Best.Trailer.Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 12:09:17 November 28, 2007 12:09:17

Only because they cuss with such abandon and beauty, a degenerate dirty gossip lover like me can’t help but love it. Oh…and Colin Farrell and Ralph Fiennes together don’t hurt either. Why do I love it when Ralph drops the C bomb? It’s the trailer for In Bruges, Colin’s new movie that will open Sundance in January. Full Story

Bond Betrothed?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 11:52:19 November 28, 2007 11:52:19

Daniel Craig’s girlfriend Satsuki Mitchell was wearing a mother of a diamond on her ring finger yesterday prompting speculation that he has proposed and they are to be married. My producer Laura is probably getting a rope ready to hang herself right now. But in spite of Laura’s woes, Daniel and “Sats”, they are a great match, non? Photos from Wenn Full Story

Ebola Upstaged and Wants to Spawn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 00:00:00 November 28, 2007 00:00:00

Love Ellen but what the hell is she doing contaminating her show with Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton? Ebola was on Ellen today using Nicole Richie for attention, dishing on Nicole’s pregnancy and the baby shower and telling the world that she intends to procreate, thereby assuring that her disease will be perpetuated indefinitely. Full Story

Lovely Body, Cheese Pose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 09:28:57 November 28, 2007 09:28:57

Christina Aguilera showing a beautiful baby bump on the cover of the new Marie Claire. All good…but the pose. The one hand behind the head pose? So weak. So Beyonce. So should be outlawed, don’t you think? source  Full Story

Chicken Fried Pregnant…Again?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 09:07:34 November 28, 2007 09:07:34

Why is trash so fertile? In Touch, the last bastion of truth (snort!), is reporting that Britney is 4 weeks along and that the father is JR Rotem, that greasy extremely unattractive music producer with the unfortunate name who loves riding her for publicity. The magazine also claims Rotem has confirmed their report, telling the publication that “It’s True”. Full Story

The Re-Thinnification of Lilo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 08:12:06 November 28, 2007 08:12:06

Reports have surfaced that Lindsay Lohan is drinking again. That she is drinking because alcohol was never her problem. That drugs were always her crippling vice. Her rep of course disputes the claim. But does her body? Remember when she practically disappeared two years ago? In the space of 6 weeks, after an inadequately explained hospital visit, Lilo and Nicole Richie thin-offed all over NYC and LA. Full Story

Downsized for Marc?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 07:49:19 November 28, 2007 07:49:19

Fashionista.com is reporting that Victoria Beckham is indeed the new face of Marc Jacobs for Spring 2008. Chav is in for 2008! This is of course a mayjah coup for Posh given Marc’s reputation and his popularity. And a mayjah slap in the face to British pundits who prematurely pronounced the Beckham’s American arrival a failure. Full Story

The Power of the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 07:30:47 November 28, 2007 07:30:47

It is a dark day. The Daily Mail is reporting that Andrew Morton’s Tom Cruise exposé will not be published in the UK because it’s too… boring! What??? Boring??? He went underground for two years writing this book. I heard he had to cut off cell phone access, land line access, preferring to haul ass to pay phones instead to make his calls. Full Story

Redux Rebound

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 07:08:21 November 28, 2007 07:08:21

Heath Ledger had a torrid love affair with Heather Graham a few years ago before dating Naomi Watts. Now that he’s single again, apparently he’s looking to Heather for a booty call. Page Six Full Story

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Well there’s an hour of my life I’ll never get back.

Watched Dancing with the Stars last night to lust over Mel B’s dance partner (underwhelming) and get freaked out by Marie Osmond (absolutely frightening). Take a look yourself at the photo attached. She was inelegant, she was classless, she was disrespectful, even People Magazine today wrote that Marie “does not know how to graciously accept criticism, no matter how completely on the money it was” and still the MiniVan Majority will likely keep her around tonight. Because as she put it herself: I really didn’t do it for (the judges). I did it for all the people who have been voting for us, and I have a massive doll base (???) and that’s who I did it for. I could’ve come out and done something slinky and sexy, but it’s a family show. I know my audience, so it was really a thank you to them. I think it shows how far I’ve come over the 10 weeks. I’m almost 50 years old! Give me a break! There’s no way I could’ve done that 10 weeks ago!

And in the face of Mel B showing off her taut abs just a few short months after giving birth, you know the MiniVan Majority ate up Marie’s obsequious appeals.

Was it like this all season long???

Please please please let the Writer’s Strike be resolved soon.

Tuesday, live blogging all day, refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. To Darcel – Happy 23rd Birthday!

PPS. Ashley Olsen is not All Ages & Jonesing. And Jennifer Garner is not Cheap & Crafty.

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Man Makeover?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 00:00:00 November 27, 2007 00:00:00

Lisa Kudrow and Zach Braff today announcing the nominations for the Independent Spirit Awards. NB – Angelina Jolie received a nod solidifying her as one of the early frontrunners for Oscar which means the Pitts will certainly be stepping up their campaign leading into award season. More Pitt Porn – yay! But back to Zach… is it just me or is there some serious coiffing and make upping going on here? The skin, some definition around the eyes, and the lips too… all of a sudden, he’s much prettier now, non? Zach Braff has gone Hollywood and ironically at the Spirit Awards. Full Story