Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger – totally irresistible – on vacay for a few days in St Tropez. What is it with St Tropez this summer??? Must have her bikini and the flimsy little tank she wearing over it. Am quivering over his easy style, his gait… Joshua Jackson wears pants well, non? And you know why these two work? They work because there’s equality. Full Story
Angelina Jolie, all business but also joking around, on the set of Wanted in Chicago collaborating on her scene – as you can see, she has to drive around in that red Viper. I rarely like what she wears - not that it’s ugly, it’s just not that interesting most of the time. But I do like this cute dress…if she’d only shake her hair out and rock another pair of shoes. Full Story
Nicole Richie has breasts! And a little growing belly! Here they are – Nicole with Joel protectively guiding her, out and about in LA. I have to tell you, after watching her interview with Diane Sawyer, I am completely charmed. I love Nicole Richie. My Gwyneth loves her too. As for that one problem, that little viral problem, the friendship with Hollywood Ebola Full Story
Amy Winehouse finally and reluctantly in rehab just a couple of days after she was hospitalised for “exhaustion”, now revealed (no kidding) to be a drug overdose. Apparently she went on a 3 day bender with her husband that involved alcohol, ecstasy, cocaine, and even K. Nice. Talented and tragic – 30 years ago it was iconic. Full Story
I know I sucked this week going away with family for 3 days but I can’t tell you how grateful I am that you keep coming back to the site. Would like to introduce a new feature – the Smutty Sponsor. As addressed in the FAQ, delivering the smut would not be possible without your support and also the support of advertisers. Full Story
Away with family on a mountain for a few days, very limited internet, but good to see not much has changed: Britney’s crazy knows no depths, Denise Richards is still a scheming greedy douche, with sperm hunter now added to her illustrious list of attributes, and the tabloids continue to erroneously proclaim the death of Pitt Porn.
A thousand apologies for the smutty delay. Duty, traffic, technology… my list of excuses is long, but unlike Paris Hilton, my contrition is sincere. Please forgive?
Catching up and yes... will comment on Gwyneth.
Thursday, online all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
Anthony Hopkins and Ryan Gosling – a master and the future: art and life paralleled in many ways as Sir Anthony’s (AnTony to Gwyneth) character trifled with his young rival, it seemed the same in real life, with the legendary actor appearing to challenge Ryan, critically acclaimed as the most talented of his generation, to bring his A game. Full Story
Pretty? Rumer, I mean. Here she is with Katherine McPhee* on the set of their new movie. The eye make up is hot, a nice set of tits, concave-from-not-eating stomack, and she’s blonde now too I think… major improvement for our girl who wants it so bad, non? Rumer will be a star. *for those not in North America, she"s an American Idol runner up. Full Story
This is why Hollywood Ebola will NEVER die. Click here for the clip. They are crying. Seriously…who the F&Ck are these people??? Also – check her out with her wonky eye at the beach the other day, abusing her dogs and giving paps an eyeful of a photo binder she was going through from a shoot she did a few weeks ago for some German magazine and also potential images for her clothing line, on sale in 2 weeks at Kitson. Full Story
Kate Moss – can you believe she still hasn’t gone running back to that festering scab? No it appears Kate is trying to remain resolute, determined to kick her Doherty addiction despite his repeated attempts at reconciliation through the tabloids. I still say it’s not over by a longshot. Full Story