Britney: magazine gloat and more

July 24, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 24, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am about to gloat. If you can’t stand it, skip to the next paragraph for the latest on the OK Magazine situation. As I first reported exclusively last Friday, details of Britney’s disastrous cover shoot for OK Magazine have been corroborated by TMZ  Full Story

Lilo: Behind the Arrest

July 24, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 24, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It happened in Santa Monica late Monday night. TMZ tmz.com reports that she was driving a Denali, chasing some other SUV and when pulled over she failed a field sobriety test and was taken in to custody. In custody, cocaine was found in her pocket. She spent a few hours drying out in the slammer and was released after posting $25K bail. Full Story

Lilo: the mug shot!

July 24, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 24, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don"t lie. You thought Paris’s was cute. And Nicole’s too… But this??? Oh Lilo… source  Full Story

Monday, July 23, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Not to worry…I won’t spoil it. Nor will I discuss on the main page. In a few days however it will be the inaugural review on LaineyBooks. Stay tuned…

Busy weekend dominated by the Beckhams and Britney – more sad smutty details from that photo shoot.

Tech issues were fixed late in the day on Friday, scroll down and get caught up if you haven’t already.

Monday, blogging all day, refresh often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. The Vice is not Ben Affleck. Though I’m sure Ben has considerable talents, acting is clearly not one of them. Also not Jonathan Rhys Meyers – Vice is much less androgynous and played a different legend.

Hollywood Ebola and Michael Vick

July 23, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 23, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Background for those of you who don’t live in North America – Michael Vick is the piece of sh-t prick quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons indicted last week on federal charges that he played a part in a dogfighting ring operated on a property he owned. Worse yet, several dogs were allegedly killed and tortured if their performances were below par – some by drowing, some by electrocution. Full Story

New Hire, Next Fire

July 23, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 23, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan has reportedly signed on to a new movie in which she plays a tango-dancing prostitute in a biopic about tango legend Carlos Gardel. She is apparently now taking dance classes even with that alcohol monitor strapped around her ankle that is supposed to detect booze … and nothing else. Full Story

The Daily Legs, Skin, and the Bag

July 23, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 23, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Hudson at Naomi Watts’s baby shower yesterday – total gorgessity, non? Skin is soft and supple and well hydrated, long long tanned legs, and that bag… Must.Have.The.Bag. Still nothing solid re: what’s really going on between Kate and Dax Shepard with whom she was seen hand in hand last week. Full Story

Maybe Mr Salmon?

July 23, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 23, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Still of Ryan Gosling from the upcoming Lars and the Real Girl, premiering at TIFF in September. Said it before and I’ll say it again – the Toronto International Film Festival continues to be regarded as the true start to award season with many releases bidding for Oscar gold strategically choosing TIFF as a launch pad. Full Story

Man Got Money?

July 23, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 23, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If so… Denise Richards is interested. Here’s Denise looking lovely - if not a stylistically dated – at a charity function this weekend. But this is the kind of look one goes for when trying to reel in a middle aged billionaire, you know what I mean? The hair is so sex kitten it’s embarrassing. Full Story

The Number 23 Exclusive DVD Giveaway!

July 23, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 23, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jim Carrey fans turned away from The Cable Guy – back then, Jim as a freak was hard to accept. Especially when he did it so well. And the same goes for The Number 23. I totally bought him as an obsessive psycho. Made the mistake of watching alone this weekend in between Harry Potter sessions as I tried to pace myself through Book 7. Full Story

Hotness on Holiday

July 23, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 23, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A Monday gift. Johnny Depp and his Vanessa on holiday in the Mediterranean. Photo caption calls her his “wife to be” – new rumours surfacing yet again that the two are about to marry. I’ve heard some buzz that Karl Lagerfeld designed the dress, that it’s a Chanel, and as payback she turned up front row at his show a few weeks ago. Full Story