Two Weeks!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 13:37:48 January 16, 2008 13:37:48

Over already!!! People Magazine  is reporting that after only 2 weeks of marriage, Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds are DONE! Apparently, he was the one who filed for the annulment. Annulment. Hm…Marriage never consummated? Reason is not known. Full Story

Shelfy Comes Home: the Countdown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 13:16:31 January 16, 2008 13:16:31

Favourite, favourite smutty story of the day!!! So Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has been in England ruining a new movie. Her Pippy boyfriend meanwhile is hanging back in LA – the other night he hit up Villa and arrived within minutes of Kate Hudson and left within minutes of her too! As you would expect, the rumour mongering is started to swell, especially since the two reportedly shared one night of naughtiness right after he split from Cammie D. Full Story

Vintage 1971 Re-Opened

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 13:06:30 January 16, 2008 13:06:30

Click away if you can’t stand it. I hate gloat, especially twice a day, smut is a first come first serve rule. Am sorry. I was the first to report exclusively on Monday that Ashley Olsen and Jared Leto hooked up at the Art of Elysium event last weekend. Full Story

Mad Money NASDAQ

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 00:00:00 January 16, 2008 00:00:00

Damn. They are givin’er on promoting this movie. Queen Latifah, Diane Keaton, and of course Katie Holmes were on hand today to ring the opening bell at the NASDAQ. Not a bed marketing move, actually. Of course the Queen and Diane are adorable. And Katie too. Sort of. Spacey yes. But adorable. Full Story

Robobride & Kate Moss???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 11:47:23 January 16, 2008 11:47:23

Did you know they were friends? Really??? Kate Moss is celebrating her 34th birthday and a gift arrived today from none other than KatE Cruise. In typical Cruise fashion, as in over the top, Katie’s gift was… a bed! Delivery order attached and also photo of Kate leaving her house with boyfriend Jamie Hince who is only marginally less revolting, marginally, than Pete Doherty. Full Story

Pink Posh for Marc

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 11:35:47 January 16, 2008 11:35:47

A new ad from the Marc Jacobs’ new campaign featuring Mrs Beckham. That thing on top of her head kills me. As does that bag. Want it. Need it. Fuschia! And brilliant marketing decision on his part. Who else would have given his brand so much play this year? Photo from Splashnewsonline.com Full Story

Xenu Spoofed!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 00:00:00 January 16, 2008 00:00:00

Am assuming you read yesterday’s post on GMD and his pro-Sci rant. Now a spoof video has hit YouTube and while it is not as frightening, it is equally as hilarious. Only without giving you chills. Especially the part with abut spaceships. Full Story

The Hair Keeps her Taupe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 09:56:44 January 16, 2008 09:56:44

Jennifer Garner last night at the National Board of Review Awards in a gorgeous dress showing off her Violet-toned arms and legs, feet tucked into a beautiful pair of shoes… and then that hair. Ugh that hair. Maybe it’s the bangs. Whatever it is, it looks like she’s heading to the library. Full Story

A Smutty Test the Nation!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 09:27:56 January 16, 2008 09:27:56

Shameless self promotion, click away if you can’t handle. So I keep saying I should study but also keep getting distracted! Which is why I’ll probably get my assed kicked on Test the Nation this coming Sunday, January 20th on CBC! I’ll be part of the Blogger Team, taking on the Cab Drivers, Chefs, Flight Crew, Backpackers and Celebrity Look-alikes. Full Story

Heartbreak is the New Blow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 09:15:55 January 16, 2008 09:15:55

Kate Bosworth is currently fronting an ad campaign for Calvin Klein Jeans and will be on the cover of the new issue of Vogue as part of a press push for her new film 21, co-starring the quiverating sex machine Jim Burgess. In the article, Kate addresses her break up with Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom and her shocking weight loss afterwards: Life and Love with Three Whiskers: Orlando and I met when we were kids. Full Story