Taunting the Theory

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2007 00:00:00 October 16, 2007 00:00:00

Halle Berry attended the LA premiere of Things We Lost in the Fire last night with her baby father in tow flaunting their ridiculous beauty and perfection…and also taunting my Celebrity Baby Theory? The universe can only handle so much gorgessity concentrated in one famous family. Full Story

Angelina Ages

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2007 07:59:54 October 16, 2007 07:59:54

The Family Pitt left NYC last week to return to LA where Angelina will be shooting The Changeling directed by Clint Eastwood. Check out Angie in costume wearing a very cute outfit and shoes but looking pretty old which could be just the character requirement but the gauntness of her face doesn’t help either. Full Story

Monday, October 15, 2007

Dear Gossips,

All of Toronto is on PipWatch. If you’re interested, his weekend consisted of workouts at the gym, Saturday night at the Hazelton where the staff appeared to be starstruck and giddy – even after the celebrity overload during TIFF – and Sunday brunch with Don Cheadle at Eggstacy. Everything in a 3 block radius. And NO Shelf Ass.

Also…No fraternising with Hollywood Ebola either, despite her many attempts at the photo op. Rumour has it, her people have called his people trying to arrange a “meet”. Word is he told her to jump up his ass. Give the man a Grammy for that.

Monday, am online all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Crack Love v.2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 14:24:38 October 15, 2007 14:24:38

How do you get over the love of your life in five minutes? Apparently it’s possible. Because both Kate Moss and Pete Doherty have managed to fill the crack void in their lives with new crack partners. Kate of course is now with another ugly rock dude and Pete has hooked up with her former BFF Irina – a model from Montreal who was also handpicked by Kate herself and featured in her Topshop campaign. Full Story

Lola Turns Eleven

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 00:00:00 October 15, 2007 00:00:00

Can you believe it? That Madonna has an eleven year old daughter? ELEVEN!!??!! Check her out in her skinny jeans!!! So what does Mother Madge get her baby girl for her birthday? Turns out they went to a spa for six hours. Is 11 too young to have your eyebrows done? I think yes… Especially since this girl is clearly developing into a stunner. Full Story

The Marble Rye Lady Needs Your Vote!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 13:12:16 October 15, 2007 13:12:16

This is not gossip. But it is very, very sweet. You KNOW the Marble Rye Lady. If you watch Seinfeld you must know the Marble Rye Lady. Her name is Franny (Frances) Bay, infamous victim of Jerry’s rye theft incident who returned to testify against him and his hilariously reprehensible friends in the series finale. Full Story

Leo: Darker, leaner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 12:47:44 October 15, 2007 12:47:44

But hotter? Not in this photo. Something about the way he’s holding his hat and his turned out feet. A neurotic pet peeve, I know…but still. Dudes who walk with turned out feet look like they’re waddling, non? Having said that, Leo is Leo. And Leo is currently in Morocco, he’s been abroad shooting a new Ridley Scott feature alongside Russell Crowe called Body of Lies. Full Story

KFed Jr: Diary of a Kept Man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 00:00:00 October 15, 2007 00:00:00

You really have to give it Tori Spelling’s husband. Not only is he excelling in the art of golddiggery, he’s also embracing life as a kept man, content with living only as an extension of his wife, happy to sit back, enjoy the paycheque…and learn how to knit. My thanks to the lovely, lovely reader who scanned this and sent it in after cracking open a knitting magazine and enduring the displeasure of seeing Tori’s ugly and her spouse staring back at her. Full Story

Thug Charlotte

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 09:45:32 October 15, 2007 09:45:32

Sex & The City spoiler alert – look away if you wish although really, who gives a sh-t about the plot? The girls were back on the streets shooting Carrie’s supposed wedding scene the other day – as you can see, SJP looks like a drag queen again in a dress that is 2 sizes too big in the breast. Full Story

Catalina Full of Grace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 00:00:00 October 15, 2007 00:00:00

LOVED Maria Full of Grace. If you haven’t seen it, you must …if for no other reason than to witness the beginning of what promises to be an amazing career. Catalina Sandino Moreno is a star. Here she is last week at the 2007 Hispanic Heritage Awards – total gorgessity and also, if memory serves, a one time one night partner with Jakey G. Full Story

Hot Harry on a Horse Needs a Haircut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 00:00:00 October 15, 2007 00:00:00

Hot Harry on a Horse at a rugby match the other day. Definitely a little too much summer beer indulgence, but a quick colonic will take care of that. More of an issue for me is the hair. The hair is too long. Too long and as a result too puffy. Bad hair is a quiveration killer. Can you imagine Chelsea straddling him and cutting it herself? I can. Full Story