My Gwyneth and Courtney Love out for dinner. Apparently they’ve known each other for ages, then Gwyneth won an Oscar and put it up her arse and moved to England and broke up with Courtney who then tried to OD too many times but now that Gwynnie is back in LA and Courtney is clean for now and butchering up her body AND doing yoga, they’re all like BFFs again and dining at The Cut…alongside the Gay Midget Dwarf??? Of course Gwyneth and Tom know each other from Austin Powers and being A list and privileged so he and the RoboBride, being in the same place at the same time, stopped by to say hello and look intently into their eyes, and ever typically effusive, the GMD leapt over to Courtney’s side, flashed his big fat teeth and told her "You look like a movie star!"… once again illustrating that hiding one’s Homo can result in bat f&ckin’ blindness, As for my Gwyneth and her friend choices – really gossips…this is hardly surprising. Full Story
Every day another city…such is the life of movie promotion. Here’s my Kiki in Rome today on the Spidey train, headed for what is expected to be a record breaking massive blockbuster worldwide opening between May 1 and May 4 depending on where you live. As I mentioned last week, her wardrobe for this crazy press tour has been and will continue to be killer…and the blue for today’s photo call is no exception. Full Story
General consensus: Claire Danes is dating Hugh Dancy. Hugh Dancy the maybe gaybe may be no longer gaybe. So they say. And while I have no confirmation otherwise, let’s offer up another suggestion, shall we? Simply on observation, of course… Maybe she’s just the hag to his fag? I walk arm in arm with my Mo’s all the time. Full Story
“You"re everyone"s problem. That"s because every time you go up in the air, you"re unsafe. I don"t like you because you"re dangerous.”I know I don’t need to explain the origin of that quote. And I know if you grew up in 80s believing the GMD wasn’t the GMD, and rewinding the beach volleyball scene over and over again, you probably have a little fondness in your heart for Val Kilmer. Full Story
Mel B is the best of smut. And the ways she mucks around in it, she always means business. Check it out – she dated Eddie Murphy. She got pregnant, they broke up, he didn’t want anything to do with her, she says he’s the daddy, he openly accuses her of promiscuity, and she doesn’t hide. Full Story
Shameless self promotion? Yes. Undeniably so. But in the good days, pre-KFed, back when Britney was fit and successful and perceived as a young savvy media manipulator and crowned the future heir of Madonna, Britney used her body and showed off her body… repeatedly… to illustrate her point. Full Story
Who doesn’t like fashion? Staying up to date, rolling with the latest styles and trends and being in the “style” know … we all do it. But here’s the conundrum: how do you balance Trendy with Vanity? Example: High Waist is back. Works only for the long and lean and definitely NOT on Jessica Simpson. Full Story
Am officially obsessed with Scarlett Johansson’s breasts. And trust me…she wants it that way.
Saturday night, Saturday Night Live, Scarjo flounces out for the opening monologue and who the hell cares what happened next? Because if you have eyes, you would have fixated solely on her chest. The photos below don’t do them justice. Squeezed in, pushed out, lifted up – girl has a glorious rack. Seriously glorious, perfectly in tune with her body, it sounds pervy but we were mesmerized. And I’d feel even pervier about it if they weren’t so obviously presented – the celebrity version of strategic product placement: a career greatly enhanced by The Boobs. Of course it also doesn’t hurt that Scarlett Johansson is TOTAL gorgessity. The skin, the body, the hair… I would, gossips. I totally would.
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Yours in gossip,