Nick Jonas’s Bacon

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at August 29, 2016 12:08:36 August 29, 2016 12:08:36
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That’s not a euphemism. Nick Jonas performed a song called Bacon last night at the VMAs. His performance opened with him in a kitchen, holding a fresh plate of bacon. This is how most of my daydreams about Nick also open. Full Story

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I Can’t No Pastries

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2016 11:20:26 August 29, 2016 11:20:26
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Next week will be two years since we lost Joan Rivers. And it’s true, that you don’t know what you’ve got ‘til it’s gone. Because the Joan Rivers random amazingness on a red carpet can never be replaced. Sometimes during an interview, she straight up forgot who she was talking to, not because she wasn’t sharp but because they weren’t interesting enough for her to remember. Full Story

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Alessia Cara is cooler than all of us

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at August 29, 2016 10:55:49 August 29, 2016 10:55:49
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Alessia Cara is 20 years old. She’s 20 years old and she already oozes so much confidence and charisma it’s unfair. It’s unfair to her peers (she’s so real she makes Ariana Grande look like a Madame Tussauds wax figure) and it’s unfair to us grown ass adults who will never be as cool as she is. Full Story

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August 29, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2016 10:39:15 August 29, 2016 10:39:15

For Jordy, aka my office roommate, aka the Key Makeup Artist for the Best Hip Hop Video at the VMAs – CONGRATULATIONS homie! Jordy is Key Hair on The Social and she and Nat, our Key Makeup Artist, worked on the Hotline Bling video last year in Toronto. Follow Jordy on Instagram here Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2016 20:24:22 August 26, 2016 20:24:22

Natalie Portman came back for the smiles (Dlisted

Andrew eats with friends (Just Jared

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck sleep in separate bedrooms for his birthday (Cele|bitchy

I couldn’t stop watching that Beyoncé Aaliyah video yesterday. To the point that I got emotional. (TooFab

Demi Lovato’s new boyfriend (TMZ

I wish I could un-know that I know this (The Superficial

Maria Menounos’s leather dress (Hollywood Tuna

Venus and Serena are so cute together (Go Fug Yourself

Frances Bean’s divorce details (Evil Beet

Pete’s Dragon: a reason to go to the movies

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 26, 2016 19:54:39 August 26, 2016 19:54:39

So far, it’s been kind of a sh*t year for film. The highlights have been incredibly high (Hunt for the Wilderpeople, Green Room, Swiss Army Man, Captain America: Civil War), but they’re vastly outnumbered by a slew of utter dreck, and more than once this year, I’ve had to force myself to go see a movie while feeling like I simply couldn’t sit through two more hours of garbage when I could be doing something else with my time, like punching myself in the face repeatedly. Full Story

Smutty Social Media, August 26, 2016

Maria Posted by Maria at August 26, 2016 19:38:54 August 26, 2016 19:38:54

Shawn Mendes gave an interview to Billboard and is claiming he was misquoted about his fans not knowing him. I want to shake these young popstars and tell them not to pander to their fandoms. It’s OK if they don’t “know” you. You can love and appreciate your fans without giving them your soul. Full Story

Britney’s Glory weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2016 17:41:39 August 26, 2016 17:41:39

Britney’s new album, Glory, dropped today. Last night she was on Carpool Karaoke with James Corden. Those hits, they stand up, don’t they? I will never not love the line, “that is just so typically me”. Ever. A few years ago, as you know, this would not have been possible. Full Story

Amy Schumer, Again

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 26, 2016 17:28:06 August 26, 2016 17:28:06
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It’s been a rough couple of weeks for Amy Schumer. Just as her first book, The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo, was being released, a writer on Inside Amy Schumer, Kurt Metzger, went off on social media about rape survivors and rape culture. Full Story

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