Words from The Lifetime

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2007 00:00:00 November 1, 2007 00:00:00

Not that you need any more reason to love him, not that it’s necessary to defend why he’s Lifetime as opposed to Freebie Five but still…why pass up an opportunity to adore Johnny Depp? Currently starting promoting for Sweeney Todd Johnny was asked by Entertainment Weekly about his daughter’s illness earlier this year. Full Story

Good News… Bad News

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2007 15:30:52 November 1, 2007 15:30:52

Earlier this week, Rumer Willis talked about being famous and opened a can of sh-t all over her own ass. The good news – Rumer has landed another post on Us Weekly’s website. The bad news – the post is poll asking visitors whether or not Rumer constitutes “famous”. Full Story

Coldplay 2008

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2007 00:00:00 November 1, 2007 00:00:00

Radiohead laid down the gauntlet with In Rainbows both creatively and strategically, now Coldplay is expected to drop their 4th album by summer 2008. But where the band’s first two releases earned long-lasting affection, their last effort X+Y fell far short after time, even with their most hardcore fans. Full Story

Lacking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2007 14:24:19 November 1, 2007 14:24:19

Maroon 5’s Adam Levine as Brad from Fight Club for Halloween, pretty much pissing on Pitt’s legacy. As if. As if a helium-voiced little douche could come close to the quiveration. Maybe, just maybe, if he could actually perform live. But as it so happens, Adam’s ball-less screeches fall far short of the hotness, though his ego is still inflated from f&cking Jessica Simpson last year. Full Story

The Olsen Influence

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2007 13:59:36 November 1, 2007 13:59:36

After making out with Ashley Olsen two nights in a row, Lance Armstrong turned up at the Roberto Cavalli Halloween party on Wednesday looking kinda stylin’. All over the longer darker coif and the suit, though the shoes are way too “straight dude” but then again, an athlete from Texas probably can’t rock a Beckham/Ford pointed toe, non? Always a player, now a well dressed one… He really is perfect for Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

Karl’s Competition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2007 10:02:45 November 1, 2007 10:02:45

Few things are more delicious than Euro Cheese. But Euro Designer Cheese is a whole other level of amusement. Roberto Cavalli – do you love him, or do you LOVE him? Cavalli is currently on a major pimp tour – not only promoting his own line at H&M but also pushing out a new vodka range (???) called “Roberto Cavalli Vodka”. Full Story

Reese & Jakey Halloween

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2007 00:00:00 November 1, 2007 00:00:00

Now Reese would NEVER slut it up for Halloween. Reese and Jakey went trick-or-treating in full costume last night with her kids in Brentwood– she as a witch, he as a gorilla. Apparently the two were deliriously happy, holding hands and flirting and kissing and nuzzling and still desperately trying to save their movie and the DVD in a few months? Reese loves campaigning with her family – she earned an Oscar that way, though I wonder if this doesn’t sting just a little for Ryan Phillippe. Full Story

Heather’s Best Friend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2007 09:11:41 November 1, 2007 09:11:41

No question, Denise Richards’s golddiggery talents are amateurish compared to Heather Mills but still… she’s honing her craft and practising every day. Especially since Heather’s recent ranting has probably served as inspiration. So would you believe that Denise took her girls to the petting zoo on Monday and voila – the paps just happened to show up? And snap the most beautiful, most adorable family photo ever? Denise is such a devoted and doting mother … can’t you tell? A for effort. Full Story

Now THIS is a costume

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2007 08:35:45 November 1, 2007 08:35:45

Heidi Klum went all out. And without much skin. I LOVE. Here’s Heidi at her annual Halloween party dressed as a cat. Just one small thing – not to sound pervy – but …um… well since she had to have had it made specifically for her, was the soul patch between the legs an absolute necessity? Is it just me? Photos from Splash Full Story

Ebola Halloween

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2007 00:00:00 November 1, 2007 00:00:00

Over the course of the past week, Paris has paraded around in a series of costumes that, but for colour and a few minor details, are exactly the same. Short, flared skirt baring ass and tight around the tits. Last night, the theme was military. Hollywood Ebola the military whore. MK over at DListed.com Full Story

Chicken Fried Halloween

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2007 07:33:13 November 1, 2007 07:33:13

Well…she’s always had great legs, non? This is Britney, surpassing even her own skank in this glorious ensemble last night while out on the town for Halloween. Strangely enough, by now I think I’ve become numb to shots of her midriff and her tits… What I find most offensive this time are the red shoes clashing with the pink print. Full Story