Ken Doll in Berlin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 00:00:00 February 10, 2008 00:00:00

Ryan Reynolds co-stars with Julia Roberts, Willem Dafoe, Emily Watson, and fellow Canadian Carrie-Anne Moss in Fireflies in the Garden – no release date confirmed, which is why its reception at the Berlin Film Festival is so critical. Here’s Ryan, clean shaven and dressed adorably frat boy, tolerating Hayden Panettiere for the sake of his film. Full Story

Old Lady in Berlin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 23:58:22 February 10, 2008 23:58:22

Easy with the posing, kid. Check out 30 year old Hayden Panettiere in Berlin for the film festival promoting Fireflies in the Garden. No body part on this girl looks 18. And everything, even down to her earrings, is OLD. Old face, old style, old make up, and an old body – a body that’s been plucked too many times to count. Full Story

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Shopping > Friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 00:00:00 February 10, 2008 00:00:00

As you know, the Spice Girls are cutting out early from their reunion tour. Initial speculation centred around the Mels – that Mel B and Mel C could not bear each other and that their bickering had damaged the relationship beyond repair, to the point that they could no longer go on. Other UK gossips reported that it was all four vs Geri, and that Ginger felt so isolated, she demanded to be released. Full Story

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Box Office Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 23:49:49 February 10, 2008 23:49:49

Finally her disease gets put to good use. Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton’s new movie was released this weekend and earned only $80 per screen for a meagre total of $9,000. As Dina Lohan would say: Justice! Still…it’s not all good news. The film’s per screen average amounted to about 10 people per screening. Full Story

Selma Healthy and Sparkly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 23:48:02 February 10, 2008 23:48:02

What’s the difference between Selma Blair, Eva Mendes, and my Kiki compared to Lindsay Lohan and Paris and Britney and even Kiefer Sutherland…? Selma, Eva, and Kiki went to rehab without first getting behind the wheel and trying to kill people. They went to rehab quietly, without mounting public pressure, and not as part of a public relations strategy to regain public and professional support. Full Story

Purple Posh and Open Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 23:46:11 February 10, 2008 23:46:11

She is the star of his campaign this season, featured in a series of print ads (click here for more ads from the Marc Jacobs campaign) beloved by gays and girls everywhere. And you know, when you earn the worship of the mo’s, it pretty much makes your life. Full Story

Friday, February 8, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Clear eyes..

Full hearts…

Can’t lose.

Oh but they can. Especially on network television. Tonight could be the last ever, ever, ever episode of Friday Night Lights. Why? Because you aren’t watching. Because instead of watching a show loved by the likes of Tina Fey and Jenna Fischer, America is watching losers suck ass on American Idol. Because good taste is dead.

If however you are interested in reviving good taste, perhaps you’ll tune in tonight… otherwise Friday Night could be lights out forever.

As for what tonight’s episode will be about…spoiler alert! Fans of the show, you’ll recall the other day I reported on my interview with Jason Street who said that he is the subject of tonight’s cliffhanger. Now TV Guide’s Michael Ausiello is dangling a pregnancy. So did Street knock up that waitress who saved him from the girl who wanted him to pee on her?

Now read that sentence back. Sex, pregnancy, boys, girls, and golden showers…. Read it back and tell me again if you aren’t watching FNL – why the hell not???

Oh and forgot to mention – one more thing that Jason Street/Scott Porter said about Taylor Kitsch: I asked him whether or not TK would be at the Superbowl and any of the parties. He said no way. He said Taylor hates “the scene”, he never parties. Which is what Taylor said himself when I spoke to him in December. An actor who isn’t a liar? Shocking.

Posted late in the day yesterday – please scroll down for articles you may have missed.

Friday – am online all day. Have a great weekened!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Jack Nicholson is not having trouble with the help. Neither is Toby Maguire. Or Sean Penn. Or Jake Gyllenhaal.

Sienna in a Sling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2008 17:32:19 February 8, 2008 17:32:19

At the Awards Of The London Film Critics" Circle tonight in London – Sienna showing yet again that she’s super cute casual but totally assy on a carpet, probably not wearing Marchesa but unfortunately just as sh*t. It’s the detailing around the shoulders and chest – looks like a Breast Sling. Full Story

Orange Posh on the Runway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2008 00:00:00 February 8, 2008 00:00:00

Now her dress matches her skin. This is the best of Victoria Beckham today in NY at the Project Runway finale. She’ll be using her style expertise as a judge and as you can see she’s taking the responsibility very seriously. LOVE that photo of the four of them – note that Kors, Klum, and Nina are all laughing but all Posh can manage is half a smile. Full Story

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Staging in the Park

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2008 10:31:58 February 8, 2008 10:31:58

Salma Hayek took her man and her baby and the paps for a walk yesterday in New York, giving photographers a safe glimpse at Valentina and giving us an image that is sure to sell the world over. Check at Salma bundled up and chic and her fiancé Francois caught in a passionate embrace. He reminds me of Daniel Craig. Full Story

Pippy’s New Movie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2008 09:57:54 February 8, 2008 09:57:54

Sweet Xenu… is there no such thing as an audition anymore??? That Justin Timberlake is an accomplished and talented musician is undisputed. Because although Pipsqueak’s balls may not have dropped, he can certainly sing. And dance. And write. And produce. All at the same time. But an actor he is not. Full Story