Jessica Simpson should wear black more often, non? She looks lovely when she’s toned down - without the tacky big hair, without her tits spilling everywhere. For someone with such extreme features, black is her great equaliser. Black tames the trash and softens up her tranny. Check it out – though there’s still an odd tightness around her face, Jess out for dinner last night was right from head to toe. Full Story
Brad and Angelina picked up Maddox together from school yesterday. Maddox appears to have had a fun afternoon and clearly adores it when his parents come to fetch him together. Love that they’re sending him to French school. The lower tier rags meanwhile are continuing to alternate between calling for a split and calling for another pregnancy. Full Story
Denise Richards filed court documents in her increasingly acrimonious court battle with Charlie Sheen last week and somehow… shocker! … a few of those pages have made it into the hands of reporters, now printed for our smutty pleasure. Of course this just days after Charlie released a scathing statement of his own denouncing his ex wife as an opportunistic lying bitch who is only raising these allegations against him because her career is in the crapper and because she’s jealous he’s found someone else, AFTER her attempt at reconciliation ended in rejection. Full Story
So Britney is finally legally able to drive in California. How easy was that? So easy that she actually could have received her license way back in April when she wrote and passed (wtf?!?!) her written test. But Chicken Fried Lazy couldn’t be bothered to take her thumb out of her ass until a judge sent away her babies.
Another court showdown is scheduled for today and it’s expected that Britney will be held to her drug and alcohol concessions if she’s to have any hope of being alone with her boys in the near future. Will keep you posted.
Had to endure the nauseating Oprah yesterday for Halle Berry. LOVE Halle Berry. And also wanted a glimpse of Gabriel – unfortunately he wasn’t around. But Halle’s happiness is infectious. Very pregnant. Very happy. So farking beautiful. And as always so amazingly candid. Girl was not shy about sharing how desperate they were for a child. They TRIED. It was WORK. And the way she told it was adorable and endearing. Halle has never been more appealing - almost made me want to thaw out my womb.
Wednesday – am back at home for a good long stretch. Yay! Live blogging all day. Yay!
Yours in gossip,
PS. To Cathy M who has been reading me a long, long time… Congratulations on the new title. Very impressive and well deserved!
PPS. To my dear, dear, dear friend Duana for the most amazing voice message last night. Yours was the only opinion I was afraid of hearing. Thank you, love you, owe you.
Am obsessed with Blake Lively. Obsessed. She plays Serena in Gossip Girl though you may remember her from The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants movie – Blake played Bee/Bridget but it’s on the show where she really shines with that mysterious “It”. Not conventionally cutesy pretty, not soft, not stupid looking, but still accessible, wicked style, and a peculiar way of speaking like she’s always sucking on candy and has gotten away with it her entire life. Full Story
TMZ.com is reporting that Kevin Federline arrived, eyepatch and all, to court today to battle Britney in person over their boys. Britney, as of press time, however, has yet to be seen. Money is certainly a motivator and I’ve no doubt KFed gets up extra early on paydays but still, at this point, when the onus is on HER to prove that she can actually raise her own children, shouldn’t she at least make an effort and show up to fight tooth and nail and weave for her babies? Full Story
Kid Rock is currently promoting a new album. At the same time, his ex wife is making headlines for her engagement to Rick Salomon…yet another all star. Curious timing, non? So Kid grants an interview with Rolling Stone and offers his take about what happened last year in Vancouver – when Denise Richards attacked two elderly ladies with a laptop and when Pam’s publicist (at the time) pre-empted everyone and announced she’d suffered a miscarriage. Full Story
She continues to deny anything more than friendship with Rhys Ifans but he’s still living at her place and she’s looking better than she has in a long, long time… Has the Love Glow affected Sienna Miller? Check her out on the carpet tonight at the Stardust premiere in radiant white with a delicious pair of dark red heels. Full Story
Michelle Pfeiffer tonight in London for the UK premiere of Stardust. Damn. To say she looks incredible for 49 is missing the point - she looks incredible for any age, non? I’m a solid 15 years younger and I’d kill to come close. Most 20 year olds would do the same. This bitch is flawless. Full Story
Many emails about it this morning re: Charlotte’s bridesmaid dress yesterday on the set of Sex & The City… see photo attached for reference. You will note there is something strapped to her right ankle leading some to conclude it’s an alcohol monitoring bracelet. To me it looks like an audio pack. Full Story