Dots and Lemons

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2007 11:28:46 December 6, 2007 11:28:46

Renee Zellweger showed up at the Bee Movie premiere in London tonight looking her usual: lemon puckered and painfully skinned. She also chose dots and a short dress covered by a long skirt. You likey? Me no likey. Photos from Wenn  Full Story

GQ FNL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2007 11:00:34 December 6, 2007 11:00:34

Minka Kelly at the GQ event last night. How amazing is Lyla Garrity this season? Can’t get enough of her Jesus love, baby. And John Mayer apparently hasn’t had enough to Minka Kelly – they were spotted in New York together earlier this week and courtside at a basketball game last week, even though he was also reportedly making out with Cameron Diaz in between. Full Story

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Harry Potter Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2007 09:56:51 December 6, 2007 09:56:51

If you are a true Potter fan, You.Will.Love.This. Please read carefully. December 11th is the official North American release date of the Harry Potter and The Order Of The Phoenix DVD. I have FOUR copies of the 2 disc special edition to give away which includes a bonus digital copy of the film. Each winner will also receive a copy of December Boys starring Daniel Radcliffe also due out on DVD December 11th. Full Story

Depp TV

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2007 09:32:05 December 6, 2007 09:32:05

Johnny showed up last night in LA for a screening of Sweeney Todd and has even been making the TV rounds in support of the film…which by all accounts is brilliant and bloody and wickedly entertaining and also wickedly disturbing. Perfect. But look at him. Is he sexiest bitch ever, or what? And of course he’s even sexier when he moves. Full Story

GQ Quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2007 09:02:29 December 6, 2007 09:02:29

Here’s what was available last night to half girl/half woman Hayden Panettiere at the GQ event. First her co-star Milo Ventimiglia, with whom she says it’s strictly platonic, looking like a waiter, albeit a hot one, wearing a jacket an inch or two too long and dress shoes from 10 years ago. Full Story

They Hate Heigl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2007 00:00:00 December 6, 2007 00:00:00

At the GQ Men of the Year event last night – the new Hollywood power players Judd Apatow, Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, and Paul Rudd standing up for unconventional looking men making power play moves in showbiz…do you love it, or do you LOVE it? And do they hate Heigl? Remember, she labeled Knocked Up as misogynistic Full Story

Ugly for the Money

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2007 08:19:26 December 6, 2007 08:19:26

Mischa Barton has resurfaced in New York, showing up looking lovely but for her feet at Keds event last night. Mischa is their spokesmodel and as you can see, she has been made to suffer for the job. Love the makeup and the hair, love the dress and the coat, but those shoes… not even Kate Moss could make that sh*t work. Full Story

Sarah Still Kept

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2007 08:10:52 December 6, 2007 08:10:52

From struggling model to cocktail waitress to nine.com girl with questionable activities on the side – click here for a reminder - to George Clooney’s kept woman…Sarah Larsen is living the life, non? Here they are out for dinner last night – Sarah clad in Louboutin boots without a care in the world, obviously playing his game perfectly. Full Story

A Minx & Men

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2007 00:00:00 December 6, 2007 00:00:00

Hayden Panettiere, 18 going on 30, turned up at the GQ Men of the Year event last night in LA no doubt inspiring bad thoughts in older men. And yes… Milo was there too, as was my Rumey who had her photo taken with her friend which was terrible for her but fortuitous of course for Hayden who must have looked like a piece of heaven next to… something not so nice. Full Story

A RoboBride Holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2007 07:19:52 December 6, 2007 07:19:52

Janice Min’s clever staff at Us Weekly somehow got their hot little hands on the GMD’s family holiday card. His wife designed it herself and as you can see, she is sending her regards under KatE with an “E”…not Katie. Call me Cruise but it’s a little … underwhelming, non? Why brag about “designing it yourself” when, really, anyone could have tied a bow around some cardstock and painted on a few stars. Full Story

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Turns out that Sam Luffy dude Britney’s been hanging around is all kindsa shady – restraining orders, accusations of death threats and assault, described as a “fast-talking hustler” and now he’s hit the ultimate jackpot: a genetically stupid Chicken Fried lazy ass with a huge bank account and too much time to kill.

Meanwhile the Department of Children and Family Services has gone on record to state that they have serious concerns about Britney’s kids when they are in her care, openly requesting that the boys remain with Kevin Federline, insisting that Britney’s parental time be monitored, and that she undergo drug testing, counselling, and psychological evaluation.

But Britney has other things to worry about. Like house hunting. Which is where she was yesterday – with her tacky fake nails, in a green hoodie, jeans, and red boots and looking appropriately smug. Same goes for the GMD. He was also looking smug today in London. More on that later.

Wednesday – am online all day, posting all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Condom-free Sleaze is not Jude Law. Or Lance Armstrong. Or Kevin Connolly.

photos from Wenn.com