Gwyneth Will Be Attacked!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2008 08:12:22 May 1, 2008 08:12:22

By the Brangelunatics! But first – style before smut. Here’s my girl at the LA premiere of Iron Man last night in a killer jumpsuit few could pull off showing off her flat chest. LOVE no tits! Love the plunging back! Gwyneth’s appearance on Jonathan Ross will air Friday in the UK and in an effort ingratiate herself with normal people, she reveals that she’s given up her macriobiotic diet (since having children) and now loves fried food and red wine:"I was seriously macrobiotic for four years. Full Story

Madge & JT NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2008 07:41:13 May 1, 2008 07:41:13

Enough with the comments that she could be his mother. The point is, she could be his mother but she can still match him groove for groove. And she can also kick his ass. As for the griping about the dirty dancing – watch it for yourself. There’s dancing, yes. But it ain’t dirty, no. Full Story

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May 1, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2008 07:35:40 May 1, 2008 07:35:40

Happy Birthday to Siobain M in Dryden, ON! Mom, wife, head of HR…how do you find the time??? Please know you are admired and missed. Love Kate in Halifax. For Beth in Florida – Happy Birthday from Christine in ATL. It’s been a long time since you started reading my dirty smut. Thank you so very much for the support. Full Story

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Dear Gossips,

People Magazine hast just unveiled its list of 100 Most Beautiful People and…

My Rumey is on it!!!! My Rumey in fact is also a model for Op, featured in a new campaign modelling a very cute bikini. It’s the new Hollywood, see? The curse of Ebola Paris Hilton. When you have money and paparazzi, you can totally make a no one into a star. Yay Rumey!

It’s Wednesday, posting throughout the day, remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Blake Lively is not twitching for coke in between takes.

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You Know You Love It

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2008 13:26:00 April 30, 2008 13:26:00

Spotted: on the set of Gossip Girl in New York. A braided Blair engaged in sexually charged repartee with the sexiest shamef*ck Chuck on the Upper East Side. This little scene is the epitome of revulsion/attraction. It disgusts her but she wants it. And the rest of us are left breathless. Will the wedding drama end with a bang? You know you love it. Full Story

Rossum is a LIAR!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2008 11:12:00 April 30, 2008 11:12:00

Best.Story.Ever! Remember last week Emmy nauseating Rossum ran into to Leighton Meester at the opera opening in New York? Click here to review. It"s worth a second read! A New York Magazine journalist was privy to their exchange and Emmy, in her sugar raping way, had to lord it over Leighton the newcomer that she’s attending the Costume Institute Gala – the best party of the year – and that she was personally invited by Anna Wintour to sit at her table. Full Story

Business Must Be Slow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2008 10:29:28 April 30, 2008 10:29:28

Joel and Benji Madden own a style shoppe on Melrose called DCMA. The cash register apparently needed a little pick-me-up yesterday because Paris and Benji and Joel and Nicole Richie showed up to take care of a few things and of course the paps were waiting. Thankfully Nicole had her face on. Hair was in place, a face full of perfect makeup, even false eyelashes, a gorgeous dress, and of course… Loubies. Full Story

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JLo Ain’t No DiLo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2008 10:17:55 April 30, 2008 10:17:55

Jennifer Lopez wants to make it very, very clear: she is not a parent pimp. Contrary to what was initially reported about her new show with TLC about the launch of her perfume, JLo’s rep has clarified that her family and particularly her children will not be involved. It is NOT a reality show. A relief, non? It was hard to think of her along the same low life lines as Denise Richards and Dina Lohan. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2008 09:52:00 April 30, 2008 09:52:00
  • Do you have the Right Stuff to see the New Kids? (DListed)
  • Are you listening twats? This is how you avoid a nip slip (Hollywood Tuna)
  • How Patrick Dempsey feels about coming in second (INO)
  • How Gwen Stefani could be related to Samantha Ronson …and someday maybe Lilo? (Holy Moly)