Posh & Becks: the choreographed first weekend

July 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First full weekend in Los Angeles, Victoria and David spent most of it undercover but for a very, very high profile visit with the boys to Toys R Us. First though – Posh paid a visit to Jay Leno on The Tonight Show on Friday, smiling a lot, giggling a lot, but through it all, always completely posed, every angle perfect, every movement practised, every expression planned from the moment she walked out on stage. Full Story

Ken’s Back, Tranny’s Back

July 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kev Paves has returned, and just behind him, so has Jessica Simpson’s tranny. Banished under the classier eye of Harley Pasternak, The Tranny has been resurrected by her tacky ass stylist – both in Miami to celebrate the launch of her new swimwear line. As you can see, Ken brings out the cheap. Full Story

View All 8 Photos

The Freebie Five

July 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We are a Virgin Generation. And this is a privilege. No one after us will ever truly NOT KNOW. Four days to Book 7. As such, #1 on the Freebie Five is dedicated to Magic – a new name every day…stay tuned.  Full Story

The Benefit of the Doubt

July 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Having worked with at-risk youth at Covenant House Vancouver, having watched so many of them go in and out of treatment, I understand that relapse is a part of recovery, that every clean break means clean time, and clean time is an achievement unto itself – a good foundation our kids can hopefully add to over time. Full Story

Drug Free...really???

July 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some exclusive dirt on Hollywood Ebola. Last week – a photo shoot spanning a few days at her house for German GQ and her own clothing line (WTF??? – more on that later). Apparently she has huge, huge, huge portraits of herself hanging from the walls. Full Story

Friday, July 13, 2007

Dear Gossips,

I’ve lived a deprived life, I think. Because up til yesterday I’d never ever peered inside a Hooters. But it’s summertime in Toronto and Hooters on John Street is open to the sidewalk so for the first time, I saw for myself the Orange Shorts. Amazing. Must dine there today.

It’s Friday – the LA Galaxy will “present” David Beckham at what they call a “low key” ceremony this afternoon. Something like 400 journalists expected, not known if Victoria and the boys will show but it’s not like her to pass up an occasion, non?

Finally the weekend! Enjoy!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. This is for Vee: the evil C can kiss my Chinese ass. Stay positive… am thinking of you.

Becks Blogs Too!

July 13, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 13, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh. My. Loins. Judging from the reaction in my inbox, many of you are quivering too. I mean look at this man. Look at him!!! So to coincide with the his Galaxy arrival, Becks is now blogging – first entry was posted today. But seriously, do you really care what he has to say? To be honest…no. Full Story

Rockin’ Stella and a Cane

July 13, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 13, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Gwyneth … off crutches and stylin’ with a cane and the help of her friend Stella McCartney – love it. Here she is alongside Aerin Lauder at an Estee Lauder event in NYC. Casual chic gorgessity and of course. But of course her cane is from none other than Tom Ford. Of course. Interesting observation made of late in London – that Chris Martin who is supposed to be a teetotaller has been seen hitting the pub scene rather often. Full Story

The Site

July 13, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 13, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Herro Kitty! Herro Gossips! Me so happy happy, yay yay! Been promising a site re-design for ages – finally we’re almost there. And barring a disaster, the new look will be ready on Monday! We will launch new features with more to follow later on, the Gossip Guide will finally be updated, and there just might be a personalised Freebie Five for your own burning quiverations. Full Story

Hollywood Ebola: prison fellatio pays off

July 13, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 13, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh reeeeally? The LA Sheriff’s Department is investigating allegations brought forward by the members of the for Los Angeles Deputy Sheriffs that Hollywood Ebola was given preferential treatment, allowed to use a cordless phone when others have to wait in line for the public pay phone and also receiving a brand new uniform instead of a hand-me-down. Full Story

All Smiles…even Posh!

July 13, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 13, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham doing a Hello Kitty smile!!! Love, love, love. For those of you unfamiliar with Hello Kitty Asian culture – for some reason, my homeland people (the girls in particular) can’t pull off a full frontal grin without hunching forward and throwing their hands straight up in front of their faces like all cutesy cutesy stick a needle in your eyeball. Full Story