Vegas Wardrobe & Bradley Cooper

August 28, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 28, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cameron Diaz is in NYC to film a new movie called What Happens in Vegas. Shooting began this week – here she is on set yesterday rocking a killer dress. And if this first example is any indication, her wardrobe for this project is going to be mayjah. As you know, Cam has been on a series of dates of late with John Mayer. Full Story

Textbook Swoon

August 28, 2007 07:46:19 Posted at August 28, 2007 07:46:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He doesn’t do it for me but some crazy bitch always sends me hate mail whenever I rag on his pansy ass so he must do it for someone. And I suppose, in a theatrical, the-cameras-are-rolling romantic comedy kind of way, Jude Law has a certain flavour …if that’s your thing. Check it out – he’s now being linked to a German model called Susan Hoecke. Full Story


August 28, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 28, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two biggest knocks against Elisha Cuthbert: that she is friends with that disease Paris Hilton and that she’s been dating that loser ass Sean Avery. Sean Avery is a hockey player, the kind of guy born with a “beat me” face and a matching prick attitude – constantly smirking, too good to have manners, a dude you’d imagine who’d will lose his sh-t if his girl so much as said thank you to another man for picking up her napkin… you know the type. Full Story

Monday, August 27, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Sad smut or a cover up? Owen Wilson situation analysis below.

Britney’s fine parenting on display yet again and a Linebacker Tranny returns to LA. Jessica Simpson is reasserting herself onto the scene. The photos are delightful.

Monday, live blogging all day. Check back often for updates.

Yours in gossip,


PS. The God of Animals book review en route tomorrow. Current obsession: The Overachievers: The Secret Lives of Driven Kids by Alexandra Robbins – non fiction that reads like fiction and if you love teens, you will LOVE The Overachievers.

The Cuss Master

August 27, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 27, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

By no means an original thought, and probably not what we should teach our children but still… if Samuel L Jackson was presiding over a Master Class in Cussing, I’d be there in a minute. I still laugh every time I think of his “foot massage” exchange with John Travolta in Pulp Fiction. Full Story

Tranny Shoulders, Hooker Heels

August 27, 2007 13:23:50 Posted at August 27, 2007 13:23:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson is a sweet girl. I’ve met her, I’ve spoken with her, she’s not a bitch like Alba, though I suppose all hags probably have some measure of intelligence, of which Jessica Simpson is in short supply. But still… being that she’s not a total cow, I feel badly on occasions when she tries so hard, and still, and still after all her efforts comes up ManTran. Full Story

Rossum Makes a Video!

August 27, 2007 13:00:08 Posted at August 27, 2007 13:00:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cheese Rossum music deserves a cheese Rossum video. So of course Emmy had to put her songs to film, applying nauseating facial expressions to go along with her nauseating lyrics and nauseating “opera” enunciation and delivery:Slow me downDon’t let love pass me by, justShow me how ‘cause I’m ready to fall These photos certainly do the words justice, non? Here’s Emmy on her video shoot the other day, emoting Rossumly in a red dress and angel curls. Full Story

Saving the Boo Boos

August 27, 2007 12:32:06 Posted at August 27, 2007 12:32:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Courtroom drama today involving Britney’s boys. Her attorney and KFed’s attorney have been summoned in response to a reported investigation being conducted by Children and Family Services. In question, not surprisingly, is Britney’s ability to properly parent her babies. Just the other day, Britney’s parents were conveniently photographed in Federline’s neighbourhood babysitting SPF and JJ while their loser father is off shooting One Tree Hill in North Carolina. Full Story

Gisele? Really?

August 27, 2007 10:06:05 Posted at August 27, 2007 10:06:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t watch it and I don’t get it. But many of you do. Dancing with the Stars…somehow it’s still on the air. And thriving. And the new season is about to begin. ABC will reveal the new crop of “celebrity” dancers on Wednesday but TMZ has the early word – most are below B List trying to stay relevant. Full Story

The Generous Girlfriend

August 27, 2007 09:51:49 Posted at August 27, 2007 09:51:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Hudson, who once told a pap to f&ck off during her morning run, gave it up good for photographers in Malibu Saturday as she and Dax Shepard appeared to delight in each other’s company in the produce department at a grocery store. Dax of course is making the transition from Punk’d sidekick to bonafide silver screen actor. Full Story

Overpeeled, Underfed

August 27, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at August 27, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Renee Zellweger at a concert this weekend, body fat as low as ever, and skin seemingly so scrubbed and so raw, it’s a wonder she can smile without pain. Or maybe that is pain. Maybe she is grimacing through her pain. Is 20 pounds and a good foundation seriously worse than this? source Full Story