Wednesday Quiver and Smut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2008 09:15:00 April 23, 2008 09:15:00

For your hearts and loins: Colin Firth dropped by Regis & Kelly yesterday. To get you through what seems like an interminable week, if you haven"t already had the pleasure, Will Arnett sex tape with the Olsen Twins. Funniest. Sh*t. Ever. Beware your volume. And thank you to the lovely reader who reminded me. Full Story

BGA Single, the GMD rejoices!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2008 08:29:00 April 23, 2008 08:29:00

Star Jones and Al Reynolds are divorcing! The GMD says Oh Happy Day! Star released the following statement to Entertainment Tonight: "Several years ago I made an error in judgment by inviting the media into the most intimate area of my life. Full Story

I Want

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2008 07:52:24 April 23, 2008 07:52:24

This dress. It is the cutest thing ever. Have a thing for childish prints on clothing. Horses, rabbits, there’s a thermal dog shirt that’s become a travel favourite…but it’s nothing compared to Nicole Richie’s little plane dress. That bag is pretty amazing too. Love mustard. Full Story

Radiant in Rome

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2008 07:09:20 April 23, 2008 07:09:20

Travel is a bitch. Moving to a different city every day can be brutal…unless of course you travel the way Gwynnie does. Monday she was in Paris, then over to Berlin, today it’s Rome and a photo call with Robert Downey Jr and Jon Favreau continuing their Iron Man promotional tour. As you can see from a glowing radiant Gwyneth, the travel does not appear to have affected her. Full Story

Pitt Porn Returns to Cannes?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2008 06:47:22 April 23, 2008 06:47:22

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt both had projects premiering at Cannes last year and their arrival totally made the festival, leaving all of us who were lucky enough to be there publicly aroused by their Pitt Porn. Click here Full Story

Gwyneth Wears a Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2008 06:23:07 April 23, 2008 06:23:07

And I don’t mean her snot face, which is a face she pretty much can’t take off. My Gwyneth on the carpet last night at the Berlin premiere of Iron Man wearing a beaded short dress with a face on it. Love dresses with faces. I have a dress with a face too http://www.laineygossip.com/PressDetail. Full Story

Granny Freeze: the Miracle of Modern Medicine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2008 06:08:00 April 23, 2008 06:08:00

In more ways than one. Have you ever seen a woman work bump the way Gran is working her bump? Last week her bump was a molehill. This week is a bubbling volcano. Nicole Kidman spoke at a UNIFEM press conference yesterday at the UN and bordered on Rossum with her incessant bump-highlighting antics that had some people distracted and others wondering why she didn’t just hire a man to walk around with a neon arrow point at her belly. Full Story

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April 23, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2008 06:01:58 April 23, 2008 06:01:58

To my trainer Hayley McGowan: played first round of golf of the season yesterday and was BOMBING the ball. You’re right – it’s all about core strength! But am begging you to take it easy on me tomorrow. Begging. Thank you, love you, owe you. Full Story

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Dear Gossips,

It’s not the clothes or the pretty faces or the scandals of the Upper East Side. What makes Gossip Girl, for a 34 year old anyway, are exchanges like this:

Serena: What the hell’s your problem?!

Chuck: Specify the context.


Amazing.

Besides, girl sh*t is the best sh*t. And Blair vs Jenny is way better than Lauren vs Heidi could ever be.

Congratulations to Lynn C, winner of the Matt and Nat eTalk giveaway! And congratulations to Lisa D, winner of the Warner/Flare giveaway! My swag is your swag. More swag coming soon.

Tuesday – all day blogging, remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Worst.Rossum.Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2008 13:41:00 April 22, 2008 13:41:00

New York Magazine has printed an exchange between Leighton Meester and Emmy Rossum that occurred last night at the opera during which Rossum decided to out-Rossum herself and throw it in everyone else’s face that she’s been invited to the Costume Institute Gala and that she’ll even be seated at Anna Wintour’s table. Full Story