new Miu Miu campaign. She can vamp it up with the best of them ‘em, non? LOVE the makup, LOVE the yellow shoes, LOVE the sunglasses…and Must. Full Story

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The New & Improved Selma Blair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2008 10:21:54 January 17, 2008 10:21:54

Once upon a time, Selma Blair stopped eating – she was Nicole Richie before Nicole Richie. This year, Selma Blair quietly went to rehab. It apparently IS possible to go to rehab without fanfare. Almost 12 months later, and as you can see, Selma Blair looks amazing. Here she is last night at the Chanel Nuit de Diamants event in New York showing off a lean but healthy figure and one of the best short hair faces in the business. Full Story

He is The Saviour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2008 09:51:35 January 17, 2008 09:51:35

Sweet Xenu – the clips just keep on coming! More footage from that Scientology instructional video has been released and it gets freakier and funnier. And they keep using that dude’s voice!!! Two clips for your viewing pleasure. The first is a brilliant demonstration of Scientology fellatio – 5 minutes of blowing stardust (or ethics) up Tom Cruise’s ass, pretty much asserting that he saved America from the environmental effects of 9/11 and is single-handedly (with the help of the spirit of L Ron Hubbard) saving the education system. Full Story