Oh, I mean KatE. No eee. Just Kate. Née Holmes. Now RoboBride to GMD, under fire from Janice Min and Us Weekly and all gossips everywhere for being just that: a wife on automatic, controlled by her husband. And so the friends and supporters are lining up in her defense, most vocal of the lot has been Jada Pinkett Smith who, of course, has given an exclusive interview to – who else? - People Magazine, extensively extolling “Kate’s” virtues, repeating the KatE distinction over and over again, and emphasising what she calls Katie’s QUIET POWER, Katie’s QUITE THUNDER. Full Story
Brad Pitt in Prague while Angie shoots Wanted, spending time with his youngest. Damn - look at the lighting in these “candid” paparazzi shots. Amazing init? Even the most militant members of the MiniVan Majority will be hard-pressed not to quiver over these ones…and why not? Brad Pitt is classic Hotness. Full Story
Brad and Angie fight back with photos – obviously not breaking up but still workin’ the media, see?
And on a smut-free tangent for a sec... my first birdie yesterday! Made 2 on a par 3 chipping in from 30 feet, best feeling ever. Headed home today after a short holiday this week, posting all morning until we have to leave later in the day, sorry if it ends up a little light.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Five alarm panic for the McGoslings – Ryan Gosling dared to go to Miami with his boys…which must be the ultimate betrayal, right? Because anyone who goes to Miami, a party city, is a cheating horndog, right? And therefore Ryan Gosling is a cad? And therefore he is single?
Even though it is possible to be together without being photographed, even though privacy is actually possible for celebrities who want it bad enough, even though 2 weeks ago they escaped unnoticed, still the panicked, accusatory emails are flooding my inbox - serious serious dementia. But also the perfect illustration of why they’d encourage the split rumours anyway. Because who wants to deal with this level of lunacy and the impossible weight of McGosling expectation? I’m done.
PPS. My love and affection and hugs to new mother Emily A – I know what you’re doing when you’re nursing…and I approve!
Lucy Liu at a premiere this week rockin’ the wonky, same eye as mine. Though my wonky eye has an added attribute – it wanders as well as it wonks, so not only is it a tad smaller, it also kinda slides to the inside when I’m talking to you. But still…a huge honour to share the wonk with Lucy. Full Story
Definitely not cocaine… no no, not Kate Moss. Here she is with white powder all over her legs last night – totally exaggerated of course by the gossip media. Which brings to mind all those other reports – the ones from a few months ago, when she was signing so many new modeling contracts, in the UK tabloids about her pleading with Pete Doherty get clean and doing what she could to make it happen. Full Story
Sigh. He is soooooooo hot on top. So.Hot. Have a look – particularly the side by side photo of him talking to that woman – looks great in a tee shirt, the way his shoulder is pushed forward boyishly, a toned tricep peeking out … Jake Gyllenhaal is gorgeous. But the pants…the pants are killing me. Full Story
The Los Angeles City Attorney is my new boyfriend. And if he is successful in this case, I swear he’ll sit atop the Freebie Five for a month. Paris Hilton is scheduled in court tomorrow. If you recall, she was pulled over, she blew the minimum on a breathalyser, they suspended her license and then she was stopped two more times for driving without permission. Full Story
Total gorgessity – Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen, no longer a model for Victoria’s Secret, taunting the minions with their genetic perfection. Have to admit though – love them together. Because on the most shallow, superficial level they just look right together. Means nothing in the long run, I know. Full Story
There’s a new book coming out - "Billion-Dollar Kiss: The Kiss that Saved "Dawson"s Creek" and Other Adventures in TV Writing" by Jeffrey Stepakoff with an insider view of what it’s like to write for prime time television including a little show called Dawson’s Creek. DC was of course the crown jewel of the WB, at the time under the purview of John Litvack, an executive with the network who apparently wasn’t a big fan of Michelle Williams. Full Story
Madonna, Guy, Lola, and Rocco on their bikes in London the other day, spending some quality family time in the sun. Another couple not breaking up in spite of tabloid insistence that these two are rowing every day, are on the verge of a split. Needless to say, a split is not imminent. After all, what’s an adoption compared to a few bruises? As for Madonna’s collaboration with Justin Timberlake – rumour has it she was impressed and now trying to order him into some kind of one off performance together. Full Story
Kicking off the Fantastic Four promotional tour in Australia, Jessica Alba chose frigid prude during interviews in the afternoon and then her true potential on the carpet later on at the premiere. Bitch keeps whining about not wanting to be known for her body which is why she tries so hard to tone it down on the sexy wardrobe. Full Story