Taupe No Bangs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2007 00:00:00 December 4, 2007 00:00:00

Much better, non? Much less matronly, much more sassy and sexy too, though not too much so as to intimidate the MiniVan… for Taupe Jennifer Garner, it’s a perfect look. Love the bedhead and her toned arms, cute dress, and the “Simple” leather Louboutin – I have a pair in nude, they are the best nude heels on the market. Full Story

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Keira Knightley Can’t Smile

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2007 07:47:14 December 4, 2007 07:47:14

For many reasons. First because she’s addicted to her own pout. Huge jaw protruding, lips slightly gaping… fashion editors everywhere seem to think this is a good look. Or perhaps it’s only because it’s a better look than the alternative? The alternative is the Keira Knightley smile. Full Story

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Sweeney Todd in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2007 07:25:14 December 4, 2007 07:25:14

Keith Richards made a rare public appearance last night at the New York premiere of Sweeney Todd. As did a fairly friendly Sacha Baron Cohen. Because Sweeney Todd is cool. Because Tim Burton is cool. And of course Johnny Depp is cool. As mentioned before, Stephen King wrote a great article on the art of “cool” for Entertainment Weekly a few weeks ago – click here to read Full Story

Monday, December 3, 2007

Dear Gossips,

British critics can sod off…never mind the British papers. Because if the only reviews that matter are the ones from paying fans 15 thousand plus strong, then the Spice Girls did NOT disappoint. It was campy and silly and ridiculous and absurd and super super fun and they mostly sang live… if you loved them before, you will love them still now. And if you are lucky enough to have tickets, you will have the best time. Promise.

Show details and my interview with the girls, airing tonight on eTalk, to be posted late morning/early afternoon…including Spice gossip from Vancouver. Like what happened when Becks walked into the press room. And how Ebola’s infection invaded the reunion too.

Monday – am back in Vancouver and blogging at regular pace. Many, many photos and much, much smut…including a brand new riddle! Check back often!

Yours in gossip,


The Pitts Make It Right

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 00:00:00 December 3, 2007 00:00:00

It was press day for Brad Pitt today in New Orleans as he made the rounds in support of a new housing initiative called Make It Right for residents of the Ninth Ward devastated by Hurricane Katrina. Brad donated $5 million himself and is appealing for matching funds with the hopes that the project will be complete by next summer. Full Story

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Another MiniVan Monster

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 12:29:47 December 3, 2007 12:29:47

The MiniVan Majority has finally found an heir to Jennifer Aniston. And she is becoming equally as annoying. Katherine Heigl – loves the paps, is a gay crusader, manoeuvres behind the scenes for more air time, better scripts, the best lines… the all American perfect girl who has become a major Hollywood player. Full Story

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Condom-free Sleaze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 11:12:04 December 3, 2007 11:12:04

Here’s a riddle for all riddles…took several weeks to research and confirm because the level of atrocity is just so unspeakable. A legendary philanderer, now that he’s allowed, managed to talk some random twat into sleeping with him…repeatedly. She of course is an aspiring celebrity, like so many young 20 somethings running around these days, obsessed with The Hills, believing they can be the next Lauren Conrard, dreaming of finally “moving to LA” and then when getting there, hooking up with any actor that can get them papped while leaving a club. Full Story

Sponsored Smut: Hot Experiences in Toronto

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 11:01:57 December 3, 2007 11:01:57

Secret put on a hot night of gossip, drinks, and pole dancing at Flirty Girl Fitness in Toronto last Thursday. Had a blast and a few of you learned some unprintable smut! Riddles included! Here are a few luscious ladies from the evening. Am back in Vancouver and will be hosting the Vancouver event on Thursday night. Full Story

Jennifer Love Hewitt hates fat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 09:07:58 December 3, 2007 09:07:58

Attention starved Jennifer Love Hewitt was snapped at the beach in Hawaii last week generating the most headlines she’s had, probably ever, for the size of her ass. UK tabloids and many North American blogs noted her fuller figure and compared it to days past, when young “Love” peaked on Party of Five, and way back when John Mayer supposedly composed “Your Body is a Wonderland” in her honour. Full Story

Who Got Enhanced?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2007 08:23:16 December 3, 2007 08:23:16

Is it just me or did Renee Zellweger gain weight only in her chest? And how often do you gain weight only in your chest without seeing it on your ass? Check her out in France premiering Bee Movie looking slightly improved in the face. Skin doesn’t look like it’s about to snap off for a change. Full Story