It’s an outdoor music festival. You wear flats, you wear flipflops, you go barefoot…but you don’t wear heels and a mini f*cking tiara. Check it out, Paris Hilton polluting Coachella with her oblivious skank… Curious observation lately, perhaps you’ve noticed as well? Something is up with her face. Full Story
If she saw you, if she saw you like this? Leg hitched up in the most compromising of positions – Nicky Hilton with her boyfriend last week at a club. So slovenly. So exposed. So… Base. Base is what it is. To me there is nothing that screams cheap louder than public straddling standing up. Full Story
Drew Barrymore is NOT That Girl. And neither, I assume, is Cameron Diaz. Another female classification for these two but first the positive: Drew and Cam at Coachella. Drew and Cam looking super cute. Especially Cam. It’s really too bad she associates with Paris Hilton – the only thing preventing a full on love affair. Full Story
And to celebrate the signing, well of course Posh went shopping. Shopping in red…and recycled? UK papers have astutely pulled out pics from last year showing Posh in the exact same ensemble in NYC…on the EXACT same day. So here’s Victoria, doing what girls do, showing off her home and showing UP her BFF Katie Holmes. Full Story
About a month ago, Us Weekly published an open letter on their website, expositing their frustration with Victoria’s insistence that her nipples be photographed, begging her to wear a better bra. As you can see, Posh has replied by giving them the finger via her tits – her concrete tits – which arrived in LA at the weekend to seal the deal on the Beckhams’ new Beverly Hills mansion. Full Story
Britney was pulled over for speeding this weekend. Cops gave her a warning and let her go. Made headline news… More interesting is all the buzz about a comeback performance at a small venue – the House of Blues in the next week or so – for which she’s supposedly been working her ass off. Full Story
So…… turns out Sean Penn was with Eve BEFORE she crashed her car and also offered to post her bail but took off before "this becomes something bigger than it is."
This? What is this???
Smutty sense tingling madly… yours?
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Yours in gossip,
Just couldn’t help myself on Wednesday – had to PVR the American Idol Gives Back telethon. Was at times cringing at the irresistible cheese (Celine & Elvis) and at others moved to tears – heaving, sobbing, wailing, particularly when the unflappable Simon Cowell lost his sh-t. And of course for Annie Lennox…had to tune in for Annie Lennox. Full Story
Not quite but f*cking hilarious nonetheless. Hollywood Ebola canNOT be happy about this. But at least, for once, she’s doing some good…right? A clay model created in Paris’s likeness is being used in a public service campaign to warn young people of the dangers of alcohol misuse and the UNglamour of hard living in advance of the upcoming prom season. Full Story
Still the most beautiful woman in the world when she’s not at her best, but I think we can all agree, this is not Jolie’s best…though there really is no other side profile like her side profile, non? Angie at the launch of Global Action for Children yesterday – undeniably painfully thin, especially her legs and her arms. Full Story