Junior Hits Paydirt: Worst of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2007 10:46:33 December 14, 2007 10:46:33

Sweet suffering Xenu… KFed Jr knocked up Tori Spelling and we had to endure the debut of his bank account. One Rossum photo after another Rossum photo, but this one has to take the cheese. Look at them. Look at Tori all sweet and mothering and still ugly. And Junior holding his tiny child, trying to look contemplative and transformed. Full Story

Why Can’t I Just Bl*w You?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2007 00:00:00 December 14, 2007 00:00:00

Hollywood Ebola is currently spreading her disease wearing tacky head to toe animal in Germany promoting some cheap sh*t alcohol. Germans have welcomed her virus with open arms. They clearly underestimate the dangers. This is a bitch who can wipe out entire crops for a decade …don’t be surprised if they announce a contamination of German beer as soon as she leaves. Full Story

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Learning from Carrie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2007 09:36:56 December 14, 2007 09:36:56

Maybe Chace Crawford is perfect for Carrie Underwood after all. Rumour has it Carrie is a raging cow. Callous with her minions, inconsiderate of fans, and supposedly a jealous hag when she was dating Tony Romo. Looks like her bitch is rubbing off on Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford. Word is he pulled out his diva yesterday at a charity event at Toys R Us in NYC. Full Story

Rise of the Shelf Ass: Worst of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2007 08:55:55 December 14, 2007 08:55:55

A year ago today, Jessica Biel was nowhere near public recognition. As far as Jessicas are concerned, she fell way behind Alba and Simpson. But by this time last year, Jessica had been pimping her Shelf Ass super hard, making sure to always be seen outside her gym working out OUTSIDE or on the beach in a bikini with her dogs. Full Story

Smell Like EuroCheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2007 00:00:00 December 14, 2007 00:00:00

Two years ago, there was a Holiday Hoff Contest on this site asking readers to submit photos of celebrities inspired by David Hasselhoff’s cheese. The eventual winner nominated Antonio Banderas in these photos… as you can see, he is unquestionably channelling the Hoff. And with great success. Full Story

Money no Mystery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2007 07:57:23 December 14, 2007 07:57:23

This is Georgina Chapman last night headed to the Waverly Inn in NYC for a pre-wedding party. Her own pre-wedding party. Georgina is a former model, now the designer behind Marchesa. Which is ugly but not the point. The point is… look at her. She is gorgeous. And she is marrrying Harvey Weinstein. Full Story

Comfortable on the Carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2007 07:42:12 December 14, 2007 07:42:12

I remember seeing Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger at TIFF 2006 at the Holt Renfrew Burberry party. They had just started dating that summer, it was new and fresh and they took care to arrive separately, in separate cars 15 minutes apart, walking the carpet and the press line well clear of each other only to quickly reunite inside the party with their hands clasped the entire time. Full Story

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Nicolas Cage in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2007 00:00:00 December 14, 2007 00:00:00

For the premiere of National Treasure: Book of Secrets. Ugh. Why does he keep making the same sh*t movie over and over? Remember Leaving Las Vegas? Remember Adaptation? What happened to his drive? Isn’t he rich enough yet? Actually… maybe not. Surprisingly couldn’t find any photos of Nic with his mail order bride Alice who was all of 18 when they met while she was waiting on his table at a restaurant and got knocked up quicker than you can say landed immigrant. Full Story

Sparks Fly in Brooklyn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2007 00:00:00 December 14, 2007 00:00:00

In early November, Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams were spotted in Brooklyn having dinner. The two have known each other since co-starring in The United States of Leland and while there was no suggestion from the outing that it was anything more than 2 friends catching up, I wrote at the time that if sparks flew, I’d be all over it. Full Story