Britney has remained trouble-free and club-free for over a week. She has not been photographed with a new opportunist boyfriend. She hasn’t borrowed underwear from random girls. And she will not be reconciling with Kevin Federline.
Rehab? I’d say so far so good.
Friday – blogging on the fly between shoots, refresh often for new posts.
Juno Weekend begins tonight. Party hopping until Monday morning – will dig deep for dish. And now I’ll get my flagwave on: dear Canadians, support Canadian music, check out the Junos Sunday on CTV.
Oh - and if you are in Saskatoon, I’ll be at the MTV party at Walkers on Friday night, Earl’s and the Rock Star Hotel at the Senator on Saturday night – come say hi!
Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
Jake this week in Beverly Hills. Slightly (and we’re talking nano-degrees) better in the pants department but still far, far, far from a good hang. Perhaps Reese doesn’t mind his Pants Issue? After all, Ryan has a sh-tty Pants Issue too. Maybe Reese is down with guys who don’t wear pants well? Source Full Story
To look at? JLo all the way. Here she is in NYC again in fur and skulls and open toe shoes - true diva contradiction. And on the west coast in LA, on the same day, here are Ben and Jen Taupe – casual, unassuming, low key, in love, nice, fine, a comfortable couch, boring as all f&ck. But then there’s Jennifer Lopez earlier this week during a performance – Marc joined her on stage, they were intimate, they were sweet, they looked deeply into each others eyes, they sang together…and afterwards she turned to the audience and said: "How you like them apples? That"s my baby, for better or for worse!" Your smutty sense go off? Sure, sure. Full Story
Can’t believe the golddigging hag hasn’t been voted off Dancing with the Stars yet but whatever… that show is where the D List dies a slow death. Her time will come. And when it does come, she has her excuses lined up already. Funny how that works, non? At the beginning of the show, she said she was as strong as ever – riding her bike, rehearsing, claiming she deserved no special treatment. Full Story
Something about this photo kills me. Hugh Grant, forever bachelor, probably afraid of children, out with his godson Damien the other day. Damien of course belongs to Liz Hurley. Nice to see that the two have managed to maintain such an amicable relationship. As for Hugh and his babysitting skills – I’m thinking his role in About a Boy wasn’t so much of a stretch. Full Story
Like every other gay in LA, John Travolta had to fan himself upon learning that David Beckham would be moving to America. And like fellow gay the Gay Midget Dwarf, he wants to hang out. He wants to become friends. He wants to show him his big ass jets and take him for a ride. A Beckham Scientological Sandwich? No…seriously. Full Story
Will it actually happen? Will a celebrity be denied preferential treatment - for once? Will Hollywood Ebola face the indignity of putting on prison stripes? Hardly. But just the thought is tantalising enough. Pulled over last month for driving with a suspended license stemming from her alcohol-related offence six months ago, LA police are now saying that they have “sufficient evidence to prove that (Paris) Hilton had knowledge of the suspension, and yet continued to drive,” which could land her in jail for up to 90 days. Full Story
A five hour meeting yesterday that resulted in a divorce agreement – terms were not disclosed but TMZ is reporting that KFed will walk away with about $1 million and shared custody. Not bad…though not great. A million of course is a LOT of money for you and me. But for them? The way they live? Seriously, it’s chump change. Full Story
Am in Saskatoon, Canada on assignment for eTalk this week to cover the Juno Awards – Canada’s music awards, similar to the Grammys in the US and the Brits in the UK – airing live on CTV on Sunday. Nelly Furtado is hosting and I am on party duty.
Rumour has it she’s RSVP’d to the Dose.ca party on Saturday night, the night’s hottest bash, and rumour also has it that Pipsqueak might make a surprise appearance in the audience on Sunday night. Chances are slim since he’s hosting Kids’ Choice the night before but… that’s what private jets are for, right? Will keep you posted.
Night of the Junos I’ll be on the carpet for arrivals and then live blogging the show on www.ctv.ca from the eTalk lounge. So if Justin does come, I’ll do my best to beg him back with Britney.
And,in celebration of the Junos - a new giveaway below. Good luck!
Thursday – blogging on the fly between shoots, check back often for fresh posts.
Yours in gossip,
PS. To Alex on her birthday. A good girlfriend who is spending her bday weekend in Vegas on a staggette. Poor you? Lucky you? Have a great time!
PPS. I missed Friday Night Lights last night though it’s PVR’d. But if my digital box f&cks up again…I.Will.Lose.My.sh-t. Heard it was yet another killer episode – please don’t tell me, please don’t gloat, I can’t handle.
They should start teaching this at acting workshops from now on. How a nobody makes the jump from tv to movies:1. go the gym A LOT. Do not work out INSIDE the gym. Always remember to stretch OUTSIDE all the time. Invite pappies2. throw ball for dog at the beach… often. Invite pappies3. walk dog in tight pants…often. Full Story
Elle Macpherson. Can you believe this bitch is 43??? 43??? I don’t care if she’s had work done. EVERYONE has had work done. So if getting work done evens the playing field, it just means she’s still head and shoulders and body, THE body, above everyone else. Funny thing is – I hear she’s a fiend. Full Story