Amy Winehouse: officially sad smut

August 23, 2007 07:39:39 Posted at August 23, 2007 07:39:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Amy and Blake left rehab abruptly a few days ago as their scraps were apparently disrupting other patients…though lets be honest – does he really want her getting clean? Please. They were sighted last night. A few photos will be released in a matter of hours – I can’t publish though I have seen them and they are probably the most shocking yet. Full Story

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Only a matter of time, see? Kate Moss and Pete Doherty together again. Was there ever really any doubt?

As for Britney Spears – she stumbled around with chicken fried greasy fingers and dog poop at a photo shoot for OK Magazine, touching her self absentmindedly and babbling in baby talk but now she’s done something even crazier. More on that later.

Wednesday, online all day, refresh often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. JT and Shelf Ass left Toronto immediately after his show last night at the ACC hopping a private plane headed for NYC. She was once again his biggest fan during his performance – clapping and dancing furiously in full scale worship. I’m telling you – Stage Five Clinger.

Brady Daddy

August 22, 2007 16:30:24 Posted at August 22, 2007 16:30:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bridget Moynahan gave birth today to a baby boy in LA. Apparently Tom Brady was present for the delivery and was seen at the hospital with flowers. Very sweet. Would it be wrong to smugmonger and wonder about Gisele on this happy occasion? source Full Story

Justin Timberlake and The Love Guru

August 22, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 22, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LaineyGossip.com and eTalk exclusive! Have just heard exclusively from a solid source that Justin Timberlake has signed on to Mike Myer’s next film – The Love Guru – to start shooting this fall in Toronto. Pip is acting again! This time a comedy – definitely his strong side, if there is one where his acting is concerned. Full Story

No sh-t on the Midas Touch?

August 22, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 22, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I say it often – gossip is a buffet…What will you choose? A source close to Britney Spears is refuting today’s report in Page Six that JT and Timbaland were set to record with her when she bailed out last minute. They say Pip would have been too busy anyway and that contrary to speculation, Jive (her label) is confident in her comeback and although a “little nervous” for her VMAs performance because…well…because she’s crazy and also because no one has any idea what she’s planning, Jive totally believes her new album will be straight up sick when it finally comes out. Full Story

La Vie En Rose

August 22, 2007 15:34:14 Posted at August 22, 2007 15:34:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LaineyMovies – the 2nd review. We’ve conceived the design for the LaineyMovies and LaineyBooks pages, only people are on holiday, other tech upgrades had to be made first, blah blah blah. I’m hoping September. I’m sorry for sucking. Having said that, it doesn’t mean the content can’t be posted on the main page. Full Story

The Alba Player

August 22, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 22, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A flirtation in Vancouver, cuddling and kissing a Euro dude last week, now I’m hearing that Jessica Alba dashed back to LA this morning and is on the beach in the Palisades walking arm and arm with Cash Warren! Who was this mystery man? And how will she explain it? Alba Bitch is player. Full Story

How Much Longer?

August 22, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 22, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Megan Fox. They’re trying to make her out to be the next Angelina Jolie. Really? To me they all look the same - Clooney’s exes Krista Allen and Lisa Snowden, Megan Fox…I call them Blender Girls. Can’t tell them apart. But everyone saw her in Transformers, she has a crazy body, only 21, and currently shooting How to Lose Friends with Simon Pegg. Full Story

Crazy Runs Away

August 22, 2007 12:44:40 Posted at August 22, 2007 12:44:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Typical, non? Unable to confront her issues, Britney has fled the country. Local press in Belgium are reporting that she is there now, without her children who are at home with the ex. No one knows now exactly what her plans are but a restaurant owner claims she dropped in and used the loo. The woman in question was wearing a nasty ass wig and looked like sh-t. Full Story

Heels for Every Occasion

August 22, 2007 10:46:48 Posted at August 22, 2007 10:46:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham dropping Cruz off for day camp in – what else? – sky high stilettos. Apparently she can’t walk in flats anymore. No…seriously. Cruz is 2 and a half. And I can hear it now, though I have no opinion on the matter given I don’t have any of my own…but the sanctimonious criticism from the mommy crowd is already gaining momentum. Full Story

The Perfect Henry is a Perfect Man

August 22, 2007 10:10:00 Posted at August 22, 2007 10:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sorry…can’t stop griping. Christian Bale should totally play Henry in The Time Traveller’s Wife. Eric Bana, whatever. But here he is last night at the premiere of 3:10 to Yuka with his wife Sidi. And as picture perfect as they look here, they are even more so in person. Not for the cameras but behind them. Full Story