Better…but still sh*t. KatE continues to torture us with us those jeans. Some of you have written to posit that they’re actually the GMD’s, that he makes her wear them to be close to her. It’s totally something he would do… Only … These are TOO LONG to be his. Full Story

The Queen of Australia, Nicole Kidman, has brought her princess home to meet her subjects. The Daily Telegraph was able to capture photo and video of Granny Freeze exiting a private plane. Click here to see. Full Story

Coldplay concluded the US leg of their tour in Boston on Monday. Gwyneth was there and Jenn (c/o Mimi) was kind enough to send a few details, with a photo too! Love you! Gwynnie brought her mom and sat with the Seinfelds, grooving throughout the entire show, jumping up and down, hollering, cheering…very very cute. Full Story

I LOVE HIM! He’s on the Freebie Five!!! Of course you know what he said while filling in for Regis yesterday. And you probably know how that hag Dina Lohan told OK! Magazine that it was “cruel” and that Anderson Cooper will get slapped with some “karma”. Well… The Silver Fox is NOT only NOT apologising…he’s actually STILL mounting an offensive! Last night on AC 360, Anderson was asked about the drama. Full Story

This carpet is going to explode. Producers for the new Bond film Quantum of Solace have confirmed that both Princes William and Harry will attend the premiere in London on October 29th. Daniel Craig and Hot Harry on a Horse… TOGETHER! And maybe touching! Can you stand it? Can you stand the quiver? Photos attached to hold you til then. Full Story

And the tit for tat continues. It’s like she can’t help herself, you know? A tv girl’s futile efforts to make it in the movies, an ex wife’s futile efforts to compete with the man who moved on, his goddess of a partner, and their chosen children… Jennifer Aniston’s impossible missions. Full Story

Love a man who dresses for dinner. Especially when that man is Clive Owen although this suit is remarkably similar to one he wore during filming of Duplicity with Julia Roberts. But I won’t complain. My man can barely be bothered to shower. Clive had dinner last night at Nobu Berkeley in London. Full Story

George Clooney is currently vacationing in the Mediterranean, stopping at one glamourous port after another, spending time with his bestie Rande Gerber and his wife Cindy Crawford. It’s a tough life, non? Holding court on the yacht at lunch, servants at his beck and call, ladies at his beck and call, hopping off the boat for dinner, surrounding by eurotrashy looking companions hoping tonight it’ll be their turn to raise the red lantern…no wonder George looks so fit. Full Story

It’s a lesson for anyone stupid enough to invest in this Canadian piece of sh*t: Pamela Anderson is a waste of money. She’s good for a naked spread, she’s good for an annual Playboy cover, and maybe a calendar – common aids for masturbation… period. Even hiring her for a party Full Story

Every day it’s getting better. Yesterday was perhaps the best. Britney went shopping on Robertson, attracting a pap frenzy. And what is there to celebrate? Well… look at her. The hair – it’s been worse. By far. The skin – looks pretty good. The body – healthier and healthier. Full Story