June 3, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2008 05:33:56 June 3, 2008 05:33:56

Dear Krista McGrath, I hear you’re coming home today to a brand new gift. A gift you and I can share together? My arm is totally inconsequential compared to what you’ve endured. Please know I am sending you the best thoughts and well wishes for a quick recovery, hopefully made easier by some very satisfying summer smut. Full Story

Monday, June 2, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Well… I didn’t hate it. But I didn’t love it either. Did you see it? Were you out with Carrie and the girls this weekend? Chances are you were. I went with my Main Gay Darren. We loved her studded belt. And the chemistry between the girls. We giggled at the way Charlotte said: but we’re in Mexico. Jason Lewis is f&cking hot. But the amount of makeup Chris Noth was wearing frightened us. I replied to emails on my blackberry three times because it was too bloody long. And either give the mute Chinese baby something to say or do or don’t include her bloody in the scene!

By the way - where the hell was the 5th lady New York City?

Would love to hear your thoughts. Please do share.

As for Darren and I… we must be two old bitches. Because we were more excited about the Mamma Mia trailer than the actual movie. Can’t wait!

Darren and I are also the annoying assholes sitting in front of you who won’t shut up. But only during the previews. Especially during the previews for Baz Lurhmann’s Australia, starring Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman.

Have you had the pleasure? If no, click here.

We played the funnest game ever: Does Her Face Move?

After nearly 45 seconds, during which Granny Nic appeared on screen every other shot, we remarked with delight that it remained frozen. Not even a muscle twitch. But at one point Darren made a momentous discovery. He leaned over and observed wryly:

She blinked.

Of course I lost my sh*t. And more sh*t went missing when Darren followed up by noting that Hugh Jackman was “down-acting” to deflect her handicap, as in intentionally muffling his talent so as to make up for the fact that hers has been immobilised by Botox.

Seriously, you must have a look. It will make your life. And Hugh Jackman really is a dreamboat.

MTV Movie Awards went down Sunday night. Many photos to follow. But it all boils down to this: Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp Forever.

Also the guest list from the GMD’s house party. Oprah and the Scientologists and all turned up. The GMD has powerful friends.  It’s Monday – am in Toronto for a two day blast on assignment for eTalk at the CTV Upfronts. Will be blogging all day between shoots. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Clint Eastwood Hates Granny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 11:29:00 June 2, 2008 11:29:00

Well… we can assume he does. Clint Eastwood is nothing if not a pragmatist. An old school dude who’ll get down with some new school moves if it means his movies do well. So Clint is not above the campaign. Not at all. Right now, he’s campaigning for The Exchange (new title formerly The Changeling), his latest directorial effort starring Angelina Jolie that premiered to positive reviews at Cannes, especially for Angie. Full Story

JJ vs The Wonder Twins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 11:15:06 June 2, 2008 11:15:06

Remember when Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn first started dating while they were shooting the Break Up? They were on set in Chicago. Staying at at hotel and somehow paparazzi ended up taking photographs of the 2 kissing and cuddling on a balcony. A private balcony at an exclusive hotel supposedly inaccessible because she wanted to keep her relationship under wrap. Full Story

Puff Cammie?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 10:27:00 June 2, 2008 10:27:00

Not content to let Kate Hudson hold the Manslinger title, Cameron Diaz appears to be throwing down some game of her own. At least if you believe the NY Daily News. And her current paramour? None other than P Diddy Sean Combs. Full Story

Gay Midget Dork in the Middle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 07:00:00 June 2, 2008 07:00:00

Of course they had to. Of course they had to pose with SJP. SJP just won the box office. And you know how the GMD loves to grow himself onto anything and anyone mildly successful. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes did not walk the carpet last night but tried to pimp their fraud love backstage and also loitered about, freakin’ people out with their crazy eyes, giving people chills with their weird intense stares. Full Story

MTV RDJ

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 06:54:40 June 2, 2008 06:54:40

Whatever Mike Myers. Right??? Two hours of RDJ would have been so much better. Check him out, hamming it up with Jack Black and Ben Stiller and then later on in the press room after collecting his award. And what a year it’s been so far. One huge movie, another anticipated… Tropic Thunder opens in August and is expected to do big business. Full Story

MTV SJP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 06:47:15 June 2, 2008 06:47:15

Sex & the City did a killer a box office this weekend, exceeding early projections. As one of the producers, SJP is on top of the world. And they are already talking sequel. Sigh. Duana saw it last night and called it dress porn. Indeed, the fashion made you horny. For me, as previously mentioned, it was that studded belt. Full Story

MTV Best Dressed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 06:43:21 June 2, 2008 06:43:21

The incomparable Charlize Theron. She’s a f&cking bitch but when she’s on, she is on. And she’s incomparable on the carpet. Last night was no exception. The corset is cool. The pants are cool. Love that she went for it at MTV, where you’re allowed to go for it more than anywhere else. Full Story

MTV Angles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 06:38:06 June 2, 2008 06:38:06

Be nice to my Rumey! She did the best she could! It doesn’t get any better than this for Rumer Willis. And I’m telling you… in person it’s really actually kinda cute. Those who’ve seen her in Winnipeg would agree. Rumey’s been shooting a straight to dvd movie there and by all accounts, she works hard, she’s professional, she’s kind to the crew, she trying her best, and she is not unattractive…especially in the right light, with the right angles. Full Story