Smiles on Set

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2007 08:48:31 October 18, 2007 08:48:31

She might be skeletal but she’s also downright beautiful – and more so when she’s smiling, as seen yesterday on set when her lover came by to pick her up from work. Carpooling Pitts! Cute! Here are Angelina and Brad looking happy, in defiance of the incessant headlines proclaiming their end – and how convenient that the paps were there to capture it too. Full Story

Matching Mugshots and Sex in Stairwells

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2007 00:00:00 October 18, 2007 00:00:00

Two young drug addicts, two mugshots, stealing away from group therapy to fornicate in a stairwell, and an ex fiancée with a cubic zirconia shooting off her mouth to the National Enquirer? It’s the best smut ever. So Lilo has a new boyfriend. She met him in rehab – in and of itself a most auspicious beginning. Full Story

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Back with a vengeance! Last night’s Gossip Girl earned full redemption, the most delicious slumber party gone awry since Brenda’s disastrous sleepover of 90210 Season 1.

Final week of the SoftLips Smutty Sponsorship – one last gift basket up for grabs! See below.

And finally!!! In three short months, a tell-all we’ve ALL been waiting for. Three words, three letters: the GMD exposed??? Can’t.F7cking.Wait.

Wednesday, live blogging all day, refresh often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Happy belated birthday to Pammie in Regina! 39 is going to be amazing – hope your yesterday was a great start! And see you shortly perhaps? Am on my way for the Gemini Awards! More on that later…

Avril in Flare: Beautiful and Defensive

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2007 14:49:46 October 17, 2007 14:49:46

First things first, fair is fair – Avril looks STUNNING in the November issue of Flare. Absolutely beautiful. She has a great nose, great bone structure, and I love her blonde hair…it’s really too bad she’s such a punk ass poseur bitch. Next… I like Avril’s style. Full Story

Secrets from the BFF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2007 14:07:26 October 17, 2007 14:07:26

Old gossip now leaking, courtesy of her BFF – in whose chair she sat after her split, receiving therapy and getting pretty at the same time. That’s what friends are for. Only lately her BFF is getting tired of her attitude problem – friendship is apparently on her terms and the BFF is treated alternately as servant and confidante. Full Story

Taupe in Granny Green

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2007 13:39:04 October 17, 2007 13:39:04

Quite possible her worst yet… Taupe Jennifer Garner with Ben the other night in Boston leaving the Gone Baby Gone after party in a geriatric dress and wrapped in a throw that Martha Stewart wouldn’t put on her couch. I can smell it from here – like mothballs with cracker crumbs caught in the fabric that is starting to pill from overuse and a crusty patch of pasta sauce stuck in the corner probably used to wipe granny’s mouth. Full Story

How to Bounce Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2007 12:41:07 October 17, 2007 12:41:07

Naomi Watts at the premiere of Eastern Promises in London tonight – have you seen it? Viggo is outstanding. So Naomi - she had a baby just weeks ago. Most women who had a baby just weeks ago would stay far far away from a dress like this. If I were a dress like this I’d look like a house. Full Story

Ryan & Rachel: The End

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2007 00:00:00 October 17, 2007 00:00:00

Ryan Gosling on the cover of GQ and, while vague about details, discussed during the interview the end of his romance with Rachel McAdams. Exclusively on eTalk tonight – I will be reporting on the timeline of exactly when and why. For those not able to tune in, check back here late tonight, I’ll post the information here on the site. Full Story

Chicken Fried Overheard!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2007 00:00:00 October 17, 2007 00:00:00

Britney went shopping at Neiman Marcus the other day after her hearing and decided to shoot off her mouth. Luckily an Us Weekly reporter and several eyewitnesses happened to be eavesdropping on her conversation with her assistant while she was trying on clothes. After singing along to Umbrella – I would have given anything to hear it – Britney ripped into the judge in her custody trial:"I hate my judge. Full Story

McGosling Demise

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2007 00:00:00 October 17, 2007 00:00:00

New issue of GQ... Ryan Gosling confirms it"s over. More details coming. Am still writing.    Full Story

Taking Chances and a Leg Lunge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2007 00:00:00 October 17, 2007 00:00:00

Between Celine Cheese and Mimi Cheese, which cheese is cheesier? With the release of her new video, Celine is totally gunning for the title! Her new album drops next month, the first single is called Taking Chances – not a terribly engaging song, doesn’t suck, but it’s definitely not an anthem either. Full Story