They Can’t Tell Us Apart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2008 13:57:00 May 13, 2008 13:57:00

Just in case you thought I was exaggerating when I told you about being mistaken for Tila Tequila by an ignorant dude who can’t tell his Asians apart… It’s not as uncommon as you might think. We fellow yellows can confound even the editors of a major US publication. His name is Rain. Full Story

A Glimpse of the Monster

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2008 09:59:54 May 13, 2008 09:59:54

When Dina Lohan signed on for her reality show, it was supposed to be about HER. Her life as a momager. Her relentless parental pimp. Her attempt to strike gold for a second time with Lindsay’s little sister. Needless to say, producers quickly realised that the child is much more interesting than the mother. Full Story

Taylor, Tami, and the Kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2008 08:52:36 May 13, 2008 08:52:36

At the NBC Universal Experience yesterday when the network presented its 2008/2009 offering, a few cast members from the best show on television, Friday Night Lights, showed up to celebrate Ben Silverman’s smart decision to bring it back for a third season. No, I won’t shut my ass about FNL. Full Story

Jim with a beard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2008 07:34:00 May 13, 2008 07:34:00

No likey. John Krasinski with a beard sucks. Please make it stop. As for what’s going on on The Office – I’ve had to watch the last 2 episodes with my hands over my eyes. Something is rotten in the state of Dunder Mifflin. Jim can’t become Michael. Which means he has to leave. Full Story

How Lilo Likes Her Makeup Sex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2008 05:08:22 May 13, 2008 05:08:22

Makeup sex is hot sex. Lesbian makeup sex is even hotter. Firecrotch lesbian makeup sex is the hottest. It was reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson got into a huge scrap the other night that left Lilo in tears, so distraught she had to be comforted by Lauren Conrad and Diana Ross’s son. Full Story

Looking Ravishing at Dior

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2008 05:05:33 May 13, 2008 05:05:33

Jennifer Lopez had her ass handed to her by Charlize Theron at the Dior Cruise Collection private event last night. Charlize of course is paid by Dior J’Adore and as you can see, it’s been a smart investment. The woman is flawless. An insufferable bitch, yes, but flawless nonetheless. Also attached – Charlize on the cover of the new issue of W gearing up for a whirlwind promotional tour for Hancock with Will Smith. Full Story

Looking Rough at Dior

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2008 05:02:29 May 13, 2008 05:02:29

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, yesterday in New York at the Christian Dior Cruise 2009 Collection private event. You’d think she of all people would be rocking a post-baby glow, non? Shockingly it’s been quite the opposite. Simply put, she looks like sh*t. The face is sh*t. Her hair is sh*t. Full Story

Mimi Loves the Frenzy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2008 05:00:08 May 13, 2008 05:00:08

She loves it. She can’t get enough of it. And look at the size of that f&cking ring! Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon went out for dinner in Beverly Hills last night and were greeted by a pap army upon leaving, all of them eager to grab a shot of our favourite newlyweds. But have you seen her wedding spread in People yet? It’s a MUST browse at the grocery. Full Story

Ashlee & Pete: Weekend Wedding?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2008 04:56:42 May 13, 2008 04:56:42

Us Weekly is reporting that friends and family of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have been asked to save the date this Saturday. Translation: Joe Simpson saw the hype that happened when Mariah married Nick and called up Janice Min to kiss her ass and offer her a golden nugget. Full Story

May 13, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2008 04:53:44 May 13, 2008 04:53:44

Happy 33rd Birthday Andree! How was Hamlet? Love that you love smut as much as you love Shakespeare! For my cousin Cat who completed her 3rd half marathon on Sunday and achieved her best time to date. Am so proud of you! Congratulations! Marcus would congratulate you too. Except that he’s too busy being lazy. Full Story