Fascinating Posh & Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 16:19:28 December 5, 2007 16:19:28

Barbara Walters is naming her annual Most Fascinating List tomorrow (Thursday) and Posh & Becks have made the coveted cut, sitting down with the old bag for a rare joint interview. As you can see, they colour coordinated. And it looks like Becks is growing out his hair again, thank Xenu. During the chat, Becks reveals he wants more babies. Full Story

Rob Him!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 16:07:49 December 5, 2007 16:07:49

No…it is not kind to wish ill on others. I am sorry if this offends you. I know it is wrong. But seeing photos like this take away any smidge of kindness in my bitchy black heart. It’s Bow Wow today in Beverly Hills after leaving a bank. Upon being greeted by paps, he starts waving his wad of cash around – all hundred dollar bills. Full Story

George and Brad for J. Ro

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 12:50:52 December 5, 2007 12:50:52

You’ll recall a few weeks ago, there was an American Cinematheque tribute to Julia Roberts that brought out some major stars. The tribute airs tonight on AMC and although George and Brad couldn’t make it, they still sent along a little surprise that is both silly and immature and also politically irreverent and relevant. Full Story

Christian Bale T4

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 12:30:38 December 5, 2007 12:30:38

It seemed like an odd choice at first – especially since T3 was a total bust – that Christian Bale would turn to superhero family flicks instead of staying with the intensity that has defined his career. But given what he’s accomplishing with the Batman franchise, the same dark hopes can certainly be applied to Terminator. Full Story

Granny Freeze Indistinguishable

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 11:50:39 December 5, 2007 11:50:39

Best.Post.Ever. Madame Tussaud’s has just unveiled their new Nicole Kidman figure. And of course it’s nearly impossible to tell which is which. But remember… as Granny Freeze said herself: she’s never had any work done. None. Never. In fact, she’s so naturally beautiful she also says she doesn’t require much time, if any, in the makeup chair. Full Story

B & J in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 11:31:13 December 5, 2007 11:31:13

Now THAT is definitely NOT a Tina Knowles creation, bless Xenu. And when Beyonce stays away from Tina Knowles-inspired creations, Beyonce is beautiful, fashionable, divine. Check her out with Jay Z in Paris doing some holiday shopping, on a romantic getaway. And while he might not be pretty like Becks or Brad, Jay is all man in his own man way. Full Story

For Jen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 11:23:02 December 5, 2007 11:23:02

John Stamos the other night at some ER event, still holding up after all these years. Like Rob Lowe, only less…waxy. Been harping about this for 2 years but again, he is perfect for Jennifer Aniston. They would make an exquisite couple, and given that her relationship with Brad was brokered through their reps, why can’t Huvane get off his ass and hook this sh*t up? John Stamos knows tv. Full Story

Mayjah Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 11:21:00 December 5, 2007 11:21:00

Victoria Beckham on the cover of the new issue of Elle looking – MAYJAH! LOVE the white, love the suspenders, LOVE that she wears pants, even love her concrete tits poking out – of course they have to present and accounted for – and I especially love the caption beside her head: No Surgery Required. Full Story

Sleeps Naked and Self Aware

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 09:21:52 December 5, 2007 09:21:52

Seeing the Spice Reunion concert and meeting Victoria in person has only fuelled the sick obsession. I love her. Only Victoria could take the stage AT A CONCERT and not only NOT SING but strut down a catwalk with a wind machine blowing. Only Victoria. And while the British press continues to find ways to vilify the Girls and the Posh, Mrs Beckham is not apologising for her absurdity – the shameless, ridiculous way she lives her life in a plastic pose. Full Story

Carb Face, Abbie & Ava

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 00:00:00 December 5, 2007 00:00:00

Well well… Two very interesting sets of photos taken by Flynet... First – Abbie Cornish who reportedly slept with Reese Witherspoon’s husband when he was still her husband shopping the other day with none other than Ava Phillippe. Full Story

White, Grey, and Billy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2007 08:18:13 December 5, 2007 08:18:13

Last night, New York D&G party, Kate Hudson arrived in a white fluffy coat and grey booties with friends and also Billy Crudup, who could also be a friend. But that hasn’t stopped gossips from buzzing that they’re an item. If so, it was likely one night only. Love that she’s such a dude when it comes to dating and you will note, unlike the Parises and the Lilos and the Britneys, even though she’s probably made out with just as many if not more men of late, the “S” word has never been used. Full Story