Save the Dogs!

August 1, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at August 1, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There are some f&cking idiots out there who actually look at photos of this diseased twat and squeal about how cute she is with her dogs… can you believe it? This is not cute. This is animal abuse. Paris Hilton has at least 6 small dogs. She calls herself an animal lover. And yet she has no clue when her dogs have wandered off her property, leaving the paps permanently stationed outside her house to fetch them from ACROSS THE STREET and ring the bell for her to let them back in. Full Story

Type Uma

August 1, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at August 1, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After an off/on relationship with super rich hotelier Andre Balasz, Uma Thurman has moved on… to Elle Macpherson’s baby father Arpad Busson, nickname Arky. He was seen grabbing her ass in NYC a few days ago… Andre and Arky – she has a type, non? Handsome wealthy Euro-dudes with yachts, sexy in that wealthy Euro-dude way. Full Story

Britney: the boys, the leak

August 1, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at August 1, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Us Weekly is pulling no punches. This week’s issue includes details of how she mothers her sons: so much juice in a bottle that SPF already has dental problems, asked a dentist to whiten his teeth, taking over a home she was interested in buying, then leaving it filthy with food scattered about and dog droppings all over the floor, overall providing an unsafe and unsanitary environment to which her kids are exposed every day she has custody, and prompting obvious concern about the children’s wellbeing and about her state of mind. Full Story

4 Months, 4 Days

August 1, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at August 1, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

"Yes I am. We are. I"m almost four months." Not that we didn’t know… but finally, finally from Nicole’s own mouth. After walking around with a giant pillow covering her stomach for the better part of the last month, Nicole has revealed to Diane Sawyer that she and Joel are expecting and almost through her first trimester. Full Story

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Rush Hour 3 premiere was last night – six years since Rush Hour 2 and therefore six years since Chris Tucker has done… anything. No but seriously, what else does Chris Tucker do? To warrant a $50 million paycheque … is the Black Guy/ching chong Asian best friend buddy formula really so lucrative? Perhaps. After all, Wild Hogs actually made over $100 million at the box office … maybe it’s just me.

Here’s Jacky Chan catering to the ignorant masses and the MiniVan Majority and obliging with the traditional China Man kung fu kick last night on the carpet. And again with Chris who clearly looks like he’s going through the motions. But still…bet your boob job opening weekend will exceed $50 million.

WTF??? Who are these people?

Tuesday, am posting all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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Reese & Jakey: rekindled

July 31, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 31, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you can see from the new issue of Us Weekly out tomorrow, they have all the exclusive details and photos too. And unlike Jessica Biel’s daily famewhoring antics, I"m told the two were completely unaware they’ve been busted. As in not a photo opp. Jakey not a gaygay? Stay tuned ... source Full Story

Us Weekly vs Britney

July 31, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 31, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like I said… you do NOT want to get on Janice Min’s bad side. And Britney has long feuded with Us Weekly. So on the heels of her OK Magazine disaster and her video shoot disaster and her overall general disastrousness, the magazine’s new cover is one of the worst ever: Britney’s Boys: Soda in baby bottles, Mommy’s many men, nighttime cries for Daddy’s love. Full Story

The Daily Rossum: The Rossum Record!

July 31, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 31, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As mentioned a few weeks ago, Emmy Rossum is trying to sing. Click here for a refresher on how she Rossumed the American national anthem. It’s the way old ladies sing at church. Anyway, her new record was released today online – here’s the album cover and note the title: Inside Out, lyrics are as follows: “Inside out/Before you now/Bare these bones/And lay me down…Will you take me as I am?” Hurl. Full Story

How ‘Bout Her Veins?

July 31, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 31, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SJP (looking – ahem – tired???) threw a garden party the other day in conjunction with Elle Magazine illustrating inadvertently why, once and for all, they should leave well enough alone. Sex and the City ended brilliantly. Perfectly. So other than gouging more money out of an already sated public, what really would be the point of a movie? As for SJP’s rather veiny arms – veiny like Angelina Jolie - will SJP be accused of an eating disorder? Or heroin addiction? No of course not. Full Story

Disappointing Posh

July 31, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 31, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD and Katie out for dinner in Berlin last night. But despite countless hours of instruction from her BFF Victoria Beckham, Katie failed miserably in Posh impersonation by actually stepping out without makeup. I like that about her. She looks tired and pale, but better that than orange and caked to cover up the spots, non? Just sayin’… Interestingly enough, when she’s allowed to roam free on her own around town, while Tom is shooting Valkyrie, Katie actually looks much, much better. Full Story

When Pete speaks…

July 31, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 31, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I read! No but seriously… it’s so wrong, but SO compelling. And while I could give a sh-t what comes out of Kate’s mouth, there is something endlessly fascinating about Pete Doherty’s junkie prose, this time delivered verbally to a British tabloid, the same one that broke the story of Kate’s cocaine scandal, in a public attempt to win back her heart. Full Story