Pitt Porn in the Windy City

August 13, 2007 03:06:45 Posted at August 13, 2007 03:06:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad completed jury duty in Cali last week and then quickly flew back to Chicago to rejoin his family and his Angelina who picked him up at the airport. Apparently Brad rushed into the car and was all over her immediately. On Saturday it was family day at the Field Museum – all four children joining their parents. Full Story

Everyone vs Britney

August 13, 2007 03:00:41 Posted at August 13, 2007 03:00:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She was out late pretty much all weekend, tits flopping everywhere, nipples ready for action…and it looks like she’ll be paying for her partying. When a golddigger smells money, he will always always go for it. And if nothing else, Britney Spears did marry and divorce a shameless greedy f*ck. Full Story

Friday, August 10, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Am just in on red eye from Vancouver to Toronto. Please forgive typos?

We’re here for our buddy Joe Hong’s wedding - a dirty boy fully reformed. Can’t believe it. Congratulations!

And some media engagements too: My husband and I will be waking up with the gays on Monday morning with Ken Costick and Mary Jo Eustace on Proud FM the Pride of Toronto. Tune in at 8am to hear my husband squirm!!!

Speaking of gays…

My main ‘mo Darren was having a bit of a “day” yesterday: his Life Coach is on holiday and we couldn’t book matching manicures. To cheer him up we decided to indulge in a little classic Catherine Tate. Most of you have likely seen it but on the off chance you haven’t, click here for the clip.

Chinese, basically.


F*cking kills me every time. As Darren said, it gets funnier every time you watch. Perhaps a little levity to kickstart your weekend.

Friday, blogging all day, check back often.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Beyonce in Vancouver!

August 10, 2007 12:04:29 Posted at August 10, 2007 12:04:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Beyonce’s concert tour hits GM Place on September 7th. She will be joined by Robin Thicke and yes… I’ve read your emails… I know how he makes you quiver. Tickets are ON SALE NOW – go to www.ticketmaster.ca/ to purchase. Full Story

The Thinnification of Kelly Osbourne

August 10, 2007 11:46:32 Posted at August 10, 2007 11:46:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maybe the trench is just cut very well but Kelly looks awfully little awfully quickly these days, non? But hey, benefit of the doubt, if it’s been achieved the smart and sensible way… fantastic. More power to her. Here’s Kelly in London prepping for her role on stage in Chicago. I hear she will blow everyone away, that she is an unbelievable performer. Full Story

Scarjo Wide Leg

August 10, 2007 11:26:25 Posted at August 10, 2007 11:26:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz (I think) in Barcelona the other day. Of course she can wear the wide legs. And of course she looks amazing. And this is not a stick insect either. Nor is she an amazon. Thing is, I too am top heavy with an ample rump … and I KNOW those pants wouldn’t fit me like that. Full Story

Spicey Beau!

August 10, 2007 07:57:48 Posted at August 10, 2007 07:57:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Emma Bunton – Baby Spice – gave birth to a baby. She called him Beau. Great name, non? Now it’s on to tour prep. As you know, the reunion tour kicks off in December. The girls are apparently scheduled to be back in rehearsals by end of October, early November which is why Geri’s been working out like a fiend and Posh won’t eat til next summer. Full Story

Ebola infects Entourage

August 10, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 10, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Huge disappointment. Adrian Grenier has been diseased. No one is safe, see? Check it out – Adrian hanging out with Hollywood Ebola Hollwood Ebola at the beach. Apparently it’s for some documentary he’s putting together on the symbiotic relationship between the paparazzi and celebrities but unless he’s planning to completely skewer her in the final product, which is doubtful, it ooks like Adrian Grenier has to be taken off the list. Full Story

She Must Return

August 10, 2007 07:20:22 Posted at August 10, 2007 07:20:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After 3 short days in the States, Katie Holmes was photographed at LAX yesterday heading back to Berlin to rejoin the GMD and Little Sci. Sigh. I covet that coat. And she doesn’t look half bad in wide legs either. Oh and look down… look at those alligator heels. Normally I would be jealous but I just bought a pair yesterday, only mine are Cynthia Vincent brown booties for Fall – see attached, my new babies. Full Story

Love in St Tropez

August 10, 2007 06:58:46 Posted at August 10, 2007 06:58:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger – totally irresistible – on vacay for a few days in St Tropez. What is it with St Tropez this summer??? Must have her bikini and the flimsy little tank she wearing over it. Am quivering over his easy style, his gait… Joshua Jackson wears pants well, non? And you know why these two work? They work because there’s equality. Full Story

Angie at Work

August 10, 2007 06:40:43 Posted at August 10, 2007 06:40:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina Jolie, all business but also joking around, on the set of Wanted in Chicago collaborating on her scene – as you can see, she has to drive around in that red Viper. I rarely like what she wears - not that it’s ugly, it’s just not that interesting most of the time. But I do like this cute dress…if she’d only shake her hair out and rock another pair of shoes. Full Story