Can You Feel It?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2007 07:21:32 November 29, 2007 07:21:32

Oh he is totally tapping that. Totally. Can you feel their sexual energy popping off the photos? Last night – Milo Ventimiglia and that litle Lolita Hayden Panettiere attended a theatre production with fellow castmates from Heroes but it’s really all about what happened after. Would you bet your boob job the after involved the two of them without their colleagues? Deny, deny, deny… but there is something. Full Story

Dost Thou…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2007 04:35:06 November 29, 2007 04:35:06

Protest too much, my Gwyneth? Have been mentioning the rumours for months – that Gwyneth and Chris are on the outs, that London gossips have been buzzing about his alleged infidelity though nothing substantive has been put forward and am also told they have in fact been out on a few occasions for dinner at paparazzi-free places in London. Full Story

View All 10 Photos

Lance & Ashley NYC Reunited?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2007 00:00:00 November 29, 2007 00:00:00

LOVE Olsen style. And Ashley is getting more and more beautiful by the day…so while you may think it’s kinda creepy, can you blame Lance for finding her attractive? Here’s Ashley chic and gorgeous last night at the Grand Reopening of the New Museum on the Bowery hosted by Calvin Klein. Full Story

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Better Helio than Marie but in the end the MiniVan still couldn’t stomach Mel B. But seriously, sweet Xenu, please end the writer’s strike already…

And did Xenu get to Andrew Morton? The book, our hope, the truth… has the GMD shut it down? Sigh. Like Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise cannot be felled. More on that later.

Wednesday – new posts all day, check back often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Am off to Toronto tonight to host the launch of Secret’s new Because You"re Hot campaign.  Click here for your chance to win a night of hot experiences!

PPS. Happy Birthday to Allison on your 33rd

PPPS. And to Katrina too – Happy Birthday and thank you for reading the site for as long as you have.

PPPPS. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie rarely keep swag, if ever. They do however thoughtfully donate the items to local charities. Therefore Angelina is of course not Cheap & Crafty. Wrong year.

No Country Quiveration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 00:00:00 November 28, 2007 00:00:00

No Country for Old Men is the most critically film of the year positioning Javier Bardem and a surprising Josh Brolin as possible Oscar contenders. Javier always. But Josh? Yes…Josh. Now no longer known as just Barbra Streisand’s stepson and Diane Lane’s husband who may or may not be a wife beater stemming from an incident during which the cops were called to the house on domestic abuse claims, Josh is finally the centre of his own attention. Full Story

Angelina vs Marion?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 00:00:00 November 28, 2007 00:00:00

Biopic vs Biopic. Will it be Angelina’s Mariane Pearl vs Marion Cotillard’s Edith Piaf come Oscar night? Here’s Marion last night at the Gotham Awards – stunning, stunning, stunning. Love, love, love. Both performances were world class. But at the risk of waking the Brangelunatic beast, Marion’s was truly transformative. Full Story

Chicken Fried Thief

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 12:52:35 November 28, 2007 12:52:35

There is a thin line between sad and absurd. Many of you will find this story sad. And I can see why for you it would be the case. But when I close my eyes and picture it, when I picture being there and this sh*t going down, I … I… I’m sorry. I’m terrible. But I giggle. This is not kind, no. Full Story

Best.Trailer.Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 12:09:17 November 28, 2007 12:09:17

Only because they cuss with such abandon and beauty, a degenerate dirty gossip lover like me can’t help but love it. Oh…and Colin Farrell and Ralph Fiennes together don’t hurt either. Why do I love it when Ralph drops the C bomb? It’s the trailer for In Bruges, Colin’s new movie that will open Sundance in January. Full Story

Bond Betrothed?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 11:52:19 November 28, 2007 11:52:19

Daniel Craig’s girlfriend Satsuki Mitchell was wearing a mother of a diamond on her ring finger yesterday prompting speculation that he has proposed and they are to be married. My producer Laura is probably getting a rope ready to hang herself right now. But in spite of Laura’s woes, Daniel and “Sats”, they are a great match, non? Photos from Wenn Full Story

Ebola Upstaged and Wants to Spawn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 00:00:00 November 28, 2007 00:00:00

Love Ellen but what the hell is she doing contaminating her show with Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton? Ebola was on Ellen today using Nicole Richie for attention, dishing on Nicole’s pregnancy and the baby shower and telling the world that she intends to procreate, thereby assuring that her disease will be perpetuated indefinitely. Full Story

Lovely Body, Cheese Pose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 09:28:57 November 28, 2007 09:28:57

Christina Aguilera showing a beautiful baby bump on the cover of the new Marie Claire. All good…but the pose. The one hand behind the head pose? So weak. So Beyonce. So should be outlawed, don’t you think? source  Full Story