Last time my Gwyneth looks this sh-tty she was pregnant…just saying. Love that she’ll go to Orso without a trace of makeup. But don’t love her Chef’s Costume (???) and those pants are cutting her off at the wrong place. As for the hair – you all hate the hair. I know. Full Story
A hot gay and a dog? How can you not quiver? TR Knight and Tom Ford… my dirty fantasy. Here’s TR on the cover of The Advocate discussing decision behind coming out, on the reaction, on the support, on how his life has and hasn’t changed. "I remember saying to someone when I got one of those "don"t do it" [comments] – I just remember hearing my voice being calm and saying, "No, it"s going happen. Full Story
More objectivity… So Katie Holmes is shooting Mad Money Louisiana. The GMD and Little Sci are with her, they spend time bonding when Katie is on set. Production took over a local museum the other day, Tom and Little Sci were exploring through some of the exhibits on their own and at one point, Little Sci noticed a friendly lady and before Tom could catch her, she shuffled off to make a new friend. Full Story
It’s an exact Chinese translation – and old Chinese saying, Man Wife Face Fortune refers to the resemblance in their faces, a sure sign that a couple is meant to be together. As you can see, Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have Man Wife Face Fortune – they look alike but not too incestuously alike and not in a weird way either. Full Story
Apologies for the crass - we talked about comparing sh-t to diarrhea the other day in relation to Paris Hilton…and I suppose the best analogy of that would be Denise Richards to Paris Hilton. Denise sh-t, Paris diarrhea. Both shameless famewhores with many things in common…although I suppose, if you really want to get technical, Paris has never had to work for a Hollywood Madame. Full Story
Want objectivity? Ok. Hermy used to be hated. In fact, since I haven’t pushed my Chinese ass to update the Gossip Guide – site redesign coming, will be updated soon…promise – I think she’s still on there under the Hate List originally written in 2005. Why? For her bad attitude, for the bad hygiene rumours, for the formerly mashed up face… Then of course Hermy Cam started smiling for the cameras and when attack mode was put away, Hermy Cam became Pretty Cam without a c*ck – Hermy put away. Full Story
What makes Brad Pitt Brad Pitt? It’s not only the looks, it’s a package, you know? Like the way he talks, as if there’s always something in his mouth… not in a gross way but in a way that suggests he’s trying to hide that there’s something in his mouth and is just so cool he can get away with it. Full Story
Am in Edmonton for the day – had the most amazing dinner last night at Sage at the River Cree Resort… and have to admit, nearly lost my sh-t seeing Patrick Swayze at the bar.
He’s in town shooting a movie and believe me, I was tempted…tempted to walk by and shout: Yo, Johnny! I see you in the next life! Or ask him to dirty grind on a sweaty dance floor after hours with the hotel staff.
Amazing how the 80s stay with you, non?
Will be on Help TV today for an interview with host Jenny Adams, click here for listings.
Thursday, blogging between travel, check back often for new posts and this week’s exclusive giveaway!
Yours in gossip,
One of my favourites from awards season – Guillermo del Toro is a genius. A fairy tale but a dark one…there is no pink and there are no princes but that’s the best part. Pan’s is so beautifully told and so hauntingly portrayed, unlike the light fare of others in the genre, this one will stay with you for a long, long time. Full Story
If only there were more Tina Feys in Hollywood…but then it wouldn’t be Hollywood, right? A stunning Tina Fey at the Time Magazine event the other night, earning and deserving a spot on the Time 100: - first female head writer on Saturday Night Live- one of the best anchors of Weekend Update- wrote the screenplay for Mean Girls…critically praised, described as an even “better version of Heathers”- is the creator, producer, writer, and star of 30 Rock, the season’s most acclaimed new sitcom And of course, one more reason to worship Tina Fey – you will recall it was Tina who openly called Paris Hilton a PIECE OF sh-t on Howard Stern last year. Full Story