George Confirms for Brad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 29, 2008 10:58:27 February 29, 2008 10:58:27

Not that there needs to be any confirmation – you’ve seen Angelina’s bump, haven’t you? Still, the Pitts have yet to open their mouths and declare the Second Coming…but it turns on George Clooney did it for them on Oscar Sunday during an interview with Australian television. Full Story

Détente!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 29, 2008 10:29:51 February 29, 2008 10:29:51

Two bitches have buried the hatchet… for now. And for a good cause – can you believe it? Here are Kate Moss and Sienna Miller looking friendly than ever at the Cancer Research UK shop on Marylebone High Street during the Make Today Count Auction in London. You’ll note, Sienna has been accused of ripping off Kate’s style for years (absolutely) and the two scrapped at a party a few months ago when Kate became jealous of Sienna’s relationship with her long time pal Rhys Ifans. Full Story

It’s a Premiere!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 29, 2008 10:06:38 February 29, 2008 10:06:38

Seriously… someone needs to tell Kate Beckinsale. Someone needs to teach Kate Beckinsale. About the crime of overdressing, I mean. Because not every occasion demands a white bedazzled gown, especially not a small dinky movie premiere!!! Leicester Square is one thing. But this? At the Egyptian Theatre? When her husband is in jeans? This is overkill at its worst. Full Story

Her Boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 29, 2008 08:26:15 February 29, 2008 08:26:15

Can you imagine? Can you imagine calling Johnny Depp “my boyfriend”? F*ck! An interview with Vanessa Paradis a few weeks ago on style and fashion… Hate her! Love her! And she loves Feist! How I get dressed Singer and actress Vanessa Paradis, 35, on individual style, Johnny Depp and vintage Interview by Neil Norman Sunday February 10, 2008 The Observer I don"t think that much about fashion. Full Story

Censorship in Canada?!?!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 29, 2008 08:23:45 February 29, 2008 08:23:45

Am not in the habit of pontificating on this site. But since this has to do with film and television in Canada, it seems apropos. Won’t be a habit. Promise. We are a country that is told time and again – we must support our own. Even that worthless piece of sh*t Pamela Anderson. Because she’s Canadian. Full Story

Olsens in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 29, 2008 07:24:29 February 29, 2008 07:24:29

MK showed up solo at the Giambattista Valli show the other day looking fantastically ridiculous and was joined by Ashley at Chanel where no one could tell the two apart. The glasses, the get-ups, of course it’s all absurd. But it’s also kind of amazing. Come on… be honest… would you want your Olsens served up any other way? And they really do have the best style, non? Killer style. Full Story

Vintage Ghetto Stroke Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 29, 2008 06:57:44 February 29, 2008 06:57:44

Tara Reid hit up Villa last night – how on earth did she get in??? How on earth did she get in with that face? As you can see, Tara’s Stroke Face is droopier than ever. Doesn’t hurt that she’s been on a bender since well before Chinese New Year – from London to LA, this is the life when you can’t get work. Full Story

Brad’s Crew

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 29, 2008 06:22:53 February 29, 2008 06:22:53

Brad Pitt is shooting in Texas – obviously the role required a hair cut… thoughts? Don’t love it, don’t hate it, and he still looks hot. Especially those pants. See how those pants just hang? Pants hanging properly make up for not the greatest hair. I don’t care if Xenu blessed your coif… if you can’t wear the sh*t out of a pair of pants, the loins simply won’t quiver. Full Story

February 29, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 29, 2008 06:18:18 February 29, 2008 06:18:18

To Rebecca – hope your 21st birthday yesterday was amazing? Sorry for the belated wishes… and have the best time this weekend. To Meghan, Tomas, and Alison – celebrating your 1st anniversary of being smoke-free. I admire. Congratulations! Love and a big hug to Megan J from Victoria – thanks for introducing her to this blog! For Tara E – you are NOT my oldest reader! And I totally believe you… 40s DO rock. Full Story

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Am in Montreal to host the final Evening of Hot Experiences sponsored by Secret. Will probably end up sh*tfaced at the bar at the Opus tonight around midnight if you want to stop by?

How odd to wake up this morning with a hot case of Will Smith. LOVE Will Smith. Both Will and Jada. Together. They make even the GMD tolerable. Photos below and I dare you not to quiver and turn a blind eye to the beard buzz.

Thursday – all day posts, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Yes. Calista and Harrison.

PPS. Vin Diesel might be gay and broke - otherwise why would he be shooting Fast & Furious the fourth instalment??? – but he’s not the gay you’re looking for.

PPPS. Whitney Houston is not the crazy bitch who won"t let you look at her. Nor is it Erykah Badu. Or Jessica Simpson.

GMD & the Faire Pilot – en route to Toronto!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2008 14:03:00 February 28, 2008 14:03:00

The GMD and the Faire Pilot in Toronto at the same time??? Praise Thetan, ah-Xenu! March 1st in Toronto at the Clinton Giustra Sustainable Growth Initiative at the Westin Harbour Castle: a private, invite-only event to build awareness and inspire industry to begin “addressing poverty on a global scale”. Full Story