Pacey vs the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2008 13:12:00 August 26, 2008 13:12:00

Last week I posted this article about Joshua Jackson and Katie Holmes both in New York working at the  same time on separate projects. For three years, KatE has been isolated from her past, alienated from the reality that defined before that fateful motorcycle ride with the Gay Midget Dwarf. Full Story

Nobody does it better…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2008 10:47:00 August 26, 2008 10:47:00

Brad Pitt arrived in Venice today – Burn After Reading is opening the festival tomorrow and Brad and George will also be attending a Darfur fundraiser tonight. As you can see, Brad brought his first 2 boys Maddox and Pax along for the trip, perhaps to lessen the load on mommy Angelina. That’s the practical, personal rationale for having his sons with him. Full Story

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Porny interior design

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2008 09:49:14 August 26, 2008 09:49:14

Tony Romo bought a new house in Dallas: over 5,000 sq ft, 5 bedrooms, a rec room , and a pool in a gated community with a golf course. Nice. Even better? The price! Only $700K! Why only? Because here in Vancouver, where real estate is becoming criminal, $700K MIGHT be able to buy you a 2 bedroom townhouse on the west side – 1,200 sq ft MAX with no outdoor space. Full Story

Boys roll too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2008 09:31:05 August 26, 2008 09:31:05

Adrian Grenier in New York – as you can see, the boyfriend jeans and the rolled cuffs have crossed gender style lines. You likey? Me no likey. They’re not falling right. They’re too new. And here’s the thing that bothers me about Adrian Grenier, aesthetically speaking. It’s the way he walks. Full Story

What doesn’t belong?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2008 07:32:44 August 26, 2008 07:32:44

Noel Coward’s Easy Virtue is being adapted into a major motion picture. First stills from the movie have been released and posted by Cinempire. Colin Firth, Kristin Scott Thomas, Ben Barnes… And an odd ass out. Full Story

It’s fun, no?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2008 07:16:36 August 26, 2008 07:16:36

A new interview with the incomparable Karl Lagerfeld. I would give up Michael Phelps for 24 hours in the presence of Karl Lagerfeld. No doubt. It’s a long read, click here for the article, but if you stick through it, you will be rewarded with nuggets like these:“They sent a private jet. Full Story

The New Old Move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2008 06:58:33 August 26, 2008 06:58:33

This is Jennifer Aniston – seen yesterday out and about in Beverly Hills, photographers reporting that her mood seem to vacillate from near tears to happy smiles in a matter of seconds. Indeed, it’s been a rough couple of weeks for everyone’s favourite Friend. It’s the public humiliation from the aftermath of the John Mayer saga, it’s the fact that yet another one of her publicity strategies has backfired, it’s that her media team is now scrambling, unable to decide on the next move, a move made even more difficult considering the most recent moves have been scrutinised and analysed and said to be lacking. Full Story

Chicken Fried No VMA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2008 06:35:15 August 26, 2008 06:35:15

Larry Rudolph confirmed it yesterday – Britney will NOT be performing at the VMAs. Boo. But performing is one thing, appearing is another entirely. Am told there is still a chance for that and why not? Can’t say it enough or more enthusiastically: Brit is looking better and better. SO much better. Full Story

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August 26, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2008 06:28:01 August 26, 2008 06:28:01

For Shar C: Chin up Shar! May all the juicy smut get you through this next week! Can't wait to party with Keith, Jimmy and those Newfie Boys this weekend! Love from your sister Tricia C! To Ritchie P – good luck this week! Am expecting you to keep up. No online access to smut is NOT an acceptable excuse. Full Story

Monday, August 25, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Am suffering from Olympic withdrawal.

For two weeks, my husband and I leered together at the television every night. Me – swimming. Him – every event featuring scantily clad female athletes with the exception of the Chinese gymnastics team and their merry band of 5 year old leapers.

Final edition of the Olympic Freebie Five – new entries: Canadian bronze medallist Priscilla Lopes-Schliep with the gorgeous skin and the killer abs. And the tenacious Simon Whitfield who dug deep to bring home silver. Love.

At the very top though, dethroning my boyfriend Michael and even Usain Bolt, who else could it be but Matthew Mitcham – achieving the impossible by defeating the Chinese. Don’t think my main ‘mo Darren has been able to drag himself out of bed since Matthew tucked and piked his way to gold. His gay parts are probably still aching.

Can you blame him? Matthew Mitcham is a bonafide flaming quiver. For more of Matthew Mitcham click here.

And now we wait four years for London 2012. David Beckham represented London 2012, reminding me that he’s been neglected for much too long. For half the summer, in fact, in favour of The Dark Knight and Michael Phelps.

That ends tomorrow. Tomorrow the Freebie Five will be restored. Becks will return to his rightful place at the top. He is helping me with my Phelps fixation.

Monday – am blogging all day. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Vanessa Hudgens performed last night at the PNE in Vancouver and apparently the audience could barely hear her weak little warble. Sass Jordan played a show at the PNE in Vancouver Friday night and rocked the house hard. That’s all.