DeQuivering ManFight: Best of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2007 00:00:00 December 31, 2007 00:00:00

Remember when George Clooney, the ultra cool, ultra classy George Clooney turned into a whiny bitch and tussled with Fabio? Not his best moment but still one of the funniest memories of the year. Seriously ... George…dude… you let Fabio get under your skin? Fabio??? Of course Fabio came out of the situation the big winner. Full Story

Made up and Contrite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2007 08:23:58 December 31, 2007 08:23:58

Mischa Barton will not be hosting a NYE party tonight but she does want to look depressed about it. Mischa was “seen” yesterday with her dogs, beautifully made up and morose, trying to appear contrite about attempting to kill people with her car the other night when she was driving it drunk off her tree. Full Story

NYE in NYC?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2007 07:24:12 December 31, 2007 07:24:12

A year and a half and still going strong! Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger were spotted in New York at the weekend shopping at Bergdorf’s. Total gorgessity together – he in a tan jacket with a brown scarf, she was wearing a black bomber over jeans tucked into black boots. Love how he’s a total fashion man with her. Full Story

Dr Karev on the town

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2007 07:22:07 December 31, 2007 07:22:07

Justin Chambers is the quivering hotness. And Karev, along with Dr Bailey, remains one of the few redeeming qualities of a show that has turned to sh*t. Check out Justin the other night hitting up Goa in Hollywood. Justin of course is married with several children. He is sexy and famous and rich. And prowling the club scene in LA. Full Story

What’s Hot 2008

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2007 00:00:00 December 31, 2007 00:00:00

Shameless self promotion. WARNING – click away if you can’t handle. In Style UK has just released its What’s Hot List of 2008 – January issue on newsstands now. Am honoured to have been given a very small corner! There is of course only one Perez… but still, am thrilled. Full Story

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From The Shoulders Up…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2007 06:32:40 December 31, 2007 06:32:40

It’s all good… Beyonce at the Vegas opening of Jay Z’s 40/40 last night with big hair and lovely makeup looking so pretty. But only from the shoulders up. From the shoulders down…too many shades of Tina Knowles. Starting with the back fat. Now of course Beyonce is not a heavy woman. Full Story

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Ebola Infects Another

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2007 00:00:00 December 31, 2007 00:00:00

Thanks to EL for the tip! Per below, Paris was spreading her disease all over a mystery man last night at Pure – turns out he"s Jesse Billauer. A former surfer, was headed for surf supremacy but had an accident as a teen leaving him quadriplegic. Now manages a foundation working with those suffering spinal cord injuries – takes them surfing. Full Story

Chicken Fried How to Keep a Guy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2007 05:51:42 December 31, 2007 05:51:42

Damn. Lynne Spears raised ‘em good. Real good. As I reported last week, Jamie Lynn may have deliberately used pregnancy to keep her man. Click here for a refresher. Now there’s word that her baby father had been cheating on her repeatedly – apparently one of the women he was cheating with was pregnant too and suffered a miscarriage. Full Story

The Perfect Victim

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2007 05:29:53 December 31, 2007 05:29:53

Chicken Fried Stupid is probably too stupid to realise this is the best thing that’s happened to her all year. Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has officially infected Kevin Federline. Which can only mean one thing: Kevin Federline is now diseased. KFed is now KF&cked. It might take a few weeks, it might even take a few months…but It. Full Story

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Lilo: Player Poseur

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2007 05:14:17 December 31, 2007 05:14:17

How desperate were the folks running the Capri Film Festival to secure celebrity attendance? Seriously… Bestowing a lifetime achievement award on Lindsay Lohan’s orange shoulders – WTF??? She’s 21! And she’s made TWO decent movies! And Mean Girls was ALL Tina Fey! Capri… please!!! But of course Lilo couldn’t turn down the honour. Full Story