Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2008 08:31:00 October 14, 2008 08:31:00

Beyonce’s SICK body (Dlisted)

Mila > Bilson. Because she ain’t no thief! (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Aniston’s WORST defeat: losing to Shanna Moakler!?!?! Oh shame! (Just Jared)

Tom and GiGi’s baby weekend (Pop Sugar)

Not quite ghetto…but close (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jordan vs Filthy Scab! (Holy Moly)

Where the GMD is forcing Katie to spend New Year’s (INO)

Another child star bitch (Cele|bitchy)

Seacrest covets a clutch (Candy Kirby)

Britney banned, crazy fans freak out (IDLYITW)

Madge & the MotherChucker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2008 08:16:42 October 14, 2008 08:16:42

Yesterday’s Gossip Girl should have been called the Cleavage Episode. Boobs everywhere! And Chuck in those ridiculous pants with green socks! Love. This is my shamef*cker motherchucker at the Filth & Wisdom premiere last night with his nasty ass turned out feet that always fill me with a bewildering mixture of disgust and longing. Full Story

Another airport classic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2008 07:14:38 October 14, 2008 07:14:38

Victoria Beckham at Heathrow the other day trying to be Audrey Hepburn What? Doesn’t everyone wear a fitted sheath with a high white collar and 5 inch heels after a long flight? You mean you don’t? Ever wonder how disappointed she’d be if she got off a plane only to find no paps greeting her on the other side? To go to all that effort, starve herself for 9 hours from LA to London, for no f&cking reason and, worse still, no f&cking audience? Please. Full Story

Desperate goes back for more

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2008 07:08:51 October 14, 2008 07:08:51

Dear Jennifer Aniston: Are you Jessica Simpson??? I know the source is suspect but they claim to have eyewitnesses and were able to nail down the logistics pretty tight… so far, it seems legit. And considering we’re discussing Jennifer Aniston, something this desperate and pathetic is entirely possible. Full Story

Lilo’s rejection weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2008 07:00:13 October 14, 2008 07:00:13

Was a busy day for Lindsay Lohan on Monday. First she promoted her line of leggings (modelling a pair with ladders all over them) at Henri Bendel – no Sam in sight. Rumours are swirling that things are not well. Rumours are also swirling that they’re engaged. Probably because we don’t care anymore. Full Story

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Summoned by Her Madgesty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2008 06:48:25 October 14, 2008 06:48:25

It was a star studded carpet last night for Filth & Wisdom as all tried to gain Her Madgesty’s favour. Including Lindsay Lohan. Especially Lindsay Lohan. That’s coming up. Also Chace Crawford and the panty exploding piece of shamef&cking hotness known as Chuck Bass. Later. For now…others paying their respects at court: The beautiful Brooke Shields who, at 2 years older, still looks 10 years YOUNGER than Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman. Full Story

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Lovey Dovey Weekend Getaway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2008 06:36:18 October 14, 2008 06:36:18

Ryan had the kids, so Reese dashed over to London to see her Jakey – here they are hand in hand, clearly delighted to be together for a few short days. Reese is already back in LA but I’m told she’s actually in the UK more often than we know. As I reported a couple of weeks ago, after one of the bottom feeding raggers reported that they’d split, Reese and Jake see each other when they can. Full Story

October 14, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2008 06:32:03 October 14, 2008 06:32:03

Happy 39th Birthday Salima D! John says in another life we were sisters. Would LOVE another smutty relative! Sending you best wishes for an amazing year! Congratulations Jennifer P on the birth of beautiful Ella Scarlet on October 11 with love from Great Aunt Barb! Happy B-Day to Kaitlin, Ainsley and Morgan - my Calgary girls. Full Story

Monday, October 13, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Britney’s Womaniser video was released Friday… thoughts?

Mine are below.

Today is Thanksgiving in Canada. I’m thankful for your support of this site! Please know how I appreciate your visits. And Degrassi’s Stacey Farber gave thanks for her good fortune by giving back. This is Stacey on Thursday promoting Canada Post’s booklet of fundraiser stamps in support of the Canada Post Foundation for Mental Health. The stamp is available until the end of the year and the goal is to raise one million dollars. Mental illness affects one in five Canadians directly but no one ever talks about it.

Wishing you and yours a Happy Thanksgiving.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Thankful for Botox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2008 12:56:00 October 13, 2008 12:56:00

That would be Granny Freeze, Nicole Kidman. What would her life be without it? Never mind her life… what would her FACE be without it? Sharon Osbourne would like to know… Sharon has had every procedure known to plastics. And she was on Chelsea Handler’s show recently calling out Gran and every other twat in Hollywood for not being as forthcoming: “Oh my God! Those liars! I hate them! Those bitches! 'They are like, "I didn't do anything. Full Story

Thankful for Friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2008 10:58:04 October 13, 2008 10:58:04

Real girls don’t let girls go out looking stupid. Or twatty. Or porny. And certainly not all of the above. So it goes without saying, this Thanksgiving, I’m thankful for my girls. Because while I may go out looking like a raging f&cking bitch every day, my girls would never let me go out looking like my legs belong permanently in the air with my mouth wrapped around a cock. Full Story

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