Patrick Dempsey looked dashing, if not a tad too orange, at the premiere of Enchanted this weekend, posing alongside co-star Amy Adams and his always unamused wife. Seriously…how often have you seen her smile a happy smile? And no, it’s not a case of nature face: someone sweet with the biological burden of being born with a permascowl. Full Story

Poor thing looks like she’ll give herself an aneurysm in the process but still… shocker of all shockers – Nicole Kidman is actually still able to twitch her forehead. Can you believe it? Nicole was in court in Australia Monday testifying against a paparazzo claiming she was “scared” by his tactics, showing off the full might of her Oscar qualifications in telling a rapt audience of a frightening incident during which she alleges she was pursued by a photographer and as such put in danger. Full Story

Jennie Garth: why bust your ass on Dancing with the Stars, drop 2 dress sizes, and show up in a cheap ass polyester garbage bag with gold tap shoes and cover up the body? Why??? And why does the wedding hair persist? Why can’t the wedding hair die a quick death? You know the Wedding Hair. I know you know the Wedding Hair. Full Story

Not Feng Shui friendly but definitely fit for a diva – Mary J was perfection last night and a stately reminder amidst all the young twats running amok on that carpet of what it takes to stick around. Will Carrie Underwood be around in 10 years? Ha. Photos from WENN Full Story

Love it. Love her. Love the new album. Alicia. Always. Photos from WENN  Full Story

The pose, the pucker, the bob, the angles… Christina Applegate channelled the Posh at the AMAs last night in purple and stilettos and even a tattoo. One glaring oversight: no concrete tits sitting ATOP the bust line – a mayjah mistake. And the dress wasn’t a great choice either. It’s the shade of purple, I think, when combined with the prom material makes for tacky prom period. Full Story

Behind the blonde lurks a bitch and you don’t have to look too closely to see that Carrie Underwood expected to be the star of the night. Indeed she was, even though it was spoiled for a few short moments by Miley Cyrus who elicited a huge cheer from the crowd at one point, prompting a narrow-eyed glare from our country queen in the process. Full Story

Hurts to say nice things about punk ass Avril but apart from the shoes, loved last night’s look. If it had to be black I would have made them booties, you know? These are so meh, they almost seem an afterthought. And making shoes an afterthought is like violating a commandment. photos from WENN Full Story

Too old lady, too rigid, and that sheer lace ribbon holding things together is pure cheese… SO not feeling what Rihanna rocked on the carpet last night. Much prefer her gown change for the stage, though it is rather interesting this little breast fixation she’s got goin’ on. Apparently Rihanna was asked to leave a cousin"s wedding Full Story

Sweet Xenu, check the ravishing rump! Undoubtedly the result of double Spanx. We love Spanx. And we love double Spanx when it’s not rendering supermodels into androgens with no toe – see example attached. Full Story

Idol won big last night – both Carrie Underwood and Daughtry scored big wins but it was Beyonce and Brown who lit up the stage. Chris Brown is adorable, though he was slightly no-necked last night, non? A few fashion highlights below. And ugh… Are you done with Carrie Underwood? Like… sit DOWN Carrie Underwood. Full Story