The Opposite of Orange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2007 10:36:26 September 26, 2007 10:36:26

My Kiki looking pale and funky and cute n LA the other day with someone they say is Johnny Borrell though to me, it looks nothing like him. Must just be me. However, she was also seen enjoying coffee and ciggies with another young gentleman, also very much her type. Also a little greasy, malnourished, and too cool for school. Full Story

The New MiniVan Favourite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2007 10:24:04 September 26, 2007 10:24:04

Hollywood is awash with media savvy famewhores these days. Leading the pack Jessica Biel of course and newly emerged is Katherine Heigl and now Bridget Moynahan has joined the fray - tearing at the heartstrings of the MiniVan Majority to secure herself a professional foothold as a an attractive single mother and working actress hanging on to, yes would you believe it?, a development deal with ABC. Full Story

Something to Hide?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2007 10:01:10 September 26, 2007 10:01:10

VB took off for Tokyo the other day leaving David alone, again, at home in California. So David went shopping at Ron Herman. Innocent enough, right? But if so, why did he book it as soon as he came out the door, frightened at the sight of one lone pap? This of course is a man who has been photographed nearly every day of his life, a man who is no stranger to using photographers when he needs an image supported or perpetuated. Full Story

Still Maybe Gaybe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2007 08:32:28 September 26, 2007 08:32:28

Natalie Portman showing off a killer pair of legs last night at a special screening with Wes Anderson and Jason Schwartzman. Don’t love the hair but with her face, what does it matter? So last week I posted this article Full Story

How Can You Resist?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2007 00:00:00 September 26, 2007 00:00:00

Been saying it for months and now that they’re finally expecting, love them even more. Seriously the cutest ever. As I mentioned the other day, JLo’s hair man is telling all that she is. Click her for a refresher Full Story

Engaged is the New Dating

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2007 07:31:59 September 26, 2007 07:31:59

My clever friend Duana coined that phrase. Five minutes ago she was still pining over Crack Love Forever. Then she threw Pete out of her house. Turn around and she was supposedly engaging in secret trysts with him at Claridges. Now Kate Moss is engaged to another musician after a 12 hour sex session during which she proposed? I love the British tabloids…they really do know everything. Full Story

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Another celebrity drunk driver. This time not a Hollywood skank twat but Kiefer Sutherland – no stranger to a little bit of drama and also, rumour has it, rather fond of his hooch. DUI, twice the legal limit, and arrested after pulling an illegal u-turn. This is his 2nd strike.

Is he above the law?

And do you kinda love how Charlie Sheen is publicly tearing Denise Richards a new asshole? More on that later.

Am headed home to Vancouver today. It’s a 5 hour round trip so only blogging in the morning. Tomorrow is 34. Am old.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. A very Potter birthday to Marsi – Snape Forever! And to Shannon celebrating her stagette this weekend in Chicago before becoming a navy wife in January – a hot man in uniform AND moving to Italy? Love you but hate you a little too

Friends for Friends and looking fine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 10:59:03 September 25, 2007 10:59:03

George Clooney came out to support Brad Pitt in Jesse James last week. And last night Brad returned the favour, arriving solo to the NYC premiere of Michael Clayton. Check him out all dressed up and delicious, wearing a suit the way it is meant to be worn, chewing his gum, showing off his sexy gait, probably rushing to get home to make Pitt Porn with Angelina. Full Story

Drunken Punch-up at a Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 10:51:53 September 25, 2007 10:51:53

It’s the title of a wicked Radiohead song and while it didn’t exactly go down that way, Kate Moss and Sienna Miller were about to claw each other’s eyes out at a wedding the other night until Sadie Frost (???) stepped in and settled sh-t down. But why, Sadie…why??? Kate is apparently not taking too kindly to the fact that Sienna is single white femaling her entire life – copying her style, imitating her drama, and stealing her friends, the latest of which is Rhys Ifans. Full Story

Career Error

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 10:30:34 September 25, 2007 10:30:34

I concede – for a while there he had his 15 minutes. On Kimmel, doing a side-splitting imitation of Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah’s couch, Dane Cook was hilarious. But that’s it, you know? It’s tired. It’s the same old. He’s a college circuit comedian period. And the clock is ticking…as evidenced this weekend by the box office slaughter of his new film Good Luck Chuck by the eventual winner Resident Evil. Full Story

50 is Fantastic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 00:00:00 September 25, 2007 00:00:00

I loooooove Rene Russo. I love her! I loved her in Lethal Weapon, I loved her in the Thomas Crown movie, and I love, love, love her hair. Can you believe this woman is 53? I am nearly 20 years younger, I have never ever looked this good. And if she’s had work done, so be it. It’s subtle, she doesn’t frighten me, more power to her. Full Story