Monday, November 5, 2007

Dear Gossips,

It’s become an annual tradition: once Halloween is over, Love Actually begins – my favourite movie leading up the holidays, had my first 2007 viewing just last night, and while it does sound obnoxiously early, Christmas is only shockingly 7 weeks away.

Am back in Vancouver after a 72 hour round trip to London. Super short visit, no chance at Topshop, but what’s Topshop next to Hogwarts? More on that later. SO grateful to YOU for making these opportunities possible and as a token of my appreciation for supporting this site, please find here weekly holiday gift giving options including exclusive Harry Potter items, DVDs, swag bags, and more. Your support means the world. Thank you, love you, owe you.

Catching up from the weekend and fresh smut below. Am online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Happy 24th birthday to Bianca!

PPS. Hollywood’s current Golden “It” Boy, Shia LeBoeuf, arrested at a Walgreens in Chicago for being drunk and disorderly and refusing to leave the premises. Nothing like an intoxicated and belligerent celebrity with a sense of entitlement. Wonder if he pulled the “Do you know who I am? Card. It’s totally my favourite.

Stop Right Now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Thank you very much… Something you thought you’d never, ever, ever see – Victoria Beckham, not only driving herself from the studio on Friday after rehearsals with the girls, but also… wait for it… wait for it… Wearing what looks like a sweatshirt! Maybe even fleece!!! Is it safe to drive with sunglasses at night? source Full Story

Love Actually in Costume

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Even though it’s Keira, these are so cute I can’t resist. She’s on set in costume shooting The Duchess surprised by a visit from boyfriend Rupert. Appears to be genuinely thrilled to see him as you can see from these uncomfortably voyeuristic shots of the two sharing a few tender moments. Full Story

Fred Bloat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Vince Vaughn at the Hollywood premiere of Fred Claus on Saturday. It’s safe to say – Vince has passed the point of no return: that invisible line of hard living, in combination with genetics, if you stop short there’s still hope of reclaiming past hotness but if you go beyond…that’s it. Full Story

Ugly Sexy > Three Whiskers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

There’s poster boy pretty and then there’s just plain style… and while Adrien Brody may not be on the surface your typical garden variety quiveration, there is something about a man who looks a little off the beaten path, who you know can capture you from the first course to closing, who can kink it up in the bedroom, and keep yielding surprise after surprise well after the bloom of good looks had faded away. Full Story

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Tranny at Macy’s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Seriously…her face is freakin’ me out. Jessica Simpson turned up at Macy’s in NYC to hawk her accessories line the other day looking like she’s had more work done. Two months ago it was the nose. Now something’s going on around the eyes, the brows, the forehead, even the mouth… as if every time she breaks up with a boy she goes straight to the plastic surgeon’s. Full Story

Lilo Eyes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Shia’s pupils…look familiar? Drunk my ass. Cocaine is everywhere…and, with precious few exceptions, child stars are f&cked. source  Full Story

She’s Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 09:36:22 November 5, 2007 09:36:22

Once upon at time that goose guffaw coming out of those horse teeth was too much to bear. But that was an easier, gentler time, before the worldwide spread of Hollywood Ebola and smut took a diseased turn. Julia’s bitch now pales in comparison to the antics of the Slut Brigade and Dina Lohan too. Full Story

Spanish Quiveration on the Carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Javier Bardem has 2 Oscar-contending films this season: the Coen Brothers’ latest No Country for Old Men and Love in the Time of Cholera, either of which could earn Javier his second nomination. Here he is at the premiere of No Country last night without his girlfriend (or beard, some would say) Penelope Cruz. Full Story

Too Much Dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 08:09:35 November 5, 2007 08:09:35

She can be hit or miss on the red carpet – this one constitutes a clear “miss” – but who cares? It’s Kate Winslet, buried in an unfortunate dress, and still looking better than ever. Kate showed at the BAFTA event in LA supporting her fellow Brits, even though NYC is now home. Full Story

Always the Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Helen Mirren at the BAFTA Cunard Brittania Awards in LA at the weekend looking more regal and more elegant than a large majority of tartlets running around Hollywood. Can you believe this broad is 62? Helen Mirren’s 62 is all sex, non? 62 and truly, truly a modern woman. Talks sex freely, is not ashamed, has never been ashamed of her body, and chose not to have children – in the face of what I’m sure was an endless river of sanctimony launched from every direction by MiniVan women who chose motherhood and who insist every woman MUST share the same lifechanging experience and that those who don’t must be biological anomalies. Full Story