Just weeks after their romance became public, Kate Hudson and Dax Shepard are doing nothing to hide what appears to be the quick pace of their relationship. A family holiday in Muskoka a couple of weeks ago, during which I hear Dax got on famously with Goldie and Kurt, and now joining her in Boston where she’s shooting a new movie, comfortably hanging with her boy Ryder – none of which Owen Wilson seemed capable of doing. Full Story
Ryan Phillippe is an all star. Let’s not forget his legendary philandering in cities across North America - at one point in Vancouver he was bedding three waitresses from the Cactus Club in Yaletown at the same time. With cheesy poetry via text message, Ryan scored dimwit after dimwit without consequence until his libido got the best of him and he hooked up with actress Abbie Cornish on the set of their movie. Full Story
Becks en route with the club to NYC. I mean look at the cut of that suit. Look how well he rocks the tapered trouser. And the shoes too. Compare it all to his teammate beside him. Compare the square toe to the pointed toe. My husband is a style loser – he refuses to go to the point. But as every gay man knows, as decreed by Tom Ford, the point is the only way to wear it right now. Full Story
Jude Law in Cornwall on holiday with his children frolicking on the beach and even though his polka tie neck tie isn’t making an appearance, it might as well be tied around his waist. I don’t care how hard he tries to grow that fur on his chest and pump up his arms, after that brief quiverational direction change in Cannes Full Story
It’s been ages but Jennifer Aniston has finally confirmed a new film project. And it’s a total departure from what she’s ever done before. Jen is starring in the film version of He’s Just Not That Into You. It’s a romantic comedy. She will look cute and pine for a man who doesn’t pine back only to find unlikely love later. Full Story
Both she and Blake spoke to the press yesterday downplaying reports of her overdose and addiction. All addicts are liars. Having said that, today at least, she seems to be back in rehab, although that piece of sh-t she’s married to keeps insisting it’s a “retreat”, making it sound as if recovery is a 2 week holiday. Full Story
Finally saw Bourne Ultimatum last night and rather enjoyed it though was most intrigued by the trailers. Not even end of August and already, Oscar season heavy hitters are starting to promo, including the highly anticipated American Gangster starring Oscar winners Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe, directed by Ridley Scott, and produced by Brian Grazer going head to head against Lions for Lambs in November.
Lions for Lambs is of course a United Artists production – the GMD’s new studio – with Robert Redford, Meryl Streep, and Tom Cruise as a crafty bloated senator who will to do whatever it takes to “sell a message” and coerce others around him to do the same.
Maybe he’ll finally win an Oscar for playing his gay self?
And mixed in with the prestige releases was the clip for some thriller called Death Sentence. Couldn’t be bothered to tell you the plot, all you need to know is Kevin Bacon runs around in a pair of tight jeans and a leather jacket with his head shaved shooting bad guys and protecting his family. Serious quiveration.
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My favourite porn after Pitt Porn. Or maybe even better than Pitt Porn…because it’s more readily available. No matter. The point is I love when David touches Victoria. I love believing naively that he wants her. I loved their dirty contrived spread in W Magazine and I love, love, love this new ad for Intimately Beckham – the couple’s signature fragrance. Full Story
As it goes with any theory, there are always exceptions. When it comes to my Celebrity Baby Theory, Cindy Crawford’s children obviously don’t apply. The Celebrity Baby Theory is as follows: Hot + hot = Ugly Hot + average = Fairly attractive Average + Average = Hot Horse face stars (SJP) + gay husbands = Cute Hot + Ugly = Ugly Average + Ugly = Uglier Ugly + Ugly = Donatella Versace Cindy Crawford is indisputably gorgeous. Full Story
Can you imagine? When the milk comes in, they’re supposed to get bigger! Over the last 3 years, at least one of my friends has been pregnant at any given time. Now I might not know about the pushing but I do know about the crazy tit growing afterwards and from the looks of it, Salma Hayek will need a trolly to transport them both. Full Story