Lilo & Dina: the excuses

July 26, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 26, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here they come – a litany of reasons why Lindsay Lohan is a victim and not a criminal, as told to The Insider by Gina Glickman, some friend of Dina’s (of course) who calls herself a “Lohan Insider and Entertainment Correspondent”. Snort. I mean really… isn’t it a little dirty? A little dirty for this woman to be furthering a career as a reporter on the back of a supposed family friend’s tragedy? Maybe it’s just me… So anyway, here’s Dina wanted Gina to say point by point:- Lindsay was having a get together at her home. Full Story

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Remember – spend your money this week on OK Magazine. Because they actually went ahead and released this week’s issue revealing *most* of what went on behind the scenes during their photo shoot with Britney Spears last Thursday. For the unsanitised version of events click here click here. More on that later.

As for that other trainwreck child star Lindsay Lohan – drugs not hers? Bitch… please!

Sexy beast of the day – definitely Scott Baio. Chachi Forever! Will explain.

Wednesday, live blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Thank you Page Six!

Becoming Clare

July 25, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 25, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This just in – Rachel McAdams in Toronto at Four Seasons Avenue Bar with two “agenty” types looking very serious and discussing business…possibly prepping for her role as Clare in The Time Traveller’s Wife? Much of the film is to be shot in Toronto – perfect for Rachel, very close to home. Full Story

GRAMMY Swag Exclusive Giveaway!!!

July 25, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 25, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is a good one…hope you likey. The GRAMMY Foundation will honour Quincy Jones this weekend with the Leadership Award in Los Angeles. The event is called Starry Night kicking off the Recording Academy’s 50th anniversary. Mayjah stars will be in attendance including the evening’s musical director David Foster and Mariah Carey, Kanye West, Bono, and more. Full Story

Hot Dads in Pants

July 25, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 25, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad. Becks. Both rock the pants and both have the Daddy Quiver Factor. Yum. Check it – David and Victoria take Romeo shopping yesterday. And David with Romeo at the Galaxy game in the family box. He’s even hotter when he’s with his boys, non? My favourite rumour circulating around the UK airline industry right now – take with a grain of salt…the Brits just hate her so. Full Story

Shock Blonde in Spain

July 25, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 25, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the risk of sounding totally perv, whenever I see Scarlett Johansson, my mouth waters a little. She is just that delicious. Worthy of a real man … so no wonder she had no time to trifle with Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake. Here’s Scarlett in Barcelona shooting Woody Allen’s latest. Full Story

Granny Freeze and a Baby

July 25, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 25, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was a time, immediately after her split from the GMD, at the height of Moulin Rouge and The Hours, when Nicole Kidman stood tall atop the Love List. Loved her. And then the face stopped moving and a new famewhore was born - hellbent on manufacturing a relationship to combat aging, to convince us of her desirability through a “once in a lifetime” love affair despite mounting evidence to the contrary, to say nothing of the bi-monthly arranged photos of her patting a bloated belly resulting in incessant speculation about a possible baby, Nicole sold and spun and took Keith along for the right. Full Story

Liza Minnelli > Denise Richards

July 25, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 25, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Inconceivable but true… Charles in Charge…don’t lie, don’t tell me you didn’t watch at least one episode and that once upon a time Scott Baio wasn’t your boyfriend. So now he’s in his 40s, I can’t bear to look at him, but of course he has a new reality tv show and of course he was promoting it on Howard Stern yesterday and OF COURSE Howard made him talk about sex and of course he obliged. Full Story

The Alba Bitch and the weak ass break-up

July 25, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 25, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She is single. The Alba Demon has apparently split with her longtime boyfriend Cash Warren (what kind of a name is Cash???) while on press tour overseas for the Fantastic Four which delivered pretty underwhelming results domestically. Cash however is back in LA so Jessica called him, told him she didn’t love him anymore, and had her assistant pick her sh-t up from their house the next day. Full Story

Britney: OK to publish photos???

July 25, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 25, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know all the details if you’ve been reading this column – but buy the magazine anyway because it’s definitely a rarity: to see a celebrity friendly magazine turn on a celebrity. Amazing. And breaking news!!! Was just watching The View. Giuliana DePandi is the guest host and they’re discussing the OK debacle and she said that the magazine WILL run the unflattering story AND the unflattering photos from the shoot! Stay tuned! As for the content – as I said, it’s a sanitized version of events. Full Story

Don’t Mess with Scary

July 25, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 25, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love this bitch. It’s totally ghetto but it’s the only way to deal with a dead beat dad. In this case – Eddie Murphy, of course. New interview with Essence Magazine, Mel B claims she and Eddie planned the baby and also planned marriage, going so far as to reveal that she had her IUD removed so that it could happen. Full Story