One-Eyed Junior

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2007 12:25:53 October 25, 2007 12:25:53

Check out KFed Junior with his wife and his bank account baby all dressed up and terrorising the D-List last night en route to a party. As you can see, Junior is thrilled to see a camera and is probably even more jacked that the photo was posted on Full Story

Another Idiot Behind the Wheel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2007 10:42:44 October 25, 2007 10:42:44

Another idiot behind the wheel – and the third Lost cast member to drive drunk … WTF??? Daniel Dae Kim was arrested in Honolulu this morning after attempting to kill people with his car after using alcohol. No comment so far, which is smart. Keep your mouth shut unless it’s to say sorry over and over again, then plead guilty, pay your dues, and bust your ass on community service. Full Story

Gerry Thursday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2007 10:03:17 October 25, 2007 10:03:17

Not my type – too thick, too cover-of-a-romance-novel, and did not enjoy 300 – but judging from some of your emails, he is very much yours. So here’s Gerard Butler yesterday in LA at the 17th Environmental Media Awards. Gerry’s upcoming film PS I Love you with Hilary Swank will be released December 21 – pegged to be the must-see teargusher of the holiday season. Full Story

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Family Pitt Gorgessity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2007 09:35:56 October 25, 2007 09:35:56

They are without equal – Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie photographed by Mario Testino in a book of images by the photographer called Let Me In! Testino’s talent and reputation have afforded him access to the most guarded of celebrities and as you can see, even the Pitts were comfortable enough to allow him to shoot them at their most intimate behind closed doors. Full Story

Tranny on her Way

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2007 08:57:38 October 25, 2007 08:57:38

Jessica Simpson has reunited with her Main Mo Ken Paves – last night at the Frederick’s of Hollywood fashion show – and this can only mean one thing: Return of the Tran. Slowly but surely…even, though she didn’t look quite so man, indeed she’s looked a hell of a lot worse… the unmistakable signs are there: the clothes are suddenly tighter, the legs are stockier, the hair is hooker, and her face is starting to take on the grotesque proportions usually seen on a drag queen. Full Story

Gwynnie & the babes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2007 08:32:41 October 25, 2007 08:32:41

Gwyneth has her children with her Spain while shooting her foodie reality show. As you can see, Moses is a big boy – already a year and a half! You will note, both Apple and Moses, still so young and yet already Gwyneth has taught them her trademark expression of condescension. These are important lessons indeed. Full Story

Awkward and Awkward

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2007 07:55:35 October 25, 2007 07:55:35

Have you ever seen two people more uncomfortable on a red carpet? Check out Emile Hirsch and Sean Penn last night in Rome at the premiere of Into the Wild, almost as if they they’re were literally plucked from rural Alaska and tossed into tuxedos to prove their points: yes, Hollywood sucks, the Wilderness Rocks. Full Story

Keep Scrolling!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2007 07:40:47 October 25, 2007 07:40:47

Full list of Sexiest Man Alive candidates and their odds below... scroll down and click on view more articles!!!!  Full Story

Handicapping People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2007 07:16:29 October 25, 2007 07:16:29

It’s that time of year again. In November, People Magazine will announce its annual Sexiest Man Alive. Am currently batting .500 – scored two months in advance with Johnny Depp four years ago, was screwed by dandy pansy Jude Law (WTF??) the year after that, predicted Matthew McConaughey six weeks early in 2005, and then my dark horse Matt Damon fell to George Clooney in 2006. Full Story

Patrick Dempsey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2007 07:18:17 October 25, 2007 07:18:17

Arguments for: - Shonda Rhimes has created in Derek Shepherd the MiniVan Majority’s Perfect Man: he is a doctor, he has great hair, he is soft spoken, he adores a loser like Meredith and gives sensitive speeches inside elevators, and of course he is handsome.- in real life he is happily married (reportedly) and a doting father to three children, two of them twins. Full Story

Hugh Laurie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2007 07:20:23 October 25, 2007 07:20:23

Arguments for:- top show on television…popularity talks- bucks convention, is true to himself, and because of it, extremely popular - great sense of humour, wicked award show moments- sexy accent and hidden on his hit show- married, devoted, no scandal- multiple awards: chicks love winners Arguments against:- he’s a tv actor, see Patrick Dempsey- bucks convention, is true to himself, and because of it, refuses to kiss minivan and media ass- the accent…he’s not American. Full Story