Jennifer Love Hewitt hates fat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 09:07:58 December 3, 2007 09:07:58

Attention starved Jennifer Love Hewitt was snapped at the beach in Hawaii last week generating the most headlines she’s had, probably ever, for the size of her ass. UK tabloids and many North American blogs noted her fuller figure and compared it to days past, when young “Love” peaked on Party of Five, and way back when John Mayer supposedly composed “Your Body is a Wonderland” in her honour. Full Story

Who Got Enhanced?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 08:23:16 December 3, 2007 08:23:16

Is it just me or did Renee Zellweger gain weight only in her chest? And how often do you gain weight only in your chest without seeing it on your ass? Check her out in France premiering Bee Movie looking slightly improved in the face. Skin doesn’t look like it’s about to snap off for a change. Full Story

A Pip-Free Year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 07:57:36 December 3, 2007 07:57:36

It’s been almost a year since Cam and Pip split. A year during which Cam stumbled out of the break up blocks with a jealous girl rant at the Golden Globes but quickly regained composure – and how – time and again on the red carpet and especially at the Oscars. On fashion, on style, on lower herm factor – Cam is kicking major Shelf Ass. Full Story

Chicken Fried Booster Shot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 07:40:23 December 3, 2007 07:40:23

Totally makes sense: you need a booster shot for a vaccine…so why not the same for a virus? It’s been nearly a year since Britney had her dose of Ebola. A year since Ebola’s disease fried up some chicken and set Spears off on a deadly turn. Now Ebola is back for more. As Britney celebrated her 26th birthday this weekend, she was joined by none other than Paris Hilton Hollywood Ebola which means we are headed for yet another year of Britney debauchery: more bare cooch, more legal battles, maybe more shaved heads, and much much much more courtroom drama. Full Story

Mr & Mrs Madge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 07:27:15 December 3, 2007 07:27:15

I really wish they’d hold hands, you know? Because every time Madonna and Guy Ritchie step out, they carry each other like my parents. This is not sexy. So here they are last night in New York at a special screening for Revolver, a film Guy shot over 3 years ago and has yet to see an American release because it was so poorly received two years ago after it hit the film festival circuit. Full Story

Josh Still Loves Fergie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 06:34:08 December 3, 2007 06:34:08

Josh Duhamel and Fergie after Movies Rock last night – their first public sighting in months confirming they are indeed still together. He looks hot in pants, non? And her face is much less offensive than it used to be, yes? What photos from Wenn  Full Story

JLo’s Maternity Glow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 06:25:05 December 3, 2007 06:25:05

Jennifer and Marc showed up at Movies Rock yesterday. As you can see, she is very, very pregnant. And very, very beautiful. And now I see that nose thing all you pregnancy know-it-alls are talking about. It is a little fatter, isn’t it? Still…she looks divine. And irresistibly happy. You smile when she smiles. Full Story

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Spice Girls – The Show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 00:00:00 December 3, 2007 00:00:00

It was a girly gay paradise. I asked my husband if he wanted to come along… he cleverly declined. And it was the right decision. Because we were screaming and dancing and singing in the aisles and it was not a night for the “dude” but one for Girl Power…even the bitchiest sceptics will turn off the snark, just for 2 hours, and buy what they’re selling. Full Story

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Sunday, December 2, 2007

SPICE UP YOUR LIFE!!!

Just got home from Spice Girls opening performance in Vancouver. Was cheese and ridiculous and glittery and glam - as the GMD would say:

Spice Reunion is AMAZING! Seriously super super super fun.

And...

I interviewed them too!

Must to bed. Will get up super early with all details. Promise!

Yours in Spice gossip,

Lainey

PS. Becks was there. I witnessed a moment. Check back tomorrow!

 

 

Friday, November 30, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Held up in studio for one afternoon and all of a sudden the GMD turns into Alfred Hitchcock… WTF???

Spice Girls hit Vancouver to kick off the reunion tour Sunday. Screen caps attached of the ladies appearing on GMTV with footage from rehearsals. You will note that Victoria’s concrete tits are NOT heaving over her corseted dress, in sharp contrast to every other occasion we’ve seen her during the last 2 years. Word is Cavalli could not make it work so that she could jump and sing and dance without having them pop out so she had them removed for tour and will tuck ‘em back in as soon as the gig is over. Do you love it?

There are also rumblings she is pregnant with LaLa Beckham. I wouldn’t bet your boob job on that one.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Cheap & Crafty is not Catherine Zeta-Jones.

PPS. Happy 24th Birthday Mary Helen! Chin up - it WILL turn around!

PPPS. To Carole on her 63rd from her daughter Heather - big hug, thanks for the smutty support!

Hair Off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2007 00:00:00 November 30, 2007 00:00:00

No more hair for Scott Speedman, pictured here at the premiere of the Sasquatch Gang last night. MUCH better, non? Wonder if the new fresh look means a new fresh fetish? And yes…that’s Drew Barrymore’s young lover Justin Long beside him. They’ve all been hanging out in Toronto frequently too. Full Story