Baby Boobs!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 08:33:17 March 5, 2008 08:33:17

Angelina and Maddox in Austin yesterday where Hillary Clinton revived her presidential bid by winning both Texas and Ohio. Bitch is the new black! Amazingly enough, Angelina was not wearing black for a change. Pink for Angelina? Highly unsual. As you can see, the Second Coming has inflated Angie’s chest and restored the legendary beauty that’s been missing for many months. Full Story

Keanu & Parker?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 08:25:00 March 5, 2008 08:25:00

According to OK! Magazine the two were canoodling at the Chateau Marmont the other day – not exactly the worst couple ever. He’s eccentric, she’s eccentric, both of a certain age…it’s all good, although nowadays looking at Keanu makes me sad There’s a planet of hurt revolving around him. Full Story

Hirsute, Hypocrite, Not Hilarious

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 07:37:21 March 5, 2008 07:37:21

Adrian Grenier yesterday at Villa shooting A COMMERCIAL for American Eagle. Yes. A commercial. With Kim Kardashian for f*ck’s sake. So he’s selling out, which they all do, and pulling a douchebag prank with a postcard – implying that the paparazzi, and by extension the gossip public, should be doing something other than looking at his photos. Full Story

How to Dress for a Kid’s Birthday Party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 07:01:31 March 5, 2008 07:01:31

If you’re Posh, that is. Brooklyn turned 9 yesterday but dad was stuck overseas on a football tour so mom handled the party planning duties and threw a bash for 30 kids at Pink Taco, complete of course with kiddie swag bags – blue sport sacks filled with toys. Of course Victoria dressed for the occasion – appropriately. Full Story

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Even in Bad Lighting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 06:43:00 March 5, 2008 06:43:00

Demi Moore last night and very little make up with youngest daughter Tallulah leaving Joan’s on Third. As you can see, even in poor light, Demi at 45 is still more attractive than most. Including Lindsay Lohan who is 25 years younger. As for Tallulah – word is the famewhore gene skipped the middle child but is alive and well and kicking and ready to take on the others in young Lulah. Full Story

Mulder and Scully in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 05:18:00 March 5, 2008 05:18:00

Excited??? The new X Files movie has been shooting in Vancouver for weeks, tentatively scheduled for release later this year. Set is cloaked in secrecy, as you would expect. Exclusive thanks to Flynet: first images of Mulder and Scully locked in a tender moment. Full Story

March 5, 2008 – Smutty Shout-outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 05:15:42 March 5, 2008 05:15:42

To the original Bitch Face Teresa on her new arrival, daughter Brooklyn… congrats and great news from the Other Bitch Face! To dear Alfie who is recovering after surgery – best for a speedy recovery and Margaret can’t wait to see you back at work!  Full Story

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Dear Gossips,

NYC yesterday at Cosmopolitan’s Fun Fearless Male Awards – Dane Cook, Tony Romo, and John Mayer all on the list of seven Fun Fearless Males and at one time or another attached to Jessica Simpson. Whatever.

You know what’s worse? What’s worse is being named a “Fun Fearless Male” and getting an award for it. To me that kind of label sounds like a ball shrinker. Like the only logical dot dot dot at the end of Fun and Fearless would be Limp and Lame. At the very least they could use the word “Man”, non?

And why is Dane Cook still relevant? Are Fun Fearless Males supposed to look this bad in pants??? And are they supposed to have horrible hair? Because Tony Romo has horrible hair. Like hairplug hair. Not sweet.

Tuesday – am blogging all day, remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Oscar contest winner still has not claimed. You will forfeit in 5 days and there are many runners-up…

PPS. Beyonce and Rihanna did not complain about the Rolls in the wrong colour.

PPPS. Matthew McConaughey is not a primadonna boy bitch. Neither is Leonardo DiCaprio.

Paparazzi > Punk Ass Poseur

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2008 13:42:00 March 4, 2008 13:42:00

Avril Lavigne told Maxim that she hates the paparazzi: “THEY’RE all really gross old men. They come up to you and are like, ‘Avril, what did you do today?’ And I’m like, ‘Why the [bleep] would I talk to you? Eww’ ” Can you hear her saying it in her forever grade 10 voice? So punk ass poseur is all tough and tumble, says she’s not into getting papped… but consider this: - Avril’s tour isn’t selling like it was expected to. Full Story

Rihanna: lessons from Kate Hudson?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2008 13:12:57 March 4, 2008 13:12:57

Chris Brown loves Rihanna. So much that he apparently bought her an adorably cheesy necklace that she showed off during fashion week. RiRi was the toast of Paris and Chris tagged along too, having already travelled with her home to Barbados and the two have been spotted making out on several occasions even though she keeps denying they’re dating. Full Story