About the C Word

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2008 00:00:00 January 11, 2008 00:00:00

Keira Knightley says in this issue of Entertainment Weekly that the C-word – referring to female genitalia – is “not as big of a deal (in England) as it is in America.” Totally agree. In North America it’s arguably the worst word ever. But if you’ve seen Atonement, you probably came away from the experience with a newfound sensual appreciation for “C” that never existed before. Full Story

Trainwreck at the Superbowl?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2008 08:24:09 January 11, 2008 08:24:09

This HAS to happen. It HAS to. TV Guide columnist, the brilliant Michael Ausiello, is reporting that Paula Abdul will perform at the Superbowl. And that it will be LIVE. Apparently Paula cut a new song with fellow judge Randy Jackson and has been rehearsing a new video. Even though it’s been years since Paula’s been anything but a judge on American Idol, even though on American Idol she can barely string together a sentence, even though she’s loopy as sh*t… Paula Abdul, in front of millions and millions of people, on US television’s biggest night, will take the stage. Full Story

Marc Loves Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2008 07:51:42 January 11, 2008 07:51:42

More ads from the new series of Marc Jacobs ads featuring Victoria Beckham – cheeky and fun and more reason for you to worship her. Again and again, she is endlessly entertaining. As for conceiving the idea behind the campaign, Marc said he was aware what the initial reaction would be, and decided to play that up:“People will think it"s an odd choice for me to have made, and people will think it"s odd for (Victoria) to do. Full Story

Shelf Ass Goes Blonde

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2008 07:40:37 January 11, 2008 07:40:37

Not sweet. Not at all. Here’s Jessica Biel in London, reportedly starting work on a new film for which she appears to have gone blonde. As an ignorant Asian, I once enviously believed that all white people would look decent blonde. Clearly not the case. Jess better make sure her Shelf Ass is in tip top shape when Pippy comes to visit. Full Story

RoboBride & Alba Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2008 07:30:17 January 11, 2008 07:30:17

Perhaps there is something to all those rumours that Posh and Katie’s BFF-ship has cooled. Because it appears the pupil is no longer the pupil and KatE has elevated her style game. First at the Critics’ Choice Awards, then the other night on the Mad Money Carpet, and yesterday at a party – my favourite KatE of the week – in a black dress beautifully fitted but look at those killer booties! Look at that heel! Even the hair is starting to grow on me… And this is why Katie is the GMD’s #1 asset – beyond real estate, beyond bonds and stocks, his wife is the crown jewel on his unsteady throne. Full Story

Chicken Fried Date Night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2008 07:26:46 January 11, 2008 07:26:46

Britney was flanked by two swarthy beaus last night on the town: she and Adnan are now inseparable but their date last night was supervised by none other than Sam Lutfi… WTF? Still, she does look happy, non? Here are the lovebirds at some point in the evening smiling and giggling, not a care in the world. Full Story

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Why was I teary eyed at the end of gossip girl last night? I was teary eyed because girls rock. Because girl drama is the best drug. And this witers strike has to end!

No Golden Globes, no Office, no Gossip Girl! I need to see how B takes down the new queen. I need to watch her wreak havoc on the new order. I need to witness her reclaim her throne with S by her side!

Sigh.

I love Gossip Girl and I don’t feel dirty.

I do however feel dirty talking about Pam. Is Pam pregnant!?!? Why is skank is so fertile? Seriously. Pregnancy is the new toy dog. Bet your boob job Hollywood Ebola will be spawning soon too, especially after seeing how much publicity it generates – getting pregnant for the photo op. Only Ebola could sink so low.

Thursday, all day blogging, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. To Shannon O from Jenelle – congratulations on the baby! A girl named… ??? Let me know once you decide!

Bad, Better, and Missing Abbie Carmichael

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2008 16:22:04 January 10, 2008 16:22:04

Haven’t watched Law & Order since Angie Harmon left the show. Love Angie Harmon. Angie Harmon is flawless. And after all these years she looks exactly the same. Here she is today at the 7th Annual Diamond Fashion Show preview in Beverly Hills. Not so flawless? Debra Messing who, I’m sorry, just hasn’t made a good red carpet decision since having her baby. Full Story

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Trash Not Spawning…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2008 15:56:14 January 10, 2008 15:56:14

Breathe easy. Xenu is not torturing us with any more Pam progeny. In an interview tonight with E! Canada’s bimbo denies the recent reports: No more kids. No more kids. Of her pending divorce from Rick Salomon, she goes on to say: "I wish him the best. It"s a can of worms. Big, fat juicy worms, but worms. Full Story

She Makes My Life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2008 15:32:34 January 10, 2008 15:32:34

Best.Ad.Ever Who owns these legs? It’s a new ad for Marc Jacobs and only one set of concrete tits mayjah enough to do this – Victoria Beckham. LOVE her. She makes my life. Posh.Makes.My.Life! www.fashionweekdaily.com/  Full Story