KFed’s Inspiration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 00:00:00 October 10, 2007 00:00:00

She has taken golddigging to a whole new level. Because while KFed may have married a Britney, Heather Mills went and scored herself a Beatle. Not only that but she also totally screwed him over and will also get paid in the process. This is why the woman is an inspiration to greedy f&ckers just like her. Full Story

Pene loves Javy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 06:23:01 October 10, 2007 06:23:01

A new smutty kink for those who believe Pene’s a lesbian ... Spanish gossips are reporting that she’s hooked up with the sizzling hotness of Javier Bardem and Hola Magazine claims this photo of them together on the beach confirm their romance. Perfect couple, non? Me lovey! No but seriously… Javier Barden is unbelievable. Full Story

24 X 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 06:09:21 October 10, 2007 06:09:21

Rather ironic, don"t you think? Kiefer Sutherland plead no contest to DUI yesterday and will reportedly be sentenced to 48 days for drinking, then getting behind the wheel of a car and attempting to kill people…not once, BUT TWICE. Kiefer was previously charged in 2004 and was on probation last month when arrested again for the same offence. Full Story

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Dear Gossips,

You can’t rehabilitate a famewhore. Especially not one raised by Dina Lohan. Just five minutes out of rehab and already an exclusive sit down interview including photos with OK! Magazine...clearly someone is eager to knock Britney off the tabloid mountain.

Lindsay Lohan is back! More on that later.

Am trying to make it through one day without Britney. Fingers crossed.

Tuesday – live blogging, check back often. Also posted on Monday and late Friday, please scroll down if you missed.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Save Ben’s Career

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2007 14:20:55 October 9, 2007 14:20:55

Gone Baby Gone is Ben Affleck’s directorial debut. I will see it. Not because early reviews have returned positive feedback and not because Casey Affleck has a certain je ne sais quoi (loved him in The Last Kiss) but because the movie is make it or break it for Ben’s career. And he acknowledges as much in a new interview with Details. Full Story

Gossip is Good

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2007 00:00:00 October 9, 2007 00:00:00

Tuesdays are good. Tuesday are good because Gossip Girl is good. And Gossip Girl has just been picked up for a full season! I’m telling you… if you haven’t already, you really must. It is sinful and silly and will do nothing for your brain or, for that matter, your heart. But the clothes are incredible and the girls are so deliciously, perfectly horrible to each other and best of all, Tyra Banks isn’t lecturing someone every five minutes so seriously, take a morality break and download the first 3 episodes. Full Story

Pip’n’Ass Eat Sweat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2007 11:25:52 October 9, 2007 11:25:52

Emails from half of Toronto about this – Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake and his Shelf Ass hit up the Yorkville Club around noon EST today for a work out. He was with a trainer while she, according to multiple sources, “trailed behind like a puppy” and acted like a “wet blanket”. Full Story

Supermodel Middle-aged

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2007 00:00:00 October 9, 2007 00:00:00

Impossible to grow up in the 80s and 90s and not idolise the original supermodels – back when the models were the stars, when they were the only choices to grace Vogue and Elle instead of the Taupes and Anistons that do so today. We used to watch Fashion Television religiously and gush over Christy, Naomi, Tatiana, Cindy, and of course Leeenda. Full Story

Acceptable Bad Table Manners

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2007 10:30:42 October 9, 2007 10:30:42

Never acceptable to be rude at table…unless you used to be a Vegas cocktail  girl and your date is George Clooney. In that case, turn your back to the other guests including Cindy Crawford and focus on him only. Which is exactly what Sarah Larsen is doing in this video. I’m warning you. Full Story

Becks Rivals Brad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2007 00:00:00 October 9, 2007 00:00:00

While Victoria and Cruz are in Paris for fashion week and an Elle Magazine cover shoot – high fashion photos in which she looks like a starving Martian – Becks is hanging back in LA with Brooklyn and Romeo, playing doting dad at school. Check out the maddening quiverating this weekend. Just a reminder that Brad Pitt isn’t the only father hotness, though these shots of him with the Chosen One will undoubtedly set your loins afire. Full Story

The Clooney Campaign

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2007 00:00:00 October 9, 2007 00:00:00

He was on David Letterman last night, sexy as all hell in his black suit and so… Man. Just Man. Real Man. There is no boy or punk in George Clooney. Even my mother in law wants him. And this is not a frivolous woman. Check out George last night out for dinner with his piece and the Gerbers. George has been lighting up NYC while in town shooting Burn After Reading and he’s also been playing the press rounds for Michael Clayton – now generating so much positive critical buzz that Clooney has kicked it up a notch, charming journalist after journalist during interviews and supposedly even agreeing to push back the release date for Leatherheads. Full Story