She Hates her Body

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 00:00:00 November 15, 2007 00:00:00

Ugh. Dear Alba Bitch, We get it. Your beauty is a curse. You don’t want to be known for your body. Because you are an actor. No, honey. Julianne Moore is an actor. You, sweetheart, are simply a pretty face. And a first class bitch, no matter how hard Harvey Weinstein has been talking you up. And no one will see Awake if you’re not getting naked. Full Story

Chicken Fried Lip Rash!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 12:22:49 November 15, 2007 12:22:49

Lawd only knows what she did with her mouth this time – was it another injection or a bad case of lip wax? As you can see, Britney upper lip looks raw. Of course she is driving and texting at the same time too. On the plus side…her skin seems better? source TMZ Full Story

Gilmore Girls Exclusive Box Set Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 00:00:00 November 15, 2007 00:00:00

Another great gift…this one is sitting on my dining room table begging to be opened. Which means it needs to leave my house right now. The Village Voice called Gilmore Girls the “sweetest show on TV” and while that descriptor may inspire a Seventh Heaven frown, rest assured GG, unlike SH, is beautifully written and beautifully acted. Full Story

The Last Office

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 11:49:17 November 15, 2007 11:49:17

Tonight’s episode is the last of The Office of the season…and as the strike wears on, there’s no telling when a new one will be offered. So enjoy it. Especially all of you Jim and Pam fans who apparently hate on the fact that he’s dating Rashida Jones. If they’re not working together, will John and Jenna spend time together? Can you stand it? Still…John and Jenna have money. Full Story

Break Up/Hook Up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 00:00:00 November 15, 2007 00:00:00

Word is Jen and BFF Courteney Cox are on the outs – something about Jen wanting Courteney to visit her on the set of her new movie and Courteney refusing to jump. Poor Courteney’s been letting her shoulder get wet for over 2 years. The girl probably needed a break, if only to let her bitch out on her staff. Full Story

Le Coat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 00:00:00 November 15, 2007 00:00:00

La Cheese Celine was in NYC yesterday on promo for her new cheese album. But enough about the love songs… how about this coat? This coat!!! Grey for the season, leather forever… I covet. I must have. Best thing about it? She paid for it. Remember, Celine will not accept freebies. She worked hard for her money, she’s happy to spend it hard too. Full Story

John Travolta Butabi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 09:35:41 November 15, 2007 09:35:41

What is love…baby don’t hurt me…don’t hurt me…no mo’… Credit to LM for the idea – do you remember A Night at the Roxbury? The Butabi Brothers? Is John Travolta the third brother? Am dying laughing. photos from Splash Full Story

Happy Birthday Carb Face and the Beauty Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 00:00:00 November 15, 2007 00:00:00

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo celebrated their birthdays last night in Vegas at LAX. As you can see, his Carb Face is as pronounced as ever. And this poor girl – even when she’s wearing cool clothes, she still turns it into pageant fashion. Incidentally, she’s wearing the Alice + Olivia mentioned above, only hers is in navy. Full Story

Chicken Fried ADD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 00:00:00 November 15, 2007 00:00:00

So Britney failed a drug test the other day sending her team scrambling for an excuse. Every time they came up with one – asthma, narcolepsy –  tmz.com shot it all to hell. But finally….success! An excuse that is not only plausible, it also might stand up in court. Full Story

Hetero Hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 09:01:13 November 15, 2007 09:01:13

This is how you wear it when A. it’s thinning and B. people think you’re gay. Check out John Travolta last night at a special screening of Hairspray. You will note the portly Pilot’s mane is thicker than ever. Amazing the self delusional abilities of the MiniVan Majority. Can you believe there are still people out there who believe he prefers P over C? Quick observation – his skin tone. Full Story

Granny Freeze Hates Xenu?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2007 08:08:09 November 15, 2007 08:08:09

Oh Xenu will be angry. Nicole Kidman on the cover of the new Marie Claire…it looks nothing like her. Sigh. She really needs to stop. This of course is the interview during which she denies having had any plastic surgery. And has to bring up the issue – yet again – of her miscarriage and/or ectopic pregnancy as if to remind us that she is indeed a fertile human being and not a hermaphrodite, as rumoured. Full Story