Entourage + 1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2008 09:31:49 August 29, 2008 09:31:49

Season 5 premieres on HBO September 7th and in Canada on TMN and Movie Central the same evening. Many members of the media screened the first 2 episodes this week. Was fortunate enough to be included and while the show has been criticised recently for losing its edge during seasons 4 and 5, now that the writers’ strike is over, with the juices replenished, the boys are back. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2008 09:14:00 August 29, 2008 09:14:00

Porny farts roses (Dlisted)

I wouldn’t wear pants either if I had her legs (Hollywood Tuna)

Rossum S&M! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Please let this be true. Who’s taking orders from Tina Fey? (INO)

Cokehead understatement (Holy Moly UK)

Demi Moore squirts breast milk (Cele|bitchy)

What do Tori Spelling and Michael Lohan have in common? (The Blemish)

Big tits, healthy sign (IDLYITW)

Carb Face dresses like Joey Fatone (Pop Sugar)

Now he’s Christopher Nolan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2008 08:44:26 August 29, 2008 08:44:26

Or David Fincher. Pipsqueak the director. Pippy… please! Shut up and sing! Shut up and dance! But now he’s directing. A series of ads for William Rast – Justin Timberlake wrote and directed and composed the score for the vignettes, the first three of which have been posted to the William Rast website Full Story

Tour Bangs?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2008 08:15:56 August 29, 2008 08:15:56

Well this is new… The fringe, look at the fringe. Madonna at the airport in Berlin immediately following her show, going through security in a bathrobe and wearing what looks to be a new blunt set of bangs. Very severe, very not sweet. Actually makes her look like La Pequena Full Story

Going on 2 weeks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2008 07:59:01 August 29, 2008 07:59:01

Since Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty were last together. He’s rarely been seen back in LA while she went off for another holiday with friends before returning to London, where she was spotted yesterday wearing skinny jeans and big boots and today in her version of the boyfriend jeans that look so much better than Katie’s. Full Story

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Diddy, SamRo…Lilo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2008 07:26:17 August 29, 2008 07:26:17

Shameless self promotion. Click away if you don’t care. As you know, festival season begins in Toronto next Thursday September 4th and eTalk etalk.ctv.ca is all over it starting with the eTalk Festival Party on Friday, September 5th. It’s a live red carpet broadcast across Canada. We’re shutting down several blocks at Queen & John. Full Story

Dinner with the Upstager

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2008 07:09:53 August 29, 2008 07:09:53

You may assume looking at these photos of Victoria Beckham, dressed in a long black column, that she was just departing a gala. Perhaps a major awards show. A red carpet event. Negative. Posh was in Manchester last night, out for dinner with friends before an appearance today at Harvey Nicks to launch her new fragrance. Full Story

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August 29, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2008 06:46:00 August 29, 2008 06:46:00

Happy Birthday Taina from Alison! Thank you for supporting my smut since the early days! Happy Birthday Krista V! Enjoy your celebratory weekend in Vancouver reuniting with friends – Vancity misses the yoga diva and wishes you the best of luck in London! And for Francesca on your 50th – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Wishing you many afternoons and evenings with Rafa, but don’t tell Cat. Full Story

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Am loving the pomp and theatrics of the DNC, a worthy substitute to fill the aching void of Olympic obsession and help heal horrid horrid end of summer flu. And good timing too. Next week the Republicans have to compete with season premieres. John McCain or the return of Brenda Walsh?

Oh chill out.

I’m kidding.

OF COURSE politics is more important than Hollywood high school drama. Of course it is.

But you’ve seen the cover of the new Us Weekly, haven’t you? Brenda Walsh is everywhere! And she’s hating on Tori Spelling and that Junior piece of sh*t she married. Janice Min must still be mad at MangleFace for selling her baby pics to OK!

Bitches have long memories and we keep even longer grudges.

Thursday – posting throughout the day in between fever naps.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Friday Night Love Triangle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2008 13:49:42 August 28, 2008 13:49:42

Key to attracting more viewers? Ass. Hot ass. Hot girl ass. Hot man ass. New man ass. Meet Zach Roerig. Ausiello is reporting that Zach will come between Tyra and Landry, playing a character called Cash (Cash!!!) who’s some kind of rodeo dude. Full Story