Monday, July 7, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Please would you indulge me a moment? Because I did it.

6 weeks ago I broke my arm. And still my incomparable trainer Hayley McGowan would not let me use the gimpy-ness to get out of Seek the Peak.

So I "seeked" the peak. And it was a bitch. From the beach to the top of a mountain, 16km and 4100 ft of elevation, I stank in ways I never thought possible. At one point there were six cramps pulsing in each buttock at the same time. But Hayley pushed me through. As did the sight of the 70 year old man who blew past us right before we reached the summit. And my good friend Kiu too who signed up in solidarity, just because.

So I can"t walk today. But I can blog.

First Euro, now Rafa owns Wimbledon. Nadal vs Casillas - who"s in your fantasy bedroom? He looked cute in his tux at the Wimbledon ball, non? As I said a couple of weeks ago, I am a Rafa.

Hola España!

Spain is all the rage. By the way - did you know my Gwyneth spent summers in Spain, did a tour of Spain last summer with Mario Batali, and speaks Spanish?

Of course she does.

It was an epic match on what felt like an epic weekend that started off with George Michael in Vancouver. The old girl still has it! My main gay Darren and I, we had the best time, dancing in the aisles for two and a half hours, and then it was off to Stanley Park to see if Georgey might drop in for a late night pick up. Didn’t see him. Maybe he finally bought a computer, discovered the modernity of a chat room to spice up his sex life.

It’s Monday, am blogging all day, refresh often!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Kevin Costner does not have another woman.

PPS. Ed Westwick is not one of the boys.

Jen & John in Toronto

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 13:47:37 July 7, 2008 13:47:37

eTalk has the exclusive photos on the show tonight – John Mayer is in Toronto for his show and Jennifer Aniston came with, although they left in separate cars to head to the venue. So far, People Magazine has been chronicling their every movie, like a Jen & John tour diary. Full Story

Chicken Fried Sticky & Sweet!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 12:22:42 July 7, 2008 12:22:42

Madonna is saving Britney! Rumours were swirling that Chicken Fried Stupid would be appearing on tour with Her Madgesty… clarification: Britney has taped a piece that will run during Madge’s Sticky & Sweet tour kicking off August 23 in Cardiff. The segment was shot yesterday, the two were together – confirmed by publicists for both Full Story

UK Undercover Cuddling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 10:11:30 July 7, 2008 10:11:30

Here are Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon caught in a cute tender moment last Wednesday during the Jack Johnson concert at Hyde Park. It is NOT a pap photo – it was taken by a fan at the concert…thanks to Jean for sending! This is not how a fag holds his hag. Just sayin’… Reese has joined Jake as he preps in England for his next movie. Full Story

Ultimate Fighting Rebound

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 10:09:05 July 7, 2008 10:09:05

There were rumours a few months ago that Mandy Moore and UFC champ (and Canadian!) Georges St Pierre were hooking up. Totally overblown seeing as she was actually wasting her time with that punk as f*ck poseur Full Story

Noah’s cap

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 09:39:00 July 7, 2008 09:39:00

Clean cut and lean again, especially with that cap on, Ryan Gosling is revisiting Noah Calhoun. Cue collective sob from the lunatic McGoslings. Cue quivering from my loins! This is Ryan in LA Saturday. Yum. After spending an inordinate amount of time in Kiki’s trailer on the set of their movie, Ryan stepped out the other day holding hands with a mystery beautiful brunette. Full Story

Mark of a True Star

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 11:38:41 July 7, 2008 11:38:41

They all have a lot to learn from Dustin Hoffman. I visited Michael Landsberg on Off The Record last week and we were talking about The Love Guru and Mike Myers who had been in town for the junket and Michael told me that he was offered a spot on the schedule for 3 minutes. Three minutes. Michael was like… F&ck that. Full Story

Sunday Rose Kidman Urban

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 08:07:00 July 7, 2008 08:07:00

Just received a media alert … SUNDAY ROSE KIDMAN URBAN weighed 6 pounds, 7 1Z2 ounces. I like the name Sunday. Very much. And very, very God-friendly... perfect for the MiniVan Majority. Am attaching photo of Granny Freeze"s wax figure - so life-plastic like! Right down to the surgery scar by her hairline! Full Story

Granny Freeze is a mom!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 07:59:07 July 7, 2008 07:59:07

Almost like it’s the first time! Like she’s never been a mother before! is confirming that Granny Nicole gave birth to a daughter this morning in Nashville. You think her face moved while she was in labour? Or did Gran opt for a c-section to preserve her other parts? Am going with door number 2. Full Story

Best Mother Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 07:23:42 July 7, 2008 07:23:42

Defenders of this filthy scab will argue that her one redeeming quality is that she is a good mother. Good point. Because these photos of Pamela Anderson celebrating her 41st birthday in Vegas prove that she is the epitome of the perfect parent: responsible, level headed, totally drug-free, and above all… classy as f&ck. Full Story