Smarmy Shame Screw

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2008 10:24:00 March 7, 2008 10:24:00

Ed Westwick is a total Shame F&ck. Which is why he is the perfect Chuck Bass. Among his other illustrious attributes, Chuck Bass is Blair’s Shame F&ck. Not to be confused with a Hate F&ck. Tara Reid is a Hate F&ck. The kind of person you sleep with when you’re raging, looking for something to punish. Full Story

Meredith & McDreamy Forever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2008 09:56:00 March 7, 2008 09:56:00

Anyone still care? About the sh-t that has become Grey’s Anatomy? Spoiler alert! Shonda Rhimes told EW.com that: "My goal is to get Meredith and Derek together for good and let them try to figure out what it is to be in a relationship in the future. Full Story

The Doucheness of John’s Lyrics

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2008 08:40:00 March 7, 2008 08:40:00

Every songwriter has their own process. When you’re a douchebag and a new famewhore, you blast your creative process out on your blog. If you’re John Mayer you go a step further and you file it under the guise of the esoteric when in reality, it’s not so much the expression of art but rather the exploitation of it. Full Story

The Rhythm of Madonna’s Words

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2008 08:00:00 March 7, 2008 08:00:00

Madonna’s Hard Candy drops in April – in the coming weeks, the queen of marketing will be pushing herself heavy… Yay! No one self promotes like Madonna, but no one. And watching it is pure joy. My main mo Darren and I were talking about it last night. Bitch is 50 this year and 18 year olds still care. Full Story

Dress & Legs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2008 07:42:00 March 7, 2008 07:42:00

Charlize. Last night at the premire of Sleepwalking in LA in a wicked dress, perched on top of tapering heels, apparently the hot heel of the season. She looks amazing. But can she try a comedy for a change? Sleepwalking is the latest in a long line of “take me seriously!” roles in an attempt to purge the memory of 2 Days in the Valley. Full Story

Posh Makes Vogue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2008 07:27:40 March 7, 2008 07:27:40

Not US Vogue…yet… but UK Vogue isn’t too shabby, especially since they hate her so much over there. Hate the cover, love the shot inside. The profile, the soft waves in her hair… it’s fresh hair and clean and classic and not over fashion-y, though I’ve always had a thing against her nails. Full Story

March 7, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2008 07:25:20 March 7, 2008 07:25:20

To Jennifer P or J-Pro from J-Vo: congratulations on the news! And thanks so much for the free PR. Needless to say, it paid off for your sister! Happy Birthday Amanda – a quarter century is a big deal! Have fun at Lola’s. To Steff – thanks for hooking Ellen up to my dirty little blog… happy birthday! And finally… For Megan who is marrying Mackey tomorrow in Toronto on 03/08/08…great numbers! A very, very auspicious day! Your friends from Toronto to Vancouver to Brussels to Dubai are so so so happy for you. Full Story

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Friday Night Lights is coming back! In partnership with DirecTV, NBC is now about to bring back the good folks of Dillon, Texas for a third season. More Coach, more The Smash, more Lyla, more Saracen, and of course… more Riggins! And more me bitching at you about why you’re not watching the (by unanimous industry opinion) best show on television! Oh Happy Day!

Hello VJillian? Are you there? 3 more days to claim your Oscar contest prize…

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. This is not Paula Abdul. Or Toni Braxton.

PPS. Nobody puts Baby in a corner. Nobody counts out The Swayze.

A Friend Like George

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2008 16:25:47 March 6, 2008 16:25:47

You have to love the sheer… obviousness… of stories like these. People.com is reporting that George Clooney enjoyed a “guy’s night out” on Wednesday with Cindy Crawford’s husband Rande Gerber. Full Story