Hollywood Musical Love Chairs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2007 09:42:25 October 8, 2007 09:42:25

Cameron Diaz dated Jared Leto. Cam and Jared broke up. Cam went on to Justin Timberlake, Jared to Scarlett Johansson. Then Cam and JT split and JT had a brief fling with Scarlett. Now Cam is with Bradley Cooper who happens to be starring in He’s Just Not That Into You with… Scarlett Johansson. Full Story

Silicone & Denim

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2007 09:40:33 October 8, 2007 09:40:33

Style recipe for long lasting love: Pamela Anderson married Rick Salomon this weekend in Vegas wearing – shocker!!! – not a white bikini but a white denim Valentino dress. All class, baby… all class. This is, of course, Pam’s third time down the aisle. And her third time down the aisle with a lovely respectable man. Full Story

Friday, October 5, 2007

Dear Gossips,

As I’ve been reporting all week, Britney’s video for Gimme More is now available on iTunes and will premiere on MTV on Monday. Click here to see it. But while critics have been relatively kind in their judgment, having forced myself to go through it twice, I honestly don’t know what they’re talking about. And I love this song.

First of all, there’s no shot that lasts longer than 5 seconds. Crazy cutting all over the place obviously because she couldn’t hold her sh-t long enough to make it through the shoot without incident. You do remember that don’t you?

The dancing, the styling, the everything… all second rate, especially heartbreaking from someone who is known for bringing the slick. Once upon a time Britney was a first class performer. Once upon a time, Britney was overpackaged but visually spectacular. Which is why images like these are so sad. If you dig deep there’s a glimpse of what she was. How pretty she was. How cute she was. How polished she was. What a great nose she used to have.

And now…

Le Sigh.

Quick confession: had some time to kill last night before The Office started. Decided to YouTube my favourite Britney appearance. It was 2001. It was the Superbowl Halftime Show. Aerosmith, Mary J, Nelly, N Sync, and Britney. She was wearing those silver low riders and grooving with Justin, remember? If not, click here to remember. I remember. Those were the days…

And today is the day!!!

Or, more appropriately, tonight is the night. It is Friday night. And Friday Night Lights the 2nd season premieres tonight. The most perfect season of television is back for an attempt at a repeat. If you still haven’t picked up the dvd… seriously, why not??? Why continue wasting your time on the insulting sh-t that is Grey’s Anatomy and ignore the most wonderful show in years?

Please don’t. Get the DVD, mad rush through it this weekend. And then download the premiere episode of season 2 if you have to. I promise… you won’t regret it.

Have a great weekend. Canada – Happy Thanksgiving!!!



PS. Happy Birthday to Brandy… I hear you and Jen J can’t stand the Alba Demon. Clearly you’re my kinda girl though truth be told, word is she’s been relatively bearable on the set of the Love Guru in Toronto. Maybe her co-star’s douchebag antics have given her pause?

Classic Hello Kitty Diva Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 13:12:35 October 5, 2007 13:12:35

She is a gift to good gossip. Her Cheese is unparalleled – an endless source of amusement on the darkest of days. Here is Mariah Carey on the cover of Glamour Magazine. And the interview inside doesn’t disappoint. Two passages in particular: Mariah’s New York triplex is massive – 12,000 square feet of Mimi cheese, so spacious she has no clue how many bathrooms, one of which is devoted to Hello Kitty. Full Story

Still Skinny… Still Married

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 00:00:00 October 5, 2007 00:00:00

Despite rumours earlier this year that they had split, Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias are clearly still together and appear to be going strong. Used to abhor their public fondling sessions. Now, having seen everyone else’s bare cooch one too many times, actually kinda miss the sight of them grinding off each other in bold daylight. Full Story

My Gwynnie’s Good Life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 12:34:35 October 5, 2007 12:34:35

My Gwyneth has never had to struggle. And shooting her reality tv eating show is no exception. Check her out in Spain, wine glass at the ready, and – shocker! – holding her own umbrella??? Am reeling. Gwynnie and I, we have the same hair right now. Am thrilled. You will note she looks super cute and super casual. Full Story

Canadian Thanksgiving: Project Runway & SNL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 00:00:00 October 5, 2007 00:00:00

Monday is Canadian Thanksgiving. A lot to be thankful for. ProjectRunwayCanada premieres on Slice on Monday at 10pm. I’m telling you…Iman is a fierce bitch. She will put fear into your ass! Curious to see what you think of my tinkerbell Asian gay. Full Story

Smutty Sponsor: SoftLips Giveaway #8 - FIXED!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 00:00:00 October 5, 2007 00:00:00

Wrong link previously. PLEASE READ INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY. PLEASE NOTE THE CORRECT EMAIL ADDRESS AND TITLE. Otherwise your entry will NOT be filed properly. I missed one during TIFF so we’re doubling up this time. It’s Week #8 of the SoftLips Smutty Sponsorship and another SoftLips gift basket valued at $100 including the full range of SoftLips products can be yours! If you are interested… Guess the Lips! Who do they belong to? Hint: three initials and a tell tale witch boil…this can’t be too challenging. Full Story

Kiki & Karl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 09:55:16 October 5, 2007 09:55:16

My Kiki showed up at the Chanel show for Paris fashion week today. As you can see, she looks perfect. As you can see, she still loves her Ray-Bans. And as you can see, Karl promptly threw himself at her for the photo op. Another runway, another season, and the bitchbeating fan is still missing. The world is a dimmer place. Full Story

Uma with Arki

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 09:39:38 October 5, 2007 09:39:38

I totally get the Euro Hot. Arpad (Arki) Busson is 100% Euro Hot. Am all over it. And Uma is too. Uma’s last boyfriend Andre Balasz was cut from the same mold. Only Arki allegedly has some very bad habits. Ones that Elle Macpherson supposedly couldn’t be around if she wanted to stay clean. Full Story

Chicken Fried Happy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 09:28:11 October 5, 2007 09:28:11

Can we sum up her week? A judge takes her babies away. She is forced to hand them over to her golddigging slime of an ex husband who now looks like an all star. She is legally required to be drug tested twice a week and can only be with her children under supervision. She also has to suffer the indignity of being coached as a parent and then evaluated by the state. Full Story