A Break from the Beach

July 25, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 25, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston in NYC last night out for dinner, spending some time away from Malibu and taking a breather from the beach. Shocking. Not happy with the fact that the plum roles are going to the plum actresses of another caliber, Jen has been working to develop her own projects: a musical and possibly a return to television but only as a producer. Full Story

The Opposite of Pitt Porn

July 25, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 25, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Cruises trying to dirty dance…ew. Apparently he pulled out some of the old classics from Risky Business, stopping just short, thank Goddess, of showing off his tighty whiteys. Here’s the GMD trying to pretend he’s ridin’ up on David Beckham as opposed to his wife. And Katie gamely playing along, showing off some lovely, lovely arm tone. Full Story

Truly Dina’s Daughter

July 25, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 25, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan to Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush: "Yes. I am innocent... did not do drugs they"re not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin"s mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy." Right. So… was she drinking and driving? Yes. Did she fail a field sobriety test? Yes. Full Story

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Well that didn’t take long! Only yesterday I was surmising about how long it would be before her next firing and the challenges with securing insurance on any of her projects. Needless to say, Lilo has proved us all right.

Lindsay Lohan, arrested early this morning "for possession of cocaine, driving under the influence, transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility and driving on a suspended license" after gleefully flaunting that alcohol monitoring device like the new Birkin.

Story developing, check back often for updates.

Tuesday, am online all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

All About Dina

July 24, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 24, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Always. Which is half of how this mess was started in the first place. She and Michael Lohan too who is whoring himself all over the damn place today proudly and publicly showing off the fact that he raised an irresponsible twat hellbent on repeatedly getting behind the wheel and putting others in danger. Full Story

Why the Spare is Hotter than the Heir

July 24, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 24, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks to Lara S for the scan from the London Times. As is the case with Jakey G, it’s not always purely about the face and the body. It’s how they move, it’s the Pants Issue. It’s how the pants hang just right off narrow hips. Like Becks and Brad, it’s a confident gait, it’s how they work their gifts that make all the difference. Full Story

Amazing the difference…

July 24, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 24, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Three years makes. Three years ago, he was putrid and revolting and nasty and almost as ugly as Donatella. But as they say: if you’re happy, I’m happy. And she is happy. Very happy. We saw them together last year at TIFF, dancing up a storm at the El Cantante afterparty in the Distillery, totally totally in love with each other. Full Story

Away with the Chosen One

July 24, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 24, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After a few days in France, the Family Pitt is heading out. Destination not 100% confirmed but shooting on Wanted has yet to be complete so Momma could be back to work. As you can see, Angelina and Brad are transporting the Chosen One from the car into their jet. Look closely how blonde she is and I can see her big cheeks from here although in one shot the poor thing looks like she’s wailing, perhaps roused from a warm nap on the way to the airport. Full Story

Kinks

July 24, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 24, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am aware that the “next article” feature has been disabled. Working on it. Sorry, I know it’s a bitch to move back and forth. These are new site kinks that will come up for the next while as we adjust. Can I trouble you for your patience and understanding? My apologies for the inconvenience. Full Story

Winona Inspiration

July 24, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 24, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s all about trainwrecks today… so how about some hope? Not that Winona was anywhere near the level of f&cked that Lilo and Britney have achieved but still. Getting busted for shoplifting at Saks, wonked out with pills in her purse was the stuff of TMZ before its time. But after a few low years and likely much therapy, Winona Ryder is cautiously stepping back into the famelight. Full Story

Lilo: Hours Before

July 24, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 24, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Photos of Lindsay Lohan at a party just hours before her arrest. She has now been sent back to rehab though not at Promises. Because clearly, it didn’t work … for her. In fact, anywhere in California probably won’t work for her. Luxurious rehab facilities with no gyms and no AA meetings in house and in and out privileges constantly? Please. Full Story