GP GQ

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2008 12:06:00 April 28, 2008 12:06:00

Gwyneth Paltrow on the cover of the new British GQ,like Miley Cyrus, draped in a sheet. Except my Gwynnie’s not a minor. As you can see… Gwyneth looks gorgeous, continuing along the same short skirt sexpot theme she’s been working during promotion for Iron Man. In the article, Gwynnie claims she’s not a snotty bitch ice princess everyone believes her to be: "People think I"m aloof, or old, or that I breathe rarefied air—that"s not me. Full Story

Mimi Cheese & Cannon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2008 11:03:00 April 28, 2008 11:03:00

LOVE it! Mariah Carey showed up at the Tribeca Film Festival last night dressed down in a simple white button down and jeans in order to properly show off her huge honkin’ new ring. Nick Cannon also happened to be at Tribeca and the two held hands afterwards at a party Full Story

How That Mouth Moves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2008 08:55:00 April 28, 2008 08:55:00

Do these look like lips that were coerced? Oh please. Team Miley continues to protest. But as you can see from the video below released by Vanity Fair, she is making love to the camera. And soaking up the attention. Her father meanwhile is loving it too. It"s the parents who love it the most! So now it’s officially Disney vs Conde Nast. Full Story

Oprah Rides the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2008 08:28:05 April 28, 2008 08:28:05

I opened my column on Friday with the following re: Oprah’s new interview with Tom Cruise: “She’ll treat her flock to an intimate look inside the heavily guarded gates of the Cruise compound, she’ll play in Little Sci’s room, and she’ll whoop it up with Tom on the back of his manly motorcycle, just because that’s been every MiniVan Majority Member’s fantasy since Top Gun. Full Story

Becks Dequivered

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2008 08:03:00 April 28, 2008 08:03:00

Check out David Beckham playing for the LA Galaxy on Sunday – just about as unsexy as he’s ever looked. In fact, under that fecking beard, Becks is pretty mortal. Pretty ordinary. Pretty unquivering. This is wrong! Shave that sh*t! As for why he seems hellbent on keeping the manly facial hair… let’s play make-a-story, shall we? Is it getting too hard to stay true to his wife? Especially in Los Angeles where there are temptations around every corner, and right in front of you courtside at a basketball? Perhaps then the self uglification is an attempt at self discipline. Full Story

Miley Cyrus: wanton but unwilling?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2008 00:42:28 April 28, 2008 00:42:28

Miley’s much hyped photo shoot for Vanity Fair – as you can see, her top half is covered in nothing but a sheet. What’s more alarming though is that expression. That always open mouth hanging open per usual, begging to be desired. Reminder: she’s 15. Of course she wants to be sexy. Full Story

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Sienna at Coachella

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2008 00:36:57 April 28, 2008 00:36:57

Last year it was red frames and the white frames too… is turquoise the colour of this year’s must have Ray-Bans? Check them out on Sienna Miller who looked amazing at Coachella. The outfit is adorable. Sienna spent part of the afternoon with Kelly Osbourne. Word is the two of them spent a lot of time giggling about avoiding “the plague” Paris Hilton. Full Story

Nicole & Joel at Coachella

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2008 00:34:34 April 28, 2008 00:34:34

Joel Madden and Nicole Richie were also at Coachella, on a weekend getaway to enjoy the festival. Am all over Nicole’s variation on the braids. Joel said he surprised Nicole and planned the trip for their family of three. On Saturday afternoon, as Harlow was being looked after at their rented house, Joel and Nicole spent the afternoon at a party before heading over to catch a few performances. Full Story

The Prince and the Riffraff

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2008 00:32:00 April 28, 2008 00:32:00

Prince played Coachella this weekend…how f&cking amazing is that??? The man is pure sex and talent. Love, love, love. Unfortunately his royal presence was contaminated by the arrival of that diseased skank Ebola Paris Hilton who showed up hand in hand with Benji Madden. And because Ebola’s infection has been spread far and wide, awkward avoidance was apparently the name of the game as Jared Leto was at Coachella too and the last time he saw her, he ended up putting his tongue in her mouth and killing his career forever Full Story

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