If George Had Taste…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2008 09:25:38 February 27, 2008 09:25:38

If George Clooney had any taste, he’d be all over my Marion. As it happens, George Clooney prefers his girls deep on the cheap and tawdry side. And although he’s trying to whitewash her in the mainstream media with cute little details about their Oscar night to People Magazine and the like, Sarah Larsen at the end of the day will always be the girl who danced for Nine. Full Story

Pipsqueak or Owen?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2008 08:14:00 February 27, 2008 08:14:00

There was a lame report that surfaced at the weekend – some bullsh*t about Kate Hudson and Justin Timberlake secretly dating for a year but she didn’t want to go public because she feared embarrassment and heartache a la Cameron Diaz. I mean really… Don’t they know Kate? Don’t they know Kate the unabashed maneater? Why would Kate Hudson bother for more than one night with JT and his pipsqueak? Why would Kate Hudson be embarrassed by anyone? Please. Full Story

No Ben at the Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2008 07:28:00 February 27, 2008 07:28:00

Have received emails from many of you re: Ben Affleck’s absence at the Oscars but there really is nothing smutty to report. And even if there was, do you really think Taupe would let that go? Since marrying Ben and birthing Violet, ingratiating herself to the Mommy Majority, Jennifer Garner’s career is hotter than ever. Full Story

Colin by the Pool

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2008 07:05:50 February 27, 2008 07:05:50

Monday night at the Roosevelt – eTalk.ctv.ca team farewell dinner by the pool, Colin Farrell is sitting a few feet over on a pool couch talking intently to another man. But first… Colin at the Oscars. To be honest, he wasn’t a stand out. Sorry. Because as hot as he is, and he is hot, he was also sharing a carpet with Daniel Day-Lewis, Johnny Depp, and Javier Bardem. Full Story

February 27, 2008 – Smutty Shout-outs!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2008 06:46:07 February 27, 2008 06:46:07

To Emma on your 15th birthday tomorrow – thank you so much for reading my blog with mom. Enjoy the year before your sweet 16 and promise me you won’t grow up too fast? Happy belated smutty spicy 29th to Urmie from your BFF Theodora. Thrilled you enjoyed the Spice Show the other night. And you were NOT the oldest hags there! Remember Geri lies about her age all the time! To Dawn who went back to work for the first time since Zara – how you holdin’ up? Your “yummy mummy” friends say they miss you on playdates. Full Story

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Remaining Oscar posts have been added below - scroll down -  including Johnny and Vanessa and Javier and Marion.

Today"s gossip including details re: John Krasinski and flirting with Zach Braff to come.

Oh and Colin Farrell was at the Roosevelt pool bar last night. More on that later.

Am writing furiously but while you"re waiting - here"s an Oscar weekend riddle:

Eggs in Public: at an Oscar party on Sunday night, he"s been drinking, she"s been nagging. Turns into a huge, embarrassingly loud argument about the most personal of matters: she wants babies, he doesn"t, and they proceed to yell at each other about it in front of a large audience.

More coming soon!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Annyong David!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2008 13:43:03 February 26, 2008 13:43:03

Remember Annyong Bluth? Snort. David Beckham arrived in Korea today on a promo tour with the LA Galaxy which means he will miss the final Spice Girls concert tonight in Toronto. Family members have flown in from around the world to support the Spices but it’ll be a Becks-free show at the ACC when Posh takes her final bow. Full Story

Eggs in Public

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2008 06:22:00 February 26, 2008 06:22:00

At an Oscar party on Sunday night, he"s been drinking, she"s been nagging. Turns into a huge, embarrassingly loud argument about the most personal of matters: she wants babies, he doesn"t, and they proceed to yell at each other about it in front of a large audience.  Full Story

The Night Before with John & Rashida

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2008 10:40:00 February 26, 2008 10:40:00

We were at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Saturday night where the Night Before Oscar party was happening. So many stars – better attended than the Oscars and I’ll be up for a week straight writing down all my observations. Will get to the breaking information first. John Krasinski and Rashida Jones – she is gorgeous in person with the sexiest voice ever – left together holding hands, climbed into his black Lexus and drove away. Full Story

No Looking, No Talking, No Breathing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2008 09:33:36 February 26, 2008 09:33:36

Diva antics are rather pedestrian these days so it takes a super bitch and her ass attitude to really push the envelope. A photo shoot with a major artist. Much is riding on her new project. Everyone is busting their balls to make her look good. But it’s hard with these instructions: Don’t talk to her, don’t look at her, and … don’t even breathe in her direction. Full Story

Oscar Thanks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2008 09:22:03 February 26, 2008 09:22:03

Skip to the next if you can’t stand it but it would be criminal not to thank those who helped make Oscar weekend so amazing. Here’s Dylan being Dylan posing with Oscar in his tux. Note – at the Oscars, EVERYONE has to dress up. Camera crew, assistants, technicians, anyone with access to the carpet for whatever reason has to get dolled up. Full Story