Hot Harry on a Horse with his cousins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2008 10:35:00 April 4, 2008 10:35:00

Young royals hit up Mahiki last night with Hot Harry leading the way along with Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie. I love the name Eugenie. If a female dog is in my future, her name will be Eugenie. This is a compliment. Am also all over her blue polish. Like that it’s flat and not shimmery. Eugenie is Harry to me. Full Story

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Friday Photo Analysis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2008 09:33:00 April 4, 2008 09:33:00

Our favourite game! Making assumptions based on one photo – just like the tabloids! Ready to play? This is a series: nauseating Katherine Heigl with her husband yesterday shopping, then big smiles when the paps come around. What are you inferring? Especially from the shots of them stone faced waiting for their car? Maybe Josh is offended by her coat? Because I’m certainly offended by her coat. Full Story

The Jim Face on Today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2008 09:07:00 April 4, 2008 09:07:00

Everyone’s boyfriend next door John Krasinski stopped by The Today Show this morning to promote Leatherheads opening today. There’s the trademark sheepish look – the one that makes us quiver. But …. I hate his hair. John can’t “do” his hair. His hair just won’t get “done”. Full Story

New Kids Hysteria

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2008 08:54:04 April 4, 2008 08:54:04

So… The entire eTalk team is at the Saddledome right now in Calgary working on the show. We are busy. We are frantic. There are a million people running around, writing script, running cable, adjusting lights. Not old hags like me but young cute gays, girls, and boys, hipsters who probably summer in Williamsburg. Full Story

Tom Cruise is Pregnant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2008 06:29:55 April 4, 2008 06:29:55

Seriously… Kimmel is the new king of late night comedy. Am sure you’ve heard about the pregnant dude on Oprah – so last night on his show, Jimmy Kimmel offers up a different interpretation. Screen caps are attached. Are you losing your sh*t?  Full Story

Anne and Mr Shady

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2008 06:28:00 April 4, 2008 06:28:00

Yesterday’s news that Anne Hathaway’s boyfriend was arrested should have come as no surprise. Raffaelo Follieri stanks of shady sh*t. And it’s not the first time he’s been called out for dirty business dealings. Even more sinister when you consider the rumours that he has something cooking with Harvey Weinstein, not exactly a bastion of honour either. Full Story

Why She’s So Cranky

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2008 06:25:00 April 4, 2008 06:25:00

She isn’t eating. She hasn’t been eating for weeks, hellbent on losing what she calls some extra padding but what everyone else calls … nothing. There is nothing to lose. But still she needs to lose it. Started dieting furiously a couple of months ago but wasn’t seeing results quickly enough so she’s cut back the food and as a result has turned into a total hag, chewing people out during production meetings, yelling at catering staff for daring to bring food near her, and getting into a little shoving match with her own publicist, who has the unfortunate position of having to attend to her as she ramps up promotion, over scheduling. Full Story

April 4, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2008 06:23:22 April 4, 2008 06:23:22

Happy Birthday Ronda! It is SO totally not a scary number! And thanks for making my site a distraction when you need one. Happy Birthday Erin – you are the most amazing friend anyone could ever have. You rock and baby Brayden and Nicholas send big, wet kisses! Love, Andrea and Marta To the smuttiest lady I know… Arnie – happy birthday from Holly! And he WAS just dumb and horny! To April – sorry you couldn’t make it last night! Good luck during finals! And finally… for Kim P on your 30th birthday – have an amazing time in New York City. Full Story

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Thanks for all your messages – yes! Friday Night Lights is officially officially coming back for a 3rd season… but only beginning Winter 2009. As in January. Which means those of you STILL not watching have 9 months to catch up! Do it for Taylor Kitsch! Do it for your loins!

Jude Law just arrived in Vancouver, on the same day Verne Troyer aka Mini Me collapsed on the set of The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus. Johnny Depp was supposedly not feeling so great while working briefly on the movie as well. Like that film needed anymore setbacks. Hopefully a taste of Jude will turn fortunes. Seeing him again after a long low key absence… he looks well rested and, I daresay, almost cute. Almost. Photos below.

Thursday – am in Calgary! Blogging between eTalk shoots all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Hayden Panettiere is not off sick.

Beyonce & Jay-Z: Marriage by Numbers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2008 12:50:49 April 3, 2008 12:50:49

B’s birthday is September 4th. Jay’s birthday is December 4th. They have matching IV tats on their ring fingers acquired in Paris… He owns the 40/40 clubs. Tomorrow is April 4th. 04/04/08 4+4=8Coincidence…or conspiracy??? Blaine – you are brilliant. Can you claim intellectual property on that? File photo from Full Story

Dog Smut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2008 12:35:00 April 3, 2008 12:35:00

The Church of Oprah is attacking puppy mills tomorrow on the show – something we can all agree on, even if we don’t worship the Mighty Opes. Oprah lost her dog Sophie recently… Can’t even think about that. Now she’s dedicating an entire show to Sophie by exposing the deplorable practices of puppy mills in the hopes of saving dogs and preventing more of them from lives of suffering and disease. Full Story