The Alba Demon: Losing It

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2007 07:12:19 October 19, 2007 07:12:19

Almost universally hailed as one of Hollywood’s sexiest girls, Jessica Alba’s career is based solely on the fact that …well…she’s hot. But is she hot... STILL??? Check her out last night at the Padres Contra el Cancer"s 7th annual "El Sueno de Esperanza" benefit gala looking head heavy and bottom stick with shiny skin, a rather large forehead, and an almost ordinary everything else. Full Story

RoboBride in NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2007 06:59:49 October 19, 2007 06:59:49

The GMD and his Katie have left Germany, returning stateside to kickstart Tom’s promotional tour for Lions for Lambs which opens November 9th – his first picture with the newly resurrected United Artists and if all goes well, an Oscar hopeful. It’s really too bad the timing of that book, non? Hee. Full Story

Quick Fitness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2007 06:43:17 October 19, 2007 06:43:17

I need to take up Tango. After only 5 days working her ass off, literally, at the dance studio, Lindsay Lohan’s body is looking the hotness. And healthy too! Crazier still…she’s not yet been seen on the club circuit… although the weekend has arrived. No matter – yesterday she was clean. Full Story

Weirdsville in Toronto

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2007 06:40:14 October 19, 2007 06:40:14

Scott Speedman is a local boy. Met him at Sundance last January and again during TIFF – he’s gorgeous, even under that thick mound of facial hair. And he’s also soooo nice. Scott’s new movie Weirdsville is now screening the Carlton Cinema. Twenty free passes are being provided to LaineyGossip. Full Story

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Word is Heather Mills has given Paul McCartney a £50 million ultimatum: pay me a £50 lump sum upfront with instalments of £3 million per year and I’ll shut up. Otherwise, I will unleash my Golddigging Mastery all over your ass in court and continue to the spread the lies.

See? It was never about telling the “truth” and talking about her “remarkable life”. It was about extorting him for as much as possible and using the child in between them to force him to concede. The child and her bum leg.

Of course this is a woman who is insisting on showing up for their settlement meetings with a crutch in plain view…even though a few short months ago she was gamely twirling around on a dance floor on American television.

Heather Mills is a treacherous, manipulative genius. For that she should be recognised.

Thursday – am posting all day… check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Ken Paves is not leaking secrets.

Matching Dress, Booties, and Holding Hands!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2007 14:24:52 October 18, 2007 14:24:52

Two faves… Maggie Gyllenhaal and Kate Winslet last night at the Hugo Boss show both in black cocktails, both wearing booties, and holding hands in the front row… So grade 7 but I want to be their friend. source Full Story

Coke Eyes and Knobby Knees

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2007 00:00:00 October 18, 2007 00:00:00

Kate Moss tonight arriving at Fashion Rocks in London with hungry vampire coke eyes and bony legs looking… not so edgy and even, even a little mature. Like a divorced chainsmoking Manhattan socialite who counts down to 3pm every day to crack open the liquor cabinet. I fear Kate’s “IT” is clearly passing. Full Story

LaineyMovies: Into the Wild

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2007 00:00:00 October 18, 2007 00:00:00

I hated the book because I couldn’t bear Chris McCandless. I still can’t bear Chris McCandless but the movie was much more tolerable. Almost enjoyable. Into the Wild was written (screenplay) and directed by Sean Penn based on the book of the same name by Jon Krakauer chronicling the extreme journey taken by an idealistic, jaded, and tragically sensitive young man who ended up dead in an abandoned bus in Alaska after living off the land for over 100 days. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass Chug Beer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2007 13:08:40 October 18, 2007 13:08:40

She’s not…but he is. Thanks to JK for sending these along – love you! – of Pipsqueak JT and his Shelf Ass in Green Bay a couple of weeks ago tailgaiting at the Packers game. You will note – Pip is all man in the background shotgunning a beer. Not feeling his nose. Maybe it’s just me. Full Story

Simplicity Suits Sienna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2007 12:03:09 October 18, 2007 12:03:09

Sienna Miller at the Interview premiere in London today with Steve Buscemi. Simple black dress, understated hair, wicked heels, barely there makeup – for once on a carpet SiSi doesn’t look awkward and no-necked. Ok…maybe a little. The full length shot of her is a great example. She really needs to stop doing that although the smile replacing the dumb ass pout works much better. Full Story

Morning Fun with The Gay and Ja’mie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2007 11:52:09 October 18, 2007 11:52:09

If the husband is the man who completes you, then the Mo is the man who understands you. Nothing like sharing giggles with my gay who habitually sends me accented YouTube links – inane and ridiculously silly clips that tickle our shallow sense of humour. Have you met Ja’mie? She’s Austalian and it’s old, but it’s a classic that will get you to Friday. Full Story