The Golden Rumey!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2007 00:00:00 November 14, 2007 00:00:00

My Rumey is 2008 Miss Golden Globe! My Rumey is arriving! PS. Was Kate Hudson ever a Miss GG? I think so yes…non? source  Full Story

Shoes of the Season

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2007 00:00:00 November 14, 2007 00:00:00

These are, apparently, the must have CL’s of the month. Seen previously on Gwen Stefani and Mandy Moore, Anne Hathaway also slipped on the Para La Cruz Louboutins last night at The Christopher and Dana Reeve Foundation event last night in New York. She looks lovely, non? But now I can’t look at her without seeing her tits, only because of the way my producer Laura describes it. Full Story

Skinny Karma Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2007 00:00:00 November 14, 2007 00:00:00

Gaunt and tired though still not as rough as Billy Crudup, check out Ethan Hawke at the Tisch School of the Arts gala in New York last night. I remember last year at TIFF 2006, even though he’s a smarmy perv, I fully expected to be attracted to him at the Valentino-sponsored after party for the film adaptation of his corny little book The Hottest State at Kultura in Toronto. Full Story

Blotchy Karma Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2007 00:00:00 November 14, 2007 00:00:00

Billy Crudup was a beautiful man. Now…not so much. Last night at the Tisch School of the Arts event in NYC – as you can see, Billy looks bunk and a far cry from how pretty he once was before corrupting Claire Danes and leaving Mary Louise Parker when she was 7 months pregnant with his child. Full Story

The New Ethan Hawke

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2007 00:00:00 November 14, 2007 00:00:00

Oh tortured artist. Oh poet. Oh suffering soul. Oh dirty cheater! Words to describe Ethan Hawke a few years ago and now following in those illustrious unfaithful footsteps – Ryan Phillippe. Ryan of course is now officially divorced from Reese Witherspoon who like a proper lady is only now flaunting her relationship with Jakey G because she’s formally a single a woman – the papers went through just a few weeks ago. Full Story

Turn up the Hetero

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2007 06:47:28 November 14, 2007 06:47:28

Check out Natalie Portman Sunday night leaving the Mr Magorium afterparty – boyfriend Nathan Bogle was there as well but they left separately so as not to get photographed together. Nathan, as you can see, seems to have turned up the Hetero and isn’t pinging my gaydar like before. Many of you are convinced however that he’s a total ‘Mo. Full Story

Matt Damon: The Sexiest Man Alive 2008

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2007 06:32:11 November 14, 2007 06:32:11

Three weeks ago I called it and it’s about time. Matt Damon can now stand up to his friends George Clooney and Brad Pitt and tell them he’s finally a member of the club. Only they have TWO. Which what they’ll lord over his head for the next few years until he gets his second. Snort. Full Story

Tuesday, November 13, 2007


Dear Gossips,

Virgin Unite’s Midnight Magic in Toronto last night kicked off with a $1 million cheque donation to be spent on HIV testing kits in Africa where one out of every 4 living with HIV/AIDS have no idea they’re infected. New testing kits can deliver results immediately and, most importantly, can bring the service directly into the community, instead of having community members seek out service outside their own environment. Like Outreach.

An inspiring start to a drama-filled evening. Thoughts on the Magic Freak and Dita to come. But no one tops Elvis Costello. I did lose my sh*t however after running into Doug Gilmour at the bar. Only a Leaf fan would understand.

Tuesday – en route back to Vancouver, am blogging on the fly.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Julia Roberts does not use Mute Stones (http://www.laineygossip.com/Nude_Windows_and_Mute_Stones_blind_item.aspx  Neither does Sharon Stone)

He’s The Kind of Guy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2007 00:00:00 November 13, 2007 00:00:00

Who is hired specifically to get under the skin of other players. He is a goon. He is a prick. He has been called out for making racist comments about African Americans/Canadians and French Canadians. And now, he is without a doubt the worst piece of sh*t motherf*cker to ever put on a hockey uniform and call his sad self an athlete. Full Story

The Model Stereotype

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2007 00:00:00 November 13, 2007 00:00:00

Britney a mentor on mothering? Seriously, Heidi Klum needs better role models. Heidi was on Ellen today promoting the new season of Project Runway and dishing on babies and diapers. Said she chatted with Chicken Fried Stupid at her Halloween bash and learned from her how to properly use diapers. Apparently Heidi had no idea that the sticky tape on the side is used to fasten the folds to the middle flap. Full Story

Alanis After Ryan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2007 00:00:00 November 13, 2007 00:00:00

He’s moved on to a blonde bombshell and with his golden tan and his beefy muscles, combined with her impressive assets – perhaps the most pulchritudinous young showbiz couple – they are much more appealing to most Hollywood watching sensibilities. Because let’s face it, as adorable as Alanis and Ryan were for a while, only because the pairing really was such an oddity, we all knew it would end the way it did. Full Story