Splash just released photos of Britney at a friend’s, shirt off with only a handful of petals to cover her bubs. All class baby! All class! Funny yes. But after a moment, after initial amusement, SOOOO sad. Reminds me of those mail order bride photos you see on the internet – innocent girls tryin’ to get bought. Full Story
Lindsay Lohan, in a magazine recently, said she loves fashion, considers herself a style maverick, admits she shops a little too much, has clothes hanging in her closet that remain unworn for months and months, and believes she has it in her to style others… Yes gossips… Lindsay Lohan reckons herself a stylist. Full Story
Big year for Norah. Acting in her first feature – My Blueberry Nights opposite Jude Law will open the Cannes film festival. Blueberry is one of the year’s most anticipated films, not only because of the cast but because it marks director Wong Kar Wai’s English directorial debut. And if you’ve seen In the Mood for Love, you already know he’s a visionary so needless to say, Norah’s virgin trip comes with lofty expectations. Full Story
Never scorn a tabloid editor. Looks like Janice Min still won’t forgive Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt for favouring People Magazine…and so two weeks after labelling Angie twisted and emotionally unstable, on the verge of leaving the Chosen One in favour of the other ones, Us Weekly is on Pitt Attack yet again, this time reporting that Angelina, while in NYC last weekend promoting her documentary, was flirting hardcore with that manwhore Olivier Martinez, suggestively dancing in front of him, possibly rubbing herself up on his lap, and treating him to some hardcore eye-f*ckage…. Full Story
Rumer Willis, 18, leaving Hyde the other night – ciggie in hand, self satisfied smirk in place: they actually want to take her picture… As you can see, Rumer’s hair is shorter, growing in nicely, looks great and doing the best she can. Love it. Would also love to see her become a star, am determined to make her a star – yet another one for absolutely no reason aside from the obvious: because she’s Demi’s daughter and Bruce’s first born, because she hangs in Hollywood and is friends with Lindsay Lohan, because if Paris Hilton can become a household name, why not Rumer Willis??? Why not? Especially now that the hair has opened up some aesthetic possibilities, developing an eating disorder should really take things to a new level. Full Story
source Changed into her jammies, driven way in good spirits, surrounded by “positivity” – that’s apparently how she rolls these days – and even a little swagger in the face of the “negativity” which is of course for the hating bitches who wonder about the Relapse… VERY possible, of course. Full Story
There’s supposed to be another show tonight in Anaheim, Britney performing under the name M+Ms for Mother and Ms, denoting her new KFed-free single status. Cheese but whatever… it’s Britney Spears. And last night in San Diego it was Vintage Britney Spears. A reader named Kelly was there with 2 girlfriends, says it was a short set, four songs – other outlets are saying five – highlighted by Baby One More Time and Toxic. Full Story
Howie Day is like Paris Hilton – pretty much unanimous disdain from all corners. Received many emails yesterday with details of personal encounters with the “singer songwriter” – consensus is that Britney’s new beau is a major dickhead. All pre-rehab, of course.
Now that he’s clean, I’m sure he’s perfect for her. Because her taste in men is demonstrably first class.
Tuesday, live blogging, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
PS. To Canadian readers…again. I’m sorry. Again, it’s only for 24 hours – 24 hours that allows the smut to flow and the bitch to rage, 24 hours that will quickly pass, leaving behind an absent father with an adorable baby, a charmed but crusty wife in the arms of a horny co-star? Stay tuned… keep you posted.
And for your patience and understanding – thank you, love you, owe you…
Pipsqueak with the enormous ego, who likens himself the saviour of all music and God’s gift to harmony – finally something has come out of his mouth that isn’t sanctimoniously obnoxious. The bad news: Pip is not working with Britney… yet. But as we all know, he wrote a few tracks for Madonna and he is also producing songs for a variety of other musicians from a variety of other musical genres. Full Story