Ellen: the opposite of Britney and Biel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2007 13:13:08 October 16, 2007 13:13:08

Ellen is an animal lover – but not the kind of animal loving professed by Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, toting their accessories from store to store, depriving their pets of the kind of structure and care that they deserve. And not the kind of animal loving professed by Jessica Biel either, supposedly not paying attention during doggy playtime, claiming ignorance when her dog was eaten by another. Full Story

Why Jodie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2007 00:00:00 October 16, 2007 00:00:00

Because she’s not a famewhore Because she sells her movies and not herself Because she’s fit and not frozen, unlike Nicole Kidman Because she was a child star who didn’t f&ck up and snort up Because she told off Dina Lohan Because she can own the box office in an industry dominated by men Jodie in Japan to promote the Brave One. Full Story

At Home with Matt & Lucy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2007 00:00:00 October 16, 2007 00:00:00

Matt and Luciana leaving a party at FELT in Boston last night celebrating the premiere of Gone Baby Gone. Sweet, non? Matt and Ben are truly, truly buds. And they haul ass for each other. At TIFF, it was Ben doing his part for Matt. Right now it’s Matt returning the favour for his boy. Matt said last night that he’s seen Gone Baby Gone 10 times: "[Directing] is really huge for Ben. Full Story

Please Call Me On Your Moto

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2007 10:36:00 October 16, 2007 10:36:00

Can you imagine? Sweet Goddess… if he actually rang me I’d disavow my own mother and run to paradise in between in legs. Check out David making a call on Sunday, probably making sure his side dish bitch gets the hell out of his house before his wife’s return from Europe. And while his playing status might still be on hold, his endorsement ability doesn’t appear to have waned in the slightest. Full Story

Beautiful BlowSkin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2007 10:15:53 October 16, 2007 10:15:53

Kate Bosworth here at the Elle Magazine Women in Hollywood event last night. Such a gorgeous girl, all over what she’s wearing…and her unbelievable skin. What beautiful flawless skin…which brings up a question that has always confounded (TOTALLY unrelated and not at all dripping with sarcasm of course): How can cokeheads have such great complexions? Three Whiskers Orly Bloom fans have always blamed their break up on her, um, olfactory habits. Full Story

One Gwyneth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2007 08:44:34 October 16, 2007 08:44:34

Her photo for the One Campaign – proceeds from the sale of tshirts will go to support Bono’s foundation to help end poverty. My Gwynnie - even when she’s giving back she still looks like a snotty bitch. Love.Her. source Full Story

Good Hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2007 08:39:45 October 16, 2007 08:39:45

Scarlett Johansson was honoured at the Elle Magazine Women in Hollywood event last night – head to toe delicious. Not starving, also not pouring out of her dress, and above all the hair. Though not exactly feng shui friendly, LOVE the hair swept up and uneven. Remember when the lopsided cut used to be a fashionable? I had one. Full Story

Taunting the Theory

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2007 00:00:00 October 16, 2007 00:00:00

Halle Berry attended the LA premiere of Things We Lost in the Fire last night with her baby father in tow flaunting their ridiculous beauty and perfection…and also taunting my Celebrity Baby Theory? The universe can only handle so much gorgessity concentrated in one famous family. Full Story

Angelina Ages

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2007 07:59:54 October 16, 2007 07:59:54

The Family Pitt left NYC last week to return to LA where Angelina will be shooting The Changeling directed by Clint Eastwood. Check out Angie in costume wearing a very cute outfit and shoes but looking pretty old which could be just the character requirement but the gauntness of her face doesn’t help either. Full Story

Monday, October 15, 2007

Dear Gossips,

All of Toronto is on PipWatch. If you’re interested, his weekend consisted of workouts at the gym, Saturday night at the Hazelton where the staff appeared to be starstruck and giddy – even after the celebrity overload during TIFF – and Sunday brunch with Don Cheadle at Eggstacy. Everything in a 3 block radius. And NO Shelf Ass.

Also…No fraternising with Hollywood Ebola either, despite her many attempts at the photo op. Rumour has it, her people have called his people trying to arrange a “meet”. Word is he told her to jump up his ass. Give the man a Grammy for that.

Monday, am online all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Crack Love v.2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 14:24:38 October 15, 2007 14:24:38

How do you get over the love of your life in five minutes? Apparently it’s possible. Because both Kate Moss and Pete Doherty have managed to fill the crack void in their lives with new crack partners. Kate of course is now with another ugly rock dude and Pete has hooked up with her former BFF Irina – a model from Montreal who was also handpicked by Kate herself and featured in her Topshop campaign. Full Story