No Gap for Little Sci

August 15, 2007 14:40:29 Posted at August 15, 2007 14:40:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s certainly cute enough, but Little Sci will not be the face of Baby Gap. The GMD’s rep has shot down the rumour that his daughter will appear in the company’s new campaign – a rumour originated in that bottom feeding rag Life & Style. Seriously… They reported that Tom and Katie would split right after Little Sci’s birth. Full Story

Hermy and the Golden Shower

August 15, 2007 14:31:25 Posted at August 15, 2007 14:31:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What the fack??? Us Weekly is reporting that Cameron Diaz and John Mayer are dating!!! Apparently the two were out in NYC for dinner last night. They’ve spent time together before with friends but have now graduated to solo outings. Said a source: “It"s new and developing...but they really like each other and it went well. Full Story

Give.Her.A.Job

August 15, 2007 14:16:50 Posted at August 15, 2007 14:16:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Any job. Because she really really needs one. Sorry to keep on the C list but Carmen Electra went to the beach the other day. You may have seen a few of the photos. But did you know she changed her bikini FOUR F&CKING TIMES??? Before you ask…it was not an “official” photo shoot. Full Story

Remember Her?

August 15, 2007 14:03:39 Posted at August 15, 2007 14:03:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am a huge fan of stupid teen movies…remember her? Jodi Lyn O’Keefe – always played the mean girl, was hilarious in She’s All That making out and scrapping with Matthew Lillard…and one of the best teen movie names: Taylor Vaughan. Remember? Girl looks like she grew up hard. Full Story

Hello Bar

August 15, 2007 13:35:54 Posted at August 15, 2007 13:35:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know her as Leo’s girlfriend. A model, of course. From Israel. Thing with Bar is that I can never remember what she looks like. You know how that is? Not to say she isn’t gorgeous but not in that way where you can always see her face when you close your eyes. I can always see Gisele. Having said that, this is probably the best shoot of I’ve seen. Full Story

Sienna Miller: Tom Ford in agreement

August 15, 2007 12:36:48 Posted at August 15, 2007 12:36:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some select scans from Sienna’s September spread in Vogue – not terribly breathtaking. Especially for the most important issue of the year. And remember, I like Sienna these days. The interview itself isn’t all that insightful either. Sienna is flighty and endearing, she is sweet and charming, she is honest but also contrived – she worships Keith Richards, of COURSE she does. Full Story

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The Smart Move

August 15, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 15, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hot Harry is hot on a horse. And if he’s anything like Henry the VIII, he’s also a randy motherf&cker. Which is why his royal wand and wild red streak is constantly getting him into trouble. Through it all, however, my Chelsy has been a stalwart companion. Chelsy, as we know, is bred for this life bred for this life Full Story

Smutty Sponsor: The SoftLips Exclusive Giveaway #2

August 15, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 15, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The answer for Week 1 - Victoria Beckham! It’s Week #2 of the Soft Lips Smutty Sponsorship and another SoftLips gift basket valued at $100 including the full range of SoftLips products can be yours! If you are interested… Guess the Lips! Who do they belong to? Hint: stroke face and ghetto tits. Full Story

Same old...same old

August 15, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 15, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First photo of Lindsay Lohan in weeks! Here she is in Utah outside a tanning bar. Nice to know that rehab hasn’t changed her priorities. As you can see, Lilo has a ciggie in hand and seems very very happy to be photographed after an interminable break from the pappies. And of course now that everyone knows where to find her, bet your boob job we’ll be flooded with more “sightings” every day for the rest of the week. Full Story

The Original Ass

August 15, 2007 07:46:31 Posted at August 15, 2007 07:46:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Step off, Jessica Biel. The Shelf Ass is B List at Best. And while Jennifer Lopez’s might be a decade older, the Original Ass is still in fine form. Especially without retouching. Is it perfect and glossy? No. But it is refreshingly real. And while we’ve all been warped by the photoshopped images of perfect bottoms from page to page and magazine to magazine, I would still kill to look this good and this healthy at the beach, especially since she seems to have no qualms about being wider than her husband who is teeny tiny. Full Story

Sienna: yet another co-star

August 15, 2007 07:08:08 Posted at August 15, 2007 07:08:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday the British papers were linking her with Sean Bean – thanks to many of you I’ve now learned that Sean Bean is a bad bad man. Bad as in good. Like rough and naughty and boozy and a lothario with multiple babies from multiple baby mommas but irresistible too which is why he goes through women hard and fast. Full Story