Pip & The PGA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2007 00:00:00 November 12, 2007 00:00:00

  Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake, an avid golfer with supposedly a 6 handicap, will be the 14th (terribly unlucky number) celebrity in Tour history to host a tour event as it’s just been announced that the Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open will go down October 2008, the first of a five year contract. Full Story

Portman Pink > Rossum Pink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2007 00:00:00 November 12, 2007 00:00:00

But of course it does. A tale of two pinks – the flawless Natalie Portman last night (so much better when her hair is blown out), perfect in pink at the premiere of Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium and Emmy Rossum raping you with her pink sugar (as Keira Knightley would say) at the 2nd anniversary of Tao in Vegas. Full Story

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Ugly, Junior, and a Dog

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2007 00:00:00 November 12, 2007 00:00:00

I’ll take the dog. Tori Spelling and her husband KFed Jr showed up in NYC on Saturday at The Out 100 Awards. You know how gays love drag queens. As you can see, she has her push presents full on display. Normally, as I understand it from ALL of my girlfriends popping out children, it’s now becoming in vogue for baby fathers to present their baby mothers with gifts upon baby delivery. Full Story

Violet Eyes Forever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2007 00:00:00 November 12, 2007 00:00:00

She’s in a wheelchair but she’s still fierce as ever. Check out the Grande Dame Elizabeth Taylor at the launch of her new jewellery collection in Beverly Hills yesterday. Remember, this is a woman who has died almost as many times as she’s been married. And each time, the plucky bitch walks away from the light and back to earth, blessing us with her violet eyes in the face of seemingly insurmountable obstacles… though the splash of red right by her neck isn’t a very smart choice. Full Story

Oceans 13 DVD Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2007 00:00:00 November 12, 2007 00:00:00

So the boys are back in time for the holidays. And back in Vegas too. George, Brad, Matt, and the sizzling Don Cheadle. They smolder in their suits, the coolest cats on the strip, and always always you want to be part of the Pack. Best yet, not only is the Oceans 13 DVD up for grabs, but the complete set – Oceans 11, Oceans 12, and the last chapter 13 along with “Poker – The Real Deal” poker tips booklet by Phil Gordon and Jonathan Grotenstein. Full Story

Friday Night Quiveration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2007 00:00:00 November 12, 2007 00:00:00

Friday Night Lights – are you watching? I hope you’re watching. Because after a slow start, this season is just as great as the last. Like all teams shaking off the off season rust. Still the most perfect show on television. With the most perfect cast of leading men. Damn! I prefer Kyle Chandler myself. Full Story

Friday Night Pee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2007 10:31:09 November 12, 2007 10:31:09

Minka Kelly has been dealing with John Mayer for a couple of months now – seen here together at the Knicks game Sunday night. Apparently she doesn’t care that they’re not mutually exclusive, that even after their hook up he was trolling around NY with his boys looking for ass and a face to pee on. Full Story

In Hiding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2007 10:14:54 November 12, 2007 10:14:54

Don’t f&ck with Xenu. The book is due in January, not for another 2 months, but Andrew Morton, after going underground to write it, apparently has to stay underground even after its release. ESPECIALLY after its release. Which is great news. Because what’s in the book is SO explosive, Xenu’s disciples are angry. Full Story

Nude Windows & Mute Stones

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2007 00:00:00 November 12, 2007 00:00:00

She’s kept a low profile, with few new projects in recent years preferring to focus on marriage and on her head. Clearly not enough focus on the head. Because while she’s cleaned up the slovenly habits of riddles past, she’s still as loopy as ever. And still a colossal bitch. Who likes to parade around stark naked in front of her window with the blinds wide open. Full Story

Kate Hudson, player

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2007 05:54:45 November 12, 2007 05:54:45

All over it. If a boy can enjoy multiple canoodles, why not a girl? Since breaking Owen Wilson’s heart, Kate Hudson has flirted with Pipsqueak, beguiled Dax Shepard – poor thing actually thought he could keep her – and ditched Orlando Bloom for Heath Ledger… Do you love it, or do you LOVE it? First – OK Magazine is reporting that at her Halloween party, Kate honoured Orly with her attention and allowed him to believe that she cared beyond one night. Full Story

Hot Harry back on the Horse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2007 05:32:58 November 12, 2007 05:32:58

Mixed feelings today. On the one hand – Hot Harry on a Horse is back on his horse. Single again after 3 and a half years. On the other, will miss Chelsy as she slips back into obscurity, a girl whose resume will always be marked by an asterisk: *dated Prince Harry Biggest story in Britain – the two have split after a tumultuous couple of months that began ominously when Harry left Chelsy waiting at the airport upon arriving in England after relocating to be near him. Full Story