Amy & Tina open Tribeca

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2008 06:25:00 April 24, 2008 06:25:00

Last night in New York, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler at the world premiere of Baby Mama on opening night at the Tribeca Film Festival. Tina, as usual, is a hot sexy bitch. Amy meanwhile … well my sources say that she and Will Arnett are expecting. As I reported exclusively on eTalk Full Story

Who is Gabrielle Miller?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2008 06:19:00 April 24, 2008 06:19:00

She is: - a Canadian actress who has chosen to stay and work in Canada- one of the loveliest talents Canada has to offer- the star of not one but TWO well respected Canadian television series- not a blonde skank with fake tits who gets married in Vegas, divorced 5 minutes later, and gets an abortion 3 times a year- not recognised at home Why not? Am a HUGE fan of Gabrielle Miller. Full Story

April 24, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2008 06:15:37 April 24, 2008 06:15:37

Happy 33rd Birthday Karen M! Thanks so much for the support the last 2 years. Am honoured, especially since you’ve been described by Darcy, Kelly, and Donalda as follows: super funny, beautiful, sarcastic (my favourite!), and clever. Much affection to you in New Brunswick. To Sarah – Happy 24th! With love from The Council working to make this one a birthday you won’t forget. Full Story

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Multiple Gwyneth every day! If you hate her, and many do, it must be killing you, and this won’t make it easier. USA Today interviewed three of my loves Gwyneth, Liv Tyler, and Maggie Gyllenhaal together recently to discuss their roles in their respective superhero movies this summer.

Every time Gwyneth opens her mouth it’s like sticking pins in your eyes. My favourite section of the article is when they’re asked what superpower they’d like to have.

Gwyneth: Hmm, flying would be good. I was going to say invisibility, but it"s a little bit dishonest ...
Maggie: Yeah, because then you could just sneak around --
Gwyneth: -- and X-ray vision is definitely dishonest.
Maggie: It seems a little dirty.
Liv: I definitely wouldn"t want to read people"s minds.
Maggie: That could get you into real trouble.
Liv: I"d like to be Aquaman and breathe underwater.
Maggie: I might get claustrophobic if I did that. I"d probably choose flying. I"d get into too much trouble if I could read minds or become invisible or see through people"s clothes.
Gwyneth: There is an ethical line you don"t want to cross.

Now depending on the tone, it might have been rather cheeky, but Gwyneth is usually interpreted as a holier than thou better than you perfect bitch. And if that’s the way you want to read it, well then the only response would be Sit DOWN Gwyneth Paltrow. Can’t you answer a fun superhero question without lecturing to the masses? To me she’s insufferably lovable. To you she’s just insufferable. I get it. I can also hear Maggie’s dry voice in my head playing along taking the piss out of the princess. Maggie is the best.

Wednesday – blog, blog, blog all day long. Check back for updates!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Tyra is not a bitch to work for. Neither is Martha Stewart or Vera Wang or SJP.

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The Dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2008 15:49:03 April 23, 2008 15:49:03

Many of you wanted to know too! It’s Chanel. Should have looked closer at the print. Coco is all over it. Which means it’s probably unaffordable. But shouldn’t we all treat ourselves??? Thanks A!  Full Story

Posh Multitasks Too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2008 13:01:18 April 23, 2008 13:01:18

David and Victoria Beckham were photographed at the skating rink watching their kids the other day and my sources say they lost their sh*t on the paps, cussing and bitching about being photographed. Bitches… please! This is Posh yesterday, dressed in pink, perfectly coiffed, a face full of makeup, carrying a Birkin of course, matching gray heels, flanked by her parents and bodyguards and hitting up Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills for a pop in at Prada. Full Story

Where is Rachel McAdams?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2008 11:23:00 April 23, 2008 11:23:00

The McGoslings went apesh*t earlier this weekend when Perez reported that Ryan Gosling and my Kiki were givin’er at a club in NYC at the weekend. LOVE Ryan and Kiki together! Unfortunately this is not a popular sentiment and many are still pining for those halcyon rowboat days when two of Canada’s most talented young actors were romancing each other on the real. Full Story

Who are the Hip Hop Homos?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2008 10:50:00 April 23, 2008 10:50:00

Terence Dean was an executive at MTV. He’s now about to release a book called Hiding in Hip Hop and word is he’ll be exposing the gays. Apparently there’s an underground “gay subculture” in the business and now everyone is wondering who’ll be outed. Said the author: “This book is filled with intrigue, sexy celebrity bed partners, abundance of drugs, and of course, the down low/gay men and celebrities in the entertainment industry. Full Story

Wednesday Quiver and Smut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2008 09:15:00 April 23, 2008 09:15:00

For your hearts and loins: Colin Firth dropped by Regis & Kelly yesterday. To get you through what seems like an interminable week, if you haven"t already had the pleasure, Will Arnett sex tape with the Olsen Twins. Funniest. Sh*t. Ever. Beware your volume. And thank you to the lovely reader who reminded me. Full Story

BGA Single, the GMD rejoices!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2008 08:29:00 April 23, 2008 08:29:00

Star Jones and Al Reynolds are divorcing! The GMD says Oh Happy Day! Star released the following statement to Entertainment Tonight: "Several years ago I made an error in judgment by inviting the media into the most intimate area of my life. Full Story