Chicken Fried British

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2008 07:38:50 January 14, 2008 07:38:50

Britney lost her sh*t during a pap swarm this weekend and started cussing out photographers, all while holding the hand of her boyfriend who was on the other side of it two weeks ago. Brilliant, non? What’s most amusing though is that she also gave the paps an earful of her new British accent. Full Story

Pip without Shelfy…and Soul Glo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2008 07:22:01 January 14, 2008 07:22:01

JT showed up at Villa at the weekend without his Shelf Ass who is said to be shooting a new movie in England. Wonder if his partying solo will make Shelfy insecure? No doubt she’ll be back in LA for a new convenient photo op as soon as she can. In the meantime, am all over Pip’s new straighter, flat to the head hairstyle. Full Story

Marion’s Double Gold

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2008 06:54:34 January 14, 2008 06:54:34

Big weekend for Marion Cotillard. First, the LA Film Critics named her Best Actress, then the Hollywood Foreign Press Association did the same in the Musical/Comedy category making an Oscar nomination a foregone conclusion. Apparently Marion’s win over Ellen Page was considered an upset. Not that Juno wasn’t incredible and not that Ellen isn’t super incredible…but really??? Was it really an upset? Has anyone seen La Vie en Rose? Oh wait. Full Story

Thoughts on the Globes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2008 06:45:50 January 14, 2008 06:45:50

A sign of things to come? The Hollywood Foreign Press spread the love last night, awarding top honours to Atonement but shutting the film out of acting and directing honours. No Country For Old Men, which had been gaining momentum up to this point, only managed a Best Supporting win for Javier Bardem. Full Story

Little Sci’s Big Monkey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2008 05:56:53 January 14, 2008 05:56:53

Oh my Xenu… I LOVE Little Sci! She’s the cutest, non? Here she is in New York all matchy matchy with her parents, in town as mom promotes Mad Money. Not sure what the GMD is doing with his handheld camera but of course he’s all like proud papa, both to his child and also to his wife, his two prized possessions. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston at work in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2008 05:48:32 January 14, 2008 05:48:32

Heads up Vancouver… if you’re interested in where and how Jennifer Aniston’s been spending time in your city, this is your checklist. Last week, I reported she dined at Cioppino’s and, for her dining options at least, she’s preferred to keep it in Yaletown. Jen hit up Goldfish the other night and also Brix. Full Story

Vintage 1971

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2008 05:45:59 January 14, 2008 05:45:59

What do Lance Armstrong and Jared Leto have in common? Both were born in 1971. And both may have tapped Ashley Olsen! Ashley and Lance, as you know, hooked up a few times in New York last fall just before Lance ran the marathon. This weekend at the Art of Elysium benefit, sources tell me exclusively Ashley made a beeline for Jared and worked it hard. Full Story

Look Who’s Hot Again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2008 05:41:39 January 14, 2008 05:41:39

Ben Affleck with Taupe and Violet are back in Cali after an extended stay in New York. Check out the family this weekend looking busy being a family. And check out Ben looking hotter than he has in a long, long time. Like almost Lopez-era hot. Yum. Ben of course is coming off a comeback year. Gone Baby Gone was a critical success and Amy Ryan’s performance, under Ben’s direction, is considered a lock for an Oscar nomination. Full Story

Chicken Fried Recyle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2008 05:39:17 January 14, 2008 05:39:17

Things are heating up with Adnan – apparently they’re inseparable. And perhaps the owner of a new Mercedes? Britney took him car shopping over the weekend… wearing the same short lacy dress she wore during her wedding reception and showing off a surprisingly nice back. Her choice of attire of course left everyone debating its intended meaning, sparking rumours about her future with Adnan: will she do the unthinkable and marry him hastily and convert to  Islam  Full Story

Friday, January 11, 2008

Dear Gossips,

The Shelf Ass has re-emerged. And she’s kicking off 2008 looking like… sh*t. Seriously, seriously awful. More on that later.

Browsing through the new issue of Us Weekly last night, reading through the Britney Time Bomb article but the best part was – guess what the other paps call Adnan? They refer to him as:

A-Fed!!!

Do you love it, or do you LOVE it?

Also today – see the Alba Bitch sneering at KatE.

Friday, blogging all day, don’t forget to refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Happy 24th Birthday Jessica! I hear it’s your first away from home. Wishing you the loveliest Saturday and all the best.

For Blair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2008 00:00:00 January 11, 2008 00:00:00

Some of you have written to argue that too much praise has been lavished on Blake Lively’s Serena van der Woodsen and not enough has been bestowed upon Leighton Meester’s Blair Waldorf. This is true. You are right. I am sorry. Both are incredible. Unlike Brenda and Kelly from the 90210 days, when Brenda was CLEARLY way more interesting than Kelly, Blair and Serena, Leighton and Blake, are equally amazing in different ways. Full Story